First things first: this is the story of how I die. Over and over again.
Just thought I should get that off the platter, in case you blame me later or something. My Mum always told me - never cheat your audience. Whenever she would tell me a bedtime recitation, she'd always begin with a line or two which essentially let me decide what kind of a yarn it was going to be.
I am currently sitting in a private jet with three other live people (four, if you include the pilot), a hound, a spirit and a corpse.
So. Yeah.
I have to somehow make you catch up how it got to this.
But don't get confounded just yet. I'll explain everything best as I can. So here goes nothing.
Just give me a second. Where do I begin?
I guess I should tell you my name first, otherwise if you want to spread my tale you'll never be able to . . . but wait. No. Sorry, I can't tell you my real name.
What should you call me, then? Uhm, let's see. "M" is a letter I'm pretty fond of, so . . . Mandy . . . Marry . . . Mar . . . Marra. That's cool. Right. You can call me Marra.
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But Marra, you're a boy; why would you chose such a feminine name?682Please respect copyright.PENANAZ9Pm4iUKSS
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Because I'm big on gender equality, I am. Plus, I really like the name, so it doesn't matter what you think. Ha-ha, in your face! 682Please respect copyright.PENANAPJZvakefBV
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Perfect.682Please respect copyright.PENANArmA25UKu3d
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I don't want to get cocky, I'm just an ugly little boy. You heard it right. I'm so ugly, in fact, that if show up knocking on your threshold, you'd shut the door on my face. 682Please respect copyright.PENANA5wV0g0mPKF
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Yeah. I'm that ugly.682Please respect copyright.PENANAbYbVmDHf4v
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Now, as for the dying part - well, that's a whole lot more complicated. I don't want to keep you in the dark, really. The sole point of me telling this to you is because I want my story to be told, so I'm going to be totally honest with you, alright. Totally.
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Even if that means you shall think of me as a complete jerk.
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