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刺拔當圖文部落客快三年了，每個禮拜最大的樂趣，除了下班後享受美食之外，就是想想日常生活中的趣事，然後編輯成簡短的小篇漫畫，一筆一劃慢慢畫出他的世界。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqImoQJXSYr
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當初會取『刺拔』，根本是初入網路世界的中二屁孩心態，妄想用自己的畫筆，將己之所見這世界上的種種不平之尖刺，一一拔除…596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAHQ7EHJLX8
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多麼狂妄的口氣啊！現在呢？坐在電腦桌前，低頭看了一下自己逐年越擠出衣外的肚子，他長長嘆了口氣。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJGh4WLCe5D
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昨天他PO的漫畫，是有關自己身材走樣的事情；莞爾的自娛娛人，他本身也覺得沒什麼，但看到眾多留言裡，偶爾還是會出現這種的：『本來就長得不能見人了還肥成這樣，與其浪費時間放這種爛圖片還不如關掉網誌去做運動。』596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRINZ7jaKfb
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酸民啊，他苦笑。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWEfXxFd4kY
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三年來，粉絲數量穩定成長，他心懷感激，前陣子也有出版社主動聯絡，想討論集結成冊的事宜……想當然爾，樹大招風，留言裡三不五時被酸一下，已經是家常便飯。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡatuJOroXXN
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他已經從不知天高地厚的大學生，蛻變成可以臨危不亂（他自己這麼認為）的社會人士了。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRUKR5k7xx3
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裝作沒看到，就是對付這些酸民最好的辦法。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡomBBbxHyBG
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跳過酸言酸語和明顯白目挑釁的訊息，他挑選回覆有趣或感覺很用心的讀者回應。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr0vM91ZdEj
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如往常一樣，今天，『瑟芙蘿』也是第一個留言。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW1I1xydFn1
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『刺拔大今天的漫畫也很好笑！瑟芙蘿最喜歡了！……』然後是一堆愛心和一長串的細細評論。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFDj7jRJ6BP
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這個粉絲是從他剛在B站出來就跟到現在的，一直都很貼心、懂分寸，也不會多管閒事。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZDdUmVx3Ww
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刺拔習慣性地對著螢幕笑笑，慢慢回覆完留言，然後伸了個懶腰，螢幕右下角顯示的時間是深夜。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD61IUHRqAp
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起身想去冰箱裡拿點甚麼來喝，才發現已經沒有飲料了。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyIAuNUvm8y
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強迫症在這時候發作，周末夜沒有烏龍綠他會脾氣暴躁。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXGpdF4g3aw
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一邊碎念自己健忘，一邊隨手抓起鑰匙，他穿著夾腳拖就要出門去家附近的便利商店。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeopdyrBgbs
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等電梯時，他無聊地張望了鄰居的門口。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYwkepWWZAe
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去年搬進這棟老公寓時，這一層只有他一戶，隔壁鄰居似乎是今年搬進來的，門口鋪了地墊、掛著一把傘、擺了幾個小巧可愛的盆栽；那鄰居從來沒跟他打過招呼，遇到了也只是低著頭迅速走過……當然他沒為這件事煩心，大城市裡，誰不防呢？596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUsa1reW06F
596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ85hzqsNm4X
『叮』一聲，電梯門開了。一個長髮披肩的女人垂著頭走了出來。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbG9lR1aecg
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是他的神祕鄰居。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9J92FIYwXL
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那女人頭總是低低的，這次剛好因為他擋在電梯門口，她才勉強抬頭瞥了他一眼。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdBDa1055ui
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過長的瀏海幾乎蓋住她的眼睛，但也只有驚鴻一瞥，刺拔看見她掩蓋在黑髮底下的水靈大眼。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVnoOJzhve2
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有著水靈大眼的嬌小長髮神秘鄰居，趁他還在發楞的時候，迅速從旁邊鑽了過去，兩三下開了自家大門，『砰』的一聲進屋去了。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe3ixZvxVZO
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真奇怪的女人，他想。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ872J3ut9QA
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回憶著剛剛飄過鼻尖的髮香，他按住電梯按鈕下樓。迅速的在樓下便利商店買了飲料和零食，回家的路上，猛地看到路邊相依偎的年輕情侶。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN4KtSiF3FM
一股莫名的寂寥感湧現，他趕緊甩甩頭，快快回到自己的小窩才是上策。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ZAUUQZ13X
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邊吃零食的時候看新聞是他的習慣；一邊是垃圾食物，一邊是垃圾訊息，兩者都是無需動腦的事情，相輔相成，真不錯。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBgFdLru8Ny
596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJgt6IH7Bpn
隨意的點閱幾個有興趣的頭條，刺拔嘴裡嚼嚼嚼個不停，順道點開網路論壇，想說多少蒐集點靈感，卻突然看到奇怪的標題：596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0wQRxWnuoX
596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXzrRfRXgiE
【問卦】有沒有發現筆戰班底突然消失的八卦？596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRzwuyGoO0L
事情是這樣的……我朋友閒來沒事就會喜歡在網路上找架吵，596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlkAP2v8BfL
被釣魚的事情也不是沒碰過，596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy3418IPodH
總之就是神經病一個，596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDDIUC9YVfs
但畢竟我們是從小到大的麻吉，596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwDEbiTTCI4
常常網路上還是會聯絡一下。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ39C7bGuhAh
上個月他說他和一些筆戰認識的網友發現新目標，596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPNjUP7Hi1r
我罵他神經病後他也沒怎樣，596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡECCpbHBCcI
就喇一喇D賽說掰掰掛電話，596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3F99dVMts0
接著這個月初我的FB和信箱都有來信，596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxYV33ukLUm
他說他被盯上，還說他網友都莫名其妙突然失聯，596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjeNcWFGV5I
我原本想這個神經病又在發瘋，就沒有理他，596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBD7msoDS9M
結果這兩個禮拜他連我一封簡訊也沒回，596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUIgSWvTrpA
電話打不通老家也沒人，596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU7YEX8Q0Gq
手機LINE連已讀都沒有，一整個越想越毛……596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJaWARueI70
…………596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqN8uof0Mgl
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該不會又是什麼都市傳說吧……？刺拔皺了皺眉頭，往下拉跳到回應繼續閱讀。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBipQfSn6gO
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→XXXX：他可能突然想去修行吧596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡecQFG0bOpp
→XXXX：別理他，餓了就會回來啦596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3LMhfOgUqJ
推XXXX：好像真的有這麼一回事……596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqSuCbiss4s
推XXXX：給一下你朋友的ID好ㄇ，不然怎幫找596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0XXh0RtdvR
噓XXXX：愛筆戰就要有被鬥死的覺悟啦596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsQ9OVGFaBN
→XXXX：我朋友OOOO也失聯，我明天要直接殺過去找他596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW2bG6py7cU
→XXXX：有沒有失蹤不報警是因為警察太爛的八卦？596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6iA89tBiPN
噓XXXX：愛筆戰的活該596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMBdewVSv24
推XXXX：我知道，刺拔的粉絲頁對不對596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ79IzQ0lLPz
推XXXX：樓上是在知道什麼啦596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcOR6XCDEyG
噓XXXX：八樓小心，下一個就是你596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuP1Pq4Swap
596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWSUmVZdTxQ
……接著又是一長串各種各樣的回文。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3mc6VyQqMl
596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ25hFS0N12K
但沒有什麼比九樓的留言更吸引刺拔的注意了。粉絲頁？他有粉絲頁沒錯，可他從來沒注意過有人在自己的粉絲頁筆戰啊？596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuUUxiYHofS
596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzFT6E2HihU
困惑之下，他估狗了自己的筆名，想知道些蛛絲馬跡。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfLKTxZYOAP
596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbGMjVBAhL4
在他不知不覺間，有幾個粉絲自己開的粉絲頁或是社團冒了出來。注意力稍稍被小小的虛榮心轉移了開，但突然，隔壁傳來砰砰砰的巨大聲響。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFZeDXxeGYX
596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb5vUQrPc3w
刺拔先是嚇了好一大跳，回神後才想到自己隔壁住了個嬌小鄰居，電腦螢幕顯示時間，凌晨三點……一個獨居女孩子半夜怎麼會發出這種聲音？596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFyESoEkFAd
596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUcr8qZBJnD
嬌小的身影，水靈靈的雙眼透過烏黑長髮望著他的樣子浮現腦海。他從椅子上跳起來，抓了手機衝出家門，猛敲隔壁鄰居的門。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvnfB8zrlvn
596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1D6SYzkthb
「有人在家嗎――！？」直到感覺自己手痛，他才想到還可以按門鈴。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF5oanl10DA
沒有多想，刺拔死死的壓著門鈴鈕，一邊再度呼喚：「有人在家嗎――！？」596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOkxnl2ZWlR
596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnZ2KtMfWSs
又一聲悶悶的『砰』的聲音從門內響起，然後聽到鎖頭打開的聲音。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnlkpE8JFbA
596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA27MFKhQPg
比較厚重的內門被打開，有著水靈大眼的嬌小長髮神秘鄰居從裡面探頭出來。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP4K8FO2qZ9
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她已經換掉外出的服裝，換上居家的深藍染亞麻長衫和黑色內搭褲，長髮微微凌亂、潮紅的雙頰、還有微喘起伏的身軀、緊抓住門板的纖細小手。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLB0prhI5e9
596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ85KxHtgIAy
除了喘了點，她看起來一點兒事也沒有。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ93tKlUyydX
596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvOnu3KCiEk
「……請、請問什麼事嗎？」她像貓咪一樣細小的聲音，隔著鐵門傳了過來。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYbXAaMh9fw
596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4DztBZJ8aQ
「呃，那個……」刺拔抓抓頭，說：「我剛剛聽到很大的聲音從你家傳過來，還以為妳怎麼了……」596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiVfgirQCcp
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聞言，嬌小鄰居瞪大眼睛看了他一眼，然後在兩人視線接觸的瞬間又撇開頭，嚅嚅的說：「我、我在組櫃子……」596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr1VmQkYFxt
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凌晨三點在組合家具？刺拔差點直接吐槽，不過想到自己凌晨三點也沒睡，也沒什麼資格說別人了。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo8xsZFFH4b
596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjZ4PvOwo94
「好吧，沒事就好。」他吁了口氣，又道：「不過這棟公寓也老了，隔音不是很好，半夜還是小聲點好了……免得別的鄰居抗議啦……」596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrSzGYeRFgP
596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp9MbpSCNkm
「嗯……嗯。」她點點頭，「知道。」596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbRuxeuAnwf
596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3x1KJCUZUp
簡單招呼後，大門緩緩的關上。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTyXmCALNKT
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剛剛那麼一驚，回到自家電腦桌前冷靜下來後，熬夜的疲累感同時湧上。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRs2iLLAxV0
596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Yztfmoi4R
存了圖檔、關掉電腦、刷牙洗臉尿了尿，抓抓肚子就翻上床，閉上眼睛。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQV6Td2TSBt
睡著前，刺拔才想到一個無關緊要的事情。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhhmUzwdQ3p
596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq6vnGFIiyL
那位神秘的嬌小鄰居，從頭到尾沒有讓他看到屋子裡的樣子；她只小心的把門開到自己身體擋得住的縫隙。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc8G1N7LpLV
596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡORyA3tUF76
住在大都市裡，女生都要很謹慎啊。他想，然後昏昏沉沉的就睡死了。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdW6j1d3yuZ
596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu1eEe8FW2Y
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渾噩醒來，是因為鈴聲。
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他夢見自己在猛按隔壁鄰居的電鈴，但其實，吵醒他的是自己家門的門鈴。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1j5iI78iOT
596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEqfjcd5A1l
『叮――咚――叮咚叮咚叮咚――』毫不死心的瘋狂猛按，讓他有種回到昨日的錯覺。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4fanntpO2t
596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo6FNBmNRsb
睜開酸澀的眼睛，抓起手機一看。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGfJvyl6RK1
早上十點半。搞什麼？他皺眉。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiLz14Pmso2
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『叮――咚――叮咚叮咚叮咚――』門鈴還在響。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaed9r8Urt6
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被這麼一催，屋子的主人也是會急的。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8JAWktQosR
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「來了！」刺拔吼了出聲，然後慢吞吞的下床穿衣穿褲，晃到客廳開門。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2lJwIK6nPi
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因為平常很少有訪客，所以刺拔也忘了要先確認來者。這件認知，是他開門後，看到對方的制服才想到的。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHygTt2B37K
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「您好，請問您是網路部落客刺拔先生本人嗎？」596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhXGouzoPbG
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是警察。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ42Ce4lHE8R
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「關於這陣子發生的連續失蹤案件，我們想向您詢問一些事情。」596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCXQCfrHzqE
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他真該找件像樣的褲子穿的，刺拔心想。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjYgFrWR12p
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只穿一條四角褲的雙腿，不知為何抖了一下。596Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIyyBOieDmY
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