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No Plagiarism!l2wyhWYyf1TDADHGOUTwposted on PENANA 「要中一早就中咗喇,呵阿賢?」阿Ming一嘢拮穿條薯角,食之。8964 copyright protection361PENANAOgyTv1UbMh 維尼
「⋯⋯阿賢。」Martin望望我。8964 copyright protection361PENANAEMSWsrfgID 維尼
佢就好似個啲,生生性性嘅細路俾人搶咗嘢食咁,唔去打唔去鬧,只會眼濕濕扯住大人嘅衫角,想要一個公道。8964 copyright protection361PENANAOASTH1hPJu 維尼
咁我點可以唔幫呢個靚靚仔仔嘅細路主持大局,討返個公道呢?!8964 copyright protection361PENANAeMT8IPX0TB 維尼
「嗰陣係因為已經過咗六點,夜喇,宜家先三點三,唔使擔心。」為咗增強說服力,我唔單止分多兩隻薯角俾佢,仲係阿Ming嘅抗議下搶咗塊厚多士俾佢。8964 copyright protection361PENANAYIOvgsLxZL 維尼
我自己都順手食咗兩塊。8964 copyright protection361PENANABCIGOYUbzR 維尼
「我食你一舊薯角咋喎,一舊咋喎!我半份多士咁就冇撚咗!!!」8964 copyright protection361PENANAyuGa67ozhd 維尼
喺阿Ming呼天搶地嘅時候,Joyce終於到咗。佢今日連變色Con都冇戴,換咗副黑框眼鏡,睇嚟真係出得好急。8964 copyright protection361PENANAFOjtO4WBQh 維尼
唔使我哋介紹,Joyce已經伸出手同目標人物打招呼:「Hi我係Joyce!阿Ming嘅女朋友!」8964 copyright protection361PENANAJFPIQLNNOt 維尼
見佢哋兩個正正經經咁握手,我向阿Ming提出我嘅疑問:「佢點知嗰個係Martin?」8964 copyright protection361PENANArK5MXhY3Cq 維尼
「我點知,我只係話『阿賢覺得有個人怪怪地』。」阿Ming都呆咗。8964 copyright protection361PENANAZtMd4lvoBJ 維尼
聽聞gay有gaydar,咁腐女係咪都有個腐dar?8964 copyright protection361PENANA3pAhBe38HW 維尼
Joyce話肚餓冇食飯,唔使兩三啖就將阿Ming另外個半份多士消滅咗,然後開始佢嘅調查:「你平時用開咩香水㗎?你身上有一種淡淡嘅⋯⋯A4紙香。」8964 copyright protection361PENANA84pelTITNG 維尼
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我差啲俾凍檸茶濁親。8964 copyright protection361PENANAVjEdilNl0c 維尼
講真,呢對情侶真係好撚危險,一邊食嘢一邊聽佢哋講嘢等同自殺行為。8964 copyright protection361PENANAIgRoWQx76d 維尼
我問阿Ming:「A4紙係咩味?」8964 copyright protection361PENANAJWKqU31VA1 維尼
我一直都唔覺Martin身上有香味,除咗公廁嘔到七彩個次⋯⋯咩味就唔洗我講明喇,我哋兩個都有,嗰陣吹咗好耐風先散。8964 copyright protection361PENANArLKENtA9YV 維尼
「你信佢?佢平時連糖同鹽都聞唔出。」8964 copyright protection361PENANAzMq24UHaDZ 維尼
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Sor囉,我都要舐過先知。8964 copyright protection361PENANAbpEQPxpl4Y 維尼
Martin:「⋯⋯我冇用香水。」8964 copyright protection361PENANAJPyXEerQ6D 維尼
「哦,唔緊要。」Joyce棟起雙手,握拳,表情凝重:「咁你有冇處理食物中毒嘅經驗?」8964 copyright protection361PENANAmoVoTUDuqB 維尼
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姐係咁,本身Joyce過嚟係為咗睇下Martin係咪如我所想怪怪地,但而家相比之下,我覺得Martin都幾正常。8964 copyright protection361PENANAoyX48vT0iO 維尼
同埋我懷疑呢條問題係針對我!8964 copyright protection361PENANA1OoI9OEpzZ 維尼
「冇。」見Joyce露出擔憂嘅表情,Martin補充:「我有相熟嘅醫生。同埋我識call白車,我仲可以call私人飛機⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection361PENANAA2VcEmb15K 維尼
Ok,我確認了,Martin係真係怪。8964 copyright protection361PENANAwm0CEMnnnW 維尼
因為佢真係如實相告,好撚認真咁答緊!!!8964 copyright protection361PENANAo5vdCd9mVT 維尼
Joyce點點頭表示滿意,只差在拎張表填上「錄取」。8964 copyright protection361PENANAm9Badwyr3n 維尼
「話說你都幾靚仔,有冇女朋友呀?」8964 copyright protection361PENANAM7yA38hb2X 維尼
Martin窒咗下:「⋯⋯你唔係阿Ming女朋友咩?」8964 copyright protection361PENANAZ8gSOmofQU 維尼
噗——8964 copyright protection361PENANAwYCrB2B2kQ 維尼
Martin腦迴路有時候都幾神奇下,我除咗笑都係笑。8964 copyright protection361PENANAN40nVhIlBa 維尼
阿Ming就笑唔出了。一餐下午茶,佢食唔到厚多士之餘,仲差啲就多咗頂帽——可能呢啲就係有失必有得,雖然佢未必想要。8964 copyright protection361PENANACw4aXYFfsr 維尼
「我唔係呢個意思,」Joyce略顯尷尬,「靚仔唔拍拖幾可惜,有需要可以幫你拉下線咁姐。」8964 copyright protection361PENANAyfBD6UfDDx 維尼
「唔使,多謝你。」8964 copyright protection361PENANAgXvdhzNicN 維尼
「咁睇嚟有鍾意嘅人喎。」Joyce意味深長。8964 copyright protection361PENANAZGj7l0At3L 維尼
「⋯⋯冇。」Martin突然改口風:「有。」8964 copyright protection361PENANA4bUc3QMUI7 維尼
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咁即係有定冇?365Please respect copyright.PENANAQjSImegfpX
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