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低調是種融入血脈的自然生存法則，29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjapWfol6HB
平凡不起眼則是讓自己活得輕鬆自在的不二法門。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡujhARHqcjl
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一直以來，莫喨都秉持著這樣的原則度日，29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzosuMgeTsn
縱然因此交不到幾個知心好友，但對他來說，一個人也很快樂。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQILmvRPMEa
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跟每個人都保留一點距離，才能保有最美好的記憶。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZewbQe7PCO
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人跟人，太過親暱，就容易生挾暱，29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7GppmD37Dj
然後，畫下句點。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdZfrAzd46u
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GAME OVER.29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJcN7MUsAUa
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莫喨看了太多，所以，他很早就打定了就這樣一輩子的決心。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeOMHvFekTg
當個平凡人，一輩子過著平凡的生活。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKpCtAmt3md
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不要瞧不起這樣的夢想，其實這不會比那種成為總統之類的宏願來得輕鬆。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxjS4KG9kGA
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平凡，真的也是一種很偉大的夢想。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAp6Q26wLW5
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莫喨的人生，一切本來都如同莫喨預期的道路前進，直到──29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLkGdASlBVS
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他遇到了他生命中最大的絆腳石。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVFjBQX9Aal
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時耀祖，光聽名字就知道這個人絕對是莫喨完全不想接近的人物。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp9J4WshRSU
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無時無刻不追求著讓自己光宗耀祖，開什麼玩笑，這種高調程度莫喨完全不想想像。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeowfFpnRj5
而不幸的是，時耀祖人如其名，縱使名字有點老氣，本人卻是個光靠那張皮肉都能29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ39e1OOfPWW
光宗耀祖的傢伙。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2m6QZGyqXh
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套莫喨少得不能再少的朋友的說法：29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvQm52yrY99
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時耀祖？你說那個200%從偶像劇或者是漫畫小說穿越出來的外星人嗎？29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD3ZkYbPB7t
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說起這個人的性格，基本款就是樂觀開朗、溫柔體貼、幽默風趣、自信滿滿、擇善固執，29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7nsOD4lmRE
進階款簡而言之就是個完人或該是說不少人心目中的「神」。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡujJZjNG3dN
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所以早說他不是人了啊。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAoNFxu7Z9p
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離題了。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdhly7PSwjy
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不過，即使到現在，29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtxNfwlo7IU
莫喨還真的弄不懂那顆臭石頭究竟是怎麼讓他招惹上的。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0TGSYKD9TN
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「為什麼我會跟你有交集哦？」時耀祖認真的想了想，「啊、我想起來了，29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4k9lA4341R
因為少了一個人。」29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdCuP4EPeS0
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「什麼？」這個人果然是外星人，莫喨完全無法理解他到底想起來什麼？29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlt8KGdvVPr
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「我不是外星人啦！運動會的時候啊，不是有學生會長的演講嗎？那時候我站在講台上，29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKYIxEctsE1
整場演講從開始到結束，剛好少了一個人。」時耀祖解釋。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrsbSQDLJXC
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「少了一個人？」莫喨眉頭皺得死緊，為什麼要去注意這種事情啊......29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjeCsjY7vyz
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「因為我那時候專心演講沒注意到是誰走掉了啊，想說有點擔心，身為學生會長應該要29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxdELmkJAYc
關心所有學生才行，居然還有被我遺漏的學生。所以就格外留心了一下。」時耀祖29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOw1YqazQkJ
理所當然地說著其實有點詭異的理論和原因。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIkJUQKCBVY
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「......」不需要吧？並不需要吧！關心所有學生你會過勞死吧。你何苦去注意一個不過29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpCqlrDlJxu
就是不想聽你演講所以故意趁著大家注意力都不在的時候偷溜走的學生啊！29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2OtPZYVQOn
莫喨腹誹著對方。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFxmaYmIG7n
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「不會累死啦，我只是想關心一下啊。有人走掉表示我的表現不夠好，需要反省檢討的。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRMc83rNY8h
嘿嘿，也幸好我有去注意，不然就不會遇到我心愛的喨了。」時耀祖笑得很開心，29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyPMymvsHLQ
對情人的關心(?)自顧自地感到溫暖，對於當初那件事情只有滿心的驕傲。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT2VQZn4UkB
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「......」其實我真的沒那麼想遇到你的，真的。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7lNlmx8uXy
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時耀祖有點委屈的咬嘴唇：「可是我很愛喨欸......」29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQnydVr4gVH
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莫喨內心不禁有點哀傷，就算縱容著情人撒嬌似地自然而然摟住自己，29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr2lKK1tRGk
莫喨還是對於這個平凡人生的巨大絆腳石感到滿心無奈。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrEmLJ7djaf
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事情的開端，是一張張貼在學生會公告欄的尋人啟事。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvjbSoh855i
雖然畫質有點差，但是莫喨還是能輕而易舉地看出那個被尋找的人正是他自己。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdRwuqvJHSk
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「......」沉默數秒，莫喨的自然反應就是默默走人。有點驚慌。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY6qkVo1xyi
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為什麼會有人要找我啊？為什麼那個非人類會想找我啊？29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0etmYDhfmN
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而且為什麼還是用那麼正式的學生會公告？！！29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZw1ZKBxQ5J
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事實證明，就算莫喨再怎麼裝死，傳說中的學生會長後援會的力量是相當強大的。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoi3u3AVisy
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不出24小時，莫喨的祖宗十八代資料就被各方人等奉到學生會長的辦公桌上。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQZxpsTOWgo
更遑論區區他的名字了。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh4VAUwvhiA
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「莫喨！」當他走在路上，耳邊傳來一道有點熟悉但他一點都不想熟悉的聲音時，29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGY0Qu3nDL8
莫喨的本能告訴他你應該快點離開。但殘酷的現實卻是同行的同學的提醒：「莫喨，29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjvBSMXPlAk
學生會長找你欸！」同學似乎有點興奮，畢竟大部分的人還是不太會遇到學生會長吧。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBW4NKYc45G
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雖然只是一起倒垃圾，但畢竟多少也有點交情吧，你何苦提醒我如此可怕的現實。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjheYQkz1WY
迫於同學的期待，莫喨憂傷的停下腳步、面無表情地轉過頭：「你找我有事嗎，會長？」29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkl3mPFsCcr
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「啊，真的是你。你跟資料上差好多哦，瘦了一大圈，害我懷疑了一下呢。」時耀祖笑得29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ88qTPEPNYw
很開心。講了一串莫喨有點理解卻又無法理解的話語。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2DOW9zbvhR
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莫喨在學校的個人資料裡，放的是小時候還很圓潤、有朝氣的照片。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZSihVEzajh
雖然臉型有點不同，不過輪廓還是一樣，頂多被人當成比較年輕的時候的照片，29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNtVBsS9xYH
固然不像，但也沒有到真的辨認不能的地步。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3FVuul6UOh
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反過來說，拿現在的照片跟以前的放一起，別人說是兄弟非同一人的可能性其實也不小。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnK7bh6mTmF
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莫喨難以理解的是，他們無冤無仇，時耀祖何苦公開通緝他呢？29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWxGVEltsbv
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從那天起，29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwEcMSiQ2kv
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開始了時耀祖對莫喨莫名其妙的關心，29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU2VWqPzbRi
以及對莫喨來說根本就是憑空出現的友好關係。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa1MgBYyAu6
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時耀祖對莫喨的想法總是充滿好奇心，29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjqpog6bwfj
每每逼迫他講出自己對各個人事物的意見與看法，29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM9Qvcgbazt
也喜歡跟莫喨作議題討論和分析，29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuhPr2nZyZP
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有時連莫喨自己都忍不住會相信他們真的是一方很強勢的朋友關係。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkBrELVotCG
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但，怎麼可能啊？29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjhqzwR71Kq
跟外星人當朋友？算了吧。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7tSc0ysnUw
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哪有那麼莫名其妙的友誼啊......而且莫喨確信自己根本是被強迫中獎。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSViY1w6Gto
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「咦？你中獎了哦？」時耀祖困惑了下，端起一貫的笑容：「恭喜啊。」29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9isnbjpf1u
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「不，我想的明明就是強迫中獎，那只是一種形容詞！」真的認識對方之後，莫喨想遠離29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj5oIDO1Co0
對方的慾望只有更加強烈。過目不忘的超強記憶，可以聽到人心思考的能力......29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYx4N7rUIrq
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天啊，這種超現實的設定根本就很不合理啊！29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmU20VzYlWg
原來他那個朋友是惦惦吃三碗飯的人，可以去當算命師了！鐵口直斷──果然是外星人！29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlWZfWWqnc3
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「我不是外星人，那我下次可以去讓你朋友算命嗎？」時耀祖輕笑。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ11sVQ2J4ed
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「......」但莫喨一直覺得，每次都能成功誤解或斷章取義的心聽能力好像有那麼點遜。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNFV0qvwmzO
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「你今天找我做什麼？」從那次垃圾因緣開始，莫喨已經被強迫跟時耀祖當好朋友總計29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQlFzbdEtmd
達第一百二十三天。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhPrfan6UUM
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「哦，我想問你一件事情。」時耀祖此時方想起今天找莫喨的正事。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcUp6DUEltq
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「讓你問。」反正就算不讓他問也會被逼到不得不回答。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu8XUSF6IgT
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「你是不是很討厭我？」時耀祖嚴肅地看著莫喨。兩隻眼直直盯著他。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡekoqeQrMjf
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「......不會啊。」雖然是個怪人，不過是不討厭。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡohNKDzm6iq
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「太好了！這麼說來你願意跟我交往囉！」29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMOfdJYE9Fz
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時耀祖頓時眉開眼笑，愉快地抱住莫喨。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4G8PjdLJqT
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莫喨一時腦神經斷線......等等誰快告訴我我什麼時候答應要跟他交往了？29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBeClqqr7YE
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準確來說，這個人根本沒有詢問我意願吧？29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhbpIcLPuxP
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「有啊。」時耀祖認真的澄清。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5GJXwdOIhg
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「剛剛。」時耀祖面不改色，彷彿他說的是事實......才怪啦！29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7BDdI3pmXp
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到底他哪隻耳朵聽到他自己有問了啊？29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLHhqJYG9mD
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「那我問你一個問題。」29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsMPxDK4xSQ
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「為什麼情侶會交往？」29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgIom2RUqHN
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「啊？因為互相喜歡吧。」我哪知道。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoQBcFfcUBg
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「沒錯，那我問你，討厭的相反詞是什麼？」29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ81QTAfHUe3
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「喜歡啊。」到底在廢話什麼？29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBzqc6TSUbS
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「這就對了啊！我剛剛不是問你，你是不是討厭我嗎？」時耀祖得意洋洋自信滿滿的說。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhc5ALDxBta
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「是有這一句......」但關聯性在哪？29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwG4PdkZ7a5
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「你說不討厭我。」時耀祖很興奮的強調。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHmZ7lgBzFw
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我是說了......欸？29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPtH55KAiCb
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不討厭→喜歡→互相喜歡→答應交往29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAFUNycs16e
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「沒錯，就是這樣！所以我們從今以後就是情侶關係了！」時耀祖樂呵呵的宣告。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUbZAxXYtzo
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等等這也太樂觀太有自信太自我感覺良好了吧？那根本就是有問題的推論啊！29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdDtuIxSkZE
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「沒有問題啊，很合邏輯。」哪裡？29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ABhucJpA0
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「你不用想說服我啦，很有邏輯就是有，事實是不會改變的，我這個人向來擇善固執。」29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDWy3ccxr0X
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我求求你不要隨便固執，你憑什麼斷定這是擇善啊！29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKHPmcWX4eC
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「呵，喨真害羞。」時耀祖笑著親了我的臉頰，牽起我的手。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQHG3AOoHuU
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「為了不讓你不安，我明天就去公告讓大家知道我們在一起了。」他體貼的說。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeSqsgqVlt0
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不是吧！你到底想做什麼啊？！29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTEqcyFXPur
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公然出櫃這樣真的可以嗎？這裡有這麼開放嗎？29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfDx0q1VQ7l
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事實證明，莫喨還是低估了外星人的能力，也許是主角威能之類的？29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLFWIU3J5Do
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總之，偉大的學生會長在學生會專欄昭告天下、公然出櫃，29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7oKzyzVWlk
居然還能受到來自各方的支持與讚嘆。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxII6ZAzrFG
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包括「勇於面對自己真實性向，也勇於承認，不讓自己屈從社會價值觀而傷害女性，真是29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnxiET2f7Kz
偉大了不起的英雄作為啊！」、「對禁忌的愛也能夠包容，真不愧是我們的學生會長啊！29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuHWKKMx3sC
」等等，諸如此類堪稱莫名其妙的歌頌詞句在校園走動總會聽到、屢見不鮮。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfgZGIoacCQ
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莫喨也理所當然成為時耀祖的伴侶，經常性地(被強迫)一起出席學生會相關的各大場合。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFyKmQOIbG5
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一時傳為美談。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGbzxujHsMD
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從此，莫喨追求平凡的夢想，徹底的猶如一江春水向東流，與平凡二字徹底絕緣。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDSuhPh39ep
低調是種融入血脈的自然生存法則，29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjapWfol6HB
平凡不起眼則是讓自己活得輕鬆自在的不二法門。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡujhARHqcjl
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一直以來，莫喨都秉持著這樣的原則度日，29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzosuMgeTsn
縱然因此交不到幾個知心好友，但對他來說，一個人也很快樂。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQILmvRPMEa
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跟每個人都保留一點距離，才能保有最美好的記憶。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZewbQe7PCO
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人跟人，太過親暱，就容易生挾暱，29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7GppmD37Dj
然後，畫下句點。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdZfrAzd46u
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GAME OVER.29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJcN7MUsAUa
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莫喨看了太多，所以，他很早就打定了就這樣一輩子的決心。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeOMHvFekTg
當個平凡人，一輩子過著平凡的生活。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKpCtAmt3md
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不要瞧不起這樣的夢想，其實這不會比那種成為總統之類的宏願來得輕鬆。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxjS4KG9kGA
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平凡，真的也是一種很偉大的夢想。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAp6Q26wLW5
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莫喨的人生，一切本來都如同莫喨預期的道路前進，直到──29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLkGdASlBVS
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他遇到了他生命中最大的絆腳石。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVFjBQX9Aal
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時耀祖，光聽名字就知道這個人絕對是莫喨完全不想接近的人物。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp9J4WshRSU
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無時無刻不追求著讓自己光宗耀祖，開什麼玩笑，這種高調程度莫喨完全不想想像。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeowfFpnRj5
而不幸的是，時耀祖人如其名，縱使名字有點老氣，本人卻是個光靠那張皮肉都能29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ39e1OOfPWW
光宗耀祖的傢伙。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2m6QZGyqXh
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套莫喨少得不能再少的朋友的說法：29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvQm52yrY99
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時耀祖？你說那個200%從偶像劇或者是漫畫小說穿越出來的外星人嗎？29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD3ZkYbPB7t
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說起這個人的性格，基本款就是樂觀開朗、溫柔體貼、幽默風趣、自信滿滿、擇善固執，29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7nsOD4lmRE
進階款簡而言之就是個完人或該是說不少人心目中的「神」。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡujJZjNG3dN
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所以早說他不是人了啊。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAoNFxu7Z9p
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離題了。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdhly7PSwjy
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不過，即使到現在，29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtxNfwlo7IU
莫喨還真的弄不懂那顆臭石頭究竟是怎麼讓他招惹上的。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0TGSYKD9TN
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「為什麼我會跟你有交集哦？」時耀祖認真的想了想，「啊、我想起來了，29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4k9lA4341R
因為少了一個人。」29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdCuP4EPeS0
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「什麼？」這個人果然是外星人，莫喨完全無法理解他到底想起來什麼？29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlt8KGdvVPr
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「我不是外星人啦！運動會的時候啊，不是有學生會長的演講嗎？那時候我站在講台上，29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKYIxEctsE1
整場演講從開始到結束，剛好少了一個人。」時耀祖解釋。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrsbSQDLJXC
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「少了一個人？」莫喨眉頭皺得死緊，為什麼要去注意這種事情啊......29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjeCsjY7vyz
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「因為我那時候專心演講沒注意到是誰走掉了啊，想說有點擔心，身為學生會長應該要29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxdELmkJAYc
關心所有學生才行，居然還有被我遺漏的學生。所以就格外留心了一下。」時耀祖29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOw1YqazQkJ
理所當然地說著其實有點詭異的理論和原因。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIkJUQKCBVY
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「......」不需要吧？並不需要吧！關心所有學生你會過勞死吧。你何苦去注意一個不過29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpCqlrDlJxu
就是不想聽你演講所以故意趁著大家注意力都不在的時候偷溜走的學生啊！29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2OtPZYVQOn
莫喨腹誹著對方。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFxmaYmIG7n
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「不會累死啦，我只是想關心一下啊。有人走掉表示我的表現不夠好，需要反省檢討的。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRMc83rNY8h
嘿嘿，也幸好我有去注意，不然就不會遇到我心愛的喨了。」時耀祖笑得很開心，29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyPMymvsHLQ
對情人的關心(?)自顧自地感到溫暖，對於當初那件事情只有滿心的驕傲。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT2VQZn4UkB
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「......」其實我真的沒那麼想遇到你的，真的。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7lNlmx8uXy
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時耀祖有點委屈的咬嘴唇：「可是我很愛喨欸......」29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQnydVr4gVH
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莫喨內心不禁有點哀傷，就算縱容著情人撒嬌似地自然而然摟住自己，29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr2lKK1tRGk
莫喨還是對於這個平凡人生的巨大絆腳石感到滿心無奈。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrEmLJ7djaf
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事情的開端，是一張張貼在學生會公告欄的尋人啟事。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvjbSoh855i
雖然畫質有點差，但是莫喨還是能輕而易舉地看出那個被尋找的人正是他自己。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdRwuqvJHSk
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「......」沉默數秒，莫喨的自然反應就是默默走人。有點驚慌。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY6qkVo1xyi
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為什麼會有人要找我啊？為什麼那個非人類會想找我啊？29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0etmYDhfmN
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而且為什麼還是用那麼正式的學生會公告？！！29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZw1ZKBxQ5J
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事實證明，就算莫喨再怎麼裝死，傳說中的學生會長後援會的力量是相當強大的。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoi3u3AVisy
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不出24小時，莫喨的祖宗十八代資料就被各方人等奉到學生會長的辦公桌上。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQZxpsTOWgo
更遑論區區他的名字了。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh4VAUwvhiA
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「莫喨！」當他走在路上，耳邊傳來一道有點熟悉但他一點都不想熟悉的聲音時，29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGY0Qu3nDL8
莫喨的本能告訴他你應該快點離開。但殘酷的現實卻是同行的同學的提醒：「莫喨，29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjvBSMXPlAk
學生會長找你欸！」同學似乎有點興奮，畢竟大部分的人還是不太會遇到學生會長吧。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBW4NKYc45G
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雖然只是一起倒垃圾，但畢竟多少也有點交情吧，你何苦提醒我如此可怕的現實。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjheYQkz1WY
迫於同學的期待，莫喨憂傷的停下腳步、面無表情地轉過頭：「你找我有事嗎，會長？」29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkl3mPFsCcr
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「啊，真的是你。你跟資料上差好多哦，瘦了一大圈，害我懷疑了一下呢。」時耀祖笑得29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ88qTPEPNYw
很開心。講了一串莫喨有點理解卻又無法理解的話語。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2DOW9zbvhR
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莫喨在學校的個人資料裡，放的是小時候還很圓潤、有朝氣的照片。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZSihVEzajh
雖然臉型有點不同，不過輪廓還是一樣，頂多被人當成比較年輕的時候的照片，29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNtVBsS9xYH
固然不像，但也沒有到真的辨認不能的地步。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3FVuul6UOh
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反過來說，拿現在的照片跟以前的放一起，別人說是兄弟非同一人的可能性其實也不小。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnK7bh6mTmF
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莫喨難以理解的是，他們無冤無仇，時耀祖何苦公開通緝他呢？29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWxGVEltsbv
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從那天起，29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwEcMSiQ2kv
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開始了時耀祖對莫喨莫名其妙的關心，29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU2VWqPzbRi
以及對莫喨來說根本就是憑空出現的友好關係。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa1MgBYyAu6
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時耀祖對莫喨的想法總是充滿好奇心，29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjqpog6bwfj
每每逼迫他講出自己對各個人事物的意見與看法，29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM9Qvcgbazt
也喜歡跟莫喨作議題討論和分析，29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuhPr2nZyZP
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有時連莫喨自己都忍不住會相信他們真的是一方很強勢的朋友關係。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkBrELVotCG
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但，怎麼可能啊？29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjhqzwR71Kq
跟外星人當朋友？算了吧。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7tSc0ysnUw
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哪有那麼莫名其妙的友誼啊......而且莫喨確信自己根本是被強迫中獎。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSViY1w6Gto
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「咦？你中獎了哦？」時耀祖困惑了下，端起一貫的笑容：「恭喜啊。」29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9isnbjpf1u
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「不，我想的明明就是強迫中獎，那只是一種形容詞！」真的認識對方之後，莫喨想遠離29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj5oIDO1Co0
對方的慾望只有更加強烈。過目不忘的超強記憶，可以聽到人心思考的能力......29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYx4N7rUIrq
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天啊，這種超現實的設定根本就很不合理啊！29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmU20VzYlWg
原來他那個朋友是惦惦吃三碗飯的人，可以去當算命師了！鐵口直斷──果然是外星人！29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlWZfWWqnc3
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「我不是外星人，那我下次可以去讓你朋友算命嗎？」時耀祖輕笑。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ11sVQ2J4ed
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「......」但莫喨一直覺得，每次都能成功誤解或斷章取義的心聽能力好像有那麼點遜。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNFV0qvwmzO
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「你今天找我做什麼？」從那次垃圾因緣開始，莫喨已經被強迫跟時耀祖當好朋友總計29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQlFzbdEtmd
達第一百二十三天。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhPrfan6UUM
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「哦，我想問你一件事情。」時耀祖此時方想起今天找莫喨的正事。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcUp6DUEltq
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「讓你問。」反正就算不讓他問也會被逼到不得不回答。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu8XUSF6IgT
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「你是不是很討厭我？」時耀祖嚴肅地看著莫喨。兩隻眼直直盯著他。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡekoqeQrMjf
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「......不會啊。」雖然是個怪人，不過是不討厭。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡohNKDzm6iq
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「太好了！這麼說來你願意跟我交往囉！」29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMOfdJYE9Fz
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時耀祖頓時眉開眼笑，愉快地抱住莫喨。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4G8PjdLJqT
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莫喨一時腦神經斷線......等等誰快告訴我我什麼時候答應要跟他交往了？29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBeClqqr7YE
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準確來說，這個人根本沒有詢問我意願吧？29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhbpIcLPuxP
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「有啊。」時耀祖認真的澄清。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5GJXwdOIhg
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「什麼時候？」29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfGxtixFVSU
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「剛剛。」時耀祖面不改色，彷彿他說的是事實......才怪啦！29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7BDdI3pmXp
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到底他哪隻耳朵聽到他自己有問了啊？29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLHhqJYG9mD
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「那我問你一個問題。」29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsMPxDK4xSQ
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「你問。」29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1RqzxvT5UT
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「為什麼情侶會交往？」29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgIom2RUqHN
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「啊？因為互相喜歡吧。」我哪知道。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoQBcFfcUBg
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「沒錯，那我問你，討厭的相反詞是什麼？」29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ81QTAfHUe3
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「喜歡啊。」到底在廢話什麼？29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBzqc6TSUbS
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「這就對了啊！我剛剛不是問你，你是不是討厭我嗎？」時耀祖得意洋洋自信滿滿的說。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhc5ALDxBta
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「是有這一句......」但關聯性在哪？29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwG4PdkZ7a5
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「你說不討厭我。」時耀祖很興奮的強調。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHmZ7lgBzFw
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我是說了......欸？29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPtH55KAiCb
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不討厭→喜歡→互相喜歡→答應交往29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAFUNycs16e
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「沒錯，就是這樣！所以我們從今以後就是情侶關係了！」時耀祖樂呵呵的宣告。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUbZAxXYtzo
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等等這也太樂觀太有自信太自我感覺良好了吧？那根本就是有問題的推論啊！29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdDtuIxSkZE
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「沒有問題啊，很合邏輯。」哪裡？29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ABhucJpA0
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「你不用想說服我啦，很有邏輯就是有，事實是不會改變的，我這個人向來擇善固執。」29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDWy3ccxr0X
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我求求你不要隨便固執，你憑什麼斷定這是擇善啊！29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKHPmcWX4eC
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「呵，喨真害羞。」時耀祖笑著親了我的臉頰，牽起我的手。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQHG3AOoHuU
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「為了不讓你不安，我明天就去公告讓大家知道我們在一起了。」他體貼的說。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeSqsgqVlt0
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.......29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8TsjaxSepf
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不是吧！你到底想做什麼啊？！29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTEqcyFXPur
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公然出櫃這樣真的可以嗎？這裡有這麼開放嗎？29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfDx0q1VQ7l
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事實證明，莫喨還是低估了外星人的能力，也許是主角威能之類的？29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLFWIU3J5Do
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總之，偉大的學生會長在學生會專欄昭告天下、公然出櫃，29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7oKzyzVWlk
居然還能受到來自各方的支持與讚嘆。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxII6ZAzrFG
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包括「勇於面對自己真實性向，也勇於承認，不讓自己屈從社會價值觀而傷害女性，真是29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnxiET2f7Kz
偉大了不起的英雄作為啊！」、「對禁忌的愛也能夠包容，真不愧是我們的學生會長啊！29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuHWKKMx3sC
」等等，諸如此類堪稱莫名其妙的歌頌詞句在校園走動總會聽到、屢見不鮮。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfgZGIoacCQ
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莫喨也理所當然成為時耀祖的伴侶，經常性地(被強迫)一起出席學生會相關的各大場合。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFyKmQOIbG5
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一時傳為美談。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGbzxujHsMD
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從此，莫喨追求平凡的夢想，徹底的猶如一江春水向東流，與平凡二字徹底絕緣。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDSuhPh39ep
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迄今。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe7eYi1h7DU
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「那時候的喨真是很害羞呢。」憶起告白的場景，時耀祖笑得甜蜜。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS9kLWircNV
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「......」縱然已經隨著時間(被迫)真的對這個「情人」投入深深的感情，但莫喨心中29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVcAG5lUurB
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始終有著這樣的渴望──29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE3RC4S82ac
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「你個混帳臭石頭！！不討厭你不等於我喜歡你啊！！！」29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq0wUzz0E8o
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......眨眨眼，時耀祖天真無邪地看著親愛的戀人，笑了：29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDUuzdB6RMj
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「那又怎麼樣？你現在不是很愛我了嗎？」29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr7bd8Ri88H
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莫喨動作一滯，不甘心的悶聲應道：「是啦我很愛你啦......」29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrakwq6xTy0
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「那就好啦，我也最愛你了哦，我親愛的喨。」29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGCElJAYJri
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溫柔的，自信的，時耀祖給了戀人一個大大的擁抱和KISS。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNWgH6uSvqU
不管經過怎麼樣，總之，是HAPPY ENDING就好啦。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRTtissLEVJ
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不討厭，就是有機會喜歡啊。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh8bMW5mRsc
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時耀祖，一個樂觀開朗、溫柔體貼、幽默風趣、自信滿滿、擇善固執的男人。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYlqr3n2bcB
有著過目不忘的超強記憶力和讀心能力。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1KOHabUmZc
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莫喨，一個力求平凡，深受時耀祖所有優點所迫害的男人。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1I2bu0q8x4
打從愚人節那天的相遇起，日後每逢4/1都會讓他深深感受到老天給他開的大玩笑。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGQ0HOIxx85
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雖然如此這般不過是很幸福的一對戀人。(現在進行式)
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迄今。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe7eYi1h7DU
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「那時候的喨真是很害羞呢。」憶起告白的場景，時耀祖笑得甜蜜。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS9kLWircNV
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「......」縱然已經隨著時間(被迫)真的對這個「情人」投入深深的感情，但莫喨心中29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVcAG5lUurB
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始終有著這樣的渴望──29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE3RC4S82ac
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「你個混帳臭石頭！！不討厭你不等於我喜歡你啊！！！」29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq0wUzz0E8o
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......眨眨眼，時耀祖天真無邪地看著親愛的戀人，笑了：29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDUuzdB6RMj
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「那又怎麼樣？你現在不是很愛我了嗎？」29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr7bd8Ri88H
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莫喨動作一滯，不甘心的悶聲應道：「是啦我很愛你啦......」29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrakwq6xTy0
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「那就好啦，我也最愛你了哦，我親愛的喨。」29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGCElJAYJri
29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIH7JzXeZZI
溫柔的，自信的，時耀祖給了戀人一個大大的擁抱和KISS。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNWgH6uSvqU
不管經過怎麼樣，總之，是HAPPY ENDING就好啦。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRTtissLEVJ
29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpU2nYHT2EY
29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtyuoe3rINz
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不討厭，就是有機會喜歡啊。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh8bMW5mRsc
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--29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLHtwfi0yqn
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時耀祖，一個樂觀開朗、溫柔體貼、幽默風趣、自信滿滿、擇善固執的男人。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYlqr3n2bcB
有著過目不忘的超強記憶力和讀心能力。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1KOHabUmZc
29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF6eebKHJoq
莫喨，一個力求平凡，深受時耀祖所有優點所迫害的男人。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1I2bu0q8x4
打從愚人節那天的相遇起，日後每逢4/1都會讓他深深感受到老天給他開的大玩笑。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGQ0HOIxx85
29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2TV8RcBWo1
雖然如此這般不過是很幸福的一對戀人。(現在進行式)
