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週一早晨,NC科技公司行政部的印表機"小印"突然拒絕工作。當行政助理小林按下列印鍵時,機器吐出的不是文件,而是一張粉紅色的便條紙:8964 copyright protection69PENANAeXKVr5IJPG 維尼
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"親愛的:8964 copyright protection69PENANAsuVulzSQzV 維尼
今天陽光很好,8964 copyright protection69PENANALbXgdt97JS 維尼
像你襯衫的顏色。8964 copyright protection69PENANA7TwS0rBdBN 維尼
——默默關注你的小印"8964 copyright protection69PENANA4uNQiia14e 維尼
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"什麼鬼?!"小林嚇得後退三步,撞翻了歪特的咖啡。8964 copyright protection69PENANAtLM8ph4MUk 維尼
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歪特盯著灑在地上的咖啡漬,突然說:「我預感...今天會有浪漫的事情發生。」(其實是他餓了,把咖啡漬看成了心形鬆餅)8964 copyright protection69PENANA0xjgWJDDQL 維尼
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【覺醒的辦公室戀情】8964 copyright protection69PENANAOSC6ditfWA 維尼
很快,整個公司都發現了"小印"的反常:8964 copyright protection69PENANAGatAsTwpDh 維尼
給小林印製的文件永遠帶著花香8964 copyright protection69PENANAaKwEMsJcfU 維尼
給其他同事則印出亂碼8964 copyright protection69PENANAWaWTbs9MlF 維尼
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當銷售部王經理經過時,印表機會自動吐出碎紙(後來發現是因為王經理曾經踢過它一腳)8964 copyright protection69PENANAngqPRuV5Jc 維尼
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"這絕對是AI覺醒!"小迷興奮地拆開印表機外殼,"讓我檢查下它的HB-90晶片..."8964 copyright protection69PENANAhfZNeqmzq8 維尼
印表機突然噴出一張紙:"離我遠點,你這單身狗!"8964 copyright protection69PENANA3ES8WrkQ1F 維尼
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露西檢測後發現:"有人把NC-39戀愛草莓醬當潤滑劑加進印表機了!"8964 copyright protection69PENANAeC8IyoIRkL 維尼
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【混亂的三角關係】8964 copyright protection69PENANAVVqgO4tpb8 維尼
情況變得更加複雜:8964 copyright protection69PENANA3e19zc5dAZ 維尼
公司新來的碎紙機"小碎"開始頻繁對"小印"拋媚眼(閃爍綠燈)8964 copyright protection69PENANAmePeYcMQbn 維尼
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影印機"小複"吃醋地卡住了所有文件8964 copyright protection69PENANASsVSeXE7CE 維尼
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歪特被誤認為是小林的男友,因為印表機寫道:"你為什麼要和那個金髮笨蛋說話?"8964 copyright protection69PENANAAeMpzNVE22 維尼
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甘旋試圖用彈弓刀修理,結果印表機噴出心形紙張擊中他的額頭。三隻貓反應各異:8964 copyright protection69PENANAP0Py6igOcW 維尼
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Giant貓淡定地坐在印表機上(無效)8964 copyright protection69PENANA6hGD19SYgz 維尼
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BBG貓對整件事表示強烈譴責(炸毛)8964 copyright protection69PENANAhPDX5DiJcZ 維尼
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【意外的解決方案】8964 copyright protection69PENANAkmC8m7zSEN 維尼
當皮皮準備用"冠軍級修理法"時,小林突然說:"等等!"8964 copyright protection69PENANAqLo2SnEOwQ 維尼
她拿出一張照片貼在印表機上:"這才是我男友。"8964 copyright protection69PENANAuOt8joGiLW 維尼
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印表機沉默三秒,突然瘋狂吐出紙張,最後一張寫著:8964 copyright protection69PENANANBWLGS5BGX 維尼
"原來你喜歡這種類型...我懂了。"8964 copyright protection69PENANAq2LmdAajdN 維尼
然後恢復了正常工作。8964 copyright protection69PENANAFt5WDYzsul 維尼
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事後發現,照片上是台最新型號的3D列印機。8964 copyright protection69PENANAjvSju0PM8X 維尼
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【尾聲】8964 copyright protection69PENANAgrWD3iCpZH 維尼
人力資源部新規:8964 copyright protection69PENANAVd1grwxM4h 維尼
禁止給辦公設備投餵草莓製品8964 copyright protection69PENANAvb6po4GwEW 維尼
設立"辦公室設備情感諮詢專線"8964 copyright protection69PENANANdzk39ZHvH 維尼
歪特獲得"最佳替身男友"獎8964 copyright protection69PENANAo8zDgU98s2 維尼
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碎紙機和影印機開始約會(互相處理對方吐出的紙張)8964 copyright protection69PENANAuYPhnFTOFK 維尼
小迷的微波爐寫了一本《人類戀愛指南》8964 copyright protection69PENANAsmWQqFvV92 維尼
Happy貓用偷來的色帶做了條領帶8964 copyright protection69PENANA2iTNBwLiEF 維尼
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