這是《新神遊戲》結束沒多久左右的故事……
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“瀟瀟,你在看什麽?”啟夢問。167Please respect copyright.PENANAXC68fqT35G
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“這是我從《新神遊戲》裏拿回來的紀念品。”瀟瀟翻開那本相冊。167Please respect copyright.PENANASOgyvO1jbA
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“還真懷念。”那是一本貼滿動漫頭像的相冊:“不過能不能……不貼……我和光一的全身照片……那個頭……基本是你的腦補……”167Please respect copyright.PENANAsUYq3uSNFa
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啟夢原本是想撕掉,但還是想丟掉整本相冊,但瀟瀟搶回來:“不行,這是我靈感的泉源。”167Please respect copyright.PENANA7MYlsvOj5A
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光一不禁開口説:“這不是泉源,而是連綿山脈。”167Please respect copyright.PENANArz2MwdxJTa
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那是一個個書櫃為為單位的相冊集。167Please respect copyright.PENANAvqChqOHEK0
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“明明是光一啟發我的特殊技能,你可不能耍賴!”167Please respect copyright.PENANAA1fn2lhJmS
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“真是救命……我的瀟瀟妹妹……我原本只是想讓你不要忘了我們臉蛋。”光一捂臉了。167Please respect copyright.PENANAExZfzcwiEq
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啟夢拍肩卻被光一摔到九里之外:“都叫你不要畫!”167Please respect copyright.PENANAsKMmlExAp9
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啟夢反擊:“你什麼時候叫我不要畫了。”167Please respect copyright.PENANA88kEdSzMbU
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春日冒汗:“這樣也能打起來。”167Please respect copyright.PENANA4UZwzo70Fz
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“嗯,好懷念。”167Please respect copyright.PENANAXewCCjGeJD
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“敖蘭,這沒什麼好懷念,他們不是隔開來的話,基本就是天天打架。”春日汗顏。她拿起這相冊:“這倒是很懷念。”
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“説起來,我現在沒有臉盲了!”瀟瀟高興地說。
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啟夢嘆氣說:“因為我們現在的臉都一樣,看衣服就好。”
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在兔仔化時候,瀟瀟並沒有臉盲症。而大家為了她這個症狀,作為人類時候,自己的衣服都會別一個名字小徽章,而且這徽章經過敖蘭設計後,很融合服裝,所以大家都覺得這是好事情。這事情是延續《新神遊戲》裏的習慣。而且想當年也有一個奇怪的故事發生……
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年幼的瀟瀟非常可愛。導致她曾在第三十輪迴時候被流氓撩。因為身高的關係,她只能仔細看身材:“叔叔,你既然是受,不如我幫你找個攻跟你配對。”167Please respect copyright.PENANAyBSrT22nuX
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流氓愣了半響:“為什麽我是受?”167Please respect copyright.PENANAAksxuYaRhE
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瀟瀟就溜掉他的魔爪,再回來介紹:“這是攻。是我幫你找的新配對。”167Please respect copyright.PENANABUFPtJ5c95
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啟夢立馬開了保護圈Max,打飛他立馬説:“這流氓長得超丑!你究竟有沒有看清他的長相?”167Please respect copyright.PENANAc9pRgBlY4t
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“我只看到他的身體,沒看到長相。”瀟瀟天真地笑。167Please respect copyright.PENANAiNdGu1lnNS
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再一次回家描述流氓長相的時候,大家這才發現瀟瀟是臉盲。瀟瀟卻被螢雪稱讚:“果然深得我的血統,看身材就知道是攻還是受!”
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“等等,這輩子的瀟瀟是我生的。”緋雪白眼。
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“重點不在這裡,螢雪、緋雪。”淀仁、皓霖和啟夢煩惱如何幫她記住長相。可惜,這症狀不是藥物能夠醫治,就連藍川和月華都無法醫治。避免瀟瀟臉盲得罪人,所以除了去厠所和洗澡外,啟夢都是隨身護駕,從男友力練成一身男友力Max,因此更深得同校女生歡迎。167Please respect copyright.PENANAHmGrNE0qrC
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此外,這時便傳開流氓因禍得福的都市傳說——某流氓為了證明不是受,所以搭上蘿莉。怎麽知道他被蘿莉一口咬定是受,還被一個小攻弟弟一下子打飛千里之外。從此他在道上無法混,甚至整容改過自身,成為社會的傑出中年畫家。167Please respect copyright.PENANAlFrQKYU5bt
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“報紙都把瀟瀟的事跡報導出來。不能蔓延到下一個受害者呀!我們該怎麼辦?”所以當時春日顯靈出來,跟四代一起討論。
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“我們怎麽這麽多次輪迴都沒有發現瀟瀟是臉盲的問題?”光一捂臉。
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“大概我們被她的腐女屬性矇騙……”啟夢無力。
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“對呀,因為我都是用身材判定大家的身份,但是衣服換了風格了,我就比較難判定大家的身份了。”瀟瀟理所當然地回應。
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“典型的身材協會會員。”167Please respect copyright.PENANArARykWfu0G
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“我記得你經常看漫畫,其實你也對他們臉盲,只是看身材和動作?”敖蘭這句話,令全部人看向她:“你們這是什麼眼神!我只是詢問事實而已!”167Please respect copyright.PENANA2ojgTh1D91
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“不對呀!我也是外貌協會成員!他們的臉部的任何表情和動作,我都看得異常清楚。”然後瀟瀟就說著連帶動作輔助,把她看到最近看的漫畫內容表演一次。不過她因為臉盲,所有別人的臉部表情都是麻木的,直接無視所有人的嫌棄。到最後她好不羞恥演完所有戲份。167Please respect copyright.PENANASTGKD4hLHK
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“既然只能認得動漫人物的頭,那麼只要把自己的樣子畫成動漫角色,貼在相冊上,讓瀟瀟記得就可。”167Please respect copyright.PENANA6YTgk1WVoz
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他們把畫好的頭放在自己照片頭部,瀟瀟搖了搖頭:“你們都畫著兔仔頭……身體和頭部都不搭。把光一和哥哥配對起來好奇怪呀!那種攻受配對的身體都浪費了!”167Please respect copyright.PENANAlvhwCEokGC
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“我就是為了不讓你這樣配對,才這樣繪畫的!”啟夢不甘示弱地反駁!167Please respect copyright.PENANAyYtlu5nmH6
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“我好不高興!我不要啦!”瀟瀟生氣地把相冊丟在地上:“那個肯定是光一畫的,這奇異的畫風跟他畫地圖一副德行,沒人看得懂!”
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“看不懂才是藝術呀!”光一反駁道!167Please respect copyright.PENANAFvMFgPp5oy
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啟夢倒是不知所措:“春日,怎麼辦?”167Please respect copyright.PENANAj4M1AiOOgK
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“到我認真動筆畫一次。”不到一會,春日把大家的頭像都畫好。167Please respect copyright.PENANAJeVQbbLqZ1
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“果然這樣是最好配對!”瀟瀟的靈感泉源發動!167Please respect copyright.PENANAkKvIWOtMse
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“我們的相冊……能不能丟掉?”啟夢欲哭無淚。167Please respect copyright.PENANANGwd9CbbX1
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“你說連綿山脈嗎?”光一放棄離開。167Please respect copyright.PENANASpvx0NYjL1
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“我們都變成配角了。”敖蘭研究著相冊。167Please respect copyright.PENANAJeZseEQyRW
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“而且是腐女視角位置。”春日捂臉。167Please respect copyright.PENANAGim4WDw7bb
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在《新神遊戲》結束後,信使立即找上瀟瀟:“老婆,你終於回來了!”167Please respect copyright.PENANAzYIaDm1vff
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啟夢一下子把信使打飛:“誰是你老婆!她還沒結婚呢!”167Please respect copyright.PENANAGPbgrXhDIt
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那時候全員還未回復現實世界的記憶。不過信使絲毫不放棄:“認不出我不要緊,我知道你心裡記得我!因為我答應過你:我會全心全意地愛著你,在人海裏找到認不出我的你。”167Please respect copyright.PENANAFUSC62mXZG
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“呃嗯……好熟悉!啊!是受!就是那個受!”167Please respect copyright.PENANAy68e3WyoL4
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“哪個受?”167Please respect copyright.PENANAsLEg6OLb7C
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“遊戲裏的流氓受呀!”167Please respect copyright.PENANAhXi4eVVYFp
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啟夢上下上下看來好幾回:“他的五官端正,根本不是他呀!”167Please respect copyright.PENANAFKpk7YO1fc
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“我不會看錯任何一個男人的身材的!他肯定是流氓受!”167Please respect copyright.PENANAnOfFQqLA0H
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這時候娜拉忍不住蹲牆角笑起來,信使立馬打她的頭:“都是你,非要我偽裝進去遊戲!我才不得不戴這醜面具進去!”167Please respect copyright.PENANAttcFiwzPFU
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“哎呀!你也知道丑!誰叫你瞎掰説‘你畫得比我好’!在地球裏肯定是賣個高價!”167Please respect copyright.PENANAntMQfbcgkO
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“但我確實在《新神遊戲》裡是個‘出息的畫家’!”167Please respect copyright.PENANAsiPFIOsKXg
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“你只是靠臉孔賣畫的‘商人’!”167Please respect copyright.PENANALqVQiyzc9y
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“但是我的業績的确比你好呀!”167Please respect copyright.PENANAD8pntnl13n
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“你再辯解,我就不讓你老婆認得你!”167Please respect copyright.PENANAb1nxOKfC32
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“你也太過分!你可是吃了我不少蛋糕!還是我排隊買的!”167Please respect copyright.PENANArJyYK1uKNL
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“呃……好吧,就放過你了。瀟瀟。其實他真的是你老公,你老公來接你了。”167Please respect copyright.PENANARCEQqr3OAx
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“等等,這怎麼證明他是裡面流氓?”光一很好奇他在遊戲裏的樣子。167Please respect copyright.PENANAifHzMmoT3X
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“你看了別後悔。”啟夢搖頭。167Please respect copyright.PENANAhxFYTX5oxT
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最後信使用蹩腳的畫功畫出自己的樣子,啟夢很嫌棄地説:“你還真能畫回那時流氓的樣子。真不知道說你是天才還是蠢才?”167Please respect copyright.PENANANeAmfKyMtK
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“嘿!你究竟說什麼?誰是蠢才呀?”信使被氣炸。167Please respect copyright.PENANA9j4ac7qD5j
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“不要緊,這個樣子我肯定會記得。”這時候瀟瀟記起手拿BL本子,與信使在森林裏湖邊的誓約:“我不可能忘記,你從我父親那裡千辛萬苦求賜婚的話語。167Please respect copyright.PENANALflxYqiwUw
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“瀟瀟,我愛你。”167Please respect copyright.PENANAv1XvKhH6Ge
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“我也愛你。”所以瀟瀟很感激地記住那個樣子,而她心中也不介意信使是這樣子:“你是太想念我,才不惜一切畫這個面具來見我吧?”167Please respect copyright.PENANA6Yg6AqJtIf
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“是的,我太想你了。”167Please respect copyright.PENANA2PHLoDJoOU
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“我會記住你的。”167Please respect copyright.PENANAZIMcZCoGjO
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“那個……那個樣子……不記住也行。”167Please respect copyright.PENANAj2pRzNDrYe
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但日後無論如何,瀟瀟畫信使都是這個樣子——頭上帶著鐵鍋,五官是畢加索五彩畫像樣,卻配置非常健美的下身。這樣貌還時不時出現在太陽和信使這奇特的本子故事上。就算是現在,他都被太陽和娜拉笑了很久,信使生氣地回應:“你們這兩個傢夥就是不幫忙畫,畫一個好點的頭像給我!”167Please respect copyright.PENANAQxoLdvTHQY
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“畫得再好都沒有用,瀟瀟只認得這樣的你……”167Please respect copyright.PENANAOPnrPdhhHS
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信使追打娜拉:“罪魁禍首就是你!你有種就給我出來!”167Please respect copyright.PENANAhR5UIsrz5Z
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“我才不了!”167Please respect copyright.PENANAn9C4nNkcpr
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這美好又怪異的一天很好地度過了!
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