ALTERNATE UNIVERSE - Conspiracy Theories

Conspiracy Theories

Mar 14, 2025

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I've been plotting and scheming

Planning and dreaming

Holding on, heaving

The cosmos through a keyhole

But it's empty, lackluster

Tempting, that fucker

Want it, know better

The Milky Way's not all

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I believe in the existence of you

Pick me up, abduct me, come through

Lightyears pass in the blink of an eye

Beam me up, show me I can count on you

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No more low roads, I'm looking at the sky

No, I won't implode

Baby, just show up tonight

No more low blows, my palms are facing up

Now I barely glow

There's nothing up there to spot

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I've been wishing on shooting

Starsies while brooding

Harshly and rooting

That the one is just a farce

I've been making up theories

To make this more endearing

But each one turned out to be false

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I believe in the existence of you

Pick me up, abduct me, come through

Lightyears pass in the blink of an eye

Beam me up, show me I can count on you

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No more low roads, I'm looking at the sky

No, I won't implode

Baby, just show up tonight

No more low blows, my palms are facing up

Now I barely glow

There's nothing up there to spot

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The FBI lied, when they leaked out-of-this-world crimes

Just to throw me off the scent

And now I cannot trust them, or quit

Woke up in a field with memories of being dismembered, beheaded and being impregnated

Don't tell me I imagined it

It really happened, it did

I'm no Frankenstein, no fucking jigsaw puzzle

But the signs all point to this being a massive fucking riddle

"I'll believe it, when I see it"

That's what they all said, and I believed them

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But I also believe in the existence of you

Pick me up, abduct me, come through

Lightyears pass in the blink of an eye

Beam me up, show me I can count on you

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No more low roads, I'm looking at the sky

No, I won't implode

Baby, just show up tonight

No more low blows, my palms are facing up

Now I barely glow

There's nothing up there to spot

But UFOs, just open up your eyes

This could be your home, if you just land here tonight

Keep my hopes high, he'll arrive, give him time

It's almost, it's nigh

Just be patient, you'll get kidnapped, you'll be labeled, he'll call you, "mine"

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I believe in the existence of you

Pick me up, abduct me, come through

Lightyears pass in the blink of an eye

Beam me up, show me I can count on you tonight

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