某天放學──
綠燈剩下十秒。96Please respect copyright.PENANAijFFMcHXrG
教官:「快點過!」96Please respect copyright.PENANA7SwAHFSc0J
狐狸:「小主,要過嗎?」96Please respect copyright.PENANAP8PE14xaR2
陌君:「不要,我跑不過。」96Please respect copyright.PENANAAEAWvdld69
狐狸:「真是一個小頹廢……」96Please respect copyright.PENANAAsXfLmk91t
陌君:「我的腳還在痛咩。」96Please respect copyright.PENANAElvqJaCtrQ
狐狸:「不,對不起,是小殘廢。」
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梓晴和白樺聊天聊到一個段落,狐狸聽到了最後一句:「他可能良心發現了吧。」96Please respect copyright.PENANAGWPE8lhHBe
狐狸:「誰良心發現了?」96Please respect copyright.PENANAsYrYtxSBCJ
梓晴:「反正不是妳,妳沒有良心,妳良心被狗吃掉了。」96Please respect copyright.PENANA0CafSZsV8C
狐狸:「我的良心怎麼了?」96Please respect copyright.PENANAqKhYYe9zXd
梓晴:「被妳的男朋友們吃掉了。」96Please respect copyright.PENANAiWc99bXpmY
狐狸:「什麼男朋友們,不要污衊我好嗎?」96Please respect copyright.PENANAuw10bA73ki
阿陌:「好像爆出了不得了的料。」96Please respect copyright.PENANAjLal1tX65W
阿狸緊張張:「厲熊厚嘎挖供清楚喔。(台語:妳最好跟我說清楚喔。)」96Please respect copyright.PENANAmiybHki6M0
阿晴晴:「妳的男朋友裡面其中一隻是狗啊,被牠吃掉了。」96Please respect copyright.PENANApjQhvXHfj7
阿狸:「晃球牙不是我男朋友!」96Please respect copyright.PENANAqJwFXpkLyF
阿晴晴:「對喔,妳現在的新歡是阿妹脛骨。」96Please respect copyright.PENANA5wXOb8P9vg
阿狸崩潰潰:「妳真的很想被咬,我的一世英名就毀在妳手裡了。」
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以上是小妖和梓晴混寫的96Please respect copyright.PENANARzPVuXCP1p
上文交很多男友什麼的都是假的,別當真唷~96Please respect copyright.PENANA6xSDKGHqQp