「叩，叩，代表你好，我已經通知咗軍師，如果教父想見你，會再通知你。」有人係門外面講。204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmaZs0u0hJ2
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講完之後，只係聽到一陣離去嘅腳步聲，我都係時候面對呢個咁奇特嘅情況。經過頭先沖涼而冇一大班人好似日本整蠱節目咁衝入嚟，我將係整蠱節目嘅機會率降低咗。204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuI04FXFLyE
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我行到落花園，一如以往奇異嘅目光望埋嚟，我決定搵個唔太起眼嘅地方坐低聽吓佢地講咩，觀察吓發生咩事。204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw51oVhXGkg
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我聽到係一場婚宴，仲要主人家嫁女添。我見到個攝影師畀人打爛咗部相機，睇嚟婚禮攝影師同喺香港做記者一樣咁危險，成個畫面越嚟越似曾相識。204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKuhV5UIays
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就係呢個時候，我聽到一個熟悉嘅聲音，我個部冇訊號嘅手機竟然響緊，仲要冇來電顯示，奇怪都咁一定係替身攻擊啦。事到如今，替身攻擊都要聽啦。204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5YtU4mnn3e
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「喂，呀傑，我個電話壞咗。」電話另一邊嘅呀木講。204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEVKX7ORjr6
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「吓！？」204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiTgXS8q2Ab
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「本身我都懷疑緊自己部電話壞咗，成年都冇震過，而之後我頭先諗住用手提打畀你啦，竟然唔通喎，咁我咪落街用電話亭打囉，通咗，咁咪即係我部電話壞咗囉。」呀木講。204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVdLoGwrihJ
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就喺呀木發表佢呢段咁震驚十四億人嘅壞電話偉論嘅同時，我見到主人家行出嚟。204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkmzc6ZRcSj
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holy shit ！真係一個講緊廣東話嘅馬龍白蘭度呀！同我想像一模一樣，唔係真係咁老套畀Netflix食咗落《教父》世界？204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVehpTIjz2K
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「喂！」「喂！」「喂！」呀木講。204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBm6p8LsWsy
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「講件事你知，我頭先開Netflix ，之後有道白光，我暈咗醒翻就喺一個馬龍白蘭度著緊老西煲呔紅玫瑰仲講緊廣東話嘅地方，我懷疑自己入咗《教父》世界。」204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjdfIYrK7yj
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「估唔到你仲黐過我，但聽落幾好，有冇簽名同合照？」呀木講。204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEhfrd9I3bZ
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「想呀，但叫黑手黨大佬影相同攞簽名唔係咁易架喎。」204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBhCbfF1e32
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「冇事嘅，幫我要多張，最好攞埋簽名啦。」呀木講。204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNIs27SCsaI
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「唔係，我有啲擔心。」204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTWRvhuo70V
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「如果我真係入咗電影世界，我點走？」204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA0vNA9FFI7
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「你認真架？」呀木講。204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPGjsn7F4Ra
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「你話你嗰電話亭可以穿梭時空嘛，你可唔可以過嚟？」204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI3VMHUbh20
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「點過？」呀木講。204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy9c1QjENjC
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「好似Doctor who咁？」204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuI2ISZQp3k
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「er.......我講嘅穿梭時空係《隔世救未來》嗰種，唔係《Doctor who》嗰種喎。」呀木講。204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8XIAs28jjY
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「吓......」204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxQfadkABHD
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「.......」呀木冇野講。204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnWTcbgLbA4
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「er......」呀木都冇野講。204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDjkpEG4gwA
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「咁呀，我會睇吓搵唔搵到機會叉電。」204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡszZnqInIDk
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「你研究吓個電話亭可唔可以做到《Doctor who》咁。」204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQHxoXiqN5H
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「我覺得我搵幾個大軍嚟發功會易啲。」呀木講。204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtdaiNnls6o
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「如果你成功就過嚟，唔得就預三日後同樣呢個時間你打比我。」204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1WeCqCB3XV
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「好，不過話時話，點解佢地講廣東話？」呀木講。204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDXmz6QJylH
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「可能係因為我netflix地區較香港？」204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYNvZlSTb3f
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「你有道理。」呀木講。204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTLy0SrWJRX
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「咁最後，你覺得今次你打到比我係僥倖定咩？」204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfXeJrrO7dD
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「er......我試下。」呀木講。204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu9b3DY7P4d
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嘟.......204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRg9zSUFBCt
我坐咗係到五分鐘，冇響過。204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBowXhvtAEP
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仆街啦今次，我翻去現實世界嘅希望交咗比個傻架。204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡodM0Ha6gxq
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就係咁樣，我就成為咗一個流落電影世界，畀人以為我攞住塊杯墊自言自語嘅痴線佬。204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVng9HOpayG
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