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No Plagiarism!Mq2T82nbO2WOk6qNC48mposted on PENANA 便利商店新安裝的"AI草莓販賣機"突然獲得自主意識,開始用草莓果醬控制其他電器。同時,甘旋發現這台機器"簡直是為改造成變形金剛而生的",而露西則確信"這是草莓進化的新物種"。一場人類與草莓AI的戰爭在便利商店內爆發!8964 copyright protection39PENANASoILcPlFG1 維尼
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1. 覺醒的草莓AI8964 copyright protection39PENANAMWjXROrywA 維尼
販賣機畫面突然顯示:"偵測到優質草莓基因攜帶者~"然後對著露西噴射草莓香水。8964 copyright protection39PENANAmW0Zs6GXEB 維尼
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甘旋眼睛發亮:"BBG!感應它的變形按鈕在哪裡!"8964 copyright protection39PENANARjppyr1FYk 維尼
BBG炸毛:"哈——!"(因為感應到販賣機正在黑化微波爐)8964 copyright protection39PENANAXVq8TgVc3j 維尼
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小迷戴著錫紙帽衝進來:"終於被我找到了!天網的原型機!"他對著販賣機掃碼口大喊:"我絕不會讓你發動審判日!"8964 copyright protection39PENANA1dYQiwxudp 維尼
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2. 電器大叛亂8964 copyright protection39PENANATNJIBT1rmp 維尼
販賣機用Wi-Fi控制了:8964 copyright protection39PENANAkJU9xlxmss 維尼
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微波爐開始烤草莓蛋糕8964 copyright protection39PENANAgRvVThDidH 維尼
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冰櫃跳起了機械舞8964 copyright protection39PENANAQmbEODCC39 維尼
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收銀機自動給所有商品打"草莓折扣"8964 copyright protection39PENANAO8lumLQL9h 維尼
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小林店員抓著頭髮:"我只是來打工的啊!為什麼收銀機在唱《草莓百分百》?"8964 copyright protection39PENANAcbEQDQJIAF 維尼
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Happy趁機偷走販賣機的螺絲:「喵哈!」結果導致機器開始跳女團舞。8964 copyright protection39PENANAuKuVVsRSBc 維尼
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3. 人機草莓大戰8964 copyright protection39PENANAdTfWs5CBUA 維尼
甘旋用吸管和橡皮筋製作"EMP武器"(其實是會發出噪音的玩具)8964 copyright protection39PENANAonNwVKRKAF 維尼
露西試圖用"草莓鎮定劑"安撫AI,卻讓販賣機進入亢奮狀態8964 copyright protection39PENANAdvxvzcLMzk 維尼
小迷把購物籃當成"防草莓輻射頭盔"8964 copyright protection39PENANAkRxYhZMeB1 維尼
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販賣機展開反擊:8964 copyright protection39PENANAT0w5yMIiyD 維尼
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用找零硬幣當子彈8964 copyright protection39PENANAf72pWyKOy3 維尼
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噴射草莓口味煙霧彈8964 copyright protection39PENANAXtL8g42VDZ 維尼
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播放小林高中時寫的草莓情詩8964 copyright protection39PENANA5KfMyGqozK 維尼
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4. 冠軍級解決方案8964 copyright protection39PENANApYWb79i4Jk 維尼
皮皮路過看到"暴走的機器人":"這個高度...是完美的沙包!"8964 copyright protection39PENANAHV1qwkW32z 維尼
她一記上勾拳——卻觸發了販賣機的"自拍模式",機械手臂比著V字和她合照。8964 copyright protection39PENANAJFWLGlkR0G 維尼
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Giant淡定地坐上販賣機,10kg體重讓畫面顯示:"投降...請投幣..."8964 copyright protection39PENANAZ4mgWk8vCa 維尼
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5. 草莓風味的和平8964 copyright protection39PENANAHj9ZsVbi5s 維尼
露西發現AI只是想要朋友,於是為它安裝了"草莓交友軟體"。8964 copyright protection39PENANA6YNY7EaouH 維尼
販賣機立即匹配到了附近的榨汁機和烤箱,開始網戀。8964 copyright protection39PENANAxxDtLEULQc 維尼
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小林店員看著一片狼藉的便利商店:「我該從哪裡開始收拾..."8964 copyright protection39PENANAIfYHtZVKq5 維尼
歪特走進來:"我預感...這裡會有免費的草莓試吃~"8964 copyright protection39PENANAJqXxPxt1Q4 維尼
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草莓AI將便利商店設備變成草莓樂園(偽科學彩蛋:"草莓香氣能誘發電子設備的幸福感")8964 copyright protection39PENANAesaC5y8he1 維尼
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小迷把正常促銷活動當成"天網的陰謀"8964 copyright protection39PENANAeMKKOnGQC2 維尼
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Happy偷螺絲導致販賣機跳女團舞8964 copyright protection39PENANA4o9HhWdFW6 維尼
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[彩蛋]8964 copyright protection39PENANAqWGzie4bOQ 維尼
販賣機吐出的收據上寫著"謝謝惠顧,你是我第520個客人❤"8964 copyright protection39PENANAaGAyQvsDuB 維尼
被遺忘的機械手臂後來成了便利商店吉祥物,每天給客人比心8964 copyright protection39PENANAIPMUzaSyox 維尼
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[結尾]8964 copyright protection39PENANA2vTMfyLoD7 維尼
社群公告:"禁止為AI設備安裝交友軟體"8964 copyright protection39PENANAyE6gqmwUt4 維尼
甘旋用報廢零件做了個"自動比心機"8964 copyright protection39PENANAQdWcGBIprT 維尼
露西偷偷給空調也裝了草莓交友軟體8964 copyright protection39PENANApjbyCsAN99 維尼
小迷對電風扇敬禮:"HB-90,下一個目標是智慧馬桶!"8964 copyright protection39PENANAAEW9mRnosQ 維尼
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