跑完某個夢境本後,大家在討論著劇情。
我 :話說啊,一開始角色是穿著睡覺時的衣服對吧855Please respect copyright.PENANAQImV8QhAHH
KP :沒錯855Please respect copyright.PENANA0hZ07fOGJ0
我 :那麼我的角色應該是全裸才對wwwww
調查員們接下了尋人的委託,開始詢問細節。
我 :所以這個人長什麼樣?有我帥嗎?855Please respect copyright.PENANAxpVjEiyDQd
NPC :肯定有。855Please respect copyright.PENANA8CwcKHrc8f
PC2 :比他帥的人滿大街都是,很難找誒。
KP :你看見無數條觸手順著走廊向你們席捲過來855Please respect copyright.PENANAd1liQHT6zC
玩家:有多少條?855Please respect copyright.PENANAkvTejzwOOW
KP :嗯……855Please respect copyright.PENANAhrKFEMCqwq
(KP roll 1d100 = 2)855Please respect copyright.PENANAqXUwQkzU2a
KP :有兩條。
警方邀請調查員調查兇案現場。
我 :我要嘗試偷走從屍體找到的東西。855Please respect copyright.PENANA0Hq2vaSzPD
(巧手失敗)855Please respect copyright.PENANAmOrNQDin78
KP :旁邊的警察盯著你。855Please respect copyright.PENANAKA0eSwEjDK
隊友 :我要從他手上巧手走東西。855Please respect copyright.PENANACYQX6Mi5D0
(巧手成功)855Please respect copyright.PENANATydugDLCXa
隊友 :(細聲對我說)今次是我贏了。
KP :呢個係好日系嘅日系本黎,只要你地正正常常跑就唔會出事
隊友1 :到底呢度有冇正常人呢?855Please respect copyright.PENANAdF0cw3KcVP
隊友2 :我好正常㗎
(稍後)
隊友2:眾所周知呢,XXX就係盲嘅855Please respect copyright.PENANAVZi7YuO0fF
我 :下你個角色盲嘅?855Please respect copyright.PENANA5R4JnPkJZk
隊友2:但佢只係鍾意合上眼扮盲855Please respect copyright.PENANA0IZe6Xzeug
我 :……855Please respect copyright.PENANAHXsX4Hf5Cd
我 :正常?????
我 :(嘗試描述但腦死狀態)佢哋係咪遇上咗嗰個……暴風雪嘅沙版……855Please respect copyright.PENANAL4FDZRgqBk
GM:沙塵暴
隊友:COC有冇Darkvision㗎
隊友 :1920係咪有嗰個……煤油電筒855Please respect copyright.PENANADKar5irYRi
全員 :你要不要聽聽自己在説什麽
(DND,我角色倒地Death Saving 失敗一次,三次會死)
Q :(脫離戰鬥前)洗唔洗擲埋Death Saving855Please respect copyright.PENANAT1ATrLhaEp
DM蛇 :擲埋囖唔會出1掛 (1 = Critical Fail = 2次失敗)855Please respect copyright.PENANASlYMaBFTUk
我 :roll 1d20 = 1855Please respect copyright.PENANApIAR7YRQun
我角色:暴斃855Please respect copyright.PENANAMY9kVFcAYt
我 :渣蛇立Flag!!!!!!!!!!!
KP :你見到上面懸掛落嚟係拉梯嘅線855Please respect copyright.PENANAw8IbPL8nGO
隊友:你哋見唔見到呢條線,呢條就係我哋嘅主線
隊友:(推跌敵人箝制)我要以自由女神之名!限制你的自由!
玩家角色為龍戰隊,大半都是龍裔
DM :你們找到這本古書……你們有人會龍語嗎?855Please respect copyright.PENANAUgURm8DGfc
全員:(望)855Please respect copyright.PENANAxgSYZ7XlEw
DM :噢對哦。
隊友(牧師):我嘅神佛陀,叫我嚟平靜眾生855Please respect copyright.PENANAS9gevjoSHf
DM:你記唔記得你個神係邊個855Please respect copyright.PENANAypLalwHr1F
隊友(牧師):唔記得,總之唔係佛陀
DM :我記得你地當時有一個人在門口偷聽,然後光明正大地衝了進去,說「讓我來幫忙吧」。855Please respect copyright.PENANAX8XcdRXkzK
我 :很像隊友A或隊友B會做的事855Please respect copyright.PENANAyts7umER24
隊友A:我沒有印象855Please respect copyright.PENANAPPgCYq8a4d
隊友B:不是我855Please respect copyright.PENANAETWyb0bcKZ
我 :(翻查Notes)855Please respect copyright.PENANAO3J6T4daJl
我 :是我做的。
我 :(慷慨激昂演說)855Please respect copyright.PENANA6Q3fiGIZbJ
DM:做個說服檢定855Please respect copyright.PENANAhGwUZGGAqE
我 :Roll 1d20+3= 9855Please respect copyright.PENANAsGlfoGxAv8
DM:啊,雖然你的話挺有說服力……855Please respect copyright.PENANATGxBsCLjLE
我 :但我的骰點不夠高855Please respect copyright.PENANAUNAAt9utzx
DM:但你的骰點不夠高wwww
調查員正在向警察問情報
我 :警察先生,先來吃點朱古力餅休息下如何?855Please respect copyright.PENANAgZ5g1z0Z1a
隊友A:對對,來喝瓶水吧855Please respect copyright.PENANAy5rU5Sth6e
警察 :朱古力餅啊……(不感興趣)855Please respect copyright.PENANA46xdG603w7
我 :(掏口袋)不然吃點維他命補充下?855Please respect copyright.PENANABRPzBARAlZ
我 :(掏口袋)或者護肝丸?855Please respect copyright.PENANAM2myzF90te
KP :警察望了望你手上的東西,全部拿走之後說——855Please respect copyright.PENANApbT7lJg5Yx
我 :蛤?全部?855Please respect copyright.PENANAjQptsa6HaM
隊友B:鬼叫你攞咁多出黎。855Please respect copyright.PENANAu8WqIHtxuF
我 :我諗住比佢揀咋!點知佢會全都要姐!855Please respect copyright.PENANArnHRIXWpgD
我 :我被人老笠啊!!!855Please respect copyright.PENANAtVqSdWtFh5
我 :揾人報警啊!!!
某隊友:委托人可以不老實,可以不夠錢,但不可以又不老實又不夠錢!
(隊友用塔莎狂笑術將盜賊首領控制在遠處)
盜賊A:大哥呢?大哥在哪裡?你們對大哥做了什麼?!855Please respect copyright.PENANA5dGzDFuXLA
隊友 :放心吧,你們的大哥會笑到最後的。
沙魯嘉德:她在生仔?855Please respect copyright.PENANA70gHeEsGcw
DM :沒錯,牧師你有什麼要做?855Please respect copyright.PENANAsq0Ng48lQY
沙魯嘉德:我給她一個Guidance855Please respect copyright.PENANAM6UhWQ6HEU
沙魯嘉德:(男性角色)我教她生仔
我 :現在已經無關我的誓言,就算誓言存不存在,我也要阻止你,因為這是一件正確的事!隻揪啊!855Please respect copyright.PENANAjxNpbquQiY
(當時年幼的我尚未知道自己有多後悔說出最尾三個字)855Please respect copyright.PENANAKoxcB2fjVf
(稍後)855Please respect copyright.PENANAStQdqCyVzL
Boss:(被五個冒險者圍攻)聖騎士,這就是你所說的隻揪嗎?855Please respect copyright.PENANADuK1BThM0L
我 :……855Please respect copyright.PENANAsFRGC45oVS
我 :(看著對面小兵和隊友亂鬥)855Please respect copyright.PENANATYXNreLwHO
我 :這個是855Please respect copyright.PENANAs5nmJh3ECU
我 :混合隻揪。855Please respect copyright.PENANAUHnJy3DEGE
DM :你感受到你的聖徽在震動855Please respect copyright.PENANA4M87xhBkUJ
我 :唔好啊!!!!!855Please respect copyright.PENANAwlOhhuTLC8
DM :《飛花城頭條:混合隻揪術戰勝邪惡勢力,領主大人下令全領地推廣》855Please respect copyright.PENANAHyOti6KXMD
我 :停手啊!!!!!
(搞砸任務後回去跟NPC匯報)
NPC:你們這班沒用的小孩!一點小事都做不好!氣死婆婆了!855Please respect copyright.PENANATWEAkvPoR2
隊友: :(855Please respect copyright.PENANADcTHLpo8Vt
隊友:我們是被選剩的小孩 :(
DM:在這間房間你們看到中央的床以及——(下刪描述200字)855Please respect copyright.PENANAyFaL0JxNMW
我 :炮房855Please respect copyright.PENANAQnGgVhgi3r
DM:你覺得這裡很熟悉855Please respect copyright.PENANA0Ud4BO3QwR
我 :我躺上床,有熟悉的感覺嗎?855Please respect copyright.PENANATr3ba52Psd
DM:有wwww這裡就是你前世的房間855Please respect copyright.PENANAECC1LMUxnJ
我 :炮房
隊友:天哪我們隊一個高智商的人都沒有!855Please respect copyright.PENANA3pSfhh4FVS
我 :有武力就不用智力了。
NPC :你們……有信心打贏嗎?855Please respect copyright.PENANAOLljj9PlZ9
隊友x2:(同時)沒有!!!
隊友:阿婆走得快,一定有古怪;阿婆走都唔走,就更加古怪!
NPC:我的背脊就交給你們了855Please respect copyright.PENANAEvG64ogkoB
PL1 :他的背脊是我們的了,快點在上面刻「精忠報國」
DM:你們的任務是在有限的動作內把箱子運送到指定地方855Please respect copyright.PENANAIb2DGQU5a5
PL1 :我用「召喚動物」召喚出四隻猩猩幫忙855Please respect copyright.PENANABqAmCWCqkN
DM:……855Please respect copyright.PENANAjloZam2OWI
DM:(脫眼鏡抹眼鏡)855Please respect copyright.PENANAbKUHGxzOfg
DM:哪裡來的猴子
稍後
PL1 :我指揮大猩猩圍毆那個NPC855Please respect copyright.PENANAOpiaF5I8Ur
DM:……那個NPC從此生涯多了個污點——855Please respect copyright.PENANANbZ6psfy4k
DM:叫做「被猴子打了」855Please respect copyright.PENANAlKluUsgjZs
DM:哪裡來的猴子……
我 :剛才他們說的事……你有什麼看法?855Please respect copyright.PENANAGVdnjmdaGd
獸人隊友:·_·855Please respect copyright.PENANAeMr46CPemb
獸人隊友:Waaagh!
(劇本出現了只有守序善良能裝備的神器)
DM :你們是什麼陣營?855Please respect copyright.PENANAhrrZ7nHK03
我 :混亂善良855Please respect copyright.PENANAJofSnQoWwJ
武僧:好像是中立善良855Please respect copyright.PENANAC3pASxatqn
牧師:不記得,但我好像不太善良855Please respect copyright.PENANAl9uXtVDQkT
聖騎:我不記得有沒有設定……要先看看855Please respect copyright.PENANAxXOkODBnLp
DM :不用看了855Please respect copyright.PENANAMJihfAvA1w
DM :你現在就是守序善良
DM:花園的芬芳有點像你們會在K11 Musea會嗅到的——855Please respect copyright.PENANAZTHVqtuv8N
我 :很臭。
DM : 在你們成功令小孩自殺之後——855Please respect copyright.PENANANiHHnIEcTs
玩家:???????855Please respect copyright.PENANAxv9gqbR0ML
玩家:是阻止他失敗吧?855Please respect copyright.PENANAhoijlNclVO
DM :哈哈哈哈哈哈總之呢,在你們成功令小孩自殺之後——
玩家:領主來找冒險者幫手是嫌自己不夠多麻煩嗎?
聖騎隊友:變態到這種程度的人非常罕見,這裡已經有一個(指著自己),應該不會有第二個
我 :我去XXX區(類似紅燈區)是去做正事的!855Please respect copyright.PENANA1WqPervNDX
隊友:個個去紅燈區都說自己是去做正事的啦
(電器TRPG)
GM :雖然你們是電器,但也有自己的名字,請問你們叫做——855Please respect copyright.PENANARtOnC7Sfwj
隊友 :蘇格蘭場非工業用國際線路自動溶雪十六嘩佬風油軚垂直升降連雷射彩色洗衣乾衣氣墊雪櫃855Please respect copyright.PENANAjHGyZ6QrbF