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月黑風高的夜晚,一個赤腳的貧困老人築著拐杖,來到了一座高山。8964 copyright protection193PENANAisxWxDNhDL 維尼
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高山的深處有座小木屋,看起來陰森,感覺已經很久沒人居住。8964 copyright protection193PENANAPd1azwXN5e 維尼
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「床前明月光,鞋都沒一雙,舉頭望明月,低頭……插柱香。」8964 copyright protection193PENANAiOf4RX8fQ1 維尼
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老人拿出一根細如針的鐵棒,插在地面點燃,開始禮拜。8964 copyright protection193PENANAvG9TUsIzgS 維尼
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此時,一位戴著兔子酒紅色紳士帽的男子,肩上背著一把撬棍,從深林裡走了出來。8964 copyright protection193PENANA3sDpKG9c5S 維尼
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「哪來的臭老頭?」赫姆斯看著眼前一動也不動、渾身充滿窮酸味的老人,感受到他靈魂的猴騷味。8964 copyright protection193PENANAynGqs7tBSL 維尼
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「回答啊?再不回答就吃兔兔!」赫姆斯掏出一把手槍,抵著老人的後腦勺,老人卻還是一動不動。8964 copyright protection193PENANAal2rhp3mIR 維尼
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「那麼虔誠的?」赫姆斯感到詫異,左右擺跳的來到老人面前,卻發現……8964 copyright protection193PENANAsaVXPdXahn 維尼
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老人居然在打呼。8964 copyright protection193PENANAGwjVSxlKmq 維尼
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「結果他奶奶的給我在睡覺啊!吃兔兔啦!」8964 copyright protection193PENANAd5I65X42WE 維尼
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槍聲響遍了整片森林,赫姆斯連續開了幾槍後,老人在地板翻了一圈,原地猝死。8964 copyright protection193PENANABFqt3mtLJF 維尼
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「唉,該死的,浪費我的兔兔,這種會自己去找閻王老哥玩的臭老頭,居然浪費了我8顆兔兔。」赫姆斯朝槍口吹了口氣,小小的煙霧飄散在空氣中。8964 copyright protection193PENANAyr7RXpVZHv 維尼
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赫姆斯回到小木屋,爬到二樓搞自己的「兔武器」,搞到半夜。8964 copyright protection193PENANAXzvtWhQM3G 維尼
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突然,三樓的屋頂發出震裂的聲響。8964 copyright protection193PENANAyweefPtuLr 維尼
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「誰家好人三更半夜給我玩太X達人?給我出來認罪!」赫姆斯拿起他的「兔兔火箭砲砲槍」,跑到三樓查看情況,卻發現三樓已經被翻了個底朝天。8964 copyright protection193PENANAElN2gRAIU5 維尼
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而一隻猴子背對著自己,似乎平靜的在欣賞著月亮。8964 copyright protection193PENANABf0w1w5gR5 維尼
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「俗話說的好,嫦娥奔月,玉兔搗藥。沒想到是猴子賞月,兔子火藥啊!」8964 copyright protection193PENANAr9T4yYJD08 維尼
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猴子嘴裡說著一些莫名其妙的話,連赫姆斯都聽不出來,對方究竟想要表達什麼。8964 copyright protection193PENANAeaWSOQsdgu 維尼
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「哎呀,廢話少說,我一向來者不拒的,告訴我,你來幹什麼?來預留冥界的VIP嗎?很抱歉,客滿了!上次那個蝦米甘乃……甘奶酪!他領走了。」赫姆斯嘴砲完就發射出了一發「大兔兔」。8964 copyright protection193PENANAwCvr6IdQlh 維尼
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而猴子從三樓殘餘的牆壁角落撿起了一把赫姆斯移放在那的「物理學聖劍」,將其變長,直接將「大兔兔」打飛另一個方向。8964 copyright protection193PENANATuuKlWfi84 維尼
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赫姆斯瞳孔睜大,內心感到疑惑。8964 copyright protection193PENANAkJqPfelM1n 維尼
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「不是,那物理學聖劍怎變長了?這樣還遵守『物理學』嗎?」8964 copyright protection193PENANAGhEDycgOhe 維尼
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猴子大師笑了笑,似乎覺得眼前的「同夥」很有潛能。8964 copyright protection193PENANAZpIDTTwHsk 維尼
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「看來是同道中人。我說啊,相煎何太急呢?還是你其實不喜歡香煎?我懂,像香煎雞排跟炸雞排根本不能比。」8964 copyright protection193PENANAWbW8z1Z5BP 維尼
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猴子大師幹話完便抬起物理學聖劍揮舞,並和赫姆斯過上幾招。8964 copyright protection193PENANA77IL64uhEJ 維尼
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而赫姆斯也從「兔子洞」中拿出另一把物理學聖劍,可惜沒法使出雙刀流了。8964 copyright protection193PENANAWbhzgx0aOJ 維尼
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在近戰方面,赫姆斯很快就落了下風,赫姆斯只好先倒退幾步,丟出幾枚「瘋兔牌煙霧閃光彈」,猴子大師愣了一下,但金面的效果導致煙霧彈根本對猴子大師無傷大雅,猴子大師微微一笑,很快就看清了赫姆斯的位置。8964 copyright protection193PENANAvx1GMKb7Gl 維尼
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突然,「鈴鈴鈴」,某人的電話響了。8964 copyright protection193PENANA6HjJbezuJI 維尼
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「等一下,我接個電話。」赫姆斯比了個「噓」的姿勢,接起了電話。8964 copyright protection193PENANADr6vlGjuGW 維尼
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猴子大師也很有修養,靠在變長的物理學聖劍上等著赫姆斯講完電話。8964 copyright protection193PENANAyz4CJv9XaZ 維尼
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「喂?閻王老哥啊,你說那隻猴子1000年前把自己從生死簿中的名字劃掉了?沒事沒事,我能處理。等等注意一下九九郵快遞哈。」8964 copyright protection193PENANAj9ffbKkQPO 維尼
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赫姆斯掛掉電話後,深呼吸一口氣,點了點頭,猴子大師也示意,兩人再次開戰。8964 copyright protection193PENANAc9qbxVGKoR 維尼
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一樣由猴子大師佔據上風,但很快事情有了轉機,赫姆斯看準時機,一個健步跳躍,伸出手觸摸了一下猴子大師的頭部,猴子大師頓時覺得全身輕飄飄的,定神一看才發現自己靈魂出竅了。8964 copyright protection193PENANA1xDOOSjHFz 維尼
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「大哥,這樣不有趣喔。」猴子大師看著自己的狀態納悶道。8964 copyright protection193PENANAvkwNHjQZXF 維尼
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「真的嗎?那我就勉強為了你,換種模式吧,有沒有愛上我?啾咪。」8964 copyright protection193PENANARlThEmzNUU 維尼
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赫姆斯進入了猴子大師靈魂的「心靈寺」,將靈魂出竅的猴子大師蒙蔽雙眼,猴子大師再次睜開眼時,被壓在了五指山下。8964 copyright protection193PENANAycadUuBCEK 維尼
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「喂!你是不是搞錯了什麼!如來『如』果沒『來』,就不可能有人被壓在這!」8964 copyright protection193PENANAZD3zRfR3vm 維尼
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「噓,親愛的,你現在只是靈魂,而現在我只要把你捆在這裡1分鐘,我就贏了。」赫姆斯露出瘋狂的笑容,像在觀賞動物一樣注視著猴子大師。8964 copyright protection193PENANAEfky6aHouo 維尼
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「那你要完大蛋了!不對,是煎蛋!因為你去錯『心靈寺』了,這裡壓根不是我的『心靈寺』。」8964 copyright protection193PENANARPh2JocMRN 維尼
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猴子大師話音剛落,一道金光降了下來,一個身穿鎖子黃金甲,手持真正的「如意金箍棒」的猴子,眼顯金光,嘴角嘲諷的笑容,散發無比的自信。8964 copyright protection193PENANA6TmahKGhVM 維尼
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赫姆斯一瞬間好像明白了些什麼,看著眼前的人,無奈的瘋狂仰頭大笑。8964 copyright protection193PENANAB4XSj0dSxl 維尼
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「誰在這撒野?沒見過你爺爺發飆?俺老孫為——孫悟空!」8964 copyright protection193PENANAAXfxn0gjOk 維尼
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而猴子大師也不知何時出現在了赫姆斯身後。8964 copyright protection193PENANA4T0bq1bLwk 維尼
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「現在知道了嗎?看來連你的『閻王親』也搞錯了呢。」8964 copyright protection193PENANAmXOvvkgIR9 維尼
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猴子大師似乎聽到了你的疑惑,走向螢幕前,盯著你看。8964 copyright protection193PENANABIUGiiD2DN 維尼
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「你問我為什麼猴子大師的靈魂會有孫悟空的『心靈寺』?這就要聽我娓娓道來了。」8964 copyright protection193PENANAhZDqb6vtSO 維尼
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「我100年前照著西遊記的路線走了一遍,還真給我遇到了如來,並見到了我一生的偶像——鬥戰聖佛,才發現我從『戲外』,不小心進入了『戲內』,這都是太過於投入故事的後果,最後我獲得了孫悟空的認可,帶著他的心靈寺到了戲外。」8964 copyright protection193PENANAqbMn9umenA 維尼
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「懂了嗎?」8964 copyright protection193PENANA1Lxu59NDAA 維尼
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猴子大師朝螢幕前的你微微一笑,便往後跑到赫姆斯面前。8964 copyright protection193PENANAjA0AeUelde 維尼
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此時兩人逃脫了心靈寺,而猴子大師也回到了自己的軀殼。8964 copyright protection193PENANAfopYDcG4JG 維尼
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「有意思……呵哈哈哈哈!」赫姆斯在原地抱著頭,天空下起了暴雨。8964 copyright protection193PENANAVf4O6m0npe 維尼
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「你是我遇過最有趣的靈魂!甚至……連人類都不是!」8964 copyright protection193PENANAL7iWZLOMMQ 維尼
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猴子大師不曉得這句話是褒是貶,挖了挖鼻孔,丟了顆鼻屎過去。8964 copyright protection193PENANAaEwkVOSdzf 維尼
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「他奶奶的等我中二完啊!」赫姆斯氣的掏出手槍來往猴子大師掃射,而猴子大師似乎覺得無聊了,翻了個筋斗後以最快速的語速開始唸佛經,天上憑空出現了金黃色的巨足,將赫姆斯狠狠踩在腳底。8964 copyright protection193PENANAWFKuofahie 維尼
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而猴子大師在沉睡前穿越到了未來,坐在熟悉的街道。8964 copyright protection193PENANAm30IddqYD1 維尼
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「唉,看來那個人要被壓在『五腳山』下一陣子了,嘻嘻嘻。」8964 copyright protection193PENANA7g98KUV5xb 維尼
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另一頭的赫姆斯靈魂出竅,並離開了「五腳山」底下,再連同本體穿越出來。8964 copyright protection193PENANApgYMo0jY9z 維尼
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「哪有人用那麼大的腳做按摩啊!」赫姆斯注意到了盤坐在地面的猴子大師,微微一笑,勾出了他的靈魂,並丟出了一顆「拘魂寶貝球」,收服了猴子大師的「變體」。8964 copyright protection193PENANAVTzpfdRGFt 維尼
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「唉,看來那個人要被壓在『五腳山』下一陣子了,嘻嘻嘻。」8964 copyright protection193PENANAH2Yn1oJmjP 維尼
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此時,遠處走來了一個帶著酒紅色兔子紳士帽的男子,腰間的手槍已蓄勢待發。8964 copyright protection193PENANAnA08oVcwxM 維尼
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赫姆斯路過時看到猴子大師,驚訝的大喊一聲:「畜牲!」8964 copyright protection193PENANA1c9Mfi4fEb 維尼
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「罵誰呢!」猴子大師順勢站起身來,看到赫姆斯後也愣了一下。8964 copyright protection193PENANAuLrdNtfyMz 維尼
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不是,我才剛穿越過來就碰到他是什麼意思?8964 copyright protection193PENANA7ZC9Fo2LMO 維尼
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「你怎麼在這!」赫姆斯感到詫異,望著自己手中的寶貝球,遲遲無法接受現實。8964 copyright protection193PENANAko42QSLKzX 維尼
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「哎呀,有緣千里來相會,無緣對面……來相殺。」8964 copyright protection193PENANAnCP8iDTgX3 維尼
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猴子大師唱完七字調後,無奈的笑了笑。8964 copyright protection193PENANApBCM3QhT2A 維尼
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