
hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory463Please respect copyright.PENANAcasy8IEFFc
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 463Please respect copyright.PENANAWXcutwXcni
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.463Please respect copyright.PENANAXWrZvNZCpp
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?463Please respect copyright.PENANASvaRqKxMiv
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.463Please respect copyright.PENANAVSFk2RKZu4
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.463Please respect copyright.PENANASCDxVchM16
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.463Please respect copyright.PENANA90e3mlPUPK
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.463Please respect copyright.PENANAW26WUn2tpy
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?463Please respect copyright.PENANAzCrynWScOp
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.463Please respect copyright.PENANA2EOozf92y7
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.463Please respect copyright.PENANAAhwJRqAuHE
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.463Please respect copyright.PENANAGP1FYVoAQ5
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 463Please respect copyright.PENANAKl3t1JUoKY
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
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i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
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full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.463Please respect copyright.PENANAK1kozHYRbT
girl bestie? - coco <3463Please respect copyright.PENANApeCbXldg9Z
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.463Please respect copyright.PENANAo6Zya6hSeV
age? - seven years old.463Please respect copyright.PENANA9uvw8LPifq
last person i texted? - idfk.463Please respect copyright.PENANAPxdaDC2nfi
last person i called? - probably my little brother.463Please respect copyright.PENANA3LEfVBX1tr
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?463Please respect copyright.PENANAF72Dijd1k1
random fact? - i like food.463Please respect copyright.PENANAcKQSMGpmeQ
single or taken? - big, fat taken.463Please respect copyright.PENANAtKw9hhTmEG
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.463Please respect copyright.PENANAsEVx7jxxaC
first kiss? - bitch wtf?463Please respect copyright.PENANAb0BqvipPNq
ever smoked? - nope.463Please respect copyright.PENANAz6dtZDyJMa
ever done drugs? - nope~463Please respect copyright.PENANAwolKZkBlIT
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.463Please respect copyright.PENANAMQqCZTvxZU
longest relationship? - five and a half months.463Please respect copyright.PENANAnKdewTTdwD
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.463Please respect copyright.PENANA5hJuVJtRG8
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.463Please respect copyright.PENANAnnUDwrKxxB
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.463Please respect copyright.PENANAuuNbzOfe99
obsession? - kpop.463Please respect copyright.PENANADncTOW6mXG
do you give second chances? - that depends.463Please respect copyright.PENANAcpT5qF86ma
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?463Please respect copyright.PENANATQdlBKerxX
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.463Please respect copyright.PENANAwckQxvy6gW
day or night? - idk.463Please respect copyright.PENANASbwISSmk87
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.463Please respect copyright.PENANApdrVPoPYZP
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.463Please respect copyright.PENANAvXwqs2xfon
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.463Please respect copyright.PENANAxyhA206475
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.463Please respect copyright.PENANAylRXVDTZxc
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.463Please respect copyright.PENANAMWNcu4AUmq
favourite movie(s)? - idk.463Please respect copyright.PENANAo8Mnwbeq84
current mood? - bored and tired.463Please respect copyright.PENANAPTdutjx7dv
jealous of? - a lot of things.463Please respect copyright.PENANAlLcHdAqWsU
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.463Please respect copyright.PENANAOpjNuSu5rz
pets? - two dogs.463Please respect copyright.PENANA7WsMYhfDmC
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.463Please respect copyright.PENANAKu0d9CgxsI
favourite number? - seven.463Please respect copyright.PENANAhw0Sw14jLC
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.463Please respect copyright.PENANAOMe5xjXHjt
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.463Please respect copyright.PENANA6W0Ob1jd9c
afraid of the dark? - yes.463Please respect copyright.PENANAKUTgcTt3tU
one wish? - to be happy for real.463Please respect copyright.PENANArcaHFGDTHi
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?463Please respect copyright.PENANANuc5wwhKIj
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full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.463Please respect copyright.PENANAXSG0CThn6E
age? - i'm still seven years old.463Please respect copyright.PENANAXRCAnfMq5E
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.463Please respect copyright.PENANAU6Kei0ELNC
something you hate about yourself? - my body.463Please respect copyright.PENANAwiS0MvX2o0
something you like about yourself? - idk.463Please respect copyright.PENANABEFoT5wwQk
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.463Please respect copyright.PENANAzqOlTjOmxk
favourite band? - bts.463Please respect copyright.PENANA3DM8MvDqq5
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!463Please respect copyright.PENANA75xzQ2IuKb
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.463Please respect copyright.PENANAb7q9RQtHb6
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.463Please respect copyright.PENANAMjGnRbwaUN
girl crush? - emmi.463Please respect copyright.PENANAG0PXwCJTbn
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.463Please respect copyright.PENANAUwT16WI4Yd
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^463Please respect copyright.PENANAlINx8EQtSQ
talents? - singing.463Please respect copyright.PENANAtlKUlYsyW7
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.463Please respect copyright.PENANAH4S5cU4p0m
someone i love? - emmi.463Please respect copyright.PENANA9qYTTJVKuM
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.463Please respect copyright.PENANA6FaxZANieS
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.463Please respect copyright.PENANAX2afDreXAa
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.463Please respect copyright.PENANAU60VDlHbZ1
favourite animal? - dogs.463Please respect copyright.PENANAqTMQiT14DL
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 463Please respect copyright.PENANAw83pf9OxkN
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.463Please respect copyright.PENANAkLjxJDcGVu
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.463Please respect copyright.PENANAML9nReCI43
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.463Please respect copyright.PENANA3aFEeRowtC
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.463Please respect copyright.PENANAxgmNhMTSGY
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 463Please respect copyright.PENANAbh03uaAb9o
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.463Please respect copyright.PENANALyVKZF3iix
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.463Please respect copyright.PENANAzRyIk7xPt2
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gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.463Please respect copyright.PENANA51JRLDgWSn
country? - i don't live on earth. 463Please respect copyright.PENANAEBhfPFgvXM
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.463Please respect copyright.PENANAz7qfMHkBKH
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.463Please respect copyright.PENANAOK9Exssow7
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.463Please respect copyright.PENANAKNTRUlS4Qr
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.463Please respect copyright.PENANA5EiAKfVfW7
country with your favourite accent? - australia.463Please respect copyright.PENANAWbLbhQnFxN
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.463Please respect copyright.PENANAE4zOq0XkBY
dog or cat person? - both.463Please respect copyright.PENANAivq52ylF2K
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.463Please respect copyright.PENANAxjeVvKPBvb
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.463Please respect copyright.PENANAPnJRUVQD4A
do you belive in God? - idk.463Please respect copyright.PENANAKLkrzDSJVR
single or taken? - taken.463Please respect copyright.PENANASlMkSpF3o2
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*463Please respect copyright.PENANAijFxI1ydjd
birthday year? - 1930.463Please respect copyright.PENANARbPB87iuOi
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.463Please respect copyright.PENANAUFVDmLq0uV
age? - what's that?463Please respect copyright.PENANAa2YF1zjMsq
enthinicity? - african american.463Please respect copyright.PENANAYX20EdTjle
tea or coffee? - neither.463Please respect copyright.PENANA1mesyH186K
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.463Please respect copyright.PENANAEzMTzj9mlc
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*463Please respect copyright.PENANASgBZuVgenX
favourite food? - ice cream.463Please respect copyright.PENANAKdISO9zKRn
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 463Please respect copyright.PENANA5OqhV8p0Mb
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.463Please respect copyright.PENANAaVKgJ0AnQR
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.463Please respect copyright.PENANA2S0r2Tq4b7
favourite soda? - sprite.463Please respect copyright.PENANAHZRUPEsiZN
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.463Please respect copyright.PENANAdomh8DESwx
can you swim? - yes, wtf?463Please respect copyright.PENANAZyWyLnFT6u
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.463Please respect copyright.PENANApB3v2ctKXi
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.463Please respect copyright.PENANAAa17zWHs09
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.463Please respect copyright.PENANAsUA2coS7Mb
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.463Please respect copyright.PENANARj0Hn5OM2l
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*463Please respect copyright.PENANA2MDluhPQtN
apple or andriod? - apple.463Please respect copyright.PENANAbelOyxeSqI
best dessert? - mochi.463Please respect copyright.PENANAwvf8l6GrIe
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have you ever:463Please respect copyright.PENANAm2Mk57GlS6
1. skipped class? - yes.463Please respect copyright.PENANA48ZMC7fZQa
2. done drugs? - no.463Please respect copyright.PENANAX6lL6tg8Ng
3. self-harmed? - yes.463Please respect copyright.PENANAgTtrBWZ8vw
4. drank? - no.463Please respect copyright.PENANA9RzW20h8FM
5. shoplifted? - yes.463Please respect copyright.PENANAjWON22bB2U
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.463Please respect copyright.PENANAgBlCy6Sdlu
7. broken up with someone? - yes.463Please respect copyright.PENANAKGxGMBCGJR
what's your favourite:463Please respect copyright.PENANAUaQjqrKgLB
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.463Please respect copyright.PENANAkLhq5G0rw3
9. movie? - break the silence.463Please respect copyright.PENANAGHyAi66Xbg
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.463Please respect copyright.PENANA6gp8bMDMYt
11. artist? - bts.463Please respect copyright.PENANAflVDQsr1uO
12. singer or band? - bts.463Please respect copyright.PENANAUdVvXPT1iJ
13. memory? - idk.463Please respect copyright.PENANA1aTZZNqQXo
14. book? - the cruel prince.463Please respect copyright.PENANAOMRcF3S4VX
this or that:463Please respect copyright.PENANA3PB5gli8lm
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.463Please respect copyright.PENANAijd1aaQwpQ
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.463Please respect copyright.PENANAJZV6q1n2UY
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.463Please respect copyright.PENANAnTaOxHGl3u
18. movies or books? - idk.463Please respect copyright.PENANAiJyo5jucxL
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.463Please respect copyright.PENANARxouBAR5Ld
20. blind of deaf? - blind.463Please respect copyright.PENANAJq1MCLvOZC
21. tea or coffee? - neither.463Please respect copyright.PENANAbgnLxF1Qte
what's your:463Please respect copyright.PENANAc6VgtrVgRa
22. age? - ninety-one.463Please respect copyright.PENANAQzhMpi2KPN
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.463Please respect copyright.PENANACscljtLSqp
24. height? - 4'11.463Please respect copyright.PENANACiUxEPxLKr
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.463Please respect copyright.PENANAVkYcdne0SZ
26. shoe size? - seven.463Please respect copyright.PENANAqmynnpjA8B
27. religion? - i'm not religious.463Please respect copyright.PENANAzJrrVAPw5T
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.463Please respect copyright.PENANA88PIpAya3J
opinion on: 463Please respect copyright.PENANAfX8FUtws7Z
29. gay rights? - i'm gay...463Please respect copyright.PENANAUnG2Um9jet
30. second chances? - it depends.463Please respect copyright.PENANAZcQOdGFCH5
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.463Please respect copyright.PENANATbrzYA2OUR
32. abortion? - ew.463Please respect copyright.PENANAvfJ6WmiFNk
33. a death penalty? - ew.463Please respect copyright.PENANAZrWVmmu781
34. marijuana? - i likes that.463Please respect copyright.PENANANXcA3WoHUW
35. love? - what's love?463Please respect copyright.PENANAkgv3cjQhjl
do you:463Please respect copyright.PENANAt2OIHwH3SR
36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.463Please respect copyright.PENANAdvtV154ILP
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omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3463Please respect copyright.PENANAHMnXdCWLHp