介紹吓自己先,我叫楊知俊——唔好問「邊撚度俊?」我都想知呀;今年讀緊中五。1011Please respect copyright.PENANAbfwwzcM4qL
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上年開始,我鍾意咗同我同班嘅女仔,佢叫施洛婷。雖然我唔係咁膚淺嘅……但係,由我見到婷婷嘅第一眼,已經覺得佢好靚。1011Please respect copyright.PENANAgehdIOdN0d
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婷婷好Pure好True,白色嘅校裙根本就係為咗佢而設計,平時行路,長長嘅馬尾會輕輕咁搖擺,啲頭髮又黑又長又直。佢仲要好Nice,成日都好好笑容,笑起上嚟仲見到好齊嘅上排牙。1011Please respect copyright.PENANAwZV3sI2aPB
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上年,我同婷婷都報咗中文學會做幹事,就係咁,我哋就見多咗、講多咗嘢,我由「覺得佢靚」,變成「鍾意咗佢」。不外乎係見到佢就好開心,見唔到佢就好想見到佢。1011Please respect copyright.PENANAe3UqEOqsUf
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講開又講,點解上年我會去中文學會做幹事呢?係因為家姐,唉!1011Please respect copyright.PENANAU3s9Hzyvmi
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家姐係前年嘅主席,你知㗎啦,中文學會呢個名聽落咁悶,活動又唔會Fun,點會多人報、何況仲要係做幹事?所以,家姐就算唔再玩,都畀咗一百蚊我,叫我做幹事塞個名,等個學會可以正常咁搞。1011Please respect copyright.PENANAn9F62REEtM
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而婷婷點解做,係因為佢由中一開始已經入中文學會,佢係真心鍾意嘅。1011Please respect copyright.PENANA8pu4kpMLyi
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所以,當佢中三嗰年,聽到家姐揾佢做幹事嘅時候,就即刻應承,一做做到而家,做埋主席。1011Please respect copyright.PENANAmltcc4sGuk
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就係咁囉……講起,我都要多謝吓我家姐嘅,唔係佢摟我Join,我都同唔到婷婷熟,其他男仔不知幾葡萄我,可以同婷婷有講有笑,而唔係傾兩句就停。1011Please respect copyright.PENANA0mj6avca9O
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唔止,佢哋仲好葡萄我有個靚女家姐。1011Please respect copyright.PENANA65sIbvzrn5
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天真!1011Please respect copyright.PENANAF821XRZt80
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家姐叫楊知恩,個個都好親切咁叫佢做「恩恩」,佢都會好禮貌咁應。家姐大我兩年,今年我中五,佢已經Year1。1011Please respect copyright.PENANA4OFi0kQl8r
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我哋都相處得幾好㗎,不過大大吓,家姐已經冇以前咁錫我囉。Feel到㗎,細個嗰時,佢會陪我玩BS、爆旋陀螺,而家?各有各玩電話,有嘢講先講。以前,如果家姐喺學校啲嘢食,都會帶返嚟送畀我,而家佢會自己食咗去。1011Please respect copyright.PENANAx13Qwyid5D
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都啱嘅,大大吓就係咁㗎啦,唔通仲好似細個咁糖黐豆咩?1011Please respect copyright.PENANAvSYc6Z7xBb
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我啲同學都見過晒家姐,佢哋話家姐好靚喎,我又唔覺。1011Please respect copyright.PENANAD3VJl4UqJy
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家姐會成日上台做吓宣佈,有時代表班攞守時獎、清潔獎,或者學校會頒吓證書畀佢咁。每一次,家姐個名畀人讀出嚟嘅時候,企喺我附近嘅人一定會話:1011Please respect copyright.PENANArmEorbQrJp
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「喂喂,你家姐喎!」1011Please respect copyright.PENANAu1WohjpbHl
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其中一個,係婷婷。1011Please respect copyright.PENANATz0IAa0RMt
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婷婷好崇拜我家姐,我真係唔明,因為我覺得家姐都冇咩特別……婷婷話,家姐做中文校報,呢幾年寫啲文都好好睇,而且,平時問佢嘢佢都答得好詳細,仲要靚女又冇架子——Blablabla,婷婷係咁讚家姐,但我真係Get唔到呢啲點,我又唔覺家姐寫文好睇,更加唔覺得佢靚。1011Please respect copyright.PENANA5ykmAPiB47
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不過,當婷婷知道我係「楊知恩細佬」,佢就即刻碌大對眼:1011Please respect copyright.PENANAcZmQp5Dvbz
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「恩姐係你家姐?估唔到喎。」1011Please respect copyright.PENANAiDFLwETIv8
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我真係唔想估佢係咩意思……因為,我同家姐應該真係好唔同。家姐係偏科人,好嘅好好,差嘅好差;我就所有科都幾平均,係理科好啲;樣呢,父母就遺傳晒佢哋最靚嘅五官畀家姐,我就中中間間咁……雖然我叫阿俊,不過就真係唔多俊嘅。1011Please respect copyright.PENANAXQi5f599ym
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家姐喺我細個嗰時,仲會摸住我個頭同我講:1011Please respect copyright.PENANAQes7w4Nm3i
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「我細佬真係又靚仔又得意!」1011Please respect copyright.PENANAQZLTkvAdUA
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但而家就唔會講呢啲啦……知咩事啦。我哋都大個啦。1011Please respect copyright.PENANAi4Vn2vruqy
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總之,婷婷同我啲朋友都會話家姐好正。1011Please respect copyright.PENANAzhPQOphGXH
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我會話,真係太天真!你哋冇見過佢敷咗咩海底泥mask個樣咋!你哋都冇見過佢捽腳趾、撩鼻屎!佢腸胃唔好嗰陣時,放啲屁超臭……1011Please respect copyright.PENANAdUbIShQeKE
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講呢啲嘢,會唔會過分幻滅一個青春期小男孩對女仔嘅想法?1011Please respect copyright.PENANAWvfxE1zdaR
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唉,有家姐細妹嘅人,果然係早一步認識呢個花花世界。1011Please respect copyright.PENANAWgJE1AP5gH
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我啲同學喺做Project時,成日都會借啲意想上嚟我屋企,其實就係想見我家姐。上到嚟,就會係咁望住家姐,夏天佢又着得少布,我就會WhatsApp佢:1011Please respect copyright.PENANAbI2a91nYFh
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「着多件外套啦。」1011Please respect copyright.PENANAqZ9XAFvofe
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佢會好奇怪咁望一望我,覆:「熱喎,背心有咩問題。」1011Please respect copyright.PENANALIXBLecA7w
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「佢哋𥄫你呀。」1011Please respect copyright.PENANANGJunP70xv
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「咪癲啦。」家姐仲加咗個笑喊Emoji。1011Please respect copyright.PENANAMDeLEF4THv
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家姐話,我哋全部仲咁細個,點會諗呢啲嘢。不過,佢都入咗房,冇再出嚟。1011Please respect copyright.PENANAMSI0AuptYf
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家姐真係太唔了解男人,佢到底知唔知小學生已經識打飛機?我哋個樣生得細個咋,但都會對女人有邪念㗎。我最好個兄弟就係其中之一啦,佢叫郭靖、係帶我認識新世界嘅男人。1011Please respect copyright.PENANALk2jqoUZ17
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郭靖都成日話我家姐好正,我除咗講「少年你太年輕了」都冇咩好講——你睇吓,點會仲細個呀?1011Please respect copyright.PENANA0ubpi0oXaK
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同學走嗰陣時,會突登對住家姐房門講:1011Please respect copyright.PENANApse7ixozas
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「拜拜家姐!」1011Please respect copyright.PENANAKssIsghYqq
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家姐就會出嚟,同佢哋講拜拜。1011Please respect copyright.PENANAWar0iBBaVW
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家姐話,覺得我啲同學好熱情。唉,我真係廢事講咁多,成班衰仔,尤其係郭靖呀,講完「拜拜」之後仲唔肯走,係都要同家姐講多兩句。1011Please respect copyright.PENANAVUOG8uZzbr
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入正題啦,今年,我升中五,婷婷都係。1011Please respect copyright.PENANADgwb9S1tDy
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婷婷都會上嚟我屋企,做咩呢?唔關我事嘅,佢係畀家姐私人補習。原本,家姐話係去婷婷屋企嘅,但係,婷婷話喺我屋企補嘅話,我都可以聽埋家姐講書喎。1011Please respect copyright.PENANAfc3z5fTF4t
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啊——家姐收我錢!畀咗個八五折我,佢話益我咗我啦。又唔係我想補,我只係想同婷婷一齊聽書。1011Please respect copyright.PENANAvdIo6iEhsM
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不過,換嚟婷婷每個星期嚟我屋企兩個鐘,都非常值得,有時仲要留低食飯添;可以對多佢一陣喎,對我嚟講,就好似期待更多每一日。1011Please respect copyright.PENANA5fq4XcM9Zu
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有一日,婷婷走咗之後,家姐問我:「你同阿婷好熟㗎?」1011Please respect copyright.PENANAIOqT1rwKah
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「佢坐我隔籬囉,都OK啦。」1011Please respect copyright.PENANAqu0gFTK1aM
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「你鍾意佢?」1011Please respect copyright.PENANA4h1CTlF9rn
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「唔係,唔好痴線啦。」1011Please respect copyright.PENANAJUplfmM2o1
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我下意識否定,講真,我係暗戀緊婷婷,唔想畀任何人知,我驚畀人爆大鑊,就會好尷尬……1011Please respect copyright.PENANA0mBahsVFrV
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「收皮啦你,我見到你眼甘甘咁望住阿婷喎,嗒晒糖咁。」1011Please respect copyright.PENANAPTTcAO9HQ5
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係,我家姐嘅形象雖然好斯文、好有氣質,事實上,佢啲粗口、俚語都非常流利,但淨係會對住我講,真係唔公平。1011Please respect copyright.PENANAwSb9DyGP9g
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「邊有,我都有眼甘甘望你㗎。」當然係冇,我先冇咁無聊。1011Please respect copyright.PENANAZCdZ5dFE5o
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「咪扮啦,做咩啊,暗戀?」1011Please respect copyright.PENANANuWrfZ9Z6Z
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「冇。」1011Please respect copyright.PENANAn3oqO2XraY
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我堅持,老虎蟹都話冇啦,如果唔係嘅,家姐話畀婷婷聽咁點?1011Please respect copyright.PENANA0nLrgCNYrU
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「真係可惜,」家姐以一副憐憫嘅表情嚟望我:「我之前同阿婷傾偈,八到啲嘢添。」1011Please respect copyright.PENANALNyYfWOfgY
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「咩?」我當然想知。1011Please respect copyright.PENANAZfcHbxb4f8
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「原本,我想幫你追阿婷㗎……」家姐講到咁,係咪啫係婷婷講咗啲關於我嘅嘢?1011Please respect copyright.PENANAb4x5X7x5LX
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佢又話:「不過既然你唔係鍾意阿婷,咁就算啦,真係心痛阿婷。」1011Please respect copyright.PENANAaZQeyLH5tC
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吓?吓?吓?1011Please respect copyright.PENANAeXGGSBc6u0
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唔通婷婷話佢鍾意我?1011Please respect copyright.PENANAaz6keJ2tRe
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我真係好想知究竟佢哋講咗咩,我問:「你哋傾咗咩啊?」1011Please respect copyright.PENANAk7XHo77mAn
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「人哋私隱啊,你又冇心,唔講。」1011Please respect copyright.PENANA6IRSATgrxn
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「我同佢咁熟,唔怕啦。」關我事㗎嘛,驚咩喎?1011Please respect copyright.PENANAe7FAl2zMtI
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「唔係咁好嘅,你又唔係鍾意佢,咁我就唔出賣佢啦。」1011Please respect copyright.PENANAVML7I2lczH
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家姐搖搖頭,好失望咁樣。1011Please respect copyright.PENANAwsWA6py0yh
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我開始覺得,可能,婷婷真係講咗啲關我事嘅嘢,甚至係——鍾意我。1011Please respect copyright.PENANAaXkkyxMvKm
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哇……點解嘅,唔通真係日久生情?唔怪得之佢會嚟我屋企補習啦。1011Please respect copyright.PENANApe4qS1T6XW
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我突然好期待。1011Please respect copyright.PENANAzSWdN109Yx
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我想知到底婷婷同家姐講咗啲咩。1011Please respect copyright.PENANAzlG7a9SkId
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所以,我認:「係,我係鍾意婷婷……到底佢講咗啲咩呢?」1011Please respect copyright.PENANAMn3BXAs7H4
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