到默記取西經，實屬我因一時之氣對夢為大師所作出的嘲諷。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLyn7QzLTso
520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlIw3VgvoEf
我並沒有想得到，他竟然會用上「為著沉重的磚頭不惜東西兩邊走」這道精妙回覆作出反諷，意指我為了取得外父大人所贈予的凱旋門首期，不惜在希爾頓分店及新城市廣場分店兩邊來回走動。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKZN91eYhpO
520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ1KcB1pTDJ
「大師，你找人查找過我的背景？520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9KqKR6ERRH
為何你會知道我東西兩邊走，以及背後的目的？」520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJckOoauQo2
聽到夢為大師這道維肖維妙的比喻後，我不禁對他生起警戒心。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq3OqlWCg5y
520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Dc6dPCkek
依我記憶所得，我跟夢為大師只曾有過兩次會面，第一次是在新城市分店與麥默明的蘋果批比試，第二次則是在希爾頓分店跟麥默宋的同班同學丁香進行數學比試。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa7u2gbIhQO
兩次會面中夢為大師均充當成為裁判角色，但我跟他的對話總句數並不超過十句，其後亦沒有任何交心的交集。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFkAadKYBGZ
520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡstPEwIkbLm
「畢施主，你這可真的是此言差矣，貧僧仍為出家之身，早已把世俗之事拋諸腦後，又何以會無緣無故追查施主的私人生活呢？」520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMwa9xEAfMC
夢為微微低頭，意圖向我突顯其光滑反光的光頭，不帶一根煩惱絲。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGaxJbBFmGJ
520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLpt0a9dFF2
「大師，你始終並沒有回答得到我的提問！為何你會知道我的私事！」520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmIYvJUHjZj
已聽厭政府空泛無內容官腔的我，當下竟然又從一名和尚的口中聽到帶人繞花園的對話方式，心裡不禁怒火中燒，沒有再跟他有半點客氣。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZjFx5zysiN
520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3mLHXIGNQd
「善哉善哉，我佛慈悲！520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTFCmYWU7mQ
畢施主，事實上並不是貧僧有意了解你的私事，而是施主你強迫貧僧觀看人你的經歷往事呢。」520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOLNTOfXhxM
夢為閉上雙眼，雙手合實，搖頭道。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfhl5L4lMue
520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgs9EEXaWVx
「俗語有云，雙眼是心靈之窗，由你雙目跟我對視的那一刻起，你便已經把心底裡的想法強行透過打開的窗戶迫使貧僧觀看！」520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmfGWzxpUtm
520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0VlxwiblrN
「吓......？」520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTIVAk9dFkV
如此苟且荒謬的理論，我自出生而來也沒曾聽過。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjGp5eNNQur
520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZfwhOFOQXR
「你不相信嗎？那麼畢施主你現在嘗試隨機想著一個數字，然後再跟我雙目交投吧！」520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQJnJXRRbtf
夢為大師一道悠然自得的模樣。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2sJF6tQC8M
520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMcqcKzKSQQ
瞪！520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6incQAZmEd
520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡukKcko9sw2
為了當場擊破夢為大師這道謬論，我亦跟隨他的意思去做，烔烔有神的直瞪著他。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuFoX1Yv2fm
520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfJqaXwQdW7
“罪過！罪過！不愧為善良之刀所選之人......”520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSAskZr0r93
夢為跟我對望的時間還不足一秒，便已立刻把頭垂低下來。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZTuYcNPG3B
520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyA2bluAOup
「畢施主，你可真的是非常狡猾呢！520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOOiSYcBM3R
貧僧明明只是叫你心想一個數字，但你竟然......520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9WXp3he2Le
善哉善哉，畢施主你剛才所想的是，三萬、一筒和西。」520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoQDknGXG35
520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD7ifGolwj5
聽到夢為大師能夠準確無誤地說出我心中的想法後，我當下後退了兩三步，難以置信「雙眼竟然真的會是心靈之窗」這道事實。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Z0ZfqBBaS
520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6r9LskukWs
「畢施主，你無需驚慌，世間上擁有窺視別人心靈之窗能力的人士可謂絕無僅有，老納純粹只是一名較為特殊的存在而已！520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3TcYcm2cFy
520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfgd6a2yCEY
只不過，請別怪貧僧多口說一句，若然你遇見有人經常性地閉上雙眼或瞇起雙眼的話，請你務必要多加提防，這是他們心藏歪念不敢展示予人的神經反射動作！」520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhw1ZRGMLU9
夢為大師極為諷刺地以閉上雙眼的姿態說出這一番話，伸出右手指示我取回魚柳包神偷鑰匙扣。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8lFE4QafDV
520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR8gOfTKQls
「哦......」520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUR6IU8fX1J
得知面前之人的確是一名奇能異士後，我亦不敢跟他有半點頂撞，以雙手恭維的姿態取回鑰匙扣。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwnkRyLWv10
520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe3sZyBYNit
520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡChMX1XPWyZ
「你我今日相遇絕對是緣份的安排，既然畢施主你有遵守承諾，隨身攜備被大慈悲咒開光過的鑰匙扣，那老納也不妨再贈予畢施主一句智理明言。」520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTMLJTUgkDm
此刻，夢為大師亮出一道兇神惡煞的眼神，右手食指中指合上，劍指我的心臟位置部位。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhdbJThhuIJ
520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3mnzbHSrAl
「過度的善良，只會自取滅亡！」520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡytOKtg6YAy
520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwGzu710ytJ
____________________________________520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ100pnKqAUp
520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL26KNpEdxU
大師的這句說話，一直在我腦海裡揮之不去。跟他道別後，我不斷思索細味著這句說話所暗藏著的意思，不知不覺間亦來到了沙田中央圖書館。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY2PCANIj7X
520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOBrPW8k7xk
“唉，與其思索這些虛無縹緲的事情，倒不如花心神研究學術文章還好吧！”520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTgFkguYA3V
520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHjOLsktYBN
到圖書館裡列印了數份與糖和鹽有關的學術文章，我便隻身出發前往希爾頓分店，利用糕普攝錄機完成間時委託下來的工作。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡddrnHOfWcp
520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡya6pdenyhZ
時間約為十時半左右，我來到希爾頓分店的門口前方。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNQD0BSqLTe
520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeE3W1gp06F
無獨有偶，我在正門前遇到了接近有一個月沒有見過面的麥默宋。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCk1cnUDSV4
520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5EctFYmE3D
「嗨！」出於禮貌，我向她揮手打上招呼。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtT7BKY1Bk8
520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPg3umolhZ9
殊不知道，她彷彿就像是撞邪了似的，眼神極為閃縮，慌慌張張的雙手抱著一袋黑色膠袋以反方向奔走逃跑，消失在老遠的人群之中。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6wsufwTXk6
520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmkdhSWWH2R
「用不用走得這麼快呀？我的樣子很恐怖嗎？」520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzhflGduRdA
我隱約看到了黑色膠袋裡藏有紅色的布料，但並沒法推測得到內裡收藏著的究竟是甚麼。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbsJoqSb54c
520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb6ySIAV0TZ
520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI3Iq7g8iVF
“為何......為何他褲袋裡會有魚柳包神偷鑰匙扣的？520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdv19UmNMos
難道，這是情侶裝鑰匙扣？我的是男性神偷，而他的是女性神偷？”520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnC2v3CzEN3
默宋上氣不接下氣的躲在遠方一角，瘋狂地胡思亂想，展開了一系列的天馬行空虛構推理。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡolyh3xmYOG
520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡenJZKTwe8y
魚柳包神偷鑰匙扣乃為她一生人中異性所送贈的第一份禮物，處於青春少艾時期的她並不懂得應該如何作出處理，只好把它當成珍寶似的收藏在自己的睡房裡頭。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsWAbTtU4PR
520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf3r90fWnfC
亦是因為這樣，她心裡始終沒法徹底忘記畢時這個人，尤其見到真人的時候更是手足無措。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡimx6HLnKNN
520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Ahd5Cm3T4
520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNG1Fjx6uiT
對於默宋想法毫不知情的我走進店舖內裡後，驚見一道熟悉的臉孔就在我眼前的不遠方，而對方亦接近在同一時間察覺到我的存在。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSOElMbtdRw
520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY6supuQ9oT
520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrhsV1djN9M
「你為何會在這裡的？」我大叫一聲。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcKpqLrcTo6
520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF6eUQTofzg
520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfmvavsK34d
520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPGvLGNzEIk
520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRIkYJrD0S4
520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlljmw7w9fk
520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCYzw4ryQlT
520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ84BOnpWXFs
520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHEAkIT8TZp
520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdyXvHihFjZ
520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXdR7DkrPqF
520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡztRDeO8PD5
520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbd8ZVhyY09
520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl1urgSHt27
520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgj0PU22fqr
520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡScUzCBYMjM
520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyQBvB4XUUt
520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIcS2EmcfTo
520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe6dfVXLkmV
「哦？畢時？你來得正好！520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0N1vTg9i8V
你快點過來嘗試一下我的手勢，為我的中式牛柳及咕嚕雞球評一評分吧！」520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvFk12gbGpR
我的好友景方雄穿上一身廚師束裝，揮手著我前來。520Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGghl8eunrz
Penana
search
Loginarrow_drop_down
Registerarrow_drop_down
