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猴子大師被找去煉丹,結果根本在胡搞,於是失敗了。8964 copyright protection172PENANAZ9oe9lPC4r 維尼
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「找我煉丹?真的假的。」8964 copyright protection172PENANAzPmgFkkTqv 維尼
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猴子大師撓了撓頭皮,看著眼前拿著毛筆的老人,疑惑的問道。8964 copyright protection172PENANA3Qh9N1sEsY 維尼
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「你以為我很想找你嗎?要不是某個傻蛋把煉丹爐丟去酒吞童子的領地,不然我早就自己煉了。」8964 copyright protection172PENANAEs7ARI4L9x 維尼
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猴子大師想了想,問道:「你是要煉什麼丹?這麼緊急的要煉出來?」8964 copyright protection172PENANAvLzKlFPHJZ 維尼
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老煉丹士沒有回答,但眼神卻飄向別處,很明顯那顆丹藥對他而言有著不同的意義。8964 copyright protection172PENANArio10TlbXp 維尼
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猴子大師見老煉丹士沒打算向自己明說,撇過頭罵道:「不明說老子不幫!」8964 copyright protection172PENANAOskZOUiXsj 維尼
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老煉丹士當場急了,連忙勸道:「你這猴怎這麼大脾氣呢?幫個忙做個善事不好嗎?」8964 copyright protection172PENANAmpJquv5Phw 維尼
「當我做慈善的?沒聽過這句話嗎?『天下沒有白吃的午餐』,我可不是白痴!你至少要拿出能夠讓我吃午餐的酬勞吧!」8964 copyright protection172PENANAjGc2YWzh8U 維尼
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見猴子大師如此絕情,老煉丹士無奈的嘆了口氣,揮了揮毛筆,畫出一道墨影,並走入墨水中,離去前說了句:「你若能煉成那丹,我就幫你修煉出火眼金睛。」8964 copyright protection172PENANA5DqTpmfyzF 維尼
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聽到這裡猴子大師心動了,拿起旁邊的拐杖,將拐杖伸長變成一把長棍,準備前去酒吞童子的領地煉丹。8964 copyright protection172PENANApWSK6tVmi8 維尼
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到了酒吞童子的領地後,猴子大師看到了娜充滿中式氣息的煉丹爐。8964 copyright protection172PENANANP7EfEzfb9 維尼
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猴子大師偷偷摸摸的走過去,將老道士給自己的材料像倒垃圾一樣通通倒出來,並隨意的扔在骯髒的地面上。8964 copyright protection172PENANAwrPRrXq96a 維尼
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「酒吞童子老哥應該不會介意我借用一下吧。」猴子大師暗自嘀咕,並開始研究如何開啟煉丹爐。8964 copyright protection172PENANAzuhuDntTJs 維尼
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「這要怎麼用啊?」8964 copyright protection172PENANAtWS0F1Cz3r 維尼
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猴子大師找了半天,發現煉丹爐的後面有一個黑色的按鈕開關,就像普通的瓦斯爐一樣,一按,煉丹爐裡頭的火焰就旺盛的升了起來。8964 copyright protection172PENANAZH8f7k36pn 維尼
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「這麼現代化的嗎?現在的道士煉丹都需要插電了是不是?」8964 copyright protection172PENANA2MbTwcjNhg 維尼
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猴子大師拿出手機,看了眼老道士傳給自己的訊息,頓時感到眼花撩亂。8964 copyright protection172PENANAJ8NKlsf6uT 維尼
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「不是,哪有人說明書寫文言文啊!你以為是明代的武俠小說是不是啊!」8964 copyright protection172PENANAfamkJkKuuI 維尼
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猴子大師氣的關掉手機,一股腦地把所有材料通通丟進鍋裡,煉丹爐開始發出「啵啵」聲響,下一秒,煉丹爐的底部不知開啟了什麼模式,變成了推進器「咻」的一聲飛走了。8964 copyright protection172PENANAUKUj6zRD8Y 維尼
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猴子大師詫異的看著天上那遙遠的星河,煉丹爐製造出的煙霧成了唯一顯現的一條灰色,看起來有夠違和。8964 copyright protection172PENANA5effypEnSa 維尼
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「算了,就當作是給外星人的見面禮吧。」猴子大師拿著長棍敲了敲自己的肩膀,準備回去和老道士宣告失敗。8964 copyright protection172PENANAddLkIUHIhv 維尼
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但火眼金睛必須拿到。8964 copyright protection172PENANAmSbfFZf5Pu 維尼
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回到熟悉的街道,老煉丹士早已在那等候。8964 copyright protection172PENANAepyv2pVCnE 維尼
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「拿到丹藥了嗎?」8964 copyright protection172PENANAGDDBYdb5xA 維尼
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見老煉丹士如此關心,猴子大師拿出他精心準備的「彈藥」,並拍了拍老煉丹士的肩膀,給了個「心安啦。」的眼神。8964 copyright protection172PENANAQVewm8lYLr 維尼
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老煉丹士看著「彈藥」猶豫不決,但猴子大師不給老煉丹士機會,一口氣塞進了他的嘴裡。8964 copyright protection172PENANAaVgtuTs2Qy 維尼
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「怎麼有股火藥味?」老煉丹士抱怨道。8964 copyright protection172PENANAouYCGA3cr5 維尼
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猴子大師吹了吹口哨,並向老煉丹士說道:「喂,我丹藥拿來了,我的火眼金睛呢?」8964 copyright protection172PENANAA0kLnoDEYg 維尼
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老煉丹士比了個「Ok」的手勢,拿起打火機直接往猴子大師的眼睛燒。8964 copyright protection172PENANAVejqZw5aYp 維尼
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「幹什麼!」8964 copyright protection172PENANAsqCEcKBrpi 維尼
「不都是這麼煉的嗎?」8964 copyright protection172PENANABiPfY04ANn 維尼
「拿哪來的冒牌煉丹士啊!」8964 copyright protection172PENANACGh6q3Jy0M 維尼
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猴子大師失望的嘆了口氣,咒罵道:「祝你長命百歲啦!」便拍拍屁股走人了。8964 copyright protection172PENANABtWjMJxgKj 維尼
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老煉丹士覺得奇怪,也不追究,心滿意足的回到家⋯⋯8964 copyright protection172PENANAQOlt7Xg2pv 維尼
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蹲廁所。8964 copyright protection172PENANAvWcw4kTzQK 維尼
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沒蹲多久,老煉丹士便開始拉肚子。8964 copyright protection172PENANAxacCHvCraj 維尼
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「哎呀,便秘了那麼久,終於是通暢了啊。」8964 copyright protection172PENANAfa3GQuEeXL 維尼
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突然,老煉丹士想要放個屁,一放不得了,一道槍聲從屁股傳來,馬桶裂成了碎塊。8964 copyright protection172PENANArxBZMNBJFh 維尼
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「他奶奶的!」8964 copyright protection172PENANAMcXvCsKfmt 維尼
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猴子大師在老煉丹士家旁偷聽,嘻嘻笑道:「看來煉成了『槍屁』啊!嘻嘻嘻嘻。」8964 copyright protection172PENANA5DWIoT5pvr 維尼
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