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No Plagiarism!ucNTIdzg5uuvmt9203TCposted on PENANA 讓太太為自己理髮,是男人對另一半展現最問之無愧的時刻,因為,想想啊,要是真做了什麼對不起老婆的事,理髮時,那尖銳的剪刀就在眼珠前晃來晃去、鋒利的剃刀就在喉頭前比來比去,你還坐得住嗎?啊?坐得住嗎?我問你!8964 copyright protection408PENANATg0U014OQS 維尼
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於是,「吶,剪好了,來,我幫你洗頭。」太太甜甜地悅,然後將我帶到洗手台邊,接滿水,打好肥皂,洗清髮渣,吹頭……8964 copyright protection408PENANAcVlCn4QA2E 維尼
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啪滋滋滋!!8964 copyright protection408PENANAfKCJOyRxRN 維尼
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那是我生前最後聽到的聲音,來自吹風機掉進水中時竄進耳中的電流聲。8964 copyright protection408PENANAtmbUEnAymw 維尼
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以及等待投胎的那七天,老婆更多的呻吟——在靈堂前和隔壁老王行房的時候:8964 copyright protection408PENANAkOiv08rIDD 維尼
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「怎麼會有那麼白痴的人……嗯~~,會自己把吹風機掉到水裡……嚶!討厭!輕點啦,死相!」8964 copyright protection408PENANAPFHi49IVNh 維尼
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