粵語有個詞叫口水佬。286Please respect copyright.PENANAXr8Wv2smtE
口水佬,顧名思義是空口講白話到口沫橫飛的男人。286Please respect copyright.PENANA6UnNg6sgBu
最近無口系有由「裙腳仔」進化成「口水佬」的趨勢。286Please respect copyright.PENANAZ3P76V78MR
別誤會!我並不是說無口系變得愛講話,而是每日晚餐時間,只要一椅子一擺出來,管你放好餸菜沒有,無口系都會準時入席。入席要若無得吃,牠就一直打呼打到你餵牠為止。而如果你不餵,那口水誇張得滴下來,一大滴、長長的,有夠要命!286Please respect copyright.PENANAcP2mcmpblT
有時並不是有的吃,又或開餐,只是煮好的菜先放出來,也能吸引無口系上檯。286Please respect copyright.PENANAxhbpGRs9wL
我細細把卷成餅的香腸切分,無口系從沙發小跑過來,一下躍上我腿上,期待不已盯著熱呼呼的香腸。286Please respect copyright.PENANAGJU4Kux24V
「香腸來的。你不吃的!」286Please respect copyright.PENANA2Nt7uze2zp
無口系瞬間聽不懂人話,見坐在腿上我也不就範,隨即走到桌角坐,皺眉瞇眼瞪著我。286Please respect copyright.PENANANHiGNN4DEq
「又不是我不餵!」286Please respect copyright.PENANAujh3O2Ypft
甚是無辜!然而在無口系眼中就是罪不可恕!286Please respect copyright.PENANA4syH3J11QZ
「魚還在蒸,蒸完也要等媽咪回家才可以吃呀!」286Please respect copyright.PENANAC3tU8pQMZE
無口系如山不動瞪著我,然後,嘴裡流了豆大的唾液出來。286Please respect copyright.PENANAaHDF1p8FE5
「天呀!」我抽出面紙,輕輕印拭一嘴口水「別像個口水佬一樣!」286Please respect copyright.PENANAEB5a5hSEAP
無口系昂昂頭躲完,又坐了一陣子,見真的沒得吃,沒趣跳下桌子,坐在廚房門前,守株待「魚」。286Please respect copyright.PENANArKlTcYj59n