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低調是種融入血脈的自然生存法則，37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbMN2naqrv0
平凡不起眼則是讓自己活得輕鬆自在的不二法門。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvVMfY2iGuI
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一直以來，莫喨都秉持著這樣的原則度日，37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAywcsScrJm
縱然因此交不到幾個知心好友，但對他來說，一個人也很快樂。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkaa1JkF6jy
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跟每個人都保留一點距離，才能保有最美好的記憶。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLA0UQRzJjZ
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人跟人，太過親暱，就容易生挾暱，37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAcHkj9N8NM
然後，畫下句點。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeR11alu8v2
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GAME OVER.37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQPBQub6baJ
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莫喨看了太多，所以，他很早就打定了就這樣一輩子的決心。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0IWYvYY31U
當個平凡人，一輩子過著平凡的生活。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlbVeORWA1I
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不要瞧不起這樣的夢想，其實這不會比那種成為總統之類的宏願來得輕鬆。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWsIdEF6Yne
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平凡，真的也是一種很偉大的夢想。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsM81e8Xvbw
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莫喨的人生，一切本來都如同莫喨預期的道路前進，直到──37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcOOleNLrVo
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他遇到了他生命中最大的絆腳石。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfyKjIObXm3
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時耀祖，光聽名字就知道這個人絕對是莫喨完全不想接近的人物。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWlyhyrnx1g
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無時無刻不追求著讓自己光宗耀祖，開什麼玩笑，這種高調程度莫喨完全不想想像。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI3KKIpbHW8
而不幸的是，時耀祖人如其名，縱使名字有點老氣，本人卻是個光靠那張皮肉都能37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpUKK8kXXkL
光宗耀祖的傢伙。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhAes21TuLB
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套莫喨少得不能再少的朋友的說法：37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAH7RJiWpZs
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時耀祖？你說那個200%從偶像劇或者是漫畫小說穿越出來的外星人嗎？37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZetltM9D0T
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說起這個人的性格，基本款就是樂觀開朗、溫柔體貼、幽默風趣、自信滿滿、擇善固執，37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv8hAXzk54O
進階款簡而言之就是個完人或該是說不少人心目中的「神」。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvNp7LkMVac
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所以早說他不是人了啊。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZNi5MNvLIr
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離題了。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAGYu5qkavI
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不過，即使到現在，37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoCGukOhWaK
莫喨還真的弄不懂那顆臭石頭究竟是怎麼讓他招惹上的。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkxDQHFc4AT
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「為什麼我會跟你有交集哦？」時耀祖認真的想了想，「啊、我想起來了，37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTIbQFUdxw4
因為少了一個人。」37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRb0M2C3VMb
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「什麼？」這個人果然是外星人，莫喨完全無法理解他到底想起來什麼？37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrYP8knEohv
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「我不是外星人啦！運動會的時候啊，不是有學生會長的演講嗎？那時候我站在講台上，37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMjqh5SVrwD
整場演講從開始到結束，剛好少了一個人。」時耀祖解釋。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIkOfV7MgTS
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「少了一個人？」莫喨眉頭皺得死緊，為什麼要去注意這種事情啊......37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMDSYl0l1fN
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「因為我那時候專心演講沒注意到是誰走掉了啊，想說有點擔心，身為學生會長應該要37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfjyntXe69f
關心所有學生才行，居然還有被我遺漏的學生。所以就格外留心了一下。」時耀祖37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvAFFmDehq6
理所當然地說著其實有點詭異的理論和原因。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ54vPDNlU9b
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「......」不需要吧？並不需要吧！關心所有學生你會過勞死吧。你何苦去注意一個不過37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgOmNiHU1By
就是不想聽你演講所以故意趁著大家注意力都不在的時候偷溜走的學生啊！37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcH4GNeLlKq
莫喨腹誹著對方。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRthMP5nbYi
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「不會累死啦，我只是想關心一下啊。有人走掉表示我的表現不夠好，需要反省檢討的。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHNeASKjZgR
嘿嘿，也幸好我有去注意，不然就不會遇到我心愛的喨了。」時耀祖笑得很開心，37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZoXczqgLTQ
對情人的關心(?)自顧自地感到溫暖，對於當初那件事情只有滿心的驕傲。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZTgQmhoDro
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「......」其實我真的沒那麼想遇到你的，真的。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkb0rpLSC4x
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時耀祖有點委屈的咬嘴唇：「可是我很愛喨欸......」37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfBxlnbBA81
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莫喨內心不禁有點哀傷，就算縱容著情人撒嬌似地自然而然摟住自己，37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb4dlLPcYtp
莫喨還是對於這個平凡人生的巨大絆腳石感到滿心無奈。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOVOjbAGG6f
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事情的開端，是一張張貼在學生會公告欄的尋人啟事。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ61eA9Ks98I
雖然畫質有點差，但是莫喨還是能輕而易舉地看出那個被尋找的人正是他自己。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwkIMSZGexu
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「......」沉默數秒，莫喨的自然反應就是默默走人。有點驚慌。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXaIWj7gifL
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為什麼會有人要找我啊？為什麼那個非人類會想找我啊？37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLo8knyzwae
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而且為什麼還是用那麼正式的學生會公告？！！37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR2syOAW5PE
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事實證明，就算莫喨再怎麼裝死，傳說中的學生會長後援會的力量是相當強大的。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8RgfvYxftD
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不出24小時，莫喨的祖宗十八代資料就被各方人等奉到學生會長的辦公桌上。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC5Qjr9L1JN
更遑論區區他的名字了。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBnlOm5fJcm
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「莫喨！」當他走在路上，耳邊傳來一道有點熟悉但他一點都不想熟悉的聲音時，37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY6Zu8cFpGo
莫喨的本能告訴他你應該快點離開。但殘酷的現實卻是同行的同學的提醒：「莫喨，37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3PqXqhTZI9
學生會長找你欸！」同學似乎有點興奮，畢竟大部分的人還是不太會遇到學生會長吧。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSzYx0X2otx
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雖然只是一起倒垃圾，但畢竟多少也有點交情吧，你何苦提醒我如此可怕的現實。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1U1PIlV9ym
迫於同學的期待，莫喨憂傷的停下腳步、面無表情地轉過頭：「你找我有事嗎，會長？」37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi8yNoTimBY
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「啊，真的是你。你跟資料上差好多哦，瘦了一大圈，害我懷疑了一下呢。」時耀祖笑得37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPYeV0sCLl5
很開心。講了一串莫喨有點理解卻又無法理解的話語。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZ9AYyI6cK
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莫喨在學校的個人資料裡，放的是小時候還很圓潤、有朝氣的照片。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgxmbAcBTAu
雖然臉型有點不同，不過輪廓還是一樣，頂多被人當成比較年輕的時候的照片，37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdBl7zgNYp9
固然不像，但也沒有到真的辨認不能的地步。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjfWTl7Fa3h
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反過來說，拿現在的照片跟以前的放一起，別人說是兄弟非同一人的可能性其實也不小。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeXtzavinIP
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莫喨難以理解的是，他們無冤無仇，時耀祖何苦公開通緝他呢？37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjdlyibUfgD
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從那天起，37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡszRLnbr8BW
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開始了時耀祖對莫喨莫名其妙的關心，37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXZR9HgmqHX
以及對莫喨來說根本就是憑空出現的友好關係。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfua8rhVcKW
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時耀祖對莫喨的想法總是充滿好奇心，37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGMUF5JKPGV
每每逼迫他講出自己對各個人事物的意見與看法，37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxyTzu8ydgc
也喜歡跟莫喨作議題討論和分析，37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVlZDcVxfwY
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有時連莫喨自己都忍不住會相信他們真的是一方很強勢的朋友關係。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY5sE8Fpq6t
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但，怎麼可能啊？37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYIiXevUrzD
跟外星人當朋友？算了吧。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP31iOBXEHX
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哪有那麼莫名其妙的友誼啊......而且莫喨確信自己根本是被強迫中獎。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxIny4cIAJL
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「咦？你中獎了哦？」時耀祖困惑了下，端起一貫的笑容：「恭喜啊。」37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcMUI4XlwRb
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「不，我想的明明就是強迫中獎，那只是一種形容詞！」真的認識對方之後，莫喨想遠離37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6qpU18QvIb
對方的慾望只有更加強烈。過目不忘的超強記憶，可以聽到人心思考的能力......37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd6DahPyUSP
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天啊，這種超現實的設定根本就很不合理啊！37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ70LCeWt8ft
原來他那個朋友是惦惦吃三碗飯的人，可以去當算命師了！鐵口直斷──果然是外星人！37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPJSOZaa11l
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「我不是外星人，那我下次可以去讓你朋友算命嗎？」時耀祖輕笑。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcIUebLmuMH
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「......」但莫喨一直覺得，每次都能成功誤解或斷章取義的心聽能力好像有那麼點遜。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRtpaqByaYI
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「你今天找我做什麼？」從那次垃圾因緣開始，莫喨已經被強迫跟時耀祖當好朋友總計37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp8gTVVqKFY
達第一百二十三天。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwbZFZAL4aM
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「哦，我想問你一件事情。」時耀祖此時方想起今天找莫喨的正事。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgyJbieJmw5
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「讓你問。」反正就算不讓他問也會被逼到不得不回答。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhjINFvvpfx
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「你是不是很討厭我？」時耀祖嚴肅地看著莫喨。兩隻眼直直盯著他。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ76rBm8Z6qt
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「......不會啊。」雖然是個怪人，不過是不討厭。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe5Z8UVCYzf
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「太好了！這麼說來你願意跟我交往囉！」37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjGrK2ethDG
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時耀祖頓時眉開眼笑，愉快地抱住莫喨。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFRKAFbcF9Z
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莫喨一時腦神經斷線......等等誰快告訴我我什麼時候答應要跟他交往了？37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbbpY7guppG
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準確來說，這個人根本沒有詢問我意願吧？37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTvGuIw1Sa9
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「有啊。」時耀祖認真的澄清。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuEbyXSp1MW
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「什麼時候？」37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfAUBOHOiRW
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「剛剛。」時耀祖面不改色，彷彿他說的是事實......才怪啦！37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV1GrmzSCnj
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到底他哪隻耳朵聽到他自己有問了啊？37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcLK6cFLu14
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「那我問你一個問題。」37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIpf3nTuYHF
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「你問。」37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6h74rRjwdq
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「為什麼情侶會交往？」37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAA8A5s3bwu
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「啊？因為互相喜歡吧。」我哪知道。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7D7My1XJYk
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「沒錯，那我問你，討厭的相反詞是什麼？」37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4OBns1bJYC
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「喜歡啊。」到底在廢話什麼？37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAlZjXLeXn5
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「這就對了啊！我剛剛不是問你，你是不是討厭我嗎？」時耀祖得意洋洋自信滿滿的說。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqN4CvBHVY2
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「是有這一句......」但關聯性在哪？37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoLoBRqLkLO
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「你說不討厭我。」時耀祖很興奮的強調。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgRkoyo4uBZ
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我是說了......欸？37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeVetFCoZIg
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不討厭→喜歡→互相喜歡→答應交往37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1eZuxnb9Kg
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「沒錯，就是這樣！所以我們從今以後就是情侶關係了！」時耀祖樂呵呵的宣告。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7rR5w56Kyw
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等等這也太樂觀太有自信太自我感覺良好了吧？那根本就是有問題的推論啊！37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrL2NIKLQmE
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「沒有問題啊，很合邏輯。」哪裡？37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAMGl4J1Jbi
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「你不用想說服我啦，很有邏輯就是有，事實是不會改變的，我這個人向來擇善固執。」37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM67KRKHYRs
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我求求你不要隨便固執，你憑什麼斷定這是擇善啊！37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrXcPMpafKD
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「呵，喨真害羞。」時耀祖笑著親了我的臉頰，牽起我的手。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8lcBstQuBx
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「為了不讓你不安，我明天就去公告讓大家知道我們在一起了。」他體貼的說。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr4nIUJzcZS
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不是吧！你到底想做什麼啊？！37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAVNcviIzpH
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公然出櫃這樣真的可以嗎？這裡有這麼開放嗎？37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNIuUmebvOi
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事實證明，莫喨還是低估了外星人的能力，也許是主角威能之類的？37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl8oJrhG7PP
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總之，偉大的學生會長在學生會專欄昭告天下、公然出櫃，37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrrGAWlSg7L
居然還能受到來自各方的支持與讚嘆。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMdlaJjpiky
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包括「勇於面對自己真實性向，也勇於承認，不讓自己屈從社會價值觀而傷害女性，真是37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6so0i5nUtm
偉大了不起的英雄作為啊！」、「對禁忌的愛也能夠包容，真不愧是我們的學生會長啊！37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgy19gqV1ti
」等等，諸如此類堪稱莫名其妙的歌頌詞句在校園走動總會聽到、屢見不鮮。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdkBwOnnajI
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莫喨也理所當然成為時耀祖的伴侶，經常性地(被強迫)一起出席學生會相關的各大場合。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbIQ1gsEWE9
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一時傳為美談。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYG1pYpWbS0
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從此，莫喨追求平凡的夢想，徹底的猶如一江春水向東流，與平凡二字徹底絕緣。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf2GbqEue4i
低調是種融入血脈的自然生存法則，37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbMN2naqrv0
平凡不起眼則是讓自己活得輕鬆自在的不二法門。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvVMfY2iGuI
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一直以來，莫喨都秉持著這樣的原則度日，37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAywcsScrJm
縱然因此交不到幾個知心好友，但對他來說，一個人也很快樂。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkaa1JkF6jy
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跟每個人都保留一點距離，才能保有最美好的記憶。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLA0UQRzJjZ
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人跟人，太過親暱，就容易生挾暱，37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAcHkj9N8NM
然後，畫下句點。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeR11alu8v2
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GAME OVER.37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQPBQub6baJ
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莫喨看了太多，所以，他很早就打定了就這樣一輩子的決心。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0IWYvYY31U
當個平凡人，一輩子過著平凡的生活。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlbVeORWA1I
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不要瞧不起這樣的夢想，其實這不會比那種成為總統之類的宏願來得輕鬆。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWsIdEF6Yne
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平凡，真的也是一種很偉大的夢想。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsM81e8Xvbw
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莫喨的人生，一切本來都如同莫喨預期的道路前進，直到──37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcOOleNLrVo
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他遇到了他生命中最大的絆腳石。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfyKjIObXm3
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時耀祖，光聽名字就知道這個人絕對是莫喨完全不想接近的人物。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWlyhyrnx1g
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無時無刻不追求著讓自己光宗耀祖，開什麼玩笑，這種高調程度莫喨完全不想想像。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI3KKIpbHW8
而不幸的是，時耀祖人如其名，縱使名字有點老氣，本人卻是個光靠那張皮肉都能37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpUKK8kXXkL
光宗耀祖的傢伙。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhAes21TuLB
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套莫喨少得不能再少的朋友的說法：37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAH7RJiWpZs
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時耀祖？你說那個200%從偶像劇或者是漫畫小說穿越出來的外星人嗎？37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZetltM9D0T
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說起這個人的性格，基本款就是樂觀開朗、溫柔體貼、幽默風趣、自信滿滿、擇善固執，37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv8hAXzk54O
進階款簡而言之就是個完人或該是說不少人心目中的「神」。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvNp7LkMVac
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所以早說他不是人了啊。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZNi5MNvLIr
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離題了。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAGYu5qkavI
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不過，即使到現在，37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoCGukOhWaK
莫喨還真的弄不懂那顆臭石頭究竟是怎麼讓他招惹上的。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkxDQHFc4AT
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「為什麼我會跟你有交集哦？」時耀祖認真的想了想，「啊、我想起來了，37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTIbQFUdxw4
因為少了一個人。」37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRb0M2C3VMb
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「什麼？」這個人果然是外星人，莫喨完全無法理解他到底想起來什麼？37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrYP8knEohv
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「我不是外星人啦！運動會的時候啊，不是有學生會長的演講嗎？那時候我站在講台上，37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMjqh5SVrwD
整場演講從開始到結束，剛好少了一個人。」時耀祖解釋。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIkOfV7MgTS
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「少了一個人？」莫喨眉頭皺得死緊，為什麼要去注意這種事情啊......37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMDSYl0l1fN
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「因為我那時候專心演講沒注意到是誰走掉了啊，想說有點擔心，身為學生會長應該要37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfjyntXe69f
關心所有學生才行，居然還有被我遺漏的學生。所以就格外留心了一下。」時耀祖37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvAFFmDehq6
理所當然地說著其實有點詭異的理論和原因。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ54vPDNlU9b
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「......」不需要吧？並不需要吧！關心所有學生你會過勞死吧。你何苦去注意一個不過37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgOmNiHU1By
就是不想聽你演講所以故意趁著大家注意力都不在的時候偷溜走的學生啊！37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcH4GNeLlKq
莫喨腹誹著對方。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRthMP5nbYi
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「不會累死啦，我只是想關心一下啊。有人走掉表示我的表現不夠好，需要反省檢討的。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHNeASKjZgR
嘿嘿，也幸好我有去注意，不然就不會遇到我心愛的喨了。」時耀祖笑得很開心，37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZoXczqgLTQ
對情人的關心(?)自顧自地感到溫暖，對於當初那件事情只有滿心的驕傲。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZTgQmhoDro
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「......」其實我真的沒那麼想遇到你的，真的。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkb0rpLSC4x
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時耀祖有點委屈的咬嘴唇：「可是我很愛喨欸......」37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfBxlnbBA81
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莫喨內心不禁有點哀傷，就算縱容著情人撒嬌似地自然而然摟住自己，37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb4dlLPcYtp
莫喨還是對於這個平凡人生的巨大絆腳石感到滿心無奈。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOVOjbAGG6f
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事情的開端，是一張張貼在學生會公告欄的尋人啟事。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ61eA9Ks98I
雖然畫質有點差，但是莫喨還是能輕而易舉地看出那個被尋找的人正是他自己。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwkIMSZGexu
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「......」沉默數秒，莫喨的自然反應就是默默走人。有點驚慌。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXaIWj7gifL
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為什麼會有人要找我啊？為什麼那個非人類會想找我啊？37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLo8knyzwae
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而且為什麼還是用那麼正式的學生會公告？！！37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR2syOAW5PE
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事實證明，就算莫喨再怎麼裝死，傳說中的學生會長後援會的力量是相當強大的。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8RgfvYxftD
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不出24小時，莫喨的祖宗十八代資料就被各方人等奉到學生會長的辦公桌上。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC5Qjr9L1JN
更遑論區區他的名字了。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBnlOm5fJcm
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「莫喨！」當他走在路上，耳邊傳來一道有點熟悉但他一點都不想熟悉的聲音時，37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY6Zu8cFpGo
莫喨的本能告訴他你應該快點離開。但殘酷的現實卻是同行的同學的提醒：「莫喨，37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3PqXqhTZI9
學生會長找你欸！」同學似乎有點興奮，畢竟大部分的人還是不太會遇到學生會長吧。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSzYx0X2otx
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雖然只是一起倒垃圾，但畢竟多少也有點交情吧，你何苦提醒我如此可怕的現實。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1U1PIlV9ym
迫於同學的期待，莫喨憂傷的停下腳步、面無表情地轉過頭：「你找我有事嗎，會長？」37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi8yNoTimBY
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「啊，真的是你。你跟資料上差好多哦，瘦了一大圈，害我懷疑了一下呢。」時耀祖笑得37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPYeV0sCLl5
很開心。講了一串莫喨有點理解卻又無法理解的話語。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZ9AYyI6cK
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莫喨在學校的個人資料裡，放的是小時候還很圓潤、有朝氣的照片。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgxmbAcBTAu
雖然臉型有點不同，不過輪廓還是一樣，頂多被人當成比較年輕的時候的照片，37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdBl7zgNYp9
固然不像，但也沒有到真的辨認不能的地步。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjfWTl7Fa3h
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反過來說，拿現在的照片跟以前的放一起，別人說是兄弟非同一人的可能性其實也不小。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeXtzavinIP
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莫喨難以理解的是，他們無冤無仇，時耀祖何苦公開通緝他呢？37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjdlyibUfgD
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從那天起，37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡszRLnbr8BW
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開始了時耀祖對莫喨莫名其妙的關心，37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXZR9HgmqHX
以及對莫喨來說根本就是憑空出現的友好關係。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfua8rhVcKW
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時耀祖對莫喨的想法總是充滿好奇心，37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGMUF5JKPGV
每每逼迫他講出自己對各個人事物的意見與看法，37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxyTzu8ydgc
也喜歡跟莫喨作議題討論和分析，37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVlZDcVxfwY
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有時連莫喨自己都忍不住會相信他們真的是一方很強勢的朋友關係。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY5sE8Fpq6t
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但，怎麼可能啊？37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYIiXevUrzD
跟外星人當朋友？算了吧。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP31iOBXEHX
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哪有那麼莫名其妙的友誼啊......而且莫喨確信自己根本是被強迫中獎。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxIny4cIAJL
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「咦？你中獎了哦？」時耀祖困惑了下，端起一貫的笑容：「恭喜啊。」37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcMUI4XlwRb
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「不，我想的明明就是強迫中獎，那只是一種形容詞！」真的認識對方之後，莫喨想遠離37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6qpU18QvIb
對方的慾望只有更加強烈。過目不忘的超強記憶，可以聽到人心思考的能力......37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd6DahPyUSP
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天啊，這種超現實的設定根本就很不合理啊！37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ70LCeWt8ft
原來他那個朋友是惦惦吃三碗飯的人，可以去當算命師了！鐵口直斷──果然是外星人！37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPJSOZaa11l
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「我不是外星人，那我下次可以去讓你朋友算命嗎？」時耀祖輕笑。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcIUebLmuMH
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「......」但莫喨一直覺得，每次都能成功誤解或斷章取義的心聽能力好像有那麼點遜。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRtpaqByaYI
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「你今天找我做什麼？」從那次垃圾因緣開始，莫喨已經被強迫跟時耀祖當好朋友總計37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp8gTVVqKFY
達第一百二十三天。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwbZFZAL4aM
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「哦，我想問你一件事情。」時耀祖此時方想起今天找莫喨的正事。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgyJbieJmw5
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「讓你問。」反正就算不讓他問也會被逼到不得不回答。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhjINFvvpfx
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「你是不是很討厭我？」時耀祖嚴肅地看著莫喨。兩隻眼直直盯著他。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ76rBm8Z6qt
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「......不會啊。」雖然是個怪人，不過是不討厭。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe5Z8UVCYzf
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「太好了！這麼說來你願意跟我交往囉！」37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjGrK2ethDG
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時耀祖頓時眉開眼笑，愉快地抱住莫喨。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFRKAFbcF9Z
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莫喨一時腦神經斷線......等等誰快告訴我我什麼時候答應要跟他交往了？37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbbpY7guppG
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準確來說，這個人根本沒有詢問我意願吧？37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTvGuIw1Sa9
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「有啊。」時耀祖認真的澄清。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuEbyXSp1MW
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「什麼時候？」37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfAUBOHOiRW
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「剛剛。」時耀祖面不改色，彷彿他說的是事實......才怪啦！37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV1GrmzSCnj
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到底他哪隻耳朵聽到他自己有問了啊？37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcLK6cFLu14
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「那我問你一個問題。」37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIpf3nTuYHF
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「你問。」37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6h74rRjwdq
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「為什麼情侶會交往？」37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAA8A5s3bwu
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「啊？因為互相喜歡吧。」我哪知道。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7D7My1XJYk
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「沒錯，那我問你，討厭的相反詞是什麼？」37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4OBns1bJYC
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「喜歡啊。」到底在廢話什麼？37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAlZjXLeXn5
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「這就對了啊！我剛剛不是問你，你是不是討厭我嗎？」時耀祖得意洋洋自信滿滿的說。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqN4CvBHVY2
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「是有這一句......」但關聯性在哪？37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoLoBRqLkLO
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「你說不討厭我。」時耀祖很興奮的強調。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgRkoyo4uBZ
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我是說了......欸？37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeVetFCoZIg
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不討厭→喜歡→互相喜歡→答應交往37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1eZuxnb9Kg
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「沒錯，就是這樣！所以我們從今以後就是情侶關係了！」時耀祖樂呵呵的宣告。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7rR5w56Kyw
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等等這也太樂觀太有自信太自我感覺良好了吧？那根本就是有問題的推論啊！37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrL2NIKLQmE
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「沒有問題啊，很合邏輯。」哪裡？37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAMGl4J1Jbi
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「你不用想說服我啦，很有邏輯就是有，事實是不會改變的，我這個人向來擇善固執。」37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM67KRKHYRs
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我求求你不要隨便固執，你憑什麼斷定這是擇善啊！37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrXcPMpafKD
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「呵，喨真害羞。」時耀祖笑著親了我的臉頰，牽起我的手。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8lcBstQuBx
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「為了不讓你不安，我明天就去公告讓大家知道我們在一起了。」他體貼的說。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr4nIUJzcZS
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不是吧！你到底想做什麼啊？！37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAVNcviIzpH
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公然出櫃這樣真的可以嗎？這裡有這麼開放嗎？37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNIuUmebvOi
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事實證明，莫喨還是低估了外星人的能力，也許是主角威能之類的？37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl8oJrhG7PP
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總之，偉大的學生會長在學生會專欄昭告天下、公然出櫃，37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrrGAWlSg7L
居然還能受到來自各方的支持與讚嘆。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMdlaJjpiky
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包括「勇於面對自己真實性向，也勇於承認，不讓自己屈從社會價值觀而傷害女性，真是37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6so0i5nUtm
偉大了不起的英雄作為啊！」、「對禁忌的愛也能夠包容，真不愧是我們的學生會長啊！37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgy19gqV1ti
」等等，諸如此類堪稱莫名其妙的歌頌詞句在校園走動總會聽到、屢見不鮮。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdkBwOnnajI
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莫喨也理所當然成為時耀祖的伴侶，經常性地(被強迫)一起出席學生會相關的各大場合。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbIQ1gsEWE9
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一時傳為美談。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYG1pYpWbS0
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從此，莫喨追求平凡的夢想，徹底的猶如一江春水向東流，與平凡二字徹底絕緣。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf2GbqEue4i
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迄今。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu6SndpuNgA
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「那時候的喨真是很害羞呢。」憶起告白的場景，時耀祖笑得甜蜜。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBdNPkstPcP
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「......」縱然已經隨著時間(被迫)真的對這個「情人」投入深深的感情，但莫喨心中37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuUYEWkop11
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始終有著這樣的渴望──37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOIkhKtrYKi
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「你個混帳臭石頭！！不討厭你不等於我喜歡你啊！！！」37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLTmF7DgySO
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......眨眨眼，時耀祖天真無邪地看著親愛的戀人，笑了：37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHTY0nNG1BB
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「那又怎麼樣？你現在不是很愛我了嗎？」37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmLwDbhclc0
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莫喨動作一滯，不甘心的悶聲應道：「是啦我很愛你啦......」37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwbIlAY6Ybt
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「那就好啦，我也最愛你了哦，我親愛的喨。」37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcXgJcgjc69
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溫柔的，自信的，時耀祖給了戀人一個大大的擁抱和KISS。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgBdqsw9Pd2
不管經過怎麼樣，總之，是HAPPY ENDING就好啦。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkYQI9WdWFd
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不討厭，就是有機會喜歡啊。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMCJa89gXq6
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時耀祖，一個樂觀開朗、溫柔體貼、幽默風趣、自信滿滿、擇善固執的男人。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAIzimweXk0
有著過目不忘的超強記憶力和讀心能力。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYspmtIHlaI
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莫喨，一個力求平凡，深受時耀祖所有優點所迫害的男人。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu1j0nfB40p
打從愚人節那天的相遇起，日後每逢4/1都會讓他深深感受到老天給他開的大玩笑。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3hpt2BYfVe
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雖然如此這般不過是很幸福的一對戀人。(現在進行式)
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迄今。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu6SndpuNgA
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「那時候的喨真是很害羞呢。」憶起告白的場景，時耀祖笑得甜蜜。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBdNPkstPcP
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「......」縱然已經隨著時間(被迫)真的對這個「情人」投入深深的感情，但莫喨心中37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuUYEWkop11
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始終有著這樣的渴望──37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOIkhKtrYKi
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「你個混帳臭石頭！！不討厭你不等於我喜歡你啊！！！」37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLTmF7DgySO
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......眨眨眼，時耀祖天真無邪地看著親愛的戀人，笑了：37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHTY0nNG1BB
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「那又怎麼樣？你現在不是很愛我了嗎？」37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmLwDbhclc0
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莫喨動作一滯，不甘心的悶聲應道：「是啦我很愛你啦......」37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwbIlAY6Ybt
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「那就好啦，我也最愛你了哦，我親愛的喨。」37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcXgJcgjc69
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溫柔的，自信的，時耀祖給了戀人一個大大的擁抱和KISS。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgBdqsw9Pd2
不管經過怎麼樣，總之，是HAPPY ENDING就好啦。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkYQI9WdWFd
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不討厭，就是有機會喜歡啊。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMCJa89gXq6
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時耀祖，一個樂觀開朗、溫柔體貼、幽默風趣、自信滿滿、擇善固執的男人。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAIzimweXk0
有著過目不忘的超強記憶力和讀心能力。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYspmtIHlaI
37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLWsTRo57bD
莫喨，一個力求平凡，深受時耀祖所有優點所迫害的男人。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu1j0nfB40p
打從愚人節那天的相遇起，日後每逢4/1都會讓他深深感受到老天給他開的大玩笑。37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3hpt2BYfVe
37Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn4emE3xtSV
雖然如此這般不過是很幸福的一對戀人。(現在進行式)
