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低調是種融入血脈的自然生存法則，27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoLLhDf2Kjv
平凡不起眼則是讓自己活得輕鬆自在的不二法門。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYs9VmobvGZ
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一直以來，莫喨都秉持著這樣的原則度日，27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5JGrupVEFb
縱然因此交不到幾個知心好友，但對他來說，一個人也很快樂。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeizln5nKEX
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跟每個人都保留一點距離，才能保有最美好的記憶。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4PSYbHNk3C
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人跟人，太過親暱，就容易生挾暱，27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE0D6wearrF
然後，畫下句點。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOXATS2QmHX
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GAME OVER.27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3noa50NSmh
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莫喨看了太多，所以，他很早就打定了就這樣一輩子的決心。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRYn9d5kkw3
當個平凡人，一輩子過著平凡的生活。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhVYevyL0Er
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不要瞧不起這樣的夢想，其實這不會比那種成為總統之類的宏願來得輕鬆。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLVR0LgaScg
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平凡，真的也是一種很偉大的夢想。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Uq77hWQPv
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莫喨的人生，一切本來都如同莫喨預期的道路前進，直到──27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQU1BN07qZe
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他遇到了他生命中最大的絆腳石。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXRlvTUS15t
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時耀祖，光聽名字就知道這個人絕對是莫喨完全不想接近的人物。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwr60lOh7YV
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無時無刻不追求著讓自己光宗耀祖，開什麼玩笑，這種高調程度莫喨完全不想想像。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZGi2GtqWIW
而不幸的是，時耀祖人如其名，縱使名字有點老氣，本人卻是個光靠那張皮肉都能27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmYQE6JUWrz
光宗耀祖的傢伙。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFenZ4VSLqK
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套莫喨少得不能再少的朋友的說法：27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡipXu6ogQLs
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時耀祖？你說那個200%從偶像劇或者是漫畫小說穿越出來的外星人嗎？27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRtbQBu6zeh
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說起這個人的性格，基本款就是樂觀開朗、溫柔體貼、幽默風趣、自信滿滿、擇善固執，27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoFCsz6Vb6A
進階款簡而言之就是個完人或該是說不少人心目中的「神」。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdoEEAE1Ax7
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所以早說他不是人了啊。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmOUBOxVyeD
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離題了。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUHGHu9pmlp
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不過，即使到現在，27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡER45NZr7ld
莫喨還真的弄不懂那顆臭石頭究竟是怎麼讓他招惹上的。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFsmteiBFTd
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「為什麼我會跟你有交集哦？」時耀祖認真的想了想，「啊、我想起來了，27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ93roz91MGT
因為少了一個人。」27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7jVkmPDHAi
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「什麼？」這個人果然是外星人，莫喨完全無法理解他到底想起來什麼？27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGMH7upmNhC
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「我不是外星人啦！運動會的時候啊，不是有學生會長的演講嗎？那時候我站在講台上，27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqsY1opyeUl
整場演講從開始到結束，剛好少了一個人。」時耀祖解釋。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyET2UpUYii
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「少了一個人？」莫喨眉頭皺得死緊，為什麼要去注意這種事情啊......27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSC790wFOzj
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「因為我那時候專心演講沒注意到是誰走掉了啊，想說有點擔心，身為學生會長應該要27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjA00NpyLkQ
關心所有學生才行，居然還有被我遺漏的學生。所以就格外留心了一下。」時耀祖27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ39c6RwiGFT
理所當然地說著其實有點詭異的理論和原因。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1NXzDaPjpg
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「......」不需要吧？並不需要吧！關心所有學生你會過勞死吧。你何苦去注意一個不過27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW3Oeninc76
就是不想聽你演講所以故意趁著大家注意力都不在的時候偷溜走的學生啊！27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOv8XzAi8Zx
莫喨腹誹著對方。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNZHYnazVsO
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「不會累死啦，我只是想關心一下啊。有人走掉表示我的表現不夠好，需要反省檢討的。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOOMiMfDYDL
嘿嘿，也幸好我有去注意，不然就不會遇到我心愛的喨了。」時耀祖笑得很開心，27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVcXoPsgs9O
對情人的關心(?)自顧自地感到溫暖，對於當初那件事情只有滿心的驕傲。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrYloyWqHqv
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「......」其實我真的沒那麼想遇到你的，真的。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVWZlq2sVqx
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時耀祖有點委屈的咬嘴唇：「可是我很愛喨欸......」27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡriYbabxrLf
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莫喨內心不禁有點哀傷，就算縱容著情人撒嬌似地自然而然摟住自己，27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTfdgJ7rvG5
莫喨還是對於這個平凡人生的巨大絆腳石感到滿心無奈。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZSyMguumzb
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事情的開端，是一張張貼在學生會公告欄的尋人啟事。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZAQ9PBkGL7
雖然畫質有點差，但是莫喨還是能輕而易舉地看出那個被尋找的人正是他自己。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡigiUuLpBhg
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「......」沉默數秒，莫喨的自然反應就是默默走人。有點驚慌。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjffr9nKzzK
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為什麼會有人要找我啊？為什麼那個非人類會想找我啊？27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4jCwQD3xgS
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而且為什麼還是用那麼正式的學生會公告？！！27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLOpQ2KOIDG
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事實證明，就算莫喨再怎麼裝死，傳說中的學生會長後援會的力量是相當強大的。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtrjkqMfe5F
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不出24小時，莫喨的祖宗十八代資料就被各方人等奉到學生會長的辦公桌上。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡszFbj85SER
更遑論區區他的名字了。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcCPa3aA1ml
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「莫喨！」當他走在路上，耳邊傳來一道有點熟悉但他一點都不想熟悉的聲音時，27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0JyplauOza
莫喨的本能告訴他你應該快點離開。但殘酷的現實卻是同行的同學的提醒：「莫喨，27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeSaoRHhQt7
學生會長找你欸！」同學似乎有點興奮，畢竟大部分的人還是不太會遇到學生會長吧。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg9SkRNYm8i
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雖然只是一起倒垃圾，但畢竟多少也有點交情吧，你何苦提醒我如此可怕的現實。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIuYNIjvAqo
迫於同學的期待，莫喨憂傷的停下腳步、面無表情地轉過頭：「你找我有事嗎，會長？」27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE41gkuuQWq
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「啊，真的是你。你跟資料上差好多哦，瘦了一大圈，害我懷疑了一下呢。」時耀祖笑得27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqVgQzwvrYI
很開心。講了一串莫喨有點理解卻又無法理解的話語。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1WFK0z9qVO
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莫喨在學校的個人資料裡，放的是小時候還很圓潤、有朝氣的照片。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5JxiyR3aR5
雖然臉型有點不同，不過輪廓還是一樣，頂多被人當成比較年輕的時候的照片，27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLaGL77oiK2
固然不像，但也沒有到真的辨認不能的地步。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbKrYctIgqQ
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反過來說，拿現在的照片跟以前的放一起，別人說是兄弟非同一人的可能性其實也不小。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡipHst4SaAK
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莫喨難以理解的是，他們無冤無仇，時耀祖何苦公開通緝他呢？27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡufd6WYQh0m
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從那天起，27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKE06Oy0YdU
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開始了時耀祖對莫喨莫名其妙的關心，27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9QU6xciI17
以及對莫喨來說根本就是憑空出現的友好關係。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5coGFdH9Ov
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時耀祖對莫喨的想法總是充滿好奇心，27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMjyPPWh83h
每每逼迫他講出自己對各個人事物的意見與看法，27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnrU0rDTrL6
也喜歡跟莫喨作議題討論和分析，27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdl6aoqaVQw
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有時連莫喨自己都忍不住會相信他們真的是一方很強勢的朋友關係。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCTPF9OESol
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但，怎麼可能啊？27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjG9QYjoKxb
跟外星人當朋友？算了吧。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeG1sIZqxuR
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哪有那麼莫名其妙的友誼啊......而且莫喨確信自己根本是被強迫中獎。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ544N1F4YR4
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「咦？你中獎了哦？」時耀祖困惑了下，端起一貫的笑容：「恭喜啊。」27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkjluQgWO6J
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「不，我想的明明就是強迫中獎，那只是一種形容詞！」真的認識對方之後，莫喨想遠離27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAI83dpZN1x
對方的慾望只有更加強烈。過目不忘的超強記憶，可以聽到人心思考的能力......27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqSEmxZbBCb
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天啊，這種超現實的設定根本就很不合理啊！27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgwvLG8bRO8
原來他那個朋友是惦惦吃三碗飯的人，可以去當算命師了！鐵口直斷──果然是外星人！27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4cdf7LGd7z
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「我不是外星人，那我下次可以去讓你朋友算命嗎？」時耀祖輕笑。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkN5b743Rwo
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「......」但莫喨一直覺得，每次都能成功誤解或斷章取義的心聽能力好像有那麼點遜。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡziOCEio4zz
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「你今天找我做什麼？」從那次垃圾因緣開始，莫喨已經被強迫跟時耀祖當好朋友總計27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkW7cJzXdkU
達第一百二十三天。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzcmfJ3cOne
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「哦，我想問你一件事情。」時耀祖此時方想起今天找莫喨的正事。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJUTjrZ4H64
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「讓你問。」反正就算不讓他問也會被逼到不得不回答。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjOODGSZ878
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「你是不是很討厭我？」時耀祖嚴肅地看著莫喨。兩隻眼直直盯著他。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡixoJ25rL0s
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「......不會啊。」雖然是個怪人，不過是不討厭。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmJG2xjiFi3
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「太好了！這麼說來你願意跟我交往囉！」27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡStcoYIandY
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時耀祖頓時眉開眼笑，愉快地抱住莫喨。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFMLnDVyM2m
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莫喨一時腦神經斷線......等等誰快告訴我我什麼時候答應要跟他交往了？27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbzY2mllQw6
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準確來說，這個人根本沒有詢問我意願吧？27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHez2jbXCSD
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「有啊。」時耀祖認真的澄清。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiCIXD2a8H0
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「什麼時候？」27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGlky00Ww0A
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「剛剛。」時耀祖面不改色，彷彿他說的是事實......才怪啦！27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0JKX2uGDxS
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到底他哪隻耳朵聽到他自己有問了啊？27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7TCxK0OtiJ
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「那我問你一個問題。」27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBn5eKl3of3
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「你問。」27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLuP9TzBeks
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「為什麼情侶會交往？」27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqkFWH32HhQ
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「啊？因為互相喜歡吧。」我哪知道。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqPrnR73G5P
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「沒錯，那我問你，討厭的相反詞是什麼？」27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQGBrpv6cbz
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「喜歡啊。」到底在廢話什麼？27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Dn1K9EuSM
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「這就對了啊！我剛剛不是問你，你是不是討厭我嗎？」時耀祖得意洋洋自信滿滿的說。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6jRvlR7wSG
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「是有這一句......」但關聯性在哪？27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRyHWq1s3B7
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「你說不討厭我。」時耀祖很興奮的強調。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPuTXtstnLz
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我是說了......欸？27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZkDLoRXuZd
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不討厭→喜歡→互相喜歡→答應交往27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7cKs9ac09D
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「沒錯，就是這樣！所以我們從今以後就是情侶關係了！」時耀祖樂呵呵的宣告。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5940M7fiIQ
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等等這也太樂觀太有自信太自我感覺良好了吧？那根本就是有問題的推論啊！27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKhWKkRJeTs
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「沒有問題啊，很合邏輯。」哪裡？27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ891o4siSNp
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「你不用想說服我啦，很有邏輯就是有，事實是不會改變的，我這個人向來擇善固執。」27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsnMIYsrh0c
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我求求你不要隨便固執，你憑什麼斷定這是擇善啊！27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqKH3IPc9tU
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「呵，喨真害羞。」時耀祖笑著親了我的臉頰，牽起我的手。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOXQ0jy0Gy8
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「為了不讓你不安，我明天就去公告讓大家知道我們在一起了。」他體貼的說。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTaXQjPvtos
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不是吧！你到底想做什麼啊？！27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgq8DRNOj47
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公然出櫃這樣真的可以嗎？這裡有這麼開放嗎？27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCcnPkMBvKU
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事實證明，莫喨還是低估了外星人的能力，也許是主角威能之類的？27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡphfA7TGOcn
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總之，偉大的學生會長在學生會專欄昭告天下、公然出櫃，27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt8WBVd40ll
居然還能受到來自各方的支持與讚嘆。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ39lvQwKYcd
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包括「勇於面對自己真實性向，也勇於承認，不讓自己屈從社會價值觀而傷害女性，真是27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBUFTTN9BXo
偉大了不起的英雄作為啊！」、「對禁忌的愛也能夠包容，真不愧是我們的學生會長啊！27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiUjyMzGOW9
」等等，諸如此類堪稱莫名其妙的歌頌詞句在校園走動總會聽到、屢見不鮮。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkIoNLSxngC
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莫喨也理所當然成為時耀祖的伴侶，經常性地(被強迫)一起出席學生會相關的各大場合。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPJApNxBPxU
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一時傳為美談。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOv3JCy9wcZ
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從此，莫喨追求平凡的夢想，徹底的猶如一江春水向東流，與平凡二字徹底絕緣。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnhjRlK0RJT
低調是種融入血脈的自然生存法則，27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoLLhDf2Kjv
平凡不起眼則是讓自己活得輕鬆自在的不二法門。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYs9VmobvGZ
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一直以來，莫喨都秉持著這樣的原則度日，27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5JGrupVEFb
縱然因此交不到幾個知心好友，但對他來說，一個人也很快樂。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeizln5nKEX
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跟每個人都保留一點距離，才能保有最美好的記憶。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4PSYbHNk3C
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人跟人，太過親暱，就容易生挾暱，27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE0D6wearrF
然後，畫下句點。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOXATS2QmHX
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GAME OVER.27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3noa50NSmh
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莫喨看了太多，所以，他很早就打定了就這樣一輩子的決心。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRYn9d5kkw3
當個平凡人，一輩子過著平凡的生活。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhVYevyL0Er
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不要瞧不起這樣的夢想，其實這不會比那種成為總統之類的宏願來得輕鬆。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLVR0LgaScg
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平凡，真的也是一種很偉大的夢想。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Uq77hWQPv
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莫喨的人生，一切本來都如同莫喨預期的道路前進，直到──27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQU1BN07qZe
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他遇到了他生命中最大的絆腳石。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXRlvTUS15t
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時耀祖，光聽名字就知道這個人絕對是莫喨完全不想接近的人物。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwr60lOh7YV
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無時無刻不追求著讓自己光宗耀祖，開什麼玩笑，這種高調程度莫喨完全不想想像。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZGi2GtqWIW
而不幸的是，時耀祖人如其名，縱使名字有點老氣，本人卻是個光靠那張皮肉都能27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmYQE6JUWrz
光宗耀祖的傢伙。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFenZ4VSLqK
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套莫喨少得不能再少的朋友的說法：27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡipXu6ogQLs
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時耀祖？你說那個200%從偶像劇或者是漫畫小說穿越出來的外星人嗎？27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRtbQBu6zeh
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說起這個人的性格，基本款就是樂觀開朗、溫柔體貼、幽默風趣、自信滿滿、擇善固執，27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoFCsz6Vb6A
進階款簡而言之就是個完人或該是說不少人心目中的「神」。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdoEEAE1Ax7
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所以早說他不是人了啊。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmOUBOxVyeD
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離題了。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUHGHu9pmlp
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不過，即使到現在，27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡER45NZr7ld
莫喨還真的弄不懂那顆臭石頭究竟是怎麼讓他招惹上的。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFsmteiBFTd
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「為什麼我會跟你有交集哦？」時耀祖認真的想了想，「啊、我想起來了，27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ93roz91MGT
因為少了一個人。」27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7jVkmPDHAi
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「什麼？」這個人果然是外星人，莫喨完全無法理解他到底想起來什麼？27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGMH7upmNhC
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「我不是外星人啦！運動會的時候啊，不是有學生會長的演講嗎？那時候我站在講台上，27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqsY1opyeUl
整場演講從開始到結束，剛好少了一個人。」時耀祖解釋。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyET2UpUYii
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「少了一個人？」莫喨眉頭皺得死緊，為什麼要去注意這種事情啊......27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSC790wFOzj
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「因為我那時候專心演講沒注意到是誰走掉了啊，想說有點擔心，身為學生會長應該要27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjA00NpyLkQ
關心所有學生才行，居然還有被我遺漏的學生。所以就格外留心了一下。」時耀祖27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ39c6RwiGFT
理所當然地說著其實有點詭異的理論和原因。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1NXzDaPjpg
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「......」不需要吧？並不需要吧！關心所有學生你會過勞死吧。你何苦去注意一個不過27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW3Oeninc76
就是不想聽你演講所以故意趁著大家注意力都不在的時候偷溜走的學生啊！27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOv8XzAi8Zx
莫喨腹誹著對方。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNZHYnazVsO
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「不會累死啦，我只是想關心一下啊。有人走掉表示我的表現不夠好，需要反省檢討的。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOOMiMfDYDL
嘿嘿，也幸好我有去注意，不然就不會遇到我心愛的喨了。」時耀祖笑得很開心，27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVcXoPsgs9O
對情人的關心(?)自顧自地感到溫暖，對於當初那件事情只有滿心的驕傲。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrYloyWqHqv
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「......」其實我真的沒那麼想遇到你的，真的。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVWZlq2sVqx
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時耀祖有點委屈的咬嘴唇：「可是我很愛喨欸......」27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡriYbabxrLf
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莫喨內心不禁有點哀傷，就算縱容著情人撒嬌似地自然而然摟住自己，27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTfdgJ7rvG5
莫喨還是對於這個平凡人生的巨大絆腳石感到滿心無奈。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZSyMguumzb
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事情的開端，是一張張貼在學生會公告欄的尋人啟事。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZAQ9PBkGL7
雖然畫質有點差，但是莫喨還是能輕而易舉地看出那個被尋找的人正是他自己。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡigiUuLpBhg
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「......」沉默數秒，莫喨的自然反應就是默默走人。有點驚慌。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjffr9nKzzK
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為什麼會有人要找我啊？為什麼那個非人類會想找我啊？27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4jCwQD3xgS
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而且為什麼還是用那麼正式的學生會公告？！！27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLOpQ2KOIDG
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事實證明，就算莫喨再怎麼裝死，傳說中的學生會長後援會的力量是相當強大的。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtrjkqMfe5F
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不出24小時，莫喨的祖宗十八代資料就被各方人等奉到學生會長的辦公桌上。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡszFbj85SER
更遑論區區他的名字了。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcCPa3aA1ml
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「莫喨！」當他走在路上，耳邊傳來一道有點熟悉但他一點都不想熟悉的聲音時，27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0JyplauOza
莫喨的本能告訴他你應該快點離開。但殘酷的現實卻是同行的同學的提醒：「莫喨，27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeSaoRHhQt7
學生會長找你欸！」同學似乎有點興奮，畢竟大部分的人還是不太會遇到學生會長吧。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg9SkRNYm8i
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雖然只是一起倒垃圾，但畢竟多少也有點交情吧，你何苦提醒我如此可怕的現實。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIuYNIjvAqo
迫於同學的期待，莫喨憂傷的停下腳步、面無表情地轉過頭：「你找我有事嗎，會長？」27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE41gkuuQWq
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「啊，真的是你。你跟資料上差好多哦，瘦了一大圈，害我懷疑了一下呢。」時耀祖笑得27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqVgQzwvrYI
很開心。講了一串莫喨有點理解卻又無法理解的話語。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1WFK0z9qVO
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莫喨在學校的個人資料裡，放的是小時候還很圓潤、有朝氣的照片。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5JxiyR3aR5
雖然臉型有點不同，不過輪廓還是一樣，頂多被人當成比較年輕的時候的照片，27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLaGL77oiK2
固然不像，但也沒有到真的辨認不能的地步。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbKrYctIgqQ
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反過來說，拿現在的照片跟以前的放一起，別人說是兄弟非同一人的可能性其實也不小。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡipHst4SaAK
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莫喨難以理解的是，他們無冤無仇，時耀祖何苦公開通緝他呢？27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡufd6WYQh0m
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從那天起，27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKE06Oy0YdU
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開始了時耀祖對莫喨莫名其妙的關心，27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9QU6xciI17
以及對莫喨來說根本就是憑空出現的友好關係。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5coGFdH9Ov
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時耀祖對莫喨的想法總是充滿好奇心，27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMjyPPWh83h
每每逼迫他講出自己對各個人事物的意見與看法，27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnrU0rDTrL6
也喜歡跟莫喨作議題討論和分析，27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdl6aoqaVQw
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有時連莫喨自己都忍不住會相信他們真的是一方很強勢的朋友關係。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCTPF9OESol
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但，怎麼可能啊？27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjG9QYjoKxb
跟外星人當朋友？算了吧。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeG1sIZqxuR
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哪有那麼莫名其妙的友誼啊......而且莫喨確信自己根本是被強迫中獎。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ544N1F4YR4
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「咦？你中獎了哦？」時耀祖困惑了下，端起一貫的笑容：「恭喜啊。」27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkjluQgWO6J
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「不，我想的明明就是強迫中獎，那只是一種形容詞！」真的認識對方之後，莫喨想遠離27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAI83dpZN1x
對方的慾望只有更加強烈。過目不忘的超強記憶，可以聽到人心思考的能力......27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqSEmxZbBCb
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天啊，這種超現實的設定根本就很不合理啊！27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgwvLG8bRO8
原來他那個朋友是惦惦吃三碗飯的人，可以去當算命師了！鐵口直斷──果然是外星人！27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4cdf7LGd7z
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「我不是外星人，那我下次可以去讓你朋友算命嗎？」時耀祖輕笑。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkN5b743Rwo
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「......」但莫喨一直覺得，每次都能成功誤解或斷章取義的心聽能力好像有那麼點遜。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡziOCEio4zz
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「你今天找我做什麼？」從那次垃圾因緣開始，莫喨已經被強迫跟時耀祖當好朋友總計27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkW7cJzXdkU
達第一百二十三天。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzcmfJ3cOne
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「哦，我想問你一件事情。」時耀祖此時方想起今天找莫喨的正事。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJUTjrZ4H64
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「讓你問。」反正就算不讓他問也會被逼到不得不回答。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjOODGSZ878
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「你是不是很討厭我？」時耀祖嚴肅地看著莫喨。兩隻眼直直盯著他。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡixoJ25rL0s
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「......不會啊。」雖然是個怪人，不過是不討厭。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmJG2xjiFi3
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「太好了！這麼說來你願意跟我交往囉！」27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡStcoYIandY
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時耀祖頓時眉開眼笑，愉快地抱住莫喨。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFMLnDVyM2m
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莫喨一時腦神經斷線......等等誰快告訴我我什麼時候答應要跟他交往了？27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbzY2mllQw6
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準確來說，這個人根本沒有詢問我意願吧？27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHez2jbXCSD
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「有啊。」時耀祖認真的澄清。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiCIXD2a8H0
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「什麼時候？」27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGlky00Ww0A
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「剛剛。」時耀祖面不改色，彷彿他說的是事實......才怪啦！27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0JKX2uGDxS
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到底他哪隻耳朵聽到他自己有問了啊？27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7TCxK0OtiJ
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「那我問你一個問題。」27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBn5eKl3of3
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「你問。」27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLuP9TzBeks
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「為什麼情侶會交往？」27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqkFWH32HhQ
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「啊？因為互相喜歡吧。」我哪知道。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqPrnR73G5P
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「沒錯，那我問你，討厭的相反詞是什麼？」27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQGBrpv6cbz
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「喜歡啊。」到底在廢話什麼？27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Dn1K9EuSM
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「這就對了啊！我剛剛不是問你，你是不是討厭我嗎？」時耀祖得意洋洋自信滿滿的說。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6jRvlR7wSG
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「是有這一句......」但關聯性在哪？27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRyHWq1s3B7
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「你說不討厭我。」時耀祖很興奮的強調。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPuTXtstnLz
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我是說了......欸？27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZkDLoRXuZd
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不討厭→喜歡→互相喜歡→答應交往27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7cKs9ac09D
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「沒錯，就是這樣！所以我們從今以後就是情侶關係了！」時耀祖樂呵呵的宣告。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5940M7fiIQ
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等等這也太樂觀太有自信太自我感覺良好了吧？那根本就是有問題的推論啊！27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKhWKkRJeTs
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「沒有問題啊，很合邏輯。」哪裡？27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ891o4siSNp
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「你不用想說服我啦，很有邏輯就是有，事實是不會改變的，我這個人向來擇善固執。」27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsnMIYsrh0c
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我求求你不要隨便固執，你憑什麼斷定這是擇善啊！27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqKH3IPc9tU
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「呵，喨真害羞。」時耀祖笑著親了我的臉頰，牽起我的手。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOXQ0jy0Gy8
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「為了不讓你不安，我明天就去公告讓大家知道我們在一起了。」他體貼的說。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTaXQjPvtos
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不是吧！你到底想做什麼啊？！27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgq8DRNOj47
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公然出櫃這樣真的可以嗎？這裡有這麼開放嗎？27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCcnPkMBvKU
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事實證明，莫喨還是低估了外星人的能力，也許是主角威能之類的？27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡphfA7TGOcn
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總之，偉大的學生會長在學生會專欄昭告天下、公然出櫃，27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt8WBVd40ll
居然還能受到來自各方的支持與讚嘆。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ39lvQwKYcd
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包括「勇於面對自己真實性向，也勇於承認，不讓自己屈從社會價值觀而傷害女性，真是27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBUFTTN9BXo
偉大了不起的英雄作為啊！」、「對禁忌的愛也能夠包容，真不愧是我們的學生會長啊！27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiUjyMzGOW9
」等等，諸如此類堪稱莫名其妙的歌頌詞句在校園走動總會聽到、屢見不鮮。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkIoNLSxngC
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莫喨也理所當然成為時耀祖的伴侶，經常性地(被強迫)一起出席學生會相關的各大場合。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPJApNxBPxU
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一時傳為美談。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOv3JCy9wcZ
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從此，莫喨追求平凡的夢想，徹底的猶如一江春水向東流，與平凡二字徹底絕緣。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnhjRlK0RJT
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迄今。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKbr5mwQQcR
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「那時候的喨真是很害羞呢。」憶起告白的場景，時耀祖笑得甜蜜。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWPXDP5jrKO
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「......」縱然已經隨著時間(被迫)真的對這個「情人」投入深深的感情，但莫喨心中27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBxEi2028xr
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始終有著這樣的渴望──27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8E2XUsqE7w
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「你個混帳臭石頭！！不討厭你不等於我喜歡你啊！！！」27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGnP652a1pe
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......眨眨眼，時耀祖天真無邪地看著親愛的戀人，笑了：27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3LkIUHX9gK
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「那又怎麼樣？你現在不是很愛我了嗎？」27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaijJFiQCAZ
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莫喨動作一滯，不甘心的悶聲應道：「是啦我很愛你啦......」27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJY2W7b3qxx
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「那就好啦，我也最愛你了哦，我親愛的喨。」27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR0l4aOkl6Z
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溫柔的，自信的，時耀祖給了戀人一個大大的擁抱和KISS。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxyHTUv7Ahd
不管經過怎麼樣，總之，是HAPPY ENDING就好啦。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhNk204Ebd7
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不討厭，就是有機會喜歡啊。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAFs9b7yzk1
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時耀祖，一個樂觀開朗、溫柔體貼、幽默風趣、自信滿滿、擇善固執的男人。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYKupXBaVEg
有著過目不忘的超強記憶力和讀心能力。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtpfyio1Y27
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莫喨，一個力求平凡，深受時耀祖所有優點所迫害的男人。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXWO2FsLm2u
打從愚人節那天的相遇起，日後每逢4/1都會讓他深深感受到老天給他開的大玩笑。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmIwrA5L33B
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雖然如此這般不過是很幸福的一對戀人。(現在進行式)
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迄今。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKbr5mwQQcR
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「那時候的喨真是很害羞呢。」憶起告白的場景，時耀祖笑得甜蜜。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWPXDP5jrKO
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「......」縱然已經隨著時間(被迫)真的對這個「情人」投入深深的感情，但莫喨心中27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBxEi2028xr
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始終有著這樣的渴望──27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8E2XUsqE7w
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「你個混帳臭石頭！！不討厭你不等於我喜歡你啊！！！」27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGnP652a1pe
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......眨眨眼，時耀祖天真無邪地看著親愛的戀人，笑了：27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3LkIUHX9gK
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「那又怎麼樣？你現在不是很愛我了嗎？」27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaijJFiQCAZ
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莫喨動作一滯，不甘心的悶聲應道：「是啦我很愛你啦......」27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJY2W7b3qxx
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「那就好啦，我也最愛你了哦，我親愛的喨。」27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR0l4aOkl6Z
27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLfn5PrMRIc
溫柔的，自信的，時耀祖給了戀人一個大大的擁抱和KISS。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxyHTUv7Ahd
不管經過怎麼樣，總之，是HAPPY ENDING就好啦。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhNk204Ebd7
27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfVUIOBcSX3
27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS5vqmpi4f5
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不討厭，就是有機會喜歡啊。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAFs9b7yzk1
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--27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhpVLSfYpZG
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時耀祖，一個樂觀開朗、溫柔體貼、幽默風趣、自信滿滿、擇善固執的男人。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYKupXBaVEg
有著過目不忘的超強記憶力和讀心能力。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtpfyio1Y27
27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeqbCPgJm9K
莫喨，一個力求平凡，深受時耀祖所有優點所迫害的男人。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXWO2FsLm2u
打從愚人節那天的相遇起，日後每逢4/1都會讓他深深感受到老天給他開的大玩笑。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmIwrA5L33B
27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPUGMSfbVZj
雖然如此這般不過是很幸福的一對戀人。(現在進行式)
