「我住進你家?」阿成問,想確定自己沒有聽錯。97Please respect copyright.PENANAVryIitbNtT
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「對。公司和家距離只有五分鐘車程,由我親自接送。問題解決。」黎曼姿攤攤手。97Please respect copyright.PENANAiscxgEMIqO
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「我,一個男人,搬進你家,沒問題嗎?」97Please respect copyright.PENANAkYcgvPGcRE
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「你有問題?」97Please respect copyright.PENANAUlnApJ7zlC
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「你沒想過我可能是變態殺手,可能在家綁起你殺死你?你認識我不過兩個禮拜。」嚴格來說,也算不上認識。97Please respect copyright.PENANAtZpVbGnMhv
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「你是變態殺手嗎?」97Please respect copyright.PENANAzGh4kXqKLH
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「不是。」97Please respect copyright.PENANAjc0wrjojOz
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「那不就沒有問題了嗎?」97Please respect copyright.PENANA8fWAAkShxR
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不得不承認,黎曼姿這種直爽的個性有它的魅力。97Please respect copyright.PENANAFVFJ1SoZIl
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「我們的關係要提早升到下一級。一會兒,你離開天高之後,傳短訊向我表白。」黎曼姿說。97Please respect copyright.PENANAK5IcgdNWHa
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「表白?」97Please respect copyright.PENANAGxs6LN7gCR
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「我們要提前成為情侶,要用短訊留下證據。這樣的話,我們一星期後——在你開始上班之前——變成同居情侶就顯得合情合理了。」97Please respect copyright.PENANAI8sDT6AgKL
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「我們拍拖一星期,然後同居,這樣都合情合理?」97Please respect copyright.PENANAOocEMX70wT
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「你囉嗦的地方很多耶,」黎曼姿抱怨起來,「不過這部份可能真的需要多一點說服力。」97Please respect copyright.PENANAehPxRKf8jT
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她雙臂交疊抱在胸前沉思一會。97Please respect copyright.PENANANHQf4c1m0Q
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「這樣吧,今天你向我表白,明天約我看電影,我說我最近很忙。後天你再約我吃飯,我還是推說很忙,然後你說『你很想見我』,我說『抱歉最近真的太忙了,真的真的抽不出時間』,這樣來來回回幾天,最後我提議同居,用同居這個方法解決我們沒空見面的問題。97Please respect copyright.PENANAdjIN76Q9vy
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這樣鋪陳,夠說服力了吧?」97Please respect copyright.PENANA97lXzYRcYD
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「所以我角色是一個黏人的男朋友?」97Please respect copyright.PENANAkC7yI0nAuJ
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「嗯,你看起來不像,這樣有反差。生育試考官多數是女人,她會超愛這種設定。」97Please respect copyright.PENANA6pvdpKjMbA
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「你怎麼不去做編劇呢?」97Please respect copyright.PENANAHvcNfaDoPo
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「神沒替我選那條路。」97Please respect copyright.PENANAKMzvpB0X9q
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「所以你真的想過做編劇?」97Please respect copyright.PENANARWqf2N6h0p
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「我本來想讀電影。」黎曼姿突然讚許地點頭。「對了,就是這樣,你要對我的事感興趣。」97Please respect copyright.PENANASr7f85HpXF
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阿成不知道該接什麼話,於是問:「表白的短訊,你想怎樣寫?」97Please respect copyright.PENANAgmJFcPen6I
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「只要是表白的短訊,怎樣寫都可以。然後你要每天傳短訊約我出來,我會拒絕你,你要一直約、一直約,直到我提出同居建議為止。」97Please respect copyright.PENANAZA6009PER8
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「對了,既然同居,我們是不是要談談房租?」97Please respect copyright.PENANAGSDAnbY7ck
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「房租是你薪金的一半,包水電煤和上網費。衣服分開洗。不能帶任何人回家。其他規矩等你搬進來再說。」黎曼姿在阿成開口前,繼續說:「不要想跟我討價還價,你欠我很多人情。」再下重音補一句:「太多人情。」97Please respect copyright.PENANAiDIOTW1O0S
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「我來天高工作,這是你要求的。」97Please respect copyright.PENANAirt6IYnZ6B
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「保送你兩位朋友進天高陪你上班,也是我要求的?」黎曼姿反問。97Please respect copyright.PENANAZf9oaeEZil
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阿成於是閉上嘴,雖然很想澄清其中一位不是他朋友,不過也沒關係了。97Please respect copyright.PENANAyEFSNg4DV6
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「西裝是你自己的嗎?還是借來的?」黎曼姿問。97Please respect copyright.PENANAMvSvgb0lGy
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「我姐結婚時買的。」97Please respect copyright.PENANAU8BoGGWGGY
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「哦。」黎曼姿點點頭,「面試就這樣,如無意外,HR最快明天會打電話給你。」97Please respect copyright.PENANAU2kAWWeFE4
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阿成離開後,黎曼姿去了一趟洗手間,看着鏡子裡的自己皮膚恢復明亮彈性,自從她和阿成談判成功,決定合作後,啟示夢就不再出現了。97Please respect copyright.PENANA9VrBL69RQv
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手機響起有短訊的提示音。黎曼姿一看,果然是阿成的短訊。97Please respect copyright.PENANAkzYjNQgS8i
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「多謝你幫了我很多,以後多多指教。」97Please respect copyright.PENANA6s5KgQkSab
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這是他們商量好傳出來的表白短訊嗎?還是他真的感謝我?黎曼姿有點摸不清這個短訊的動機。97Please respect copyright.PENANAX4QGr2yLeN
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她每隔一小時左右就點開手機螢幕看看有沒有新的訊息。97Please respect copyright.PENANA2n6gJJXGAh
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沒有。97Please respect copyright.PENANANZNGQ9z7mY
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再過一小時,還是沒有。97Please respect copyright.PENANAmZaMkAQ0o9
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這種等候後續行動的心情,還真像期待心儀對方傳訊息給自己的心情。97Please respect copyright.PENANA4E3ZQQxydk
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所以現在輪到自己回覆嗎?以哪個身份回覆呢?真正的黎曼姿,還是劇本角色裡喜歡阿成的黎曼姿?97Please respect copyright.PENANAFbRTTnmDgk
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「是你我才會幫。」黎曼姿還挑了一個雙眼冒心的貼圖。自己都覺得肉麻就對了。97Please respect copyright.PENANAsGCEzD6OtE
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「不如你做我女朋友?」97Please respect copyright.PENANAjGGF4SdDKI
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這句說話,怎麼說呢,即使知道只是一場戲,這句話還是帶有相當份量。