粵語有個詞叫口水佬。345Please respect copyright.PENANAab2EfGSDdL
口水佬,顧名思義是空口講白話到口沫橫飛的男人。345Please respect copyright.PENANAWAxOkvX7lo
最近無口系有由「裙腳仔」進化成「口水佬」的趨勢。345Please respect copyright.PENANAEUsQ9mta5V
別誤會!我並不是說無口系變得愛講話,而是每日晚餐時間,只要一椅子一擺出來,管你放好餸菜沒有,無口系都會準時入席。入席要若無得吃,牠就一直打呼打到你餵牠為止。而如果你不餵,那口水誇張得滴下來,一大滴、長長的,有夠要命!345Please respect copyright.PENANAxraZsYAfC0
有時並不是有的吃,又或開餐,只是煮好的菜先放出來,也能吸引無口系上檯。345Please respect copyright.PENANAlvAzK8NaCi
我細細把卷成餅的香腸切分,無口系從沙發小跑過來,一下躍上我腿上,期待不已盯著熱呼呼的香腸。345Please respect copyright.PENANAteElRkEZiq
「香腸來的。你不吃的!」345Please respect copyright.PENANALrcV3jcxZA
無口系瞬間聽不懂人話,見坐在腿上我也不就範,隨即走到桌角坐,皺眉瞇眼瞪著我。345Please respect copyright.PENANAiOAJ94O6h7
「又不是我不餵!」345Please respect copyright.PENANA3qFZNn1dES
甚是無辜!然而在無口系眼中就是罪不可恕!345Please respect copyright.PENANAG8X1kJZpPd
「魚還在蒸,蒸完也要等媽咪回家才可以吃呀!」345Please respect copyright.PENANAhTsfr08GNx
無口系如山不動瞪著我,然後,嘴裡流了豆大的唾液出來。345Please respect copyright.PENANAxNwfTc1Cmm
「天呀!」我抽出面紙,輕輕印拭一嘴口水「別像個口水佬一樣!」345Please respect copyright.PENANAVCAKlaKd1E
無口系昂昂頭躲完,又坐了一陣子,見真的沒得吃,沒趣跳下桌子,坐在廚房門前,守株待「魚」。345Please respect copyright.PENANAKKyhajKubb