粵語有個詞叫口水佬。270Please respect copyright.PENANAgfBNs2JH7X
口水佬,顧名思義是空口講白話到口沫橫飛的男人。270Please respect copyright.PENANAKdRlOoZkGH
最近無口系有由「裙腳仔」進化成「口水佬」的趨勢。270Please respect copyright.PENANAa4exeJLtQb
別誤會!我並不是說無口系變得愛講話,而是每日晚餐時間,只要一椅子一擺出來,管你放好餸菜沒有,無口系都會準時入席。入席要若無得吃,牠就一直打呼打到你餵牠為止。而如果你不餵,那口水誇張得滴下來,一大滴、長長的,有夠要命!270Please respect copyright.PENANAQY5r6r3zgO
有時並不是有的吃,又或開餐,只是煮好的菜先放出來,也能吸引無口系上檯。270Please respect copyright.PENANArnLHc6OKJf
我細細把卷成餅的香腸切分,無口系從沙發小跑過來,一下躍上我腿上,期待不已盯著熱呼呼的香腸。270Please respect copyright.PENANALsPXvUOvVl
「香腸來的。你不吃的!」270Please respect copyright.PENANA3HbfMxtTAj
無口系瞬間聽不懂人話,見坐在腿上我也不就範,隨即走到桌角坐,皺眉瞇眼瞪著我。270Please respect copyright.PENANAplZaDyV6Hh
「又不是我不餵!」270Please respect copyright.PENANAdbT9Hwz4o9
甚是無辜!然而在無口系眼中就是罪不可恕!270Please respect copyright.PENANAaMAOc5jQcG
「魚還在蒸,蒸完也要等媽咪回家才可以吃呀!」270Please respect copyright.PENANAO4iuxLB2MB
無口系如山不動瞪著我,然後,嘴裡流了豆大的唾液出來。270Please respect copyright.PENANAJ1fK84ZzHC
「天呀!」我抽出面紙,輕輕印拭一嘴口水「別像個口水佬一樣!」270Please respect copyright.PENANAycwew1U7Am
無口系昂昂頭躲完,又坐了一陣子,見真的沒得吃,沒趣跳下桌子,坐在廚房門前,守株待「魚」。270Please respect copyright.PENANA7SFD7JRQBG