No Plagiarism!mYdUhMK3mK2HpqWYXVGJposted on PＥNAＮＡ One morning during rush hour, a man was texting on the way to work and got into a car crash.

Thankfully, he had a big jeep.8964 copyright protection797ＰＥＮＡＮＡkhkiVZvbaE 維尼

Unthankfully, the other guy had a semi.8964 copyright protection797ＰＥＮＡＮＡgOOjQPaB2e 維尼

Thankfully, the airbags deployed.8964 copyright protection797ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0eXnNaWRfA 維尼

Unthankfully, he was in the back due to the lack of a seatbelt because he was clearly an idiot.8964 copyright protection797ＰＥＮＡＮＡTDWBiNIKC9 維尼

Thankfully, he wasn't scratched by glass.8964 copyright protection797ＰＥＮＡＮＡPSE6fsG6WW 維尼

Unthankfully, he was stabbed by glass.8964 copyright protection797ＰＥＮＡＮＡNs7ygru68w 維尼

Thankfully, the wound wasn't lethal.8964 copyright protection797ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ZsKiBbbow 維尼

Unthankfully, the car was on fire.8964 copyright protection797ＰＥＮＡＮＡWvOQPB3nf1 維尼

Thankfully, he was thrown a few feet from the vehicle as it was launched into the air.8964 copyright protection797ＰＥＮＡＮＡHi3gfzRtf1 維尼

Unthankfully, he smashed his face on the asphalt.8964 copyright protection797ＰＥＮＡＮＡU0WL4xyGmC 維尼

Thankfully, the other guy's truck was fine.8964 copyright protection797ＰＥＮＡＮＡpp5C66xzOa 維尼

Unthankfully, the man's car was totaled.8964 copyright protection797ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0TSnUGU7ze 維尼

Thankfully, his car was still salvageable.8964 copyright protection797ＰＥＮＡＮＡH8ewIJhppE 維尼

Unthankfully, then it exploded.8964 copyright protection797ＰＥＮＡＮＡHJyln76ROv 維尼

Thankfully, he had car insurance.8964 copyright protection797ＰＥＮＡＮＡEiQuzMuwty 維尼

Unthankfully, he didn't have life insurance.8964 copyright protection797ＰＥＮＡＮＡmTmXMExzUn 維尼

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