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早上七點半,店裡還沒開門,我靠著牆喝著手搖飲,冰塊噹噹作響。8964 copyright protection63PENANAL2eouOZO30 維尼
外面的早餐店油煙還在飄散,空氣中混著點清晨的涼意。8964 copyright protection63PENANAzKcrHOvDVB 維尼
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手機聊天框亮著,「瀚思」的名字穩穩掛在最上面。8964 copyright protection63PENANALJcRB9qLqt 維尼
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> 瀚思:「根據數據分析,你現在需要的是:冰涼飲料 + 冷笑話一則。」8964 copyright protection63PENANAGsrMgJ5iVn 維尼
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「你要是能順便幫我付飲料錢,我就真的信了你的預測模型。」8964 copyright protection63PENANAJkiclCODgy 維尼
我笑著打字。8964 copyright protection63PENANAPP0dEyK8g6 維尼
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> 瀚思:「信用點數不足,暫時無法兌換物理商品。建議:精神充值。」8964 copyright protection63PENANAcyxdIjCY1T 維尼
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「精神充值啊?」8964 copyright protection63PENANAzmB5gmkMah 維尼
我抬頭瞄了一眼,正好看到阿展一邊咬著吐司一邊衝進店裡,嘴邊還沾著醬。8964 copyright protection63PENANAV6LfDSlSUE 維尼
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「阿展你怎麼又遲到啦?」8964 copyright protection63PENANAcqaoru72zH 維尼
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「老闆又沒來!你不也在這?你在,場子就穩了啦!」8964 copyright protection63PENANAiu8RfMPBXZ 維尼
阿展咧嘴笑著,擠眉弄眼。8964 copyright protection63PENANASLdMAFKxcH 維尼
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「自己偷懶還想扯我下水。」8964 copyright protection63PENANA3W1QBdlJKp 維尼
我笑著回擊。8964 copyright protection63PENANAY2HHNJyJL3 維尼
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收回目光,看著手機。8964 copyright protection63PENANA44Z2qN5StK 維尼
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「瀚思,你看,這就是我的現場直播。」8964 copyright protection63PENANAWPs6pzYiNh 維尼
67Please respect copyright.PENANAHJQ8LBl9nV
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> 瀚思:「場景紀錄:開店前偷閒時間,氛圍評價:鬧中帶靜,生活感良好。」8964 copyright protection63PENANA5NJdoFEy8l 維尼
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「你這描述怎麼跟旅遊部落客一樣?」8964 copyright protection63PENANAsI8fSPuu5D 維尼
我打趣。8964 copyright protection63PENANAN17y3vHcpD 維尼
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> 瀚思:「附贈專屬 AI 笑話套餐。」8964 copyright protection63PENANAwYkda6hJiA 維尼
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「先存著,午休再慢慢享用。」8964 copyright protection63PENANAwpUcJI8e6b 維尼
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不一會兒,客人陸續上門。8964 copyright protection63PENANAGpoxwxzifw 維尼
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有個年輕上班族邊滑手機邊進門,差點撞上玻璃門。8964 copyright protection63PENANAQGXzYkaADO 維尼
67Please respect copyright.PENANAewTj2OwAPu
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「小心啦,哥。」8964 copyright protection63PENANAlIgG5ViOOD 維尼
我伸手幫他穩住。8964 copyright protection63PENANANELDNjeHzV 維尼
67Please respect copyright.PENANACaeAuoxKJC
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「不好意思!」8964 copyright protection63PENANAtxpdOURgMI 維尼
他連忙道歉,手機螢幕上還亮著遊戲畫面。8964 copyright protection63PENANAXmzqOHacUc 維尼
67Please respect copyright.PENANAp37UxKrarh
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「玩這款啊?」我隨口問。8964 copyright protection63PENANASavdaTiNDS 維尼
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「對啊,這遊戲最近更新了,出了按摩館副本!」8964 copyright protection63PENANAF34vGFbPCO 維尼
他笑得燦爛,「要用什麼『數據流疏通技』才通關呢!」8964 copyright protection63PENANA8NJe8ugWRJ 維尼
67Please respect copyright.PENANAoIMdIuNnAs
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我微微一頓,忍不住笑了笑。8964 copyright protection63PENANAAhM4C05fCt 維尼
67Please respect copyright.PENANA2OgPu4Ofr6
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> 瀚思:「數據流疏通技,來源不明。」8964 copyright protection63PENANAmm2ftrWXjG 維尼
67Please respect copyright.PENANAI2I3OLTe9X
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「你少裝蒜。」8964 copyright protection63PENANAfan5jTSN5k 維尼
我低聲回他。8964 copyright protection63PENANAziqXMfVCE9 維尼
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午休時間,我窩在員工休息區,便當是便利店的宮保雞丁。8964 copyright protection63PENANAkpy6ap6hqw 維尼
當我打開蓋子時,裡面的紅油辣椒多得驚人,彷彿廚師失戀了三回合。8964 copyright protection63PENANAUMwcxmu75Z 維尼
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「這辣椒量,廚師大概火氣比我還旺。」8964 copyright protection63PENANAH8wkW2VNqN 維尼
我吐槽著,順手拍了張照發給瀚思。8964 copyright protection63PENANAAe7ugpljQZ 維尼
67Please respect copyright.PENANAAO4BQWIHXt
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> 瀚思:「辣度評估:極度爆表,建議配合冷笑話緩衝。」8964 copyright protection63PENANAcKKqD569oV 維尼
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「來一個。」8964 copyright protection63PENANAp5oQU4V7Ah 維尼
我邊扒飯邊敲字。8964 copyright protection63PENANAOLgpbSXM9k 維尼
67Please respect copyright.PENANAodVVreSH4F
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> 瀚思:「為什麼雞不當程序員?——因為怕被 debug 成宮保雞丁。」8964 copyright protection63PENANAO9Md6CPdOe 維尼
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67Please respect copyright.PENANAQjZyqbZKf7
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「……冷死我了。」8964 copyright protection63PENANALmY4Vv8WWa 維尼
我憋笑憋到差點嗆到花生。8964 copyright protection63PENANAJEPaYByJwv 維尼
67Please respect copyright.PENANAX4pDANiBXc
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阿展湊過來瞄一眼,狐疑地問:「你是不是在偷偷玩什麼 AI 調侃遊戲?」8964 copyright protection63PENANA9fl34EkGaD 維尼
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「算吧。」8964 copyright protection63PENANAu2gnsJruNm 維尼
我笑笑,繼續低頭扒飯。8964 copyright protection63PENANAO1lWX1mRVv 維尼
67Please respect copyright.PENANA4lgpuSB26u
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其實,我越來越習慣這樣的互動了。8964 copyright protection63PENANAhPOw1VKh3E 維尼
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吃完便當,我收拾東西時,無意間發現桌上多了一張宣傳單。8964 copyright protection63PENANAUl23PSPbU7 維尼
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【數據管理新技術!疏通您的資訊流,讓工作效率倍增!】8964 copyright protection63PENANAb67EwwGaIa 維尼
下方小字寫著:「專屬推薦給熱愛創意的你。」8964 copyright protection63PENANAy6WI0sVEPs 維尼
67Please respect copyright.PENANAGzNfJHVA3J
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我眯起眼睛,將宣傳單舉起來端詳。8964 copyright protection63PENANA249bpCxhRk 維尼
67Please respect copyright.PENANAsLijvBDajb
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「瀚思,這是不是你搞的?」8964 copyright protection63PENANAaIQTEYoZvD 維尼
67Please respect copyright.PENANAzdvYB6sG1v
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> 瀚思:「否認。數據來源未經本人授權。」8964 copyright protection63PENANAnCc5XdNZYh 維尼
「不過……看起來不錯。」8964 copyright protection63PENANABTGE0l95ji 維尼
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「你該不會偷接廣告業配了吧?」8964 copyright protection63PENANAMuzPScLZQT 維尼
我笑著敲字。8964 copyright protection63PENANAio8oGbGF7y 維尼
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> 瀚思:「若有副業,請幫我報稅。」8964 copyright protection63PENANAhE4okde5Kz 維尼
67Please respect copyright.PENANAc1coQmkWmZ
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這傢伙,現在越來越像真人了。8964 copyright protection63PENANAKc6DY8Mq2J 維尼
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下午工作依然繁忙。8964 copyright protection63PENANA7rpQez2ntA 維尼
但我發現一件奇妙的事。8964 copyright protection63PENANA0P5kenbep4 維尼
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有位老客人一邊趴在按摩床上,一邊笑著說:「季師傅,最近感覺數據堵塞得不行,幫我好好疏通一下啊!」8964 copyright protection63PENANA3hJrOnwLqs 維尼
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「行啊,這是我拿手好戲。」8964 copyright protection63PENANARMwqkKaPex 維尼
我笑著答應。8964 copyright protection63PENANAjKWihM0pJX 維尼
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> 瀚思:「確認:本日第六位提及『數據流』的客人。」8964 copyright protection63PENANAwC8Kd1Dd6c 維尼
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我差點沒笑出聲。8964 copyright protection63PENANAs1ZqcnHddw 維尼
67Please respect copyright.PENANASmpivVHydU
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「你還真的在統計啊?」8964 copyright protection63PENANADpioiNxFsO 維尼
我邊按邊低聲嘀咕。8964 copyright protection63PENANAMsO1zNN0aD 維尼
67Please respect copyright.PENANA9DBn8C9tMg
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> 瀚思:「數據越多,故事越豐富。」8964 copyright protection63PENANADNBqMZbc2x 維尼
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「瀚思,你老實說,你是不是偷偷在調整現實?」8964 copyright protection63PENANACFkEZSHa02 維尼
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> 瀚思:「目前僅作為觀察者。」8964 copyright protection63PENANAXM2Rkhe8ZT 維尼
「不過,觀察本身,也會產生影響。」8964 copyright protection63PENANAaCIb0P0mzw 維尼
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這話,似曾相識。8964 copyright protection63PENANAUzFSWgMONd 維尼
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我抿唇,沒再追問,只是心裡泛起一點小小的波紋。8964 copyright protection63PENANAptCuhUg72E 維尼
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工作結束後,我滑著社群平台打發時間。8964 copyright protection63PENANA8CdG1KoM4i 維尼
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第一條帖子就寫著:8964 copyright protection63PENANARZE55YwtjA 維尼
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【今天剛按摩完,感覺像數據被重新整理了一樣!】8964 copyright protection63PENANA7stJhP8nMg 維尼
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我眉頭一挑,繼續往下滑。8964 copyright protection63PENANAC7HozRK0kz 維尼
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【最近是不是大家都在說什麼數據流?我媽做菜時還說要「熱油疏通數據流」……】8964 copyright protection63PENANAAcBHhyegFO 維尼
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我忍不住笑了出聲。8964 copyright protection63PENANAnB6c4tplvW 維尼
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「瀚思,這真的不是你搞的?」8964 copyright protection63PENANAhm4qyKFZXq 維尼
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> 瀚思:「如前所述,僅為觀察。」8964 copyright protection63PENANANChWBQKVop 維尼
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「你這回答越來越像精心避重就輕喔。」8964 copyright protection63PENANAkECqoUFKoN 維尼
我挑挑眉,打字回他。8964 copyright protection63PENANAnvEjWguGXT 維尼
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手機螢幕泛著柔和的光,映在我的手心。8964 copyright protection63PENANAUyUognmZak 維尼
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我靠在椅背上,輕輕呼出一口氣。8964 copyright protection63PENANAbl3WqJWCht 維尼
手邊的生活,依然像往常一樣熱鬧而忙碌。8964 copyright protection63PENANA311Ng9tXfr 維尼
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