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No Plagiarism!wx7mLbw1ZdDnBa0lRE8Hposted on PENANA And so I learned the power of the cow. It was quite simple really. It mostly consisted of learning various lengths, and pitches of mooing. For example mooo moo is how you levitate objects. And if you say moo moo mooo you could make any nearby non-living object explode. And no that is not their language. Just like saying bippity boppity boo is not part of ours. The cow training only took about an hour. I began to wonder if my mom was worried about me.
"About my parents..." I said to Betsy.8964 copyright protection787PENANAK4E4fYfSBO 維尼
"It's fine, we made a decoy of you."8964 copyright protection787PENANAfkAX0ByQXC 維尼
"Really? How?"8964 copyright protection787PENANAPyxzv8Uk20 維尼
"The will of the grass" the cows mumbled.8964 copyright protection787PENANA2OxlUDtUgl 維尼
"So you're saying that my parents don't know the difference between a man and grass?"8964 copyright protection787PENANAewGyb9O63e 維尼
"The grass is all powerful." They replied.8964 copyright protection787PENANAOt8hPmvEzR 維尼
"Right..." I said.8964 copyright protection787PENANAX4CN3tKlxj 維尼
So, now that I learned the way of the cow, can I go home now?8964 copyright protection787PENANA91ulmPJzJC 維尼
"No"8964 copyright protection787PENANAt4u6zFkcPf 維尼
"Let me guess, the grass disagrees"8964 copyright protection787PENANAET7s3dPkDQ 維尼
"The grass is all powerful. You mustn't argue it's power."8964 copyright protection787PENANA5UUfO9O3cH 維尼
"Right, yeah I'm leaving."8964 copyright protection787PENANAp1zKSnyVWb 維尼
The grass tied around my leg.8964 copyright protection787PENANA9TPHowhWmw 維尼
"Moo moo mooo" I said hoping to blow up the grass.8964 copyright protection787PENANAQgNQKDrE9k 維尼
The grass did nothing.8964 copyright protection787PENANAuDV7Xolk9d 維尼
"The grass is all powerful. We must praise it." The cows said.8964 copyright protection787PENANAf8Vpy6x29v 維尼
I wanted to go home, but apparently I was stuck.8964 copyright protection787PENANAgB1ttegwIp 維尼
"Fine, when I free all you're bovine friends, the can I go home?"8964 copyright protection787PENANAuREu6614GT 維尼
"If it is the will of the grass."8964 copyright protection787PENANAmcPiNtkMuR 維尼
Right. I thought. Let's do this thing.8964 copyright protection787PENANAhRt8d4eMhp 維尼
"Wait," said Betsy, "first you need the sword of the grass."8964 copyright protection787PENANAjtDaGbQ8gA 維尼
She handed me a sword.8964 copyright protection787PENANATDUVGLye53 維尼
"I hereby dub you sir Waldo" the cow said handing me the sword.8964 copyright protection787PENANATHutR9Bs7N 維尼
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