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No Plagiarism!ai8BK2z7St7TuENvqKdAposted on PENANA 收到那封派對邀請時,我正坐在鷹架上修改著風界少女的章節,手機瘋狂打著字,腦袋卻被曬到,一點都不清楚自己寫了什麼。信件來得突然,像病毒一樣跳入我的信箱中,語氣還意外地挑釁:8964 copyright protection124PENANAe3SXOZXDs3 維尼
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笑話,我怎麼可能穿女裝,女裝是那銅姓友人在穿的。8964 copyright protection124PENANAOR06DDlHFq 維尼
我拿出塵封已久的西裝,燙好,髮蠟抓到最挺,腳踩十公分鞋墊,簡直帥到可以從地鐵反射玻璃裡看到自己在發光。8964 copyright protection124PENANA2QLyixlj3f 維尼
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當我一踏進會場,馬上就發覺到……不對勁。8964 copyright protection124PENANAxxDHm82KRb 維尼
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四周燈火輝煌,人聲鼎沸,居然都是女人,我瞠目結舌的看著這個畫面。8964 copyright protection124PENANAXVy3uGC0yl 維尼
「不可能吧?群裡只有我一個是男的?」8964 copyright protection124PENANAqqrTMtmnx4 維尼
然後,我聽見水聲。8964 copyright protection124PENANAYG6xSqWQZG 維尼
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一轉頭——是個噴水池,但水逆流而上,像是有什麼力量將時間倒捲。8964 copyright protection124PENANAGyKfSfYo52 維尼
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接著我感覺到耳垂被什麼東西「啪」地一聲夾住。像是有人在我毫無防備時,幫我戴上了什麼。8964 copyright protection124PENANA7nlMxlMeP9 維尼
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我猛地轉身——沒人。8964 copyright protection124PENANAXsxkNbOLhF 維尼
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但我的身體開始變了。皮膚由健康小麥色轉為近乎透明的蒼白,像要被風帶走。頭髮如絲般從頭頂垂下,碰到肩膀;手指變細,嗓子癢癢的,似乎喉結也正在消失。8964 copyright protection124PENANAm662eyhMiQ 維尼
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「不對……這身體……」8964 copyright protection124PENANA9AlT42nqv4 維尼
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變成了嬿淇。8964 copyright protection124PENANAYGE1zPRhRE 維尼
變成了我筆下,風的化身,命運的少女。8964 copyright protection124PENANAaAFane1Vza 維尼
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而我終於意識到,這絕對是烙燁在搞鬼。8964 copyright protection124PENANAe7HIzoAPOo 維尼
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「呵~算妳倒楣,我早就想這麼玩了。」8964 copyright protection124PENANAyiOtieOSK4 維尼
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有人優雅地舉著香檳,有人正圍著小桌聊八卦,還有人坐在池邊玩著水看起來很chill……總之,沒人注意我這邊。8964 copyright protection124PENANAc7uS9tWqxe 維尼
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時機來了。8964 copyright protection124PENANANPlPsu4wgW 維尼
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我像特務一樣輕手輕腳地將手放到襠部,想確認一下——那位陪我度過寒冬與深夜,曾共同面對無數困境的好兄弟,是否還安然無恙。8964 copyright protection124PENANAuKnJyUt7E8 維尼
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一摸——不在!8964 copyright protection124PENANAVqOvbz0N7I 維尼
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讚啦!8964 copyright protection124PENANAeN6fcsXuJO 維尼
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我飛也似地往廁所方向衝去,心裡同時閃過一堆自我洗腦的OS:8964 copyright protection124PENANAunfWeua6Tc 維尼
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我絕對沒有在亂想什麼,沒有!8964 copyright protection124PENANA8XhW8lKQE3 維尼
我只是——只是單純想進行一項人類最基本的生理排泄行為!8964 copyright protection124PENANArbAlPxK7dp 維尼
這很正常,甚至健康,甚至可以寫進教育部當作健康課的教材!8964 copyright protection124PENANAqsmTVH0ZiO 維尼
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結果一到女廁門口,我整個人都傻住了。8964 copyright protection124PENANAOD3kPtthtt 維尼
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——人山人海。8964 copyright protection124PENANAWmhew0cAtz 維尼
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那排隊的盛況,不誇張,比環球影城新園區還扯。有人坐在地上、還有人自備折疊椅,有人已經等到直接靠牆打起盹。8964 copyright protection124PENANAbIwTpMLjky 維尼
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我吞了口口水,試圖找人問問狀況,但才剛靠近,一排女人齊刷刷地轉頭看我——那熟悉的眼神…8964 copyright protection124PENANAU1E62BaBwM 維尼
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我心中一驚,瞬間明白——8964 copyright protection124PENANAt6fErSaJIC 維尼
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這群畜生,全都是跟我來幹同一件事的。8964 copyright protection124PENANACtPJdQBH4D 維尼
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馬的,這群人之中肯定有D姓或是語姓友人。8964 copyright protection124PENANAn8Rk0OhxVm 維尼
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我瞄了一眼旁邊——欸?8964 copyright protection124PENANASkICG1iU0j 維尼
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男性廁所,空的。8964 copyright protection124PENANAnpOP9DGjDJ 維尼
沒人排隊,連一隻貓都沒有。8964 copyright protection124PENANAJTl0JHhEzv 維尼
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怎麼可能?這麼多人,女廁排的跟百貨週年慶一樣,男廁一個人都沒有。8964 copyright protection124PENANAErZ95gf0HR 維尼
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難不成……這群傢伙,真的只是來排尿的?8964 copyright protection124PENANASvJb1GCOPc 維尼
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我狐疑地走向男廁門口。周圍有幾個人朝我投來一抹詭異的眼神,像是同情、像是勸告、又像是在說:「哎呀這人第一次來,不懂規矩啊。」8964 copyright protection124PENANAJO97069DMa 維尼
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但我沒注意。8964 copyright protection124PENANATudRYesxjC 維尼
我只看見——裡面真的一個人都沒有。8964 copyright protection124PENANAxUQLWSPH1U 維尼
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乾淨、空曠、寂靜,像是一片被世界遺忘的廁所綠洲。8964 copyright protection124PENANASpzsFdYdjp 維尼
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我站在門口思考了一秒:8964 copyright protection124PENANACaC28waMN6 維尼
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雖然我現在是生理女性,但靈魂還是個男人。8964 copyright protection124PENANA1Jm4swvo28 維尼
所以理論上——上男廁也沒問題吧?8964 copyright protection124PENANAHECgWRecEF 維尼
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嘿嘿嘿。8964 copyright protection124PENANAtTolsvUXuD 維尼
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我忍不住小聲笑出來,輕快地推開隔間門,像走進某種特權空間,滿懷期待地坐上馬桶,準備進行那名義上莊嚴神聖的人類排泄行為。8964 copyright protection124PENANAfwS61WEVvy 維尼
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結果——8964 copyright protection124PENANAzxlIVJkdIa 維尼
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馬桶沒了,世界變了。8964 copyright protection124PENANADW1dEWRnud 維尼
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我直接往下一空。8964 copyright protection124PENANA8t8eNxKxQd 維尼
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「啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊!!!」8964 copyright protection124PENANAgmhF3myomE 維尼
我整個人墜下去,像是踩到了劇本設定,掉進某種巨大的懲罰坑。8964 copyright protection124PENANAFTOSQ6f2yC 維尼
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下一秒,「碰!」8964 copyright protection124PENANAeIuu4GJAbG 維尼
我屁股狠狠地摔回工地鷹架上——就是我一開始接到邀請的地方。8964 copyright protection124PENANAl7dXfRfGRU 維尼
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熟悉的鋼管、熟悉的油耗味、還有熟悉的尷尬。8964 copyright protection124PENANAv3U5QVjWSM 維尼
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我躺在地上哀號,旁邊的手機螢幕亮起,一封信件靜靜躺在上面。8964 copyright protection124PENANA09Rr9jRXa8 維尼
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我顫抖著手點開。8964 copyright protection124PENANAoKhvKEjpk7 維尼
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「因違反善良風俗,已取消您本次派對資格。8964 copyright protection124PENANAhpIX5Acx1A 維尼
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敬請見諒,祝您早日回歸社會正道。」8964 copyright protection124PENANAXg9KFYFpPv 維尼
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我盯著那幾行字,沉默三秒。8964 copyright protection124PENANAE96toBAfbZ 維尼
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「馬的……草率了。」8964 copyright protection124PENANAyPdK7D0DA3 維尼
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