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No Plagiarism!GUxt3NJWP4IYLJS4nYn7posted on PENANA And so I learned the power of the cow. It was quite simple really. It mostly consisted of learning various lengths, and pitches of mooing. For example mooo moo is how you levitate objects. And if you say moo moo mooo you could make any nearby non-living object explode. And no that is not their language. Just like saying bippity boppity boo is not part of ours. The cow training only took about an hour. I began to wonder if my mom was worried about me.
"About my parents..." I said to Betsy.8964 copyright protection761PENANAmiuQhx1vKt 維尼
"It's fine, we made a decoy of you."8964 copyright protection761PENANAb0a5JjSEHw 維尼
"Really? How?"8964 copyright protection761PENANAjgvC5C0EQe 維尼
"The will of the grass" the cows mumbled.8964 copyright protection761PENANAsAr52DWKD3 維尼
"So you're saying that my parents don't know the difference between a man and grass?"8964 copyright protection761PENANAgCFf4R4oKD 維尼
"The grass is all powerful." They replied.8964 copyright protection761PENANA6onDm7TBze 維尼
"Right..." I said.8964 copyright protection761PENANA7ZsetWiimB 維尼
So, now that I learned the way of the cow, can I go home now?8964 copyright protection761PENANAVZ4ZD8EWid 維尼
"No"8964 copyright protection761PENANAdcDA0pHk10 維尼
"Let me guess, the grass disagrees"8964 copyright protection761PENANACz7NUpXn4p 維尼
"The grass is all powerful. You mustn't argue it's power."8964 copyright protection761PENANA4a7Sw44HVY 維尼
"Right, yeah I'm leaving."8964 copyright protection761PENANAg35FJ0gmul 維尼
The grass tied around my leg.8964 copyright protection761PENANAoU9SyrOHAM 維尼
"Moo moo mooo" I said hoping to blow up the grass.8964 copyright protection761PENANAT9pijeC0Vx 維尼
The grass did nothing.8964 copyright protection761PENANABazcd58kQg 維尼
"The grass is all powerful. We must praise it." The cows said.8964 copyright protection761PENANAZ09d0U2vsy 維尼
I wanted to go home, but apparently I was stuck.8964 copyright protection761PENANAQ2YhVaVOFN 維尼
"Fine, when I free all you're bovine friends, the can I go home?"8964 copyright protection761PENANAhvhSnAcDcR 維尼
"If it is the will of the grass."8964 copyright protection761PENANAuPpzwRe27a 維尼
Right. I thought. Let's do this thing.8964 copyright protection761PENANAV1QPJq1Bae 維尼
"Wait," said Betsy, "first you need the sword of the grass."8964 copyright protection761PENANAFShhHjbe3J 維尼
She handed me a sword.8964 copyright protection761PENANAWTBV9b8P8G 維尼
"I hereby dub you sir Waldo" the cow said handing me the sword.8964 copyright protection761PENANAgdkFljzSh1 維尼
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