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今天的主角,不是我,也不是老師,而是一個遊戲(未定事件簿)裡的男人。8964 copyright protection191PENANAgQMT1ank53 維尼
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他叫陸景和。8964 copyright protection191PENANANAbbyLWWFh 維尼
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一個帥得不講道理,講話還會讓人心臟漏拍的虛擬角色。8964 copyright protection191PENANAgMknBKP7mc 維尼
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而且——他有一個必殺絕技,就是用超級酥、超級撩、超級欠打的語氣叫你一聲:8964 copyright protection191PENANADOB9hY3CYA 維尼
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「姐~姐~」8964 copyright protection191PENANA9uxbLK771F 維尼
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光是那個聲音一出來,所有理智都會瞬間當機,整個人像泡在糖水裡,甜到快要糖尿病。8964 copyright protection191PENANALmgznfSPDD 維尼
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我以前根本不知道這號人物,直到芙蓉出現。8964 copyright protection191PENANAxvWPchiTDj 維尼
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說到芙蓉,先來簡單介紹一下她。8964 copyright protection191PENANAfo8IHzIKly 維尼
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她是我們班的說書人,喜歡宋朝,講話偶爾會自帶古文濾鏡,有事沒事就會說一點跟古代有關的小故事,搞得我常常懷疑她是不是從古代穿越來的。平常她也特別喜歡古風遊戲、小說,甚至連遊戲大部分都是三國無雙,三國類的手游8964 copyright protection191PENANAeQjiuAlPZV 維尼
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但8964 copyright protection191PENANAH3lIGWrcyE 維尼
「未定事件簿」8964 copyright protection191PENANA6JHOVM9dkU 維尼
是個例外8964 copyright protection191PENANADT3sPTlnA8 維尼
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所以——我最後決定載了,畢竟這個古人竟然講現在手游講那麼開心8964 copyright protection191PENANAvE2iIuQE7k 維尼
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「你一定要玩這個遊戲,不僅可以增加法律常識還可以順便學公民」8964 copyright protection191PENANAPQd4M3L2Di 維尼
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她講這句話的時候,眼睛像是夜空中最亮的星,臉上寫滿了「沉迷」兩個字。8964 copyright protection191PENANAs6QxWT5Gt3 維尼
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我本來只是想說玩玩看啊,因為她根本沒有告訴我裡面有4位大帥哥啊8964 copyright protection191PENANAzEf8tDjdOo 維尼
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一開始我還以為是那種普通的推理遊戲,對白都很一般,但沒想到陸景和的聲音一開口,我的手機從手中自由落體。8964 copyright protection191PENANAdW5FBtlPRy 維尼
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「小姐姐~走路的時候要看前面喔!」8964 copyright protection191PENANAhwepFtV704 維尼
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(以遊戲狀況來講是他撞到女主)8964 copyright protection191PENANAOiJFrpDW61 維尼
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天啊這是什麼邪教。8964 copyright protection191PENANAdTsxydciIn 維尼
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我真的從來沒有想過,自己會為了一句「姐姐~」上癮。那聲音低沉又勾人,像是拌著蜂蜜的絲絨,邊說邊抓住你的靈魂。從那一刻起,我知道我完了。8964 copyright protection191PENANAztvrs40a83 維尼
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我徹底被陸景和帶壞了。8964 copyright protection191PENANAX5awaGwPMS 維尼
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然後悲劇就這樣發生了——8964 copyright protection191PENANAZhrmf9Otzf 維尼
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今天在學校,我的腦袋還處於「陸景和上線狀態」8964 copyright protection191PENANAo0BXulBrcw 維尼
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上游泳課的時候,我們一起游完之後,老師給我們一顆紅色的球玩8964 copyright protection191PENANAxto8Yl8Wk9 維尼
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不知道為什麼,我突然就靈光一閃(其實是中邪),張口就對她來了一句:8964 copyright protection191PENANA3ngnjAuexn 維尼
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「姐~~姐~~」8964 copyright protection191PENANAusngyhdxes 維尼
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對,我故意拉長語調,學得超像陸景和的女聲版,還刻意眨了兩下眼睛。8964 copyright protection191PENANAqjfS7sodt0 維尼
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結果,空氣瞬間凝固。8964 copyright protection191PENANA95lO0Kk4dm 維尼
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我只看到芙蓉原本優雅的臉上出現了一絲裂痕,那個眼神瞬間從「戲水芙蓉」變成「赤壁芙蓉」。8964 copyright protection191PENANA3IzxjE6F5H 維尼
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她把手上的球舉起,慢動作地轉頭看我,語氣淡淡的說:8964 copyright protection191PENANAmLDkvVZA8w 維尼
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「你剛剛說什麼?」8964 copyright protection191PENANAn4E7eG41zu 維尼
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我當時還笑嘻嘻地說:「我只是代入一下角色嘛~不是說你喜歡陸景和嗎?我幫你暖身一下~」8964 copyright protection191PENANAMVmTL6qYaV 維尼
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結果下一秒,她直接舉起那顆紅色的球(真的是像芙蓉使用魔法般把球燒的紅紅的,我的腦袋畫面想像那顆球正在燒),彷彿下一秒就要朝我丟來8964 copyright protection191PENANA46DDSIyMpn 維尼
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我內心驚叫:「糟了,古人發火了。」8964 copyright protection191PENANAFGYG6xSuqw 維尼
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但我表面上還是努力鎮定,裝可憐說:「人家只是想逗你開心嘛~芙蓉姐姐~」8964 copyright protection191PENANA8gVBQXxciU 維尼
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然後我人生中第一次(?)看見芙蓉用那種「我忍你很久」的表情,像大白鯊魚般地過來。8964 copyright protection191PENANAejejjShvQS 維尼
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我嚇得落荒而逃,我們兩個在泳池裡追逐,我邊跑邊喊:「等等!別打我!!!」8964 copyright protection191PENANAKFyqJgXIzp 維尼
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最後我舉白旗投降,芙蓉笑笑的了站在我前面,一邊笑一邊說:「以後再在我面前模仿陸景和……(你就準備領便當)。」8964 copyright protection191PENANA0uhE42HjaW 維尼
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我擦著冷汗說:「好啦好啦,我又不能講你之前的手機盒事件,很久沒抓到你把柄了,讓我玩一下呀~」8964 copyright protection191PENANAW1szseWBpf 維尼
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到了下午,我的另一個朋友也知道了這件事,我就和那位同學一起喊「姐姐~」甚至連韓文的講法的出來了…8964 copyright protection191PENANApN1ppiyOo9 維尼
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芙蓉應該覺得又氣又好笑,等等發上去看看看看她會留什麼言吧!8964 copyright protection191PENANAytszcJmBNV 維尼
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芙蓉就是筆名是芙蓉的那位(我有解釋到嗎?)8964 copyright protection191PENANAsJHu8pokyy 維尼
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雖然差點被芙蓉追打到報警,但今天實在是太好笑了。8964 copyright protection191PENANAJ464e7sTrZ 維尼
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但我後來反省了8964 copyright protection191PENANARwUMIY8jSF 維尼
發現8964 copyright protection191PENANAraspwRJ1M6 維尼
虛擬角色害人不淺。8964 copyright protection191PENANA6QHcHQc21m 維尼
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尤其是像陸景和這種妖孽,專挑人心最柔軟的地方下手,一聲「姐姐」讓你整個腦袋當機,然後還順手讓你在現實中惹火喜歡他的同學,簡直罪大惡極。8964 copyright protection191PENANA02BS8bg2rI 維尼
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不過老實說,我覺得這種校園小鬧劇真的很開心。8964 copyright protection191PENANACAJdwa3Rmc 維尼
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我們已經很久沒有這樣笑到肚子痛了,尤其是那種平常不怎麼跟你發飆那種,有種犯賤的爽感(?)8964 copyright protection191PENANAURay5LIvvq 維尼
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而且芙蓉雖然嘴巴硬,但我知道她其實也覺得好笑。8964 copyright protection191PENANA3GQcz3DHRS 維尼
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總之,今天我學到一個教訓:8964 copyright protection191PENANAppiBqBgSuT 維尼
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千萬不要模仿虛擬帥哥的撒嬌語氣,會被打8964 copyright protection191PENANAQRyfoBFb0Q 維尼
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否則你會被打(物理上),也會被笑(精神上),但——8964 copyright protection191PENANArxjuJjRBTV 維尼
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也會留下超好笑的回憶。8964 copyright protection191PENANA35cRQ4B1dO 維尼
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