小王子入學第一天，王后開車送小王子到山上，一路上王后叮嚀小王子許多事情。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL3qCWrL1V8
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「小王子你到學校要好好努力唸書，將來畢業後到台雞電當工程師，年薪百萬不是夢，媽媽以後的人生就指望你，你一定要有出息。」97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP1kl3RWbSL
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「我知道了！」97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl3HcvZjIfo
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「小王子到了學校要與老師、同學好好相處，他們是你的人脈，人脈就是錢脈，建立好關係，將來有了學長姐引薦，畢業後進台雞電再也不是問題。」97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWbjgO7rQem
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「我明白了！」97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpMEgtqEzYP
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「小王子到學校如果同學欺負你，一定要告訴媽媽，媽媽會來到學校保護你，不讓你被外人欺負。」97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfmMzwLcJQI
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「知道了！媽你不用為我擔心，我會好好照顧自己，我已經滿十八。」97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUIaDAl8dcl
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「是啊！但在媽媽眼裡，你永遠都是媽媽心中的蠶寶寶。」97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2b6OBj8dPb
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小王子在王后接送下，進入了市區山上的大學。話說作者不想被寄刀片，之後姑且就叫這所大學為「山上大學」。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWO0kPRnVdT
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山上大學第一堂課，教授問學生一個問題，「畢業後你們的志向是什麼？」97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzHyqYE8vb3
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台下的大學生一片靜默，各自低頭滑手機，大概是好學求知的緣故吧！97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwiVimEdhNK
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教授又問：「你們為什麼會想就讀山上大學？又為什麼會想讀詩文系呢？」97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOfGvqsbuso
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台下的大學生依然沒有人回答，但開始交頭接耳、竊竊私語，也有部分學生仍然低頭滑手機，一頭沉浸在浩瀚的知識學問裡。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJoCcskchf8
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教授嘆了一口氣說：「你們都這麼害羞不願意回答，那我就隨機點名，順便認識一下同學。」97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJAH1qFRh1z
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教授翻開點名簿，大喊「陶淵明！」97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaO8lqK12h9
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陶淵明舉起手來喊呦！97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Ym61yhPc2
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「說說看你畢業後的志向。」97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrQU78hPkCB
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「畢業後我想當公務員，吃五斗米飯。」97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHd0heQr3w5
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「好清晰的志向，那你為什麼想考公務員？」97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXV6wh6FKIh
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「光宗耀祖。畢竟我爺爺是公務員，我爸爸是公務員，我哥哥也是公務員，我當然也必須是公務員，如果我考不上，我過年不敢回家吃年夜飯。」97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7xmLlK97Dt
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教授嘆了一口氣說：「陶淵明真是辛苦你了！」97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsCGbEXB0jP
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教授繼續點名：「李白在嗎？」李白瞬間從睡夢中驚醒。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVDFdLiGfCu
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「說說看你為什麼會來讀詩文系？」97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ59a3XAs6Fp
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李白兩眼迷茫，用看起來像是宿醉多日的菸酒嗓說：「我也不知道，分數剛好落到了就上，反正現在出社會也不知道要做什麼，不如先來讀大學，過一天算一天。」97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ70xL5TyW5k
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教授搖了搖頭，嘆口氣說：「希望你能在這三年的大學裡找到未來的志向。」97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZqKtPwlTQ9
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教授點名小王子，也只剩下小王子沒被點名，詩文系只有三名學生，其他人都選擇更有前途的理工組科系。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ98Tp9qFfWj
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「小王子你畢業後想做什麼？」97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqsyD9ULSxl
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「母后期待我畢業後進台雞電當工程師。」97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbTgrGwDtP2
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「那你自己畢業後想做什麼？」97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoG8Vr5KZbL
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「畢業後我想當吟遊詩人。」小王子說完，李白和陶淵明捧腹大笑。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡydDfu7qdkP
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「這裡沒有詩人，但是你可以流浪到淡水當街頭藝人，哈哈哈哈哈。」李白抱著肚子，笑到在地上打滾。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1qAdiXclLR
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「太不切實際了，在福爾摩沙當詩人會變死人啊啊！」陶淵明搖搖頭笑到流淚說。97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI7bmK4bqml
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只有教授熱淚盈眶，「這是我這輩子最想聽到的答案，教書那麼多年，終於有學生說他想當吟遊詩人……」97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdlBTPy7PfV
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小王子自言自語的說：大學真的好奇怪，好奇怪……97Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyWp7uCwuZ4
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