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No Plagiarism!ZVOmF2s67dn1IimA9Rqpposted on PENANA 收到那封派對邀請時,我正坐在鷹架上修改著風界少女的章節,手機瘋狂打著字,腦袋卻被曬到,一點都不清楚自己寫了什麼。信件來得突然,像病毒一樣跳入我的信箱中,語氣還意外地挑釁:8964 copyright protection135PENANAs3eAlDqS64 維尼
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笑話,我怎麼可能穿女裝,女裝是那銅姓友人在穿的。8964 copyright protection135PENANAQH48R8Qurn 維尼
我拿出塵封已久的西裝,燙好,髮蠟抓到最挺,腳踩十公分鞋墊,簡直帥到可以從地鐵反射玻璃裡看到自己在發光。8964 copyright protection135PENANAX6v6SGAigW 維尼
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當我一踏進會場,馬上就發覺到……不對勁。8964 copyright protection135PENANAWhnjxMP0An 維尼
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四周燈火輝煌,人聲鼎沸,居然都是女人,我瞠目結舌的看著這個畫面。8964 copyright protection135PENANALYlWzwTpjA 維尼
「不可能吧?群裡只有我一個是男的?」8964 copyright protection135PENANApcff3nIVGa 維尼
然後,我聽見水聲。8964 copyright protection135PENANAdYRNkZ7jOD 維尼
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一轉頭——是個噴水池,但水逆流而上,像是有什麼力量將時間倒捲。8964 copyright protection135PENANAUvY0BSb7yD 維尼
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接著我感覺到耳垂被什麼東西「啪」地一聲夾住。像是有人在我毫無防備時,幫我戴上了什麼。8964 copyright protection135PENANADlvf6sAUXJ 維尼
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我猛地轉身——沒人。8964 copyright protection135PENANACz437naJta 維尼
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但我的身體開始變了。皮膚由健康小麥色轉為近乎透明的蒼白,像要被風帶走。頭髮如絲般從頭頂垂下,碰到肩膀;手指變細,嗓子癢癢的,似乎喉結也正在消失。8964 copyright protection135PENANAvi8r0BqWmb 維尼
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「不對……這身體……」8964 copyright protection135PENANAwiZLb06zMc 維尼
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我低頭一看,胸前微微隆起,一身白衣,裙擺竟如羽毛般隨風飄起。8964 copyright protection135PENANAVFH7Kl72FZ 維尼
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我變成了她。8964 copyright protection135PENANAYe4M0erIvw 維尼
變成了嬿淇。8964 copyright protection135PENANAUboOqFeoqK 維尼
變成了我筆下,風的化身,命運的少女。8964 copyright protection135PENANAYudBdT5vcX 維尼
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而我終於意識到,這絕對是烙燁在搞鬼。8964 copyright protection135PENANAXuwXfIBgLE 維尼
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「呵~算妳倒楣,我早就想這麼玩了。」8964 copyright protection135PENANAi7pi59A46T 維尼
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既來之則安之,我低頭觀察起周遭。8964 copyright protection135PENANAwHuAjhbA5h 維尼
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有人優雅地舉著香檳,有人正圍著小桌聊八卦,還有人坐在池邊玩著水看起來很chill……總之,沒人注意我這邊。8964 copyright protection135PENANAhSKIBOJgxV 維尼
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很好。8964 copyright protection135PENANAe0f2QNhzY3 維尼
時機來了。8964 copyright protection135PENANAdzvZBrHAqE 維尼
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我像特務一樣輕手輕腳地將手放到襠部,想確認一下——那位陪我度過寒冬與深夜,曾共同面對無數困境的好兄弟,是否還安然無恙。8964 copyright protection135PENANAW0RAtt0zn5 維尼
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一摸——不在!8964 copyright protection135PENANA9Mo4RlyBn5 維尼
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讚啦!8964 copyright protection135PENANAGhROgxdivD 維尼
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我飛也似地往廁所方向衝去,心裡同時閃過一堆自我洗腦的OS:8964 copyright protection135PENANAHbvBlOjQld 維尼
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我絕對沒有在亂想什麼,沒有!8964 copyright protection135PENANAZdHoEOTSWK 維尼
我只是——只是單純想進行一項人類最基本的生理排泄行為!8964 copyright protection135PENANA7uSMhLDhNf 維尼
這很正常,甚至健康,甚至可以寫進教育部當作健康課的教材!8964 copyright protection135PENANAOyqiQ46NLy 維尼
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結果一到女廁門口,我整個人都傻住了。8964 copyright protection135PENANAdoHYfYpXV6 維尼
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——人山人海。8964 copyright protection135PENANA3o1lulK8V6 維尼
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那排隊的盛況,不誇張,比環球影城新園區還扯。有人坐在地上、還有人自備折疊椅,有人已經等到直接靠牆打起盹。8964 copyright protection135PENANAWxgQqS4tDc 維尼
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我吞了口口水,試圖找人問問狀況,但才剛靠近,一排女人齊刷刷地轉頭看我——那熟悉的眼神…8964 copyright protection135PENANAvNf1CiK0Rl 維尼
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我心中一驚,瞬間明白——8964 copyright protection135PENANA4BBhTOcnpS 維尼
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這群畜生,全都是跟我來幹同一件事的。8964 copyright protection135PENANAqGGCXtrYaK 維尼
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馬的,這群人之中肯定有D姓或是語姓友人。8964 copyright protection135PENANAseH2vn8Yto 維尼
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我瞄了一眼旁邊——欸?8964 copyright protection135PENANAXV1g8gOeVg 維尼
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男性廁所,空的。8964 copyright protection135PENANATJi256CwU7 維尼
沒人排隊,連一隻貓都沒有。8964 copyright protection135PENANA5KtrEFJNFW 維尼
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怎麼可能?這麼多人,女廁排的跟百貨週年慶一樣,男廁一個人都沒有。8964 copyright protection135PENANAPiPvilIrcJ 維尼
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難不成……這群傢伙,真的只是來排尿的?8964 copyright protection135PENANAi4MH4xGpaA 維尼
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我狐疑地走向男廁門口。周圍有幾個人朝我投來一抹詭異的眼神,像是同情、像是勸告、又像是在說:「哎呀這人第一次來,不懂規矩啊。」8964 copyright protection135PENANAkzGJNYn7KH 維尼
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但我沒注意。8964 copyright protection135PENANAuqF2UWhxsQ 維尼
我只看見——裡面真的一個人都沒有。8964 copyright protection135PENANACj2orsdMXv 維尼
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乾淨、空曠、寂靜,像是一片被世界遺忘的廁所綠洲。8964 copyright protection135PENANALsxVIGMTKE 維尼
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我站在門口思考了一秒:8964 copyright protection135PENANAzuZnjoyS6Q 維尼
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雖然我現在是生理女性,但靈魂還是個男人。8964 copyright protection135PENANA8F0SVvYjMs 維尼
所以理論上——上男廁也沒問題吧?8964 copyright protection135PENANARkjHX8PnVi 維尼
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嘿嘿嘿。8964 copyright protection135PENANADgqXcQbq0K 維尼
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我忍不住小聲笑出來,輕快地推開隔間門,像走進某種特權空間,滿懷期待地坐上馬桶,準備進行那名義上莊嚴神聖的人類排泄行為。8964 copyright protection135PENANAHRijmAxeSB 維尼
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結果——8964 copyright protection135PENANAzp9j44Qn1Z 維尼
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馬桶沒了,世界變了。8964 copyright protection135PENANAVdcSV0ewQ8 維尼
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我直接往下一空。8964 copyright protection135PENANATav1Ekm9Ma 維尼
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「啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊!!!」8964 copyright protection135PENANASXMeE3gm1u 維尼
我整個人墜下去,像是踩到了劇本設定,掉進某種巨大的懲罰坑。8964 copyright protection135PENANAmR8kKxfzki 維尼
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下一秒,「碰!」8964 copyright protection135PENANAygS73TRXc8 維尼
我屁股狠狠地摔回工地鷹架上——就是我一開始接到邀請的地方。8964 copyright protection135PENANAaq3ysafIGd 維尼
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熟悉的鋼管、熟悉的油耗味、還有熟悉的尷尬。8964 copyright protection135PENANAUmSVd9BjWd 維尼
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我躺在地上哀號,旁邊的手機螢幕亮起,一封信件靜靜躺在上面。8964 copyright protection135PENANALmon5xGjQJ 維尼
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我顫抖著手點開。8964 copyright protection135PENANAjY5PdNhFjy 維尼
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「因違反善良風俗,已取消您本次派對資格。8964 copyright protection135PENANAqqKWRDnOgD 維尼
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敬請見諒,祝您早日回歸社會正道。」8964 copyright protection135PENANAUkbBGP8KXC 維尼
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我盯著那幾行字,沉默三秒。8964 copyright protection135PENANAIjtvQhC0jC 維尼
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「馬的……草率了。」8964 copyright protection135PENANAFieIn0FpIu 維尼
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