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低調是種融入血脈的自然生存法則，35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnhk8MzqWsE
平凡不起眼則是讓自己活得輕鬆自在的不二法門。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡelFVFhUFI3
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一直以來，莫喨都秉持著這樣的原則度日，35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnFHDtxcOh0
縱然因此交不到幾個知心好友，但對他來說，一個人也很快樂。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtzgudKh7lE
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跟每個人都保留一點距離，才能保有最美好的記憶。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYRG17lTewM
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人跟人，太過親暱，就容易生挾暱，35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxrywi8pAQW
然後，畫下句點。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNPcdpxxvOR
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GAME OVER.35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7EJc0CTOBm
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莫喨看了太多，所以，他很早就打定了就這樣一輩子的決心。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTnlHnXtG3o
當個平凡人，一輩子過著平凡的生活。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWYhocwhElV
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不要瞧不起這樣的夢想，其實這不會比那種成為總統之類的宏願來得輕鬆。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAs0I6jQnLN
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平凡，真的也是一種很偉大的夢想。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvhnyV7Baxs
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莫喨的人生，一切本來都如同莫喨預期的道路前進，直到──35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡViR8Y4WKOD
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他遇到了他生命中最大的絆腳石。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAPzvnMVMiV
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時耀祖，光聽名字就知道這個人絕對是莫喨完全不想接近的人物。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhOULnzsBcy
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無時無刻不追求著讓自己光宗耀祖，開什麼玩笑，這種高調程度莫喨完全不想想像。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU0b7c8UllF
而不幸的是，時耀祖人如其名，縱使名字有點老氣，本人卻是個光靠那張皮肉都能35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7n360fMOC6
光宗耀祖的傢伙。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcxVhVoYYzN
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套莫喨少得不能再少的朋友的說法：35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVZkeDKKNZx
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時耀祖？你說那個200%從偶像劇或者是漫畫小說穿越出來的外星人嗎？35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCLF7laczPK
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說起這個人的性格，基本款就是樂觀開朗、溫柔體貼、幽默風趣、自信滿滿、擇善固執，35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7mM7ZqLyUY
進階款簡而言之就是個完人或該是說不少人心目中的「神」。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrYIwhAy9xP
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所以早說他不是人了啊。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKPQRXraZEw
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離題了。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE5VuE14uTe
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不過，即使到現在，35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL5ajNh4i98
莫喨還真的弄不懂那顆臭石頭究竟是怎麼讓他招惹上的。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZW0e96lewl
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「為什麼我會跟你有交集哦？」時耀祖認真的想了想，「啊、我想起來了，35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ7waL0Dnzc
因為少了一個人。」35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡayVH8oLrOp
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「什麼？」這個人果然是外星人，莫喨完全無法理解他到底想起來什麼？35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ejEELzjtM
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「我不是外星人啦！運動會的時候啊，不是有學生會長的演講嗎？那時候我站在講台上，35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9MH22NE22k
整場演講從開始到結束，剛好少了一個人。」時耀祖解釋。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOt83T8U8Tq
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「少了一個人？」莫喨眉頭皺得死緊，為什麼要去注意這種事情啊......35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo0SXHTuwqP
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「因為我那時候專心演講沒注意到是誰走掉了啊，想說有點擔心，身為學生會長應該要35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqTJElSac62
關心所有學生才行，居然還有被我遺漏的學生。所以就格外留心了一下。」時耀祖35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqh00Dm0xFN
理所當然地說著其實有點詭異的理論和原因。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfBdYfGehTQ
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「......」不需要吧？並不需要吧！關心所有學生你會過勞死吧。你何苦去注意一個不過35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxrcrpujyne
就是不想聽你演講所以故意趁著大家注意力都不在的時候偷溜走的學生啊！35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Wrh8ZkT5X
莫喨腹誹著對方。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhCfxlgfcA9
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「不會累死啦，我只是想關心一下啊。有人走掉表示我的表現不夠好，需要反省檢討的。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ16rGNReWkY
嘿嘿，也幸好我有去注意，不然就不會遇到我心愛的喨了。」時耀祖笑得很開心，35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ67RslDeGjn
對情人的關心(?)自顧自地感到溫暖，對於當初那件事情只有滿心的驕傲。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkOlmaVzY3V
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「......」其實我真的沒那麼想遇到你的，真的。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvi9Ovv9i12
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時耀祖有點委屈的咬嘴唇：「可是我很愛喨欸......」35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeFUIsHiGUN
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莫喨內心不禁有點哀傷，就算縱容著情人撒嬌似地自然而然摟住自己，35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHs953TKkg1
莫喨還是對於這個平凡人生的巨大絆腳石感到滿心無奈。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡog9YHDJvuj
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事情的開端，是一張張貼在學生會公告欄的尋人啟事。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSXlNOssnU5
雖然畫質有點差，但是莫喨還是能輕而易舉地看出那個被尋找的人正是他自己。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi3cMsWrnRE
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「......」沉默數秒，莫喨的自然反應就是默默走人。有點驚慌。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqnnRzfmhgT
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為什麼會有人要找我啊？為什麼那個非人類會想找我啊？35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ8MJaR2u5Y
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而且為什麼還是用那麼正式的學生會公告？！！35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCZVAzYNOFk
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事實證明，就算莫喨再怎麼裝死，傳說中的學生會長後援會的力量是相當強大的。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjZaMTQpMN5
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不出24小時，莫喨的祖宗十八代資料就被各方人等奉到學生會長的辦公桌上。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIEBHRlEsif
更遑論區區他的名字了。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdu3gfrp8Mu
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「莫喨！」當他走在路上，耳邊傳來一道有點熟悉但他一點都不想熟悉的聲音時，35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSJ5ite5IaE
莫喨的本能告訴他你應該快點離開。但殘酷的現實卻是同行的同學的提醒：「莫喨，35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6HazHmk0uX
學生會長找你欸！」同學似乎有點興奮，畢竟大部分的人還是不太會遇到學生會長吧。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAu0YXqcNRV
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雖然只是一起倒垃圾，但畢竟多少也有點交情吧，你何苦提醒我如此可怕的現實。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMelc0JTnQg
迫於同學的期待，莫喨憂傷的停下腳步、面無表情地轉過頭：「你找我有事嗎，會長？」35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzADgVwqglc
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「啊，真的是你。你跟資料上差好多哦，瘦了一大圈，害我懷疑了一下呢。」時耀祖笑得35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsmKaLauvsT
很開心。講了一串莫喨有點理解卻又無法理解的話語。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQMT0Alk7eg
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莫喨在學校的個人資料裡，放的是小時候還很圓潤、有朝氣的照片。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7IIeKXdfta
雖然臉型有點不同，不過輪廓還是一樣，頂多被人當成比較年輕的時候的照片，35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbPmJyGd9fO
固然不像，但也沒有到真的辨認不能的地步。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Pz2cLOaQO
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反過來說，拿現在的照片跟以前的放一起，別人說是兄弟非同一人的可能性其實也不小。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡalDPvx7QYK
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莫喨難以理解的是，他們無冤無仇，時耀祖何苦公開通緝他呢？35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuGfrmUVhu2
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從那天起，35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvZk1DPp3hL
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開始了時耀祖對莫喨莫名其妙的關心，35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ADvpozFsN
以及對莫喨來說根本就是憑空出現的友好關係。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeLkQgw1SAB
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時耀祖對莫喨的想法總是充滿好奇心，35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUB8zcV6hK7
每每逼迫他講出自己對各個人事物的意見與看法，35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfrz2LMPs29
也喜歡跟莫喨作議題討論和分析，35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB4ZS2cD08P
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有時連莫喨自己都忍不住會相信他們真的是一方很強勢的朋友關係。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA6IcIRuTXs
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但，怎麼可能啊？35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXZrB4BPCif
跟外星人當朋友？算了吧。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtwfPamBQYA
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哪有那麼莫名其妙的友誼啊......而且莫喨確信自己根本是被強迫中獎。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡysMRRJzVHF
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「咦？你中獎了哦？」時耀祖困惑了下，端起一貫的笑容：「恭喜啊。」35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7JEHfRurwc
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「不，我想的明明就是強迫中獎，那只是一種形容詞！」真的認識對方之後，莫喨想遠離35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaXaPgouR8B
對方的慾望只有更加強烈。過目不忘的超強記憶，可以聽到人心思考的能力......35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlWqIFGniVo
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天啊，這種超現實的設定根本就很不合理啊！35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIsYv6rQ0jI
原來他那個朋友是惦惦吃三碗飯的人，可以去當算命師了！鐵口直斷──果然是外星人！35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdqW0UWrrmi
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「我不是外星人，那我下次可以去讓你朋友算命嗎？」時耀祖輕笑。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuV5FJ3jRgd
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「......」但莫喨一直覺得，每次都能成功誤解或斷章取義的心聽能力好像有那麼點遜。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡChmhkWQYCE
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「你今天找我做什麼？」從那次垃圾因緣開始，莫喨已經被強迫跟時耀祖當好朋友總計35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3dx3yza924
達第一百二十三天。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbPvymzWuVN
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「哦，我想問你一件事情。」時耀祖此時方想起今天找莫喨的正事。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWTpixMR37l
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「讓你問。」反正就算不讓他問也會被逼到不得不回答。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoclB5a2vpq
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「你是不是很討厭我？」時耀祖嚴肅地看著莫喨。兩隻眼直直盯著他。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFlzM5a52cb
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「......不會啊。」雖然是個怪人，不過是不討厭。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmcU1IIZszA
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「太好了！這麼說來你願意跟我交往囉！」35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡglsI8wgUYo
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時耀祖頓時眉開眼笑，愉快地抱住莫喨。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnvjLL4yfQd
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莫喨一時腦神經斷線......等等誰快告訴我我什麼時候答應要跟他交往了？35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn792Rw7HYX
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準確來說，這個人根本沒有詢問我意願吧？35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWbiUFCM6RE
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「有啊。」時耀祖認真的澄清。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Bd1wHlHoX
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「什麼時候？」35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ31MJEwWXPt
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「剛剛。」時耀祖面不改色，彷彿他說的是事實......才怪啦！35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcBXYQzV8dg
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到底他哪隻耳朵聽到他自己有問了啊？35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRbraBLIXn9
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「那我問你一個問題。」35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcp5b6QcYnZ
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「你問。」35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOV2FR4dwJ3
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「為什麼情侶會交往？」35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWwTR9w9iry
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「啊？因為互相喜歡吧。」我哪知道。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbAerqQKI9e
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「沒錯，那我問你，討厭的相反詞是什麼？」35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoxNBPPZWfu
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「喜歡啊。」到底在廢話什麼？35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZm5boCPAGq
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「這就對了啊！我剛剛不是問你，你是不是討厭我嗎？」時耀祖得意洋洋自信滿滿的說。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4uxichBpVH
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「是有這一句......」但關聯性在哪？35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeTTOXrWMGp
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「你說不討厭我。」時耀祖很興奮的強調。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPRDBI7mFos
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我是說了......欸？35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVfaz9YysP9
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不討厭→喜歡→互相喜歡→答應交往35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfZL0fr8zrf
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「沒錯，就是這樣！所以我們從今以後就是情侶關係了！」時耀祖樂呵呵的宣告。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDvOnM79hbD
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等等這也太樂觀太有自信太自我感覺良好了吧？那根本就是有問題的推論啊！35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMfYjJF7Aap
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「沒有問題啊，很合邏輯。」哪裡？35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWPH2F12wxb
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「你不用想說服我啦，很有邏輯就是有，事實是不會改變的，我這個人向來擇善固執。」35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNmtTcd7WFB
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我求求你不要隨便固執，你憑什麼斷定這是擇善啊！35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZaSKT0U7iq
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「呵，喨真害羞。」時耀祖笑著親了我的臉頰，牽起我的手。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡADRWfVehOG
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「為了不讓你不安，我明天就去公告讓大家知道我們在一起了。」他體貼的說。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpR2R8jb0ys
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不是吧！你到底想做什麼啊？！35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡitjPSE7lUo
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公然出櫃這樣真的可以嗎？這裡有這麼開放嗎？35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4OAjpNAEvB
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事實證明，莫喨還是低估了外星人的能力，也許是主角威能之類的？35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgaPQXekfbf
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總之，偉大的學生會長在學生會專欄昭告天下、公然出櫃，35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8B2mf7wVYF
居然還能受到來自各方的支持與讚嘆。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwF6iBHlOAZ
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包括「勇於面對自己真實性向，也勇於承認，不讓自己屈從社會價值觀而傷害女性，真是35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe8m6L4lO1t
偉大了不起的英雄作為啊！」、「對禁忌的愛也能夠包容，真不愧是我們的學生會長啊！35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFhrqvF8GYf
」等等，諸如此類堪稱莫名其妙的歌頌詞句在校園走動總會聽到、屢見不鮮。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYnLWksLgTi
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莫喨也理所當然成為時耀祖的伴侶，經常性地(被強迫)一起出席學生會相關的各大場合。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJWErR8I6ld
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一時傳為美談。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDnP21bpx1E
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從此，莫喨追求平凡的夢想，徹底的猶如一江春水向東流，與平凡二字徹底絕緣。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPphEboJRsV
低調是種融入血脈的自然生存法則，35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnhk8MzqWsE
平凡不起眼則是讓自己活得輕鬆自在的不二法門。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡelFVFhUFI3
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一直以來，莫喨都秉持著這樣的原則度日，35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnFHDtxcOh0
縱然因此交不到幾個知心好友，但對他來說，一個人也很快樂。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtzgudKh7lE
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跟每個人都保留一點距離，才能保有最美好的記憶。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYRG17lTewM
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人跟人，太過親暱，就容易生挾暱，35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxrywi8pAQW
然後，畫下句點。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNPcdpxxvOR
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GAME OVER.35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7EJc0CTOBm
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莫喨看了太多，所以，他很早就打定了就這樣一輩子的決心。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTnlHnXtG3o
當個平凡人，一輩子過著平凡的生活。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWYhocwhElV
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不要瞧不起這樣的夢想，其實這不會比那種成為總統之類的宏願來得輕鬆。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAs0I6jQnLN
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平凡，真的也是一種很偉大的夢想。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvhnyV7Baxs
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莫喨的人生，一切本來都如同莫喨預期的道路前進，直到──35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡViR8Y4WKOD
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他遇到了他生命中最大的絆腳石。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAPzvnMVMiV
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時耀祖，光聽名字就知道這個人絕對是莫喨完全不想接近的人物。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhOULnzsBcy
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無時無刻不追求著讓自己光宗耀祖，開什麼玩笑，這種高調程度莫喨完全不想想像。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU0b7c8UllF
而不幸的是，時耀祖人如其名，縱使名字有點老氣，本人卻是個光靠那張皮肉都能35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7n360fMOC6
光宗耀祖的傢伙。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcxVhVoYYzN
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套莫喨少得不能再少的朋友的說法：35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVZkeDKKNZx
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時耀祖？你說那個200%從偶像劇或者是漫畫小說穿越出來的外星人嗎？35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCLF7laczPK
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說起這個人的性格，基本款就是樂觀開朗、溫柔體貼、幽默風趣、自信滿滿、擇善固執，35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7mM7ZqLyUY
進階款簡而言之就是個完人或該是說不少人心目中的「神」。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrYIwhAy9xP
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所以早說他不是人了啊。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKPQRXraZEw
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離題了。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE5VuE14uTe
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不過，即使到現在，35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL5ajNh4i98
莫喨還真的弄不懂那顆臭石頭究竟是怎麼讓他招惹上的。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZW0e96lewl
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「為什麼我會跟你有交集哦？」時耀祖認真的想了想，「啊、我想起來了，35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ7waL0Dnzc
因為少了一個人。」35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡayVH8oLrOp
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「什麼？」這個人果然是外星人，莫喨完全無法理解他到底想起來什麼？35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ejEELzjtM
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「我不是外星人啦！運動會的時候啊，不是有學生會長的演講嗎？那時候我站在講台上，35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9MH22NE22k
整場演講從開始到結束，剛好少了一個人。」時耀祖解釋。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOt83T8U8Tq
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「少了一個人？」莫喨眉頭皺得死緊，為什麼要去注意這種事情啊......35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo0SXHTuwqP
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「因為我那時候專心演講沒注意到是誰走掉了啊，想說有點擔心，身為學生會長應該要35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqTJElSac62
關心所有學生才行，居然還有被我遺漏的學生。所以就格外留心了一下。」時耀祖35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqh00Dm0xFN
理所當然地說著其實有點詭異的理論和原因。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfBdYfGehTQ
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「......」不需要吧？並不需要吧！關心所有學生你會過勞死吧。你何苦去注意一個不過35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxrcrpujyne
就是不想聽你演講所以故意趁著大家注意力都不在的時候偷溜走的學生啊！35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Wrh8ZkT5X
莫喨腹誹著對方。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhCfxlgfcA9
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「不會累死啦，我只是想關心一下啊。有人走掉表示我的表現不夠好，需要反省檢討的。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ16rGNReWkY
嘿嘿，也幸好我有去注意，不然就不會遇到我心愛的喨了。」時耀祖笑得很開心，35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ67RslDeGjn
對情人的關心(?)自顧自地感到溫暖，對於當初那件事情只有滿心的驕傲。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkOlmaVzY3V
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「......」其實我真的沒那麼想遇到你的，真的。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvi9Ovv9i12
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時耀祖有點委屈的咬嘴唇：「可是我很愛喨欸......」35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeFUIsHiGUN
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莫喨內心不禁有點哀傷，就算縱容著情人撒嬌似地自然而然摟住自己，35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHs953TKkg1
莫喨還是對於這個平凡人生的巨大絆腳石感到滿心無奈。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡog9YHDJvuj
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事情的開端，是一張張貼在學生會公告欄的尋人啟事。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSXlNOssnU5
雖然畫質有點差，但是莫喨還是能輕而易舉地看出那個被尋找的人正是他自己。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi3cMsWrnRE
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「......」沉默數秒，莫喨的自然反應就是默默走人。有點驚慌。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqnnRzfmhgT
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為什麼會有人要找我啊？為什麼那個非人類會想找我啊？35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ8MJaR2u5Y
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而且為什麼還是用那麼正式的學生會公告？！！35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCZVAzYNOFk
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事實證明，就算莫喨再怎麼裝死，傳說中的學生會長後援會的力量是相當強大的。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjZaMTQpMN5
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不出24小時，莫喨的祖宗十八代資料就被各方人等奉到學生會長的辦公桌上。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIEBHRlEsif
更遑論區區他的名字了。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdu3gfrp8Mu
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「莫喨！」當他走在路上，耳邊傳來一道有點熟悉但他一點都不想熟悉的聲音時，35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSJ5ite5IaE
莫喨的本能告訴他你應該快點離開。但殘酷的現實卻是同行的同學的提醒：「莫喨，35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6HazHmk0uX
學生會長找你欸！」同學似乎有點興奮，畢竟大部分的人還是不太會遇到學生會長吧。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAu0YXqcNRV
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雖然只是一起倒垃圾，但畢竟多少也有點交情吧，你何苦提醒我如此可怕的現實。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMelc0JTnQg
迫於同學的期待，莫喨憂傷的停下腳步、面無表情地轉過頭：「你找我有事嗎，會長？」35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzADgVwqglc
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「啊，真的是你。你跟資料上差好多哦，瘦了一大圈，害我懷疑了一下呢。」時耀祖笑得35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsmKaLauvsT
很開心。講了一串莫喨有點理解卻又無法理解的話語。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQMT0Alk7eg
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莫喨在學校的個人資料裡，放的是小時候還很圓潤、有朝氣的照片。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7IIeKXdfta
雖然臉型有點不同，不過輪廓還是一樣，頂多被人當成比較年輕的時候的照片，35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbPmJyGd9fO
固然不像，但也沒有到真的辨認不能的地步。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Pz2cLOaQO
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反過來說，拿現在的照片跟以前的放一起，別人說是兄弟非同一人的可能性其實也不小。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡalDPvx7QYK
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莫喨難以理解的是，他們無冤無仇，時耀祖何苦公開通緝他呢？35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuGfrmUVhu2
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從那天起，35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvZk1DPp3hL
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開始了時耀祖對莫喨莫名其妙的關心，35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ADvpozFsN
以及對莫喨來說根本就是憑空出現的友好關係。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeLkQgw1SAB
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時耀祖對莫喨的想法總是充滿好奇心，35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUB8zcV6hK7
每每逼迫他講出自己對各個人事物的意見與看法，35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfrz2LMPs29
也喜歡跟莫喨作議題討論和分析，35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB4ZS2cD08P
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有時連莫喨自己都忍不住會相信他們真的是一方很強勢的朋友關係。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA6IcIRuTXs
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但，怎麼可能啊？35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXZrB4BPCif
跟外星人當朋友？算了吧。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtwfPamBQYA
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哪有那麼莫名其妙的友誼啊......而且莫喨確信自己根本是被強迫中獎。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡysMRRJzVHF
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「咦？你中獎了哦？」時耀祖困惑了下，端起一貫的笑容：「恭喜啊。」35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7JEHfRurwc
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「不，我想的明明就是強迫中獎，那只是一種形容詞！」真的認識對方之後，莫喨想遠離35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaXaPgouR8B
對方的慾望只有更加強烈。過目不忘的超強記憶，可以聽到人心思考的能力......35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlWqIFGniVo
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天啊，這種超現實的設定根本就很不合理啊！35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIsYv6rQ0jI
原來他那個朋友是惦惦吃三碗飯的人，可以去當算命師了！鐵口直斷──果然是外星人！35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdqW0UWrrmi
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「我不是外星人，那我下次可以去讓你朋友算命嗎？」時耀祖輕笑。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuV5FJ3jRgd
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「......」但莫喨一直覺得，每次都能成功誤解或斷章取義的心聽能力好像有那麼點遜。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡChmhkWQYCE
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「你今天找我做什麼？」從那次垃圾因緣開始，莫喨已經被強迫跟時耀祖當好朋友總計35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3dx3yza924
達第一百二十三天。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbPvymzWuVN
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「哦，我想問你一件事情。」時耀祖此時方想起今天找莫喨的正事。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWTpixMR37l
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「讓你問。」反正就算不讓他問也會被逼到不得不回答。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoclB5a2vpq
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「你是不是很討厭我？」時耀祖嚴肅地看著莫喨。兩隻眼直直盯著他。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFlzM5a52cb
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「......不會啊。」雖然是個怪人，不過是不討厭。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmcU1IIZszA
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「太好了！這麼說來你願意跟我交往囉！」35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡglsI8wgUYo
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時耀祖頓時眉開眼笑，愉快地抱住莫喨。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnvjLL4yfQd
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莫喨一時腦神經斷線......等等誰快告訴我我什麼時候答應要跟他交往了？35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn792Rw7HYX
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準確來說，這個人根本沒有詢問我意願吧？35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWbiUFCM6RE
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「有啊。」時耀祖認真的澄清。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Bd1wHlHoX
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「什麼時候？」35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ31MJEwWXPt
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「剛剛。」時耀祖面不改色，彷彿他說的是事實......才怪啦！35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcBXYQzV8dg
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到底他哪隻耳朵聽到他自己有問了啊？35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRbraBLIXn9
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「那我問你一個問題。」35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcp5b6QcYnZ
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「你問。」35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOV2FR4dwJ3
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「為什麼情侶會交往？」35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWwTR9w9iry
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「啊？因為互相喜歡吧。」我哪知道。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbAerqQKI9e
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「沒錯，那我問你，討厭的相反詞是什麼？」35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoxNBPPZWfu
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「喜歡啊。」到底在廢話什麼？35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZm5boCPAGq
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「這就對了啊！我剛剛不是問你，你是不是討厭我嗎？」時耀祖得意洋洋自信滿滿的說。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4uxichBpVH
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「是有這一句......」但關聯性在哪？35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeTTOXrWMGp
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「你說不討厭我。」時耀祖很興奮的強調。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPRDBI7mFos
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我是說了......欸？35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVfaz9YysP9
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不討厭→喜歡→互相喜歡→答應交往35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfZL0fr8zrf
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「沒錯，就是這樣！所以我們從今以後就是情侶關係了！」時耀祖樂呵呵的宣告。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDvOnM79hbD
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等等這也太樂觀太有自信太自我感覺良好了吧？那根本就是有問題的推論啊！35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMfYjJF7Aap
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「沒有問題啊，很合邏輯。」哪裡？35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWPH2F12wxb
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「你不用想說服我啦，很有邏輯就是有，事實是不會改變的，我這個人向來擇善固執。」35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNmtTcd7WFB
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我求求你不要隨便固執，你憑什麼斷定這是擇善啊！35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZaSKT0U7iq
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「呵，喨真害羞。」時耀祖笑著親了我的臉頰，牽起我的手。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡADRWfVehOG
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「為了不讓你不安，我明天就去公告讓大家知道我們在一起了。」他體貼的說。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpR2R8jb0ys
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不是吧！你到底想做什麼啊？！35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡitjPSE7lUo
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公然出櫃這樣真的可以嗎？這裡有這麼開放嗎？35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4OAjpNAEvB
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事實證明，莫喨還是低估了外星人的能力，也許是主角威能之類的？35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgaPQXekfbf
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總之，偉大的學生會長在學生會專欄昭告天下、公然出櫃，35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8B2mf7wVYF
居然還能受到來自各方的支持與讚嘆。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwF6iBHlOAZ
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包括「勇於面對自己真實性向，也勇於承認，不讓自己屈從社會價值觀而傷害女性，真是35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe8m6L4lO1t
偉大了不起的英雄作為啊！」、「對禁忌的愛也能夠包容，真不愧是我們的學生會長啊！35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFhrqvF8GYf
」等等，諸如此類堪稱莫名其妙的歌頌詞句在校園走動總會聽到、屢見不鮮。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYnLWksLgTi
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莫喨也理所當然成為時耀祖的伴侶，經常性地(被強迫)一起出席學生會相關的各大場合。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJWErR8I6ld
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一時傳為美談。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDnP21bpx1E
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從此，莫喨追求平凡的夢想，徹底的猶如一江春水向東流，與平凡二字徹底絕緣。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPphEboJRsV
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迄今。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgdt3VxU9Bz
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「那時候的喨真是很害羞呢。」憶起告白的場景，時耀祖笑得甜蜜。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAXfwUPPV3c
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「......」縱然已經隨著時間(被迫)真的對這個「情人」投入深深的感情，但莫喨心中35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8rDSdlky54
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始終有著這樣的渴望──35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcR6mAkr0vk
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「你個混帳臭石頭！！不討厭你不等於我喜歡你啊！！！」35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNq9ht22Ydm
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......眨眨眼，時耀祖天真無邪地看著親愛的戀人，笑了：35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVTZ6TSudbZ
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「那又怎麼樣？你現在不是很愛我了嗎？」35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiL9S810a9n
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莫喨動作一滯，不甘心的悶聲應道：「是啦我很愛你啦......」35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc9oLCHiQSX
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「那就好啦，我也最愛你了哦，我親愛的喨。」35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVQ0l9YZYmE
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溫柔的，自信的，時耀祖給了戀人一個大大的擁抱和KISS。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV9BUv1khrG
不管經過怎麼樣，總之，是HAPPY ENDING就好啦。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0IWHpp1YgU
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不討厭，就是有機會喜歡啊。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa1Mdcor9C7
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時耀祖，一個樂觀開朗、溫柔體貼、幽默風趣、自信滿滿、擇善固執的男人。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡobbwP65dGA
有著過目不忘的超強記憶力和讀心能力。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUYXG9KPfGu
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莫喨，一個力求平凡，深受時耀祖所有優點所迫害的男人。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOhpMFFs2Fu
打從愚人節那天的相遇起，日後每逢4/1都會讓他深深感受到老天給他開的大玩笑。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgSy8ONtLYy
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雖然如此這般不過是很幸福的一對戀人。(現在進行式)
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「那時候的喨真是很害羞呢。」憶起告白的場景，時耀祖笑得甜蜜。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAXfwUPPV3c
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「......」縱然已經隨著時間(被迫)真的對這個「情人」投入深深的感情，但莫喨心中35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8rDSdlky54
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始終有著這樣的渴望──35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcR6mAkr0vk
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「你個混帳臭石頭！！不討厭你不等於我喜歡你啊！！！」35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNq9ht22Ydm
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......眨眨眼，時耀祖天真無邪地看著親愛的戀人，笑了：35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVTZ6TSudbZ
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「那又怎麼樣？你現在不是很愛我了嗎？」35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiL9S810a9n
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莫喨動作一滯，不甘心的悶聲應道：「是啦我很愛你啦......」35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc9oLCHiQSX
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「那就好啦，我也最愛你了哦，我親愛的喨。」35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVQ0l9YZYmE
35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLNJVsEd2dU
溫柔的，自信的，時耀祖給了戀人一個大大的擁抱和KISS。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV9BUv1khrG
不管經過怎麼樣，總之，是HAPPY ENDING就好啦。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0IWHpp1YgU
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35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtHcoSbmkTe
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不討厭，就是有機會喜歡啊。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa1Mdcor9C7
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時耀祖，一個樂觀開朗、溫柔體貼、幽默風趣、自信滿滿、擇善固執的男人。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡobbwP65dGA
有著過目不忘的超強記憶力和讀心能力。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUYXG9KPfGu
35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ86e1TqgT5c
莫喨，一個力求平凡，深受時耀祖所有優點所迫害的男人。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOhpMFFs2Fu
打從愚人節那天的相遇起，日後每逢4/1都會讓他深深感受到老天給他開的大玩笑。35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgSy8ONtLYy
35Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKBw9dwT3iG
雖然如此這般不過是很幸福的一對戀人。(現在進行式)
