#1526Please respect copyright.PENANAzYXQkp0mzv
成績上的數字永遠不夠526Please respect copyright.PENANA9k1DDNpsiG
如果不是100的話,沒有意義526Please respect copyright.PENANAvms039FtKa
就像526Please respect copyright.PENANAToVKydZSfB
他們總愛把油加滿526Please respect copyright.PENANA9Zb5p6g57t
或者嫌飲料店吝嗇526Please respect copyright.PENANA3uXzxoQUMG
或者把盤子上的油舔乾淨526Please respect copyright.PENANAuWuGpHiWVw
不過,也許100也是不夠的526Please respect copyright.PENANAGZG0X3xiOa
還要能炫耀才行526Please respect copyright.PENANAA8f80Be4D3
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#2526Please respect copyright.PENANA5XkQ9HKa1X
他們叫你往東,你卻往西526Please respect copyright.PENANAp4pbIu9ToC
該打526Please respect copyright.PENANAPnfhOcnyfu
他們對你噴的滿臉口水,你卻閃開526Please respect copyright.PENANA4YTiPeccPX
該打526Please respect copyright.PENANAzpqfE7wg3h
他們安插莫須有的罪名,你頂嘴526Please respect copyright.PENANAlt2ywmcxOH
該打526Please respect copyright.PENANADJ8odMZbwX
他們說,老子養你526Please respect copyright.PENANAR2NbTGVBSc
該打526Please respect copyright.PENANAefYxk89xSz
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#3526Please respect copyright.PENANAZ7iTHjqxyt
不,即使是錯的526Please respect copyright.PENANABMBxoGX66h
你也不能糾正526Please respect copyright.PENANAaAqw0yOLg0
他們有,永遠正確的權力526Please respect copyright.PENANAHA9VZTw6m7
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#4526Please respect copyright.PENANAqmn58PQzRE
年紀堆疊的不是智力,至少526Please respect copyright.PENANAK3CiiFdFkj
不是正比526Please respect copyright.PENANA9k7y0rtEJY
除非526Please respect copyright.PENANA5NGzth19Ga
你有自虐傾向526Please respect copyright.PENANATaHrRAo2fp
否則,別輕易去嗅那些屁526Please respect copyright.PENANAmbJGaa4XHl
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#5526Please respect copyright.PENANAnEZVkAetfC
你的每一項抉擇都會被否定526Please respect copyright.PENANA6NXqucdeK6
因為你是私有物品526Please respect copyright.PENANASYkUs2zkhE
所以他們從來不問你願不願意526Please respect copyright.PENANABHE2Ii1Vhy
只會告訴你526Please respect copyright.PENANAOh8jahiL7C
他們的決定,或者526Please respect copyright.PENANABZMdnsf1e4
一切都是誤會526Please respect copyright.PENANAiPd6WzwNw1
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#6526Please respect copyright.PENANAsYrk1sBIl3
「我愛你」是個天大的笑話526Please respect copyright.PENANAU0VbZOwSx9
尤其當他們不厭其煩的唸著526Please respect copyright.PENANA77WI3lLZUG
比求神拜佛還虔誠526Please respect copyright.PENANAcVcYgkBzg9
你就該小心526Please respect copyright.PENANAKZgX5hOwSX
可惜,在你尚未發現之前526Please respect copyright.PENANAtecMRhsT0I
你的腦細胞裡,就只記得這些了526Please respect copyright.PENANAnkqvRnsOva
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#7526Please respect copyright.PENANAONgBq8toBE
他們在年輕的時候,就打算這麼做了526Please respect copyright.PENANAsGaUMnda9k
結婚,存錢526Please respect copyright.PENANAy2MyJ7f4m3
然後,蓋座金庫526Please respect copyright.PENANAhe81CzZnr8
或者至少,把地規劃成自己夢中的樣子526Please respect copyright.PENANAdtmD9O4ffC
但,他們覺得養條狗526Please respect copyright.PENANAMba5yxu6Bw
都比你聽話526Please respect copyright.PENANAPmOo1tHTIB
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#8526Please respect copyright.PENANAAA5305T1Ho
他們把暴力,包裝成愛526Please respect copyright.PENANAU5vUAMmErz
就像把提款機包裝成孝道一樣526Please respect copyright.PENANAs84YOp6Yqs
當然,不是全部526Please respect copyright.PENANAZE8HBD3syv
但你的不幸,也不是唯一526Please respect copyright.PENANALJTwRmfWWb
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#9526Please respect copyright.PENANAIInB5otkD8
他們沒有動手526Please respect copyright.PENANAISlHFZdY75
你的身上也沒有瘀青526Please respect copyright.PENANAiTcttefvc7
他們看起來人很好526Please respect copyright.PENANAwD5eQfA8G6
你也是526Please respect copyright.PENANAeQMsF4UEqK
只是埋在胸腔裡的心526Please respect copyright.PENANA3MwRzPlyps
總在重溫他們的穿刺526Please respect copyright.PENANAjxixPQ3Vu8
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#10526Please respect copyright.PENANAhTiazH9GYZ
他們可以的,你不行526Please respect copyright.PENANA5Dz0wS6pGx
他們不是雙重標準,只是你太自私526Please respect copyright.PENANAphCj8qN2HT
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#11526Please respect copyright.PENANAgoQMEHiLlX
早知如此,你會不會游的比你隔壁的慢一點?526Please respect copyright.PENANAA5GJX2pqCJ
當然,你也希望526Please respect copyright.PENANAjZC5sy6Aq5
保險套夠新鮮526Please respect copyright.PENANA2aTa6lUQEd
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#12526Please respect copyright.PENANAiHB0qJFeA3
無不是的父母,才怪526Please respect copyright.PENANAiIbjUOxPMO
因為你們總對孩子犯的錯大驚小怪526Please respect copyright.PENANAKxJpoCxwTW
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#13526Please respect copyright.PENANAZLBwr2zvvx
隔壁的比較好526Please respect copyright.PENANAQbjxoYA7Zt
但你不願跟老王生526Please respect copyright.PENANAmJG01buoDH
因為526Please respect copyright.PENANAhvreFpB1dE
就算生了526Please respect copyright.PENANAY0yQj2eY7F
也不會一樣526Please respect copyright.PENANAnLIzFiSBlV
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#14526Please respect copyright.PENANABEovQGMe4O
「結婚了沒?」526Please respect copyright.PENANAh25QhK9MR9
「還沒。」526Please respect copyright.PENANAVkyUXiUTsq
「老了怎麼辦?」526Please respect copyright.PENANA1vZnRSP5qX
「我不想開銀行。」526Please respect copyright.PENANAAPmqsPqwck
「我想要孫子。」526Please respect copyright.PENANAcGFGuSd5O1
「去寵物店。」526Please respect copyright.PENANAt62r6pslTH