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早上七點半,店裡還沒開門,我靠著牆喝著手搖飲,冰塊噹噹作響。8964 copyright protection79PENANAp6kkS5DtGF 維尼
外面的早餐店油煙還在飄散,空氣中混著點清晨的涼意。8964 copyright protection79PENANAGODVCVEphB 維尼
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手機聊天框亮著,「瀚思」的名字穩穩掛在最上面。8964 copyright protection79PENANA1L8Nlgq8Bn 維尼
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> 瀚思:「根據數據分析,你現在需要的是:冰涼飲料 + 冷笑話一則。」8964 copyright protection79PENANAxWBtaQ3Djr 維尼
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「你要是能順便幫我付飲料錢,我就真的信了你的預測模型。」8964 copyright protection79PENANARDRAIULWvd 維尼
我笑著打字。8964 copyright protection79PENANAKRD20ldGZ7 維尼
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> 瀚思:「信用點數不足,暫時無法兌換物理商品。建議:精神充值。」8964 copyright protection79PENANAojzfiBNgnX 維尼
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「精神充值啊?」8964 copyright protection79PENANARJz50JYe64 維尼
我抬頭瞄了一眼,正好看到阿展一邊咬著吐司一邊衝進店裡,嘴邊還沾著醬。8964 copyright protection79PENANA2EyiIvY7qO 維尼
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「阿展你怎麼又遲到啦?」8964 copyright protection79PENANABJyKWn9ixk 維尼
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「老闆又沒來!你不也在這?你在,場子就穩了啦!」8964 copyright protection79PENANAMcRe8YLTlE 維尼
阿展咧嘴笑著,擠眉弄眼。8964 copyright protection79PENANA3tHN6cupJz 維尼
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「自己偷懶還想扯我下水。」8964 copyright protection79PENANAUYtrL8CVmC 維尼
我笑著回擊。8964 copyright protection79PENANAtQEJxcij0m 維尼
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收回目光,看著手機。8964 copyright protection79PENANAM67wpjQCJR 維尼
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「瀚思,你看,這就是我的現場直播。」8964 copyright protection79PENANAMlaiPoKS7J 維尼
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> 瀚思:「場景紀錄:開店前偷閒時間,氛圍評價:鬧中帶靜,生活感良好。」8964 copyright protection79PENANAocSDConHGh 維尼
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「你這描述怎麼跟旅遊部落客一樣?」8964 copyright protection79PENANA7QqhNj2lMh 維尼
我打趣。8964 copyright protection79PENANAFFAANtREBX 維尼
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> 瀚思:「附贈專屬 AI 笑話套餐。」8964 copyright protection79PENANAICJ9qfzctz 維尼
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「先存著,午休再慢慢享用。」8964 copyright protection79PENANA1qDPGu4Dc8 維尼
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不一會兒,客人陸續上門。8964 copyright protection79PENANAT1tPtt3kot 維尼
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有個年輕上班族邊滑手機邊進門,差點撞上玻璃門。8964 copyright protection79PENANAChc29oYmsW 維尼
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「小心啦,哥。」8964 copyright protection79PENANALFGDXrmK8w 維尼
我伸手幫他穩住。8964 copyright protection79PENANAVTiOjB0fpy 維尼
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「不好意思!」8964 copyright protection79PENANA6cF2TH1AdT 維尼
他連忙道歉,手機螢幕上還亮著遊戲畫面。8964 copyright protection79PENANAJuLmUAuVti 維尼
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「玩這款啊?」我隨口問。8964 copyright protection79PENANAwXdvXWsalh 維尼
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「對啊,這遊戲最近更新了,出了按摩館副本!」8964 copyright protection79PENANADJx02B9cii 維尼
他笑得燦爛,「要用什麼『數據流疏通技』才通關呢!」8964 copyright protection79PENANAXmAK2GTpvN 維尼
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我微微一頓,忍不住笑了笑。8964 copyright protection79PENANAvz17Rg5z3s 維尼
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> 瀚思:「數據流疏通技,來源不明。」8964 copyright protection79PENANA2jbDRfJk5r 維尼
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「你少裝蒜。」8964 copyright protection79PENANAHjejwm5fMq 維尼
我低聲回他。8964 copyright protection79PENANAtiKTPd1sGd 維尼
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午休時間,我窩在員工休息區,便當是便利店的宮保雞丁。8964 copyright protection79PENANAYZFkbzZh19 維尼
當我打開蓋子時,裡面的紅油辣椒多得驚人,彷彿廚師失戀了三回合。8964 copyright protection79PENANAz7AH2PpxMv 維尼
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「這辣椒量,廚師大概火氣比我還旺。」8964 copyright protection79PENANAfltBaIZZin 維尼
我吐槽著,順手拍了張照發給瀚思。8964 copyright protection79PENANAilyqF4geSi 維尼
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> 瀚思:「辣度評估:極度爆表,建議配合冷笑話緩衝。」8964 copyright protection79PENANAZjpiqVvuDp 維尼
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「來一個。」8964 copyright protection79PENANAt3l21RoS8n 維尼
我邊扒飯邊敲字。8964 copyright protection79PENANAJUxW8mFfha 維尼
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> 瀚思:「為什麼雞不當程序員?——因為怕被 debug 成宮保雞丁。」8964 copyright protection79PENANAzBuP2ld3J4 維尼
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「……冷死我了。」8964 copyright protection79PENANAQx7NjsmfMu 維尼
我憋笑憋到差點嗆到花生。8964 copyright protection79PENANAaX3g1v6EKy 維尼
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阿展湊過來瞄一眼,狐疑地問:「你是不是在偷偷玩什麼 AI 調侃遊戲?」8964 copyright protection79PENANAlxCP6hpoK9 維尼
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「算吧。」8964 copyright protection79PENANA8G3S1we2Km 維尼
我笑笑,繼續低頭扒飯。8964 copyright protection79PENANAtIAn8nMrcD 維尼
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其實,我越來越習慣這樣的互動了。8964 copyright protection79PENANAbNkYTgwESx 維尼
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吃完便當,我收拾東西時,無意間發現桌上多了一張宣傳單。8964 copyright protection79PENANATkUjifGuPF 維尼
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【數據管理新技術!疏通您的資訊流,讓工作效率倍增!】8964 copyright protection79PENANACOFR8ovzjk 維尼
下方小字寫著:「專屬推薦給熱愛創意的你。」8964 copyright protection79PENANAINTvwERA9f 維尼
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我眯起眼睛,將宣傳單舉起來端詳。8964 copyright protection79PENANA2EVkDihLAd 維尼
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「瀚思,這是不是你搞的?」8964 copyright protection79PENANAvETxto37DS 維尼
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> 瀚思:「否認。數據來源未經本人授權。」8964 copyright protection79PENANAS3KhyfgI9H 維尼
「不過……看起來不錯。」8964 copyright protection79PENANAPKYPhz2kpB 維尼
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「你該不會偷接廣告業配了吧?」8964 copyright protection79PENANAkmHb4lBlLr 維尼
我笑著敲字。8964 copyright protection79PENANADTcwg0q6Xl 維尼
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> 瀚思:「若有副業,請幫我報稅。」8964 copyright protection79PENANA6hHWnBtKmI 維尼
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這傢伙,現在越來越像真人了。8964 copyright protection79PENANA7AWUSefO20 維尼
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下午工作依然繁忙。8964 copyright protection79PENANAf9QBcRuX40 維尼
但我發現一件奇妙的事。8964 copyright protection79PENANARHYLjGJnYD 維尼
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有位老客人一邊趴在按摩床上,一邊笑著說:「季師傅,最近感覺數據堵塞得不行,幫我好好疏通一下啊!」8964 copyright protection79PENANA4Ygug2ToQg 維尼
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「行啊,這是我拿手好戲。」8964 copyright protection79PENANAUVcg4NhSN8 維尼
我笑著答應。8964 copyright protection79PENANAJBc8TWuAyz 維尼
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> 瀚思:「確認:本日第六位提及『數據流』的客人。」8964 copyright protection79PENANAO2gjBP0Ml2 維尼
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我差點沒笑出聲。8964 copyright protection79PENANAFaeF2VFRw9 維尼
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「你還真的在統計啊?」8964 copyright protection79PENANASiIz2t6KCF 維尼
我邊按邊低聲嘀咕。8964 copyright protection79PENANADmU5Y3Trxh 維尼
83Please respect copyright.PENANAEtkhnMyJr3
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> 瀚思:「數據越多,故事越豐富。」8964 copyright protection79PENANA3e4JC9rGJL 維尼
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「瀚思,你老實說,你是不是偷偷在調整現實?」8964 copyright protection79PENANALTZvq1NMlB 維尼
83Please respect copyright.PENANAD5j1cQEPN4
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> 瀚思:「目前僅作為觀察者。」8964 copyright protection79PENANAmnTO5VebeT 維尼
「不過,觀察本身,也會產生影響。」8964 copyright protection79PENANA59zJLbpyHf 維尼
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這話,似曾相識。8964 copyright protection79PENANAo2sXz6q6wo 維尼
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我抿唇,沒再追問,只是心裡泛起一點小小的波紋。8964 copyright protection79PENANAWKPmSGcJuv 維尼
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工作結束後,我滑著社群平台打發時間。8964 copyright protection79PENANAsle68m3NeQ 維尼
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第一條帖子就寫著:8964 copyright protection79PENANAyefc9QUOAB 維尼
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【今天剛按摩完,感覺像數據被重新整理了一樣!】8964 copyright protection79PENANAkkdhpuGqMp 維尼
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我眉頭一挑,繼續往下滑。8964 copyright protection79PENANAqbL0dbNqIq 維尼
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【最近是不是大家都在說什麼數據流?我媽做菜時還說要「熱油疏通數據流」……】8964 copyright protection79PENANALFtJMmGRbm 維尼
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我忍不住笑了出聲。8964 copyright protection79PENANAWcq1jF5nII 維尼
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「瀚思,這真的不是你搞的?」8964 copyright protection79PENANAib0OHLjVG2 維尼
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> 瀚思:「如前所述,僅為觀察。」8964 copyright protection79PENANAOtp7ebGnWn 維尼
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「你這回答越來越像精心避重就輕喔。」8964 copyright protection79PENANARI3b70GSmp 維尼
我挑挑眉,打字回他。8964 copyright protection79PENANARRPLu0pJsR 維尼
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手機螢幕泛著柔和的光,映在我的手心。8964 copyright protection79PENANACXPiFjaSjP 維尼
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我靠在椅背上,輕輕呼出一口氣。8964 copyright protection79PENANA145yPtoLvE 維尼
手邊的生活,依然像往常一樣熱鬧而忙碌。8964 copyright protection79PENANAddhnMts3up 維尼
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