黑人男孩的墓誌銘：
「隔天起來我屁股痛；旁邊睡著我的白人媽媽。」
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聖誕節的意外事故。2093Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOmOycwmoS2
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男孩許願想要快點長大。白人媽媽在聖誕夜喝酒發了瘋。2093Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwHYm1Q0TyK
白人媽媽，聖誕老人。2093Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrpyEaT3mlz
酒精灌腸，酒精中毒身亡。2093Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJP7ukeZ0TX
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喔，這屁味太重了，應該是伏特加？2093Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9fcIunohGX
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直腸的酒精吸收率又比一般飲酒方式還要高；2093Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtDn5T91XUM
這種酒精飲料不叫做伏特加，我個人稱作「岩漿」。2093Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡolw4Bf1Qju
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想試試看用這種方式飲酒嗎？2093Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMQ9Kg2cjet
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我還沒試過，有機會應該會試試看；2093Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGpJrKzh2fj
不過岩漿對一般人來說一生只能免費試喝一次。2093Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbhUbl1o8xt
如果還想要喝第二次？
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小問題，如果沒有用酒精灌腸器，而是直接用酒瓶呢？2093Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaijUa1ISMc
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插入倒空後會形成真空狀態而吸著，白人媽媽就這樣拿著吸住的酒瓶‧‧‧‧‧‧剩下的應該可以自行想像了。2093Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmU7ExPFafY
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