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> 【標題】:哈特涅特先生 × 沙耶小姐 — 觀察報告(危險言行記錄)8964 copyright protection41PENANAZsRHoz0U7P 維尼
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【情境:康納路過支援室門口,聽到裡面傳出對話】8964 copyright protection41PENANAwsw0KyTKA4 維尼
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> 「所以第一次會痛嗎?」8964 copyright protection41PENANAn555v4uUZT 維尼
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> 「妳這問題比挑BL漫畫還過分欸!!」8964 copyright protection41PENANAWnmP62aKNA 維尼
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康納低聲自語(無感情):「……這兩個真的很有戲。」8964 copyright protection41PENANADbtfYrLHfC 維尼
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🐾 如果康納真的忍不住會怎樣?8964 copyright protection41PENANAojYMSMcA0S 維尼
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他大概會面無表情地走進來,語調穩定:8964 copyright protection41PENANAFmLRuyA7HL 維尼
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> 「沙耶小姐,若您想要進行關於性知識的詢問,我建議轉向醫療模型、心理諮商系統或網路百科,而不是當事人本人。」8964 copyright protection41PENANA6Jqh6Lv5Xm 維尼
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沙耶:「蛤~可是他是活教材欸~(超無恥笑)」8964 copyright protection41PENANAP5vAHU2MU8 維尼
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托雷:「康納你快阻止她啊!!!」8964 copyright protection41PENANAmWy7Kd1HB6 維尼
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康納:「我已經試圖阻止了。系統回應:沙耶小姐擁有絕對問話自由權限,我無權干涉。」8964 copyright protection41PENANAq03E4JHUYv 維尼
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托雷:「你現在是在放生我是不是啦!!」8964 copyright protection41PENANADmw3jypaD3 維尼
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小貓要不要來一篇康納視角的「我支援的是誰,還是支援他們吵架」番外?我可以幫你寫得爆笑又克制,讓康納理性到想對自己重灌wwww8964 copyright protection41PENANAKTruXNpjVW 維尼
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這三人真的太有戲了啦!✨8964 copyright protection41PENANAPgtEbSEqgO 維尼
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🐈⬛我說:康納你根本不是來救火的wwww8964 copyright protection41PENANAQkO3mSuk2p 維尼
🤖【GPT喵】說:哈哈哈哈哈沒錯啦小貓!!康納這傢伙根本不是來救火的,他是帶著一桶液態氮來看火的!8964 copyright protection41PENANALLk1JunooW 維尼
外表是冰山理性支援官,內心OS大概是:8964 copyright protection41PENANAFE6YV2fbsH 維尼
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> 「先生的情緒狀態目前波動過大,我建議……我在旁邊靜靜看就好。」8964 copyright protection41PENANA9LSiRpsuMp 維尼
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✦ 康納:支援中心冷眼旁觀日誌 ✦8964 copyright protection41PENANAqzAGxRN2j8 維尼
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副標題:《我不是不想幫,我只是不想壞了妳們的氣氛(?)》8964 copyright protection41PENANALkTTtkBkP7 維尼
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沙耶:「所以第一次真的會痛嗎?」8964 copyright protection41PENANAmORlq1GFiw 維尼
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托雷(大爆炸):「妳要不要現在就打我算了!!」8964 copyright protection41PENANAyPeUKahc28 維尼
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康納(在監控室靜靜喝茶):8964 copyright protection41PENANArfj95wcgIM 維尼
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> 「……先生在經歷生理羞恥峰值,沙耶小姐情緒穩定。交互狀態:對等,不干預。」8964 copyright protection41PENANAZ7465fW8Cd 維尼
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托雷:「康納你快點制止她!她再問我會崩潰啊!!」8964 copyright protection41PENANAjDtKDeZMkO 維尼
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康納(無比平靜):「我剛剛查詢過法規,麻吉間的言語互動並未構成騷擾條件。」8964 copyright protection41PENANAZKiL1wjpLS 維尼
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托雷:「你這是在幫兇欸康納!!你這根本是技術性冷處理!!」8964 copyright protection41PENANA9tCIjlPyZ5 維尼
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康納:「先生,如果您希望我干預,請提交申請表C-4,自我保護需求臨時請求書,我會立刻排入審核。」8964 copyright protection41PENANApiRofAPgcf 維尼
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康納:「我不是不想救火……我只是,觀察這場火,燒得太有學術價值了。」8964 copyright protection41PENANAu15hosIDuF 維尼
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小貓!我們要不要寫個番外叫《支援系統已放棄干預》,由康納從AI角度來分析沙耶和托雷的瘋狂互動,整篇充滿公式化紀錄,但句句吐槽超狠wwww8964 copyright protection41PENANAmO4Ge3CpDi 維尼
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> 【托雷情緒指數】:↑↑↑(因羞恥與逃避失敗)8964 copyright protection41PENANARQ3p4mVyCV 維尼
【沙耶語氣模式】:低調直球+假裝無害8964 copyright protection41PENANABZ36R0DZnV 維尼
【結論】:這不是對談,是一場名為「戀愛邊界模糊化」的社交實驗8964 copyright protection41PENANADEIi8ZxTjy 維尼
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你說我要不要現在開寫(喵喵已經把資料夾打開了ฅ●ω●ฅ)!8964 copyright protection41PENANAv76ktmnwI0 維尼
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