Nanthony and Sharlto found themselves at the departure terminal of Melbourne international airport. It had been a rushed decision to leave Australia but the situation with the Pornographius Mandatas had increasingly worsened. Daily checks were conducted anytime they were out in public to check they hadn’t missed their porno dose. Fatigued with the lack of response from the celibacy rebellion and the depression caused by perpetual masturbation, the young men knew it was time to abscond from the country they had once so much loved.
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Sharlto nervously fingered his Air New Zealand ticket with his cum stained hand.
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‘I really hope they don’t scan us and see we’ve been sympathetic with the rebels, I don’t wanna cause any trouble, I just wanna get out of here and live in a country where I can cum serendipitously.’
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Nanthony laughed ‘cum serendipitously? Bro it’s not just gonna happen randomly, even in New Zealand if you decide to wank it will be a choice and when you cum it won’t be a surprise.’
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Sharlto sighed ‘you know what I mean though man I just don’t want to have to fill a wank quota, stop taking what I say uncharitably.’
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Nicholas Anthony ignored Sharlto and calmly played with his nutsack as his eyes focused on the departure board.
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‘Our flight’s boarding soon ma boy, let’s get it.’
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As Shartlo and Nicholas walked toward Gate 15 with the number 1 replaced with an image of an erect penis, a whiney voice rang out across the terminal.
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‘Apprehend them! They’re trying to abscond!’’
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Nanthony recognised the sexually confused voice, it was shrill and gay, tempered by low genetic fitness.
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‘Who the fuck is that?!’ Sharlto yelled out terrified.
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Nanthony gave a dark serious stare, ‘it’s The Others, it’s the ugg boot maxi dress wearing one I blew up in my Prius, I thought I’d turned him into a crispy critter..’
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A menacing smirk crawled across the face of the non-binary combat dress wearing individual.
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‘You didn’t think you’d be able to leave so easily did you?’
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The dress wearing manwoman flexed zeir muscles and the unmistakable silhouette of a small and erect penis could be seen through the dress.
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A sinister laugh rang out from across the terminal and as they blinked, 30 more Others joined ranks of the erect vegetable person.
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Nicholas looked around the terminal and could see it was filled with other healthy men, some of the faces he recognised.
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‘Brothers! We find ourselves at an impasse! These orcish liberal menwomen aren’t gonna let us leave without a fight.. I plead with you, stand with us and let’s fight them to the last man and board this flight if it kills us.’
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Nanthony stared upon the group of men hopefully
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‘I see some familiar and healthy faces among you, do I have your support?’
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The crowd cheered in agreement, they were healthy men and they wanted out of Orwellian wankmare.
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‘How many of you have done time inside?’
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A steroid addled young man raised his hand.
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‘Aye, I served time with you at Vindabana Juvenile correctional facility.’
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Another man stepped forward. ‘I did time there too.’
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Nanthony beemed, ‘perfect, then you’ll remember the phalanx position from our time at Vindabana. On my command, get in formation and whatever happens hold the line. If we break formation they’ll break our assholes.’
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The healthy chad brood hurriedly formed a tight phalanx position, the juvenile detention veterans guiding the clueless men the right way into formation.
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Nicholas stood atop the airport terminal rubbish bin, looking upon his men with pride and a feeling of deep connection to Julius Caesar and his campaign in Gaul.
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‘Remember men, we leave here today on that plane or we die trying..’
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‘What we do in life, echoes in eternity.’
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