#1529Please respect copyright.PENANAX0TVUsemnK
成績上的數字永遠不夠529Please respect copyright.PENANAsvuYNloBKB
如果不是100的話,沒有意義529Please respect copyright.PENANA2GqeQoP1B6
就像529Please respect copyright.PENANAhXlD8HsVer
他們總愛把油加滿529Please respect copyright.PENANAbvOkJ4PNWS
或者嫌飲料店吝嗇529Please respect copyright.PENANAWbAnALdHeo
或者把盤子上的油舔乾淨529Please respect copyright.PENANApMIuwnmksq
不過,也許100也是不夠的529Please respect copyright.PENANA7UPzDEWYLE
還要能炫耀才行529Please respect copyright.PENANAepsrApYSBN
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#2529Please respect copyright.PENANAwis57LmI21
他們叫你往東,你卻往西529Please respect copyright.PENANAGl6FduZiZg
該打529Please respect copyright.PENANASTv1pQBDef
他們對你噴的滿臉口水,你卻閃開529Please respect copyright.PENANA6bUxCCFyMC
該打529Please respect copyright.PENANAc96fiZuQwg
他們安插莫須有的罪名,你頂嘴529Please respect copyright.PENANAeiZJzkIGDT
該打529Please respect copyright.PENANABYkdJgCBui
他們說,老子養你529Please respect copyright.PENANAw4Vb1vubqC
該打529Please respect copyright.PENANATfL7bU6Pui
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#3529Please respect copyright.PENANAkDMjnu2zjM
不,即使是錯的529Please respect copyright.PENANA6ZM7PLxJzs
你也不能糾正529Please respect copyright.PENANACvymiqQe5F
他們有,永遠正確的權力529Please respect copyright.PENANA0tTiESvGE4
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#4529Please respect copyright.PENANARyJKjn3E3E
年紀堆疊的不是智力,至少529Please respect copyright.PENANAZOeVQi8tWc
不是正比529Please respect copyright.PENANA6eP5sJzpUJ
除非529Please respect copyright.PENANAzKIDstgXbP
你有自虐傾向529Please respect copyright.PENANAZckzv33cGl
否則,別輕易去嗅那些屁529Please respect copyright.PENANADi9Q6OgSmR
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#5529Please respect copyright.PENANADmy1g1Dvrx
你的每一項抉擇都會被否定529Please respect copyright.PENANA8QAkdG0v44
因為你是私有物品529Please respect copyright.PENANA4XPuJdmtnZ
所以他們從來不問你願不願意529Please respect copyright.PENANAbwrTSHQQXm
只會告訴你529Please respect copyright.PENANAiLev9LLQDd
他們的決定,或者529Please respect copyright.PENANA8DU8BOY7ls
一切都是誤會529Please respect copyright.PENANAK3RXJouIHk
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#6529Please respect copyright.PENANARBeTpdLiPi
「我愛你」是個天大的笑話529Please respect copyright.PENANAvTQoqcruat
尤其當他們不厭其煩的唸著529Please respect copyright.PENANAjO24GjRxtS
比求神拜佛還虔誠529Please respect copyright.PENANAIyZYrgKgXW
你就該小心529Please respect copyright.PENANA581NTjcFKA
可惜,在你尚未發現之前529Please respect copyright.PENANAvVvSiNVW6V
你的腦細胞裡,就只記得這些了529Please respect copyright.PENANAolRbltBBaZ
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#7529Please respect copyright.PENANAaXolh8HgAb
他們在年輕的時候,就打算這麼做了529Please respect copyright.PENANAgBT6pD6tQc
結婚,存錢529Please respect copyright.PENANAmwveEXEqLp
然後,蓋座金庫529Please respect copyright.PENANATeLi67YoQY
或者至少,把地規劃成自己夢中的樣子529Please respect copyright.PENANAAKt7SSvAKa
但,他們覺得養條狗529Please respect copyright.PENANAGlK7aotgJQ
都比你聽話529Please respect copyright.PENANAdq9JuzYZtc
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#8529Please respect copyright.PENANAUwJxlo3cNg
他們把暴力,包裝成愛529Please respect copyright.PENANA87QbJmvlrw
就像把提款機包裝成孝道一樣529Please respect copyright.PENANA2azxxTHZfP
當然,不是全部529Please respect copyright.PENANALrpr3GIAEn
但你的不幸,也不是唯一529Please respect copyright.PENANAYhOw6wHSpo
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#9529Please respect copyright.PENANAZDFCrasr3o
他們沒有動手529Please respect copyright.PENANAuheL4aj7PY
你的身上也沒有瘀青529Please respect copyright.PENANAPnCIULhTmn
他們看起來人很好529Please respect copyright.PENANA8j4K8oeY1j
你也是529Please respect copyright.PENANAywgGjahPDs
只是埋在胸腔裡的心529Please respect copyright.PENANA0StcqVeRBJ
總在重溫他們的穿刺529Please respect copyright.PENANAjVjjIRI8jj
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#10529Please respect copyright.PENANAblDV4Phx3m
他們可以的,你不行529Please respect copyright.PENANANeR5lBDrHD
他們不是雙重標準,只是你太自私529Please respect copyright.PENANAWNDkqKEzHD
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#11529Please respect copyright.PENANASHKDb131uD
早知如此,你會不會游的比你隔壁的慢一點?529Please respect copyright.PENANAIcwwUgmeOt
當然,你也希望529Please respect copyright.PENANA4JSWI8Q47q
保險套夠新鮮529Please respect copyright.PENANAjPJN62ve8V
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#12529Please respect copyright.PENANAv961gzTfdt
無不是的父母,才怪529Please respect copyright.PENANAWUsBNRCESO
因為你們總對孩子犯的錯大驚小怪529Please respect copyright.PENANAs18uitLItE
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#13529Please respect copyright.PENANA9azdcFzlG3
隔壁的比較好529Please respect copyright.PENANAB1dTqqBLyv
但你不願跟老王生529Please respect copyright.PENANAF8h8SFAtdB
因為529Please respect copyright.PENANAhq4sQRnBzh
就算生了529Please respect copyright.PENANAOG3kZg3Vz2
也不會一樣529Please respect copyright.PENANAWmDRZunDMA
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#14529Please respect copyright.PENANAdC2fj1PBYX
「結婚了沒?」529Please respect copyright.PENANAQUoePodVaA
「還沒。」529Please respect copyright.PENANA2r5hKWDAQ6
「老了怎麼辦?」529Please respect copyright.PENANASNPVCDOnG0
「我不想開銀行。」529Please respect copyright.PENANAfL2uQaUy4Q
「我想要孫子。」529Please respect copyright.PENANAnPuBg3E25G
「去寵物店。」529Please respect copyright.PENANAYJNYfcfj2E