聰明反被聰明誤,那聰明還算是聰明嗎?569Please respect copyright.PENANA4QXsWSkD6q
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默明擁有澱粉之手此事,畢時在比試前從間時的口中略略得知。569Please respect copyright.PENANA2Y6KOVKZJZ
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眼見默明良久沒有拿取蘋果批進食,畢時心中不禁生起了好幾個想法,其中之一就是桌上的蘋果批裡頭大多有詐,碰巧自己所吃下的第一件蘋果批恰巧就是屬於正常無害的蘋果批,所以到目前為止暫時並沒有異狀發生。569Please respect copyright.PENANAnSbTm3PDLD
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這個猜測當然只是猜對了一半,皆因畢時所吃下的第一件蘋果批乃屬特製加料版本,純粹是因為他的味蕾在兩星期前壽司店一役後尚未完整康復,故此才體會不到淮鹽的強大威力。569Please respect copyright.PENANAvS5drK4cvz
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蘋果批是由默明親手製作,她定必自有辦法辨別出好與壞的蘋果批。569Please respect copyright.PENANAi7XfH7vv9V
眼看默明以三秒奇速吞下一件蘋果批,畢時下定決心做一次醜人,強搶默明在比賽最後一分鐘時候所拾起的蘋果批。569Please respect copyright.PENANAWPMy1eQkM2
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“一切也是為了首期!”569Please respect copyright.PENANAOrNkh5zJVT
耍無賴使出祿山之爪強搶民女手上的蘋果批之際,畢時自我麻醉自己。569Please respect copyright.PENANAhGrevN9kWX
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「你!」569Please respect copyright.PENANAUsucDkisw8
生怕畢時意圖作出非禮行為的關係,默明雙手交叉掩在胸前以保自身安全,當機立斷捨棄九件蘋果批,任由畢時把蘋果批放到靠近自己的位置。569Please respect copyright.PENANAXjiIzraOg1
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比賽時間只餘下不足一分鐘,畢時也顧及不上甚麼儀態,一次過地把其中三件蘋果批大口咬下去。569Please respect copyright.PENANAxDAklLmx42
默明見狀後,亦分別從桌上抽取三件不同位置的蘋果批,仿照畢時的做法一口氣咬上三件蘋果批。569Please respect copyright.PENANADgZRXhHMfq
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就是這樣,尚餘四十秒之時,雙方比數暫為四比四。569Please respect copyright.PENANAWmKRVZA8nY
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此際,默明猶豫了一下,企圖伸出雙手奪回早前所餘下的那六件蘋果批。569Please respect copyright.PENANAaxxH9USUL2
洞悉到默明的意圖後,畢時朝那六件蘋果批快速地用上舌頭舔了數下,以「口水沾污食物大法」來強奪蘋果批的進食權。569Please respect copyright.PENANAJwvX8ZssGH
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「你這個無恥之徒!」569Please respect copyright.PENANACOGLHrRZtY
忌諱與畢時的口水作出任何接觸的緣故,默明打消了取回蘋果批的想法。569Please respect copyright.PENANAi5WP3kv8hl
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“對不起,我只是為了首期而已!”569Please respect copyright.PENANAtNjv7MT12f
畢時深知自己的行為毫無風道可言,只好在心底裡自言自語,自我製造道德救贖。569Please respect copyright.PENANA8eW3whqI2E
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時間無多,畢時把心一橫,決定施展自己男兒口大吃四方的本領,把六件蘋果批以1字方式直排送進口裡。569Please respect copyright.PENANAXvFL6tTRsb
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和尚裁判見狀後,立馬意圖發聲阻止,奈何卻有一股溫厚的聲音在他準備開口之際勸助了他。569Please respect copyright.PENANA0awvu3u24I
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“夢為,天命不可違,這一劫畢施主是必須要承受的。”569Please respect copyright.PENANAkUO0JEUpZ6
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“徒兒明白......”569Please respect copyright.PENANAiDFiz2SFEQ
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「冥......冥叔,廁......廁所在哪裡?」569Please respect copyright.PENANAPatfAKhv3n
畢時左手掩著肚子,右手掩著屁股,面青口唇白的作出詢問。569Please respect copyright.PENANAvEirPeOwhb
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「不想排隊的話,前面走廊往右轉的角落就是男廁。」569Please respect copyright.PENANAsZYhCFyP6o
察覺到畢時的異樣後,冥叔皺眉道。569Please respect copyright.PENANAPhdo3GUdAu
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啪!569Please respect copyright.PENANA9LAmnPWKV2
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比賽時間尚餘二十秒左右,畢時在痛定思痛下決定放棄比賽,直奔廁所方位。569Please respect copyright.PENANAy5MYlojNSg
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這場比賽,最終的勝利者為麥默明,一切也盡在她的預算之內。569Please respect copyright.PENANAryjCNPXtWE
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默明所拾起的十件蘋果批中,除了她第一時間吃下的蘋果批外,其餘的均是含有快速引致痾嘔瀉症狀的蘋果批;569Please respect copyright.PENANA3Yh2TltoTy
其後她所吃下的三件蘋果批,均是安全的「富士」蘋果批。569Please respect copyright.PENANATOCTCbJjNH
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她先以呆等十四分鐘的方式製造出蘋果批裡含有毒藥的「假像」,並在最後一分鐘裡拿取十件蘋果批,目的就是想誘導畢時搶去誤以為是安全的蘋果批,並在比賽緊張關頭下以狼吞虎嚥的方式吞下蘋果批,引發出痾嘔瀉任一症狀。569Please respect copyright.PENANALSYS5Yh703
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每一件蘋果批的藥物含量均比安全標準超出十倍有多,短短在一分鐘內吃下十件蘋果批的話,情況可以說是不堪設想。569Please respect copyright.PENANAbq3TvxpCUZ
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「那麼,執行懲罰的日期,我稍候會通知貴店的。」569Please respect copyright.PENANATsGURPFiyx
默明無意再作逗留,只是想盡快離開現場洗淨雙腳。569Please respect copyright.PENANA5xCP5P386S
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「唔,沒問題。」569Please respect copyright.PENANA2S8HSosPBV
冥叔點頭黯然道。569Please respect copyright.PENANAQfBChlof6W
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「咦,這......這是?」569Please respect copyright.PENANAVBtLcfBP7U
在將要離開之際,默明發覺桌下的一角有著一個打開狀的銀包,裡頭收藏了一張畢時與其女友孫旗在山頂上的合照。569Please respect copyright.PENANA5SdXqyZwjT
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這一刻默明才意識得到,為何她早前總是覺得畢時這個名字在哪裡聽過似的,原來畢時就是同校同事孫旗的男朋友!569Please respect copyright.PENANApRnruD4I3S
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“麻煩了!我隱瞞在默記秘撈多年的事,大有可能會被孫旗揭發舉報!”569Please respect copyright.PENANA9SkEKYqkOO
想到這一點後,默明一剎那間感到心虛了起來,大為後悔何以自己會如此衝動,在沒有做足充分調查的情況下便貿然前來宣戰。569Please respect copyright.PENANArdKrkpYosu
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「咦,這......這是?」569Please respect copyright.PENANAiy0izxNcEl
接近在同一時間,冥叔亦察覺到畢時銀包的存在,只不過他的著眼點並不在於二人合照上,而是與銀包連在一起的漢堡神偷鑰匙扣。569Please respect copyright.PENANAtt3X0gD2Mp
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這個漢堡神偷手中所持的竟然不是漢堡包,而是魚柳包?569Please respect copyright.PENANAY9TB6JsK87
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感到好奇的他蹲下身拾起銀包,細心打量著那個如此特別的鑰匙扣。569Please respect copyright.PENANAL73KOMezQy
不經意間,他發現了漢堡神偷的右鞋裡有著一個微細孔穴,設計如同手提電話安置電話SIM卡的針孔機關一樣。569Please respect copyright.PENANAeKRJzWWnQs
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嗖!569Please respect copyright.PENANACqJ5pKbzTg
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用上外物插向孔穴後,魚柳包裡那件魚柳上的芝士突然往外彈出。569Please respect copyright.PENANADQQjITrNQ5
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「這豈不是.......Devour特種部隊總司令級的徽章?569Please respect copyright.PENANAD035rKbc7i
這名畢時少年的軍階,竟然還要比我和深臨為高?」569Please respect copyright.PENANAxXxqWaP6lk
冥叔汗流浹背的把芝士推回到魚柳包裡,大感惶恐。569Please respect copyright.PENANAfw5Ix8QyPO
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「夢冥施主,雖然你已非出家弟子,但我建議你還是不要做出這種鼠竊狗偷的事情,把銀包物歸原主吧!」569Please respect copyright.PENANATitobM5Dh3
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冥叔抬頭一看,只見夢為和尚消失得無影無蹤,這番說話是和尚以百里傳音的方式隔空傳送到自己的心裡。569Please respect copyright.PENANAyviKSLrNC6
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「還有一件事,你我今天相緣尚算是一道緣份,那我也不妨贈你一句良言。569Please respect copyright.PENANASMgWKN3K6g
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今天晚上,我建議你還是請病假好好回家休息一下吧!」569Please respect copyright.PENANAxKZcFkBrWj
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晚上十一時半,默記鋪面大閘已關,間時正在收銀機前清點數目。569Please respect copyright.PENANAklt8gIsu6o
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「喂,霞,為何收銀機下的抽屜放有一個柑的?」569Please respect copyright.PENANAHg6dpmvFiT
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「今天下午有一個婆婆說我的笑容很甜美,像她的孫女一樣,硬是要把柑送給我作禮物!569Please respect copyright.PENANAYEKCE5WyKn
你感到口乾的話,便隨意拿去吃吧!」569Please respect copyright.PENANAfL2OiKy7uS
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「嗯,大家今天辛苦了!來吃柑吧!」569Please respect copyright.PENANASdprYcdIOr
間時並沒有獨食之意,而是分「柑」同味,把柑塊分享給予店內的七名核心員工。569Please respect copyright.PENANASIKQF65p1O
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「這柑真甜!冥叔可真的沒有口褔了!」569Please respect copyright.PENANAFQ0eUnsOMa
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間時嬉皮笑臉之際,完全沒有察覺到垃圾桶裡的其中一塊柑皮表面上,貼上了一張紅色大門的貼紙。569Please respect copyright.PENANApCDLS687DW