鋤禾日當午，汗滴禾下土。 608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmgAY6lyeQZ
誰知盤中飧，粒粒皆辛苦。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM3gEgoluUk
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嗯...608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm7PfsUgiyi
雖說農夫耕作真的很辛苦，烈日當空之下，辛苦地在田間鋤地。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKQXD1HNMCm
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但說真的寫這首詩的李紳還真是不知道劣食的可怕。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRKtUH4HJnM
這句詩句，可說是簡直是害人不淺，人類文明的一大障礙。（好吧我誇張了，李兄莫怪...）608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnsEJxw6jwm
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話說在我小學三年級的時候，到好友家中打遊戲機，兩個好友拿著可樂裝作是啤酒，開懷暢飲，交錯觥籌，好不痛快。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfrnYhhXJyN
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然而，天下無不散之延席，時針踏上六字，也是時候回家吃飯了。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjGQJHMenCh
「呵呵...這麼高興，不如留下來吃個便飯吧...」朋友的姨姨剛巧在家，笑瞇瞇的說道。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0FZqydJLpN
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「好啊！」
就這樣，我做了當時人生最錯誤的決定。
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請別誤會，朋友的姨姨還真的挺友善的，說什麼也是笑瞇瞇的，就像是和藹可親的鄰家阿姨一樣。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT5LXSVRiRO
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然而，她的烹飪技巧卻是...608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHMvrWoyhPz
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嗯...別樹一幟。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGUDFPhyVfE
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沒想到這一餐「便」飯， 原來是指那味道跟...大便...差不多。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq8brlWnmHw
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餸菜就先別提了，每一口都是帶著不同的驚喜，第一口吃下去的時候，是鹹的，非常的鹹，鹹得腎臟也是像要離我而去的那種。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1zL5F6McOO
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第二口吃下去，卻是甜的，這讓我很懷疑是啊姨把糖當成鹽，然後再加回大量的鹽...608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6dT5EYWKdo
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然而，吃了兩口之後，我便失去了再吃下去的勇氣，再吃下去，我感覺自己的生命會有危險。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡglag93Ay73
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餸菜不能吃，我還有飯嘛！608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZrszjpUQgc
所謂飯才是主食，其他都是陪襯而已。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuG31fNPk3L
而且，現代人煮飯，也只是把米粉放進電飯煲而已，應該沒有問題...吧...608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOGJaN7NqO4
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萬沒想到，白飯，竟然是生的！608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWCZRqBuM9c
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所謂米不成炊，生米沒有煮成熟飯。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkAFSA9F0WK
那爽脆的口感，難以下嚥的硬度...至今還是讓我難以忘懷。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXywQLS6VtJ
偷偷看向旁邊的好友，卻見他早有經驗，只盛了一小碗的白飯，斯文地一小口一小口的吃著。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjVxp52G33V
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而我，卻是盛了一大碗的白飯，以求大快朵頤！608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTzTZvauRWk
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「我飽了！」好友吃光碗中的白飯，便是大叫一聲，匆匆把飯碗放在廚房中，整個動作行雲流水，絲毫沒有給他的姨姨添飯的機會。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7NV9bmoPPV
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還有這一著！608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsMsHAUgDZG
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「我也飽了！」我眼前一亮，夫子步亦步,夫子趨亦趨，我也拿起飯碗，便是要走到廚房。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡemrAWO3ASn
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「慢著！你還未吃完呢！」一道溫柔的女聲，把我最後的希望扼殺。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZe2yYTGXZT
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「粒粒皆辛苦啊，小鶴！」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV7lGBaXKBC
（嗯，我不叫小鶴，不過名字只是代號啦...）608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpFBgfxJRKY
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天啊！李紳，我恨你！608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwkqypyvEVR
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誰知盤中飧，粒粒皆辛苦。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn7VMA1KwHD
這次又是另一番的體會，每一粒都是吃得很辛苦。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCPP7YfTJmE
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