鋤禾日當午，汗滴禾下土。 506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡItk2KEJyiI
誰知盤中飧，粒粒皆辛苦。506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTabL1J0y7U
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嗯...506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1rSXdKXFWF
雖說農夫耕作真的很辛苦，烈日當空之下，辛苦地在田間鋤地。506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM7ij8hn5gp
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但說真的寫這首詩的李紳還真是不知道劣食的可怕。506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiS5mn8ePJe
這句詩句，可說是簡直是害人不淺，人類文明的一大障礙。（好吧我誇張了，李兄莫怪...）506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrX7x0zWgfC
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話說在我小學三年級的時候，到好友家中打遊戲機，兩個好友拿著可樂裝作是啤酒，開懷暢飲，交錯觥籌，好不痛快。506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3eVfrfUJi0
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然而，天下無不散之延席，時針踏上六字，也是時候回家吃飯了。506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUlQyFhA2he
「呵呵...這麼高興，不如留下來吃個便飯吧...」朋友的姨姨剛巧在家，笑瞇瞇的說道。506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRxGmHLflpc
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「好啊！」
就這樣，我做了當時人生最錯誤的決定。
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請別誤會，朋友的姨姨還真的挺友善的，說什麼也是笑瞇瞇的，就像是和藹可親的鄰家阿姨一樣。506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcsMjqmsUmr
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然而，她的烹飪技巧卻是...506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4pWgrYJxei
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嗯...別樹一幟。506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsn3EkT0zFu
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沒想到這一餐「便」飯， 原來是指那味道跟...大便...差不多。506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIiF3nIxijk
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餸菜就先別提了，每一口都是帶著不同的驚喜，第一口吃下去的時候，是鹹的，非常的鹹，鹹得腎臟也是像要離我而去的那種。506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2hZmpRJaw2
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第二口吃下去，卻是甜的，這讓我很懷疑是啊姨把糖當成鹽，然後再加回大量的鹽...506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7exl2iWlVD
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然而，吃了兩口之後，我便失去了再吃下去的勇氣，再吃下去，我感覺自己的生命會有危險。506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS6hVG9mVtu
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餸菜不能吃，我還有飯嘛！506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl3LTY0KWr0
所謂飯才是主食，其他都是陪襯而已。506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTzIj9culsC
而且，現代人煮飯，也只是把米粉放進電飯煲而已，應該沒有問題...吧...506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwIWhpIC5Ck
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萬沒想到，白飯，竟然是生的！506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFvOl72Mve6
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所謂米不成炊，生米沒有煮成熟飯。506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpxY6LBUfqG
那爽脆的口感，難以下嚥的硬度...至今還是讓我難以忘懷。506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIlxs5IGZwx
偷偷看向旁邊的好友，卻見他早有經驗，只盛了一小碗的白飯，斯文地一小口一小口的吃著。506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHkaTRn6roH
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而我，卻是盛了一大碗的白飯，以求大快朵頤！506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzauiucMMHV
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「我飽了！」好友吃光碗中的白飯，便是大叫一聲，匆匆把飯碗放在廚房中，整個動作行雲流水，絲毫沒有給他的姨姨添飯的機會。506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrYNzyAdKjI
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還有這一著！506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfsWu5A7hvw
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「我也飽了！」我眼前一亮，夫子步亦步,夫子趨亦趨，我也拿起飯碗，便是要走到廚房。506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfuTT84NRwW
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「慢著！你還未吃完呢！」一道溫柔的女聲，把我最後的希望扼殺。506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEuJaM1VcKY
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「粒粒皆辛苦啊，小鶴！」506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRjJh8owsRv
（嗯，我不叫小鶴，不過名字只是代號啦...）506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkbNxT2Tvvc
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天啊！李紳，我恨你！506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmReG2evfuP
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誰知盤中飧，粒粒皆辛苦。506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtEJcgiVyan
這次又是另一番的體會，每一粒都是吃得很辛苦。506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6oSyE7BLP9
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