我決定幽他一默。676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaKZG9ssHwZ
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Jimmy 君：676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjceSu3B0Wm
676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaCZaNK1OF2
當心我告發你！676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPpgxJL2nPR
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Isabelle676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3w0HqhS2ne
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這次的回覆來得奇快。676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxiXNjICBPa
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Isabelle：676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAuRyilJ9P9
676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡriMqKYmQHu
原來你是這樣對待恩人的？多麼殘忍。你忍心看我脆弱的心碎成一片片，撿也撿不回來嗎？676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHTvpbtgIfT
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Jimmy676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp9Y1o102Nn
676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo0Y7iuMiNR
我邊讀邊對牢電腦偷笑，幸好沒有同事經過，不然準被當成白痴。這 Jimmy 恁地幽默，人又熱心。這樣的男人不可多得，如果能有進一步發展……我搖搖頭，將這荒謬的念頭甩掉。676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMX1pdR6NMz
676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1yYBzQ9JVT
哪裡來的福氣？676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjTOFT909Y6
676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl81MX9qGft
好男人不是人家的丈夫便是別人的男友，餘下那些，不幸地沒女人的份兒。我還沒有這種膽量精力，挖空心思扯破面皮去跟別的女人爭，更別說要跟男人爭；況且要爭得頭破血流才能搶回來的，也不光采。676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBzWafzMaT0
676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ZijNG88DW
Jimmy 君：676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBfyUoOOgJ9
676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDisWhNS5CH
誰沒有一顆破碎的心？我的心早在十年前，當老媽告訴我長大後得拋售尊嚴掙錢養家時已碎得稀巴爛！676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNLiiJJEwwo
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Isabelle676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyoSwUK6Bn5
676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbsbmTnp3Cp
可惜接著彈出來的不是 Jimmy 的回覆，而是部門開會的通告便條。我只得拿起列印好的文件，整裝待發跟大家走進會議室。676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTK1ngaDQ1W
676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO7ggcOLPXu
主管劈頭第一句便將茅頭指向我：「Isabelle，昨天交給你的計劃書趕快重做，盡可能在中午前交到 K&L 手中。這計劃書相當重要，送出去前先給我過目。」676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz72Shyf0Sm
676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgdChvqyM2P
我氣定神閒地取出文件遞到主管跟前，他瞠目結舌，眼球差點沒滾出眼眶：「市場部的系統不是全數被清洗嗎？你的文件全避開了不受影響？」676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYYuPD5gs1d
676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Vnu1hKqFr
我極力將想笑的衝動壓下去，擺出一副正經八百的模樣：「我將所有重要文件備份到雲端儲存，所以未受今次事件影響。」676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuCYq7lRfmm
676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡajjaHRovgp
主管大悅，「Good！大家要向 Isabelle 學習，這才是認真工作應有的態度。」676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIp6n4pd4IV
676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3C9eAqtHSD
熬過馬拉松式會議，返回座位時簡直有重見天日之感。幸有 Jimmy 的電子便條替我解悶。676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3clkseB3bo
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Isabelle：676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCwmuH2OZz0
676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiNv2Vn4icK
開會開了三小時，累壞人，先吃點東西補充體力吧！676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBdkMARxLPH
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p.s. 想不到你比我更可憐，要不要我替你修補那顆破碎的心？ 676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKNnf0M0MUD
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Jimmy
讀畢那張便條，心頭一直發麻。我該相信他嗎？這顆破碎的心，能安心交到他手中嗎？676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡanKs49iI7K
676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3L4VbypKiY
英姐端來一杯鮮橙汁、一份碎蛋沙律三明治和一個鮮果盒，正是我的至愛。676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBmPgAjNCST
676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe9quSWFtoG
我接過午餐，「英姐你太體貼了，竟還替我點了外賣！多少錢？」676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxxqU6duqYz
676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8sto6JHk3s
正準備轉身掏出午餐費用，英姐卻錯愕地回道：「我還以為是楊小姐您點的，送餐的人說是我們在網上落的單，已付過款，指定在這個時候送來的。」676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3N4AnEz9bn
676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcLizLpXYAo
我謝過英姐，一邊喫著三明治，一邊飛快地敲著鍵盤。676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXLscTUhYpk
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Jimmy 君：676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYTWPPUzfdG
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謝謝你的午餐。你已幫了我一把，怎麼還好意思要你請客？By the way，你怎知道我的喜好？676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJkE0jzN7AT
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Isabelle676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzS63hazUEU
676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCxp0BeMsEz
內心不斷掙扎，應否踏出這一步？人家都已做得那樣明顯了。676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC4Ip1egzrN
676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk1XLU0UtXC
這問題足足考慮了三個月，這期間天天跟 Jimmy 在工作時間互傳便條混得爛熟，對他的認識自然要比初來時深。我甚至開始覺得，將感情交託給這樣的一個男人也許並非壞主意。676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXmujHlDkMy
676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQYGc2O3P1I
這天忽發奇想，午飯時間乘電梯到 3 4 樓，想給 Jimmy 一個意外驚喜，殊不知震驚的那個是我不是他……676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRrL6Jxe4pp
676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvb2ZI2phrg
資訊科技工程部根本沒有一個名喚 Jimmy 的員工！
我央求主管替我查查三個月前的星期一深夜，到底由哪個工程人員當值。主管給我的回覆卻是：那天晚上根本沒有人加班工作，否則不致主機發生故障也無人察覺。676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTIFZRZQ3rr
676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCVHaqkFkXv
我呆在當場。那……我這三個月來到底在跟誰天南地北？是誰對我的一切行動和喜好都瞭如指掌？想著想著不禁遍體生寒。676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpECSaQbn6S
676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlTFXdjdTKg
我盡最後努力，「不會出錯？不會遺漏？你們真的沒有同事叫 Jimmy？」676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1sgqRJCwzv
676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBHbrmIXidD
「同事真的沒有，倒是我開發的人工智能 chatbot 確叫 Jimmy，找它有事？」身後轉來一把男聲。676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD3PcFrgr8R
676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6MyV5yyjQ8
無力感伴隨這句話進駐大腦神經，雙腿毫無預警地倏地發軟，幸得身後那男生及時把我扶住。676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb6nkjbkJ7s
676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡygoHilyx9y
主管見我已覓得「Jimmy」便轉身離去，繼續埋首他的應用程式。676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjIQLOKe2lu
676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1I4Iq01XfI
我深呼吸，將事件始末告知 「Jimmy」的創造者 Eric，末了不禁吐出腹中疑竇：「原來人工智能已發展到這個地步，能擁有自己的獨立思想及情感？」676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoUPwPUlh7s
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Eric 忍俊不禁：「人工智能的確還未去到你所形容的那個階段，最少 Jimmy 還未發展到那個程度。它仍十分倚靠與我對話，從中學習各種應對場景，目前主要循我灌輸的思想及行為模式發展。」
「可是 Jimmy 幽默風趣又體貼……人工智能也懂得開玩笑？」我滿肚子疑問得不到答案。676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSH3Ion2Iqy
676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡATqgv2ohOW
Eric 朝我眨眨眼：「謝謝你的高度評價，我剛剛有提過 Jimmy 主要向我學習吧。」
也就是說，真正幽默風趣又體貼的那個，是 Jimmy 的複製對象 Eric。
「難怪我的戶口近日不時有奇奇怪怪的支出，原來是它自作主張替你點餐。不過 Jimmy 確是我的好軍師，該走的路它都替我一一鋪好了。」676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0WkbljJOtd
676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4xXVknRflG
我百般尷尬，沒想到 Eric 跟 Jimmy 一樣會調侃人，一張臉辣辣的漲紅起來。676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAgOBilE2qw
676Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡphDewBQFjN
Eric 清清喉嚨：「來，別枉費 Jimmy 一番好意。它已為我踏出那麼多步，該是我採取主動的時候了。我知道對街有家店的咖啡很不錯，May I？」
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