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Martin無視阿Ming火一般嘅熱情,額頭印咗「見你前面憎你後面」一行字咁,氣場勁到阿Ming嘅嬉皮笑臉完全謝晒皮。8964 copyright protection431PENANAZIMiikCQUy 維尼
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「咳,要唔要聽個笑話?」8964 copyright protection431PENANAQmzpm1D3vH 維尼
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我笑到忍唔住標眼淚,好唔容易停低抖陣,死人Ming又無啦啦「Blue~」一聲,我直情笑到腰酸背痛,覺得呢世人就真係係咁先。8964 copyright protection431PENANAQ1mfmqx4in 維尼
「邊度有人講笑話自己笑咗先?」Martin無奈地拉我起身。8964 copyright protection431PENANAawT51NjAiE 維尼
「你係咪魚嚟?你啱啱都blue blue地。」講完我又忍唔住笑。8964 copyright protection431PENANADngUklV1Nc 維尼
Martin嘆嘆氣,只留低一句「算了冇嘢」。8964 copyright protection431PENANAVfm0UH6jPJ 維尼
根據我親愛的母親大人教落,冇嘢即係有嘢。但佢唔願意講,我都唔想夾硬嚟。8964 copyright protection431PENANANrXHs7alih 維尼
有冇試過用筷子夾空氣?除非被嘢裝住,到你真係「見到」,如果唔係點夾都夾唔起。8964 copyright protection431PENANA3fYenBrqD0 維尼
外賣好快嚟到,阿Ming睇中咗我啲薯角,眼見佢隻叉都就嚟篤到,點知聽到Martin一句「你做咩?」,佢就停低咗。8964 copyright protection431PENANAgeRO67Hzry 維尼
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呢句野好似喺邊度聽過。435Please respect copyright.PENANAeDEs2zk2OS
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