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刺拔當圖文部落客快三年了，每個禮拜最大的樂趣，除了下班後享受美食之外，就是想想日常生活中的趣事，然後編輯成簡短的小篇漫畫，一筆一劃慢慢畫出他的世界。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTjX9UoVepg
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當初會取『刺拔』，根本是初入網路世界的中二屁孩心態，妄想用自己的畫筆，將己之所見這世界上的種種不平之尖刺，一一拔除…596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB6MtK0fS21
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多麼狂妄的口氣啊！現在呢？坐在電腦桌前，低頭看了一下自己逐年越擠出衣外的肚子，他長長嘆了口氣。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCPvJcvhBQO
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昨天他PO的漫畫，是有關自己身材走樣的事情；莞爾的自娛娛人，他本身也覺得沒什麼，但看到眾多留言裡，偶爾還是會出現這種的：『本來就長得不能見人了還肥成這樣，與其浪費時間放這種爛圖片還不如關掉網誌去做運動。』596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtssZ2yXaeb
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酸民啊，他苦笑。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDilPOhSwaA
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三年來，粉絲數量穩定成長，他心懷感激，前陣子也有出版社主動聯絡，想討論集結成冊的事宜……想當然爾，樹大招風，留言裡三不五時被酸一下，已經是家常便飯。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxHdcwo2sQK
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他已經從不知天高地厚的大學生，蛻變成可以臨危不亂（他自己這麼認為）的社會人士了。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ93nnImyEUT
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裝作沒看到，就是對付這些酸民最好的辦法。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKS9X5HloJT
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跳過酸言酸語和明顯白目挑釁的訊息，他挑選回覆有趣或感覺很用心的讀者回應。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbGPqUONGix
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如往常一樣，今天，『瑟芙蘿』也是第一個留言。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh5fYShgoVr
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『刺拔大今天的漫畫也很好笑！瑟芙蘿最喜歡了！……』然後是一堆愛心和一長串的細細評論。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡndrorUCNnx
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這個粉絲是從他剛在B站出來就跟到現在的，一直都很貼心、懂分寸，也不會多管閒事。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn7lTLZNH4m
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刺拔習慣性地對著螢幕笑笑，慢慢回覆完留言，然後伸了個懶腰，螢幕右下角顯示的時間是深夜。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSA6nffypMu
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起身想去冰箱裡拿點甚麼來喝，才發現已經沒有飲料了。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKgCa2DUvJe
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強迫症在這時候發作，周末夜沒有烏龍綠他會脾氣暴躁。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIRHti7g8fc
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一邊碎念自己健忘，一邊隨手抓起鑰匙，他穿著夾腳拖就要出門去家附近的便利商店。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsS5ILEXsdy
596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9IYCH3j7Ep
等電梯時，他無聊地張望了鄰居的門口。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZeCdIdO8JI
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去年搬進這棟老公寓時，這一層只有他一戶，隔壁鄰居似乎是今年搬進來的，門口鋪了地墊、掛著一把傘、擺了幾個小巧可愛的盆栽；那鄰居從來沒跟他打過招呼，遇到了也只是低著頭迅速走過……當然他沒為這件事煩心，大城市裡，誰不防呢？596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcKhdnTpb2B
596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcWIpk7pDSU
『叮』一聲，電梯門開了。一個長髮披肩的女人垂著頭走了出來。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡai2c8LMh7D
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是他的神祕鄰居。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ6eXhfvgL9
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那女人頭總是低低的，這次剛好因為他擋在電梯門口，她才勉強抬頭瞥了他一眼。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHeY4rwEnTS
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過長的瀏海幾乎蓋住她的眼睛，但也只有驚鴻一瞥，刺拔看見她掩蓋在黑髮底下的水靈大眼。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXt6UEiPlUP
596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ndBzluq9V
有著水靈大眼的嬌小長髮神秘鄰居，趁他還在發楞的時候，迅速從旁邊鑽了過去，兩三下開了自家大門，『砰』的一聲進屋去了。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCTGmV9QW2o
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真奇怪的女人，他想。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaYSmDiWHpL
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回憶著剛剛飄過鼻尖的髮香，他按住電梯按鈕下樓。迅速的在樓下便利商店買了飲料和零食，回家的路上，猛地看到路邊相依偎的年輕情侶。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIDMyoXjmzo
一股莫名的寂寥感湧現，他趕緊甩甩頭，快快回到自己的小窩才是上策。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi0Iuv1i4nt
596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDZ33ZN72CF
邊吃零食的時候看新聞是他的習慣；一邊是垃圾食物，一邊是垃圾訊息，兩者都是無需動腦的事情，相輔相成，真不錯。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZOzLBo7WHE
596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0dAy8gosoc
隨意的點閱幾個有興趣的頭條，刺拔嘴裡嚼嚼嚼個不停，順道點開網路論壇，想說多少蒐集點靈感，卻突然看到奇怪的標題：596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ1aFPPxZIJ
596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtXdRjEMD3C
【問卦】有沒有發現筆戰班底突然消失的八卦？596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz5xl80NA08
事情是這樣的……我朋友閒來沒事就會喜歡在網路上找架吵，596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5RBd9QgGV8
被釣魚的事情也不是沒碰過，596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBjBs6c0tYG
總之就是神經病一個，596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQbQPew2n4l
但畢竟我們是從小到大的麻吉，596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4RbZsBAA8D
常常網路上還是會聯絡一下。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHaxS44j8zW
上個月他說他和一些筆戰認識的網友發現新目標，596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡviWBxHO5Ub
我罵他神經病後他也沒怎樣，596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc4u4CUUmzn
就喇一喇D賽說掰掰掛電話，596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPuwinabmfO
接著這個月初我的FB和信箱都有來信，596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpNQzLdVzw7
他說他被盯上，還說他網友都莫名其妙突然失聯，596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3znVnmzsCi
我原本想這個神經病又在發瘋，就沒有理他，596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ye3vJqVC9
結果這兩個禮拜他連我一封簡訊也沒回，596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9cpjTAgMU0
電話打不通老家也沒人，596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjdhGSZbyo4
手機LINE連已讀都沒有，一整個越想越毛……596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMRvLWt45S8
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該不會又是什麼都市傳說吧……？刺拔皺了皺眉頭，往下拉跳到回應繼續閱讀。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeA1GJjp5tf
596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNGjjuNdzNx
596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhwsYgyZRXn
→XXXX：他可能突然想去修行吧596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpGevhDWNKZ
→XXXX：別理他，餓了就會回來啦596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWGCw9OHnnE
推XXXX：好像真的有這麼一回事……596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrXTXnOLO3c
推XXXX：給一下你朋友的ID好ㄇ，不然怎幫找596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5q1eSY1L3G
噓XXXX：愛筆戰就要有被鬥死的覺悟啦596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpcqS0xYzAf
→XXXX：我朋友OOOO也失聯，我明天要直接殺過去找他596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ773oOsogEp
→XXXX：有沒有失蹤不報警是因為警察太爛的八卦？596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXsc038WBqi
噓XXXX：愛筆戰的活該596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4bCqpzRwkx
推XXXX：我知道，刺拔的粉絲頁對不對596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOtuQR8TTLh
推XXXX：樓上是在知道什麼啦596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvY29ygwBuV
噓XXXX：八樓小心，下一個就是你596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvGvBsVEIBU
596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1EZJW28bWf
……接著又是一長串各種各樣的回文。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVCmudnjeoZ
596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJFM5arjFBl
但沒有什麼比九樓的留言更吸引刺拔的注意了。粉絲頁？他有粉絲頁沒錯，可他從來沒注意過有人在自己的粉絲頁筆戰啊？596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpgar3kiyY8
596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUcMuunP5oq
困惑之下，他估狗了自己的筆名，想知道些蛛絲馬跡。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt63vixICEi
596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwEEGSslx69
在他不知不覺間，有幾個粉絲自己開的粉絲頁或是社團冒了出來。注意力稍稍被小小的虛榮心轉移了開，但突然，隔壁傳來砰砰砰的巨大聲響。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6EyWxc2Qs9
596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhjtlVjw4i8
刺拔先是嚇了好一大跳，回神後才想到自己隔壁住了個嬌小鄰居，電腦螢幕顯示時間，凌晨三點……一個獨居女孩子半夜怎麼會發出這種聲音？596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIEzsa53zn6
596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVRbMgNwHbx
嬌小的身影，水靈靈的雙眼透過烏黑長髮望著他的樣子浮現腦海。他從椅子上跳起來，抓了手機衝出家門，猛敲隔壁鄰居的門。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhQacK8XCZO
596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs6WVeSRWGk
「有人在家嗎――！？」直到感覺自己手痛，他才想到還可以按門鈴。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSnLKjUIQJ4
沒有多想，刺拔死死的壓著門鈴鈕，一邊再度呼喚：「有人在家嗎――！？」596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNp2s1mMyul
596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgEQb6yVr7T
又一聲悶悶的『砰』的聲音從門內響起，然後聽到鎖頭打開的聲音。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5uq0fG0A1D
596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7QzfI0z53B
比較厚重的內門被打開，有著水靈大眼的嬌小長髮神秘鄰居從裡面探頭出來。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv0Bnarza9o
596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWJbCBplQfW
她已經換掉外出的服裝，換上居家的深藍染亞麻長衫和黑色內搭褲，長髮微微凌亂、潮紅的雙頰、還有微喘起伏的身軀、緊抓住門板的纖細小手。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWcQNvqTNuk
596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcheUeGea2J
除了喘了點，她看起來一點兒事也沒有。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwIRgJIc27B
596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwwoYhray6r
「……請、請問什麼事嗎？」她像貓咪一樣細小的聲音，隔著鐵門傳了過來。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbm1vDUxXJu
596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvAsCnQAfvi
「呃，那個……」刺拔抓抓頭，說：「我剛剛聽到很大的聲音從你家傳過來，還以為妳怎麼了……」596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqjDr0NzQHk
596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7RfwyVSCUI
聞言，嬌小鄰居瞪大眼睛看了他一眼，然後在兩人視線接觸的瞬間又撇開頭，嚅嚅的說：「我、我在組櫃子……」596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjegnTJF4bG
596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZbXABv6Ywv
凌晨三點在組合家具？刺拔差點直接吐槽，不過想到自己凌晨三點也沒睡，也沒什麼資格說別人了。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuBh669ZjtI
596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEFErB5Fq3E
「好吧，沒事就好。」他吁了口氣，又道：「不過這棟公寓也老了，隔音不是很好，半夜還是小聲點好了……免得別的鄰居抗議啦……」596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5p2vPb1fXz
596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjVdQ5kZzkN
「嗯……嗯。」她點點頭，「知道。」596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6pEEEHJgon
596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYezAuaCaXh
簡單招呼後，大門緩緩的關上。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfqgiAnSl2R
596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcIGQ9A07aV
剛剛那麼一驚，回到自家電腦桌前冷靜下來後，熬夜的疲累感同時湧上。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmU4EDlEPAT
596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZmrcCI5tEk
存了圖檔、關掉電腦、刷牙洗臉尿了尿，抓抓肚子就翻上床，閉上眼睛。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp0fzkRz4bR
睡著前，刺拔才想到一個無關緊要的事情。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhvjJS9kumq
596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX2jU0OBEGZ
那位神秘的嬌小鄰居，從頭到尾沒有讓他看到屋子裡的樣子；她只小心的把門開到自己身體擋得住的縫隙。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCf2zxQq4jQ
596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMpO7fkF75C
住在大都市裡，女生都要很謹慎啊。他想，然後昏昏沉沉的就睡死了。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgGRz4SEA7w
596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡik2ATrZ2wF
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渾噩醒來，是因為鈴聲。
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他夢見自己在猛按隔壁鄰居的電鈴，但其實，吵醒他的是自己家門的門鈴。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo47MCE05mZ
596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdDS0u3YWjt
『叮――咚――叮咚叮咚叮咚――』毫不死心的瘋狂猛按，讓他有種回到昨日的錯覺。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvu8REbWTHV
596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxsIXCGAgjO
睜開酸澀的眼睛，抓起手機一看。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSLz2ys1ykh
早上十點半。搞什麼？他皺眉。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0w82LNCm3H
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『叮――咚――叮咚叮咚叮咚――』門鈴還在響。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6YW74nHlzu
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被這麼一催，屋子的主人也是會急的。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ7UN48rrlu
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「來了！」刺拔吼了出聲，然後慢吞吞的下床穿衣穿褲，晃到客廳開門。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKP4mlzOkvx
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因為平常很少有訪客，所以刺拔也忘了要先確認來者。這件認知，是他開門後，看到對方的制服才想到的。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgImS692wgf
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「您好，請問您是網路部落客刺拔先生本人嗎？」596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0r5IqIz89q
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是警察。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLI9vDF45wy
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「關於這陣子發生的連續失蹤案件，我們想向您詢問一些事情。」596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjRroIE8Hsd
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他真該找件像樣的褲子穿的，刺拔心想。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmrcBzlhzsq
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只穿一條四角褲的雙腿，不知為何抖了一下。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNcKISJdWzR
《待續》596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfUWLhhxTxN
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