
hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory542Please respect copyright.PENANAe8X77bd2eX
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 542Please respect copyright.PENANA7O2tqbera5
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.542Please respect copyright.PENANAySBSOSjQjV
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?542Please respect copyright.PENANAXzqeGkr5Xt
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.542Please respect copyright.PENANAwiCaRRmRAC
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.542Please respect copyright.PENANAz20GYyRI0R
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.542Please respect copyright.PENANAVEwRJpM3yt
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.542Please respect copyright.PENANAN9fUlnlY2A
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?542Please respect copyright.PENANAkBFQXj6c0v
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.542Please respect copyright.PENANAIL49pTT48r
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.542Please respect copyright.PENANAuiOqu2fR1k
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.542Please respect copyright.PENANAPGNdpxKM6I
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 542Please respect copyright.PENANAUhDox5MiWm
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
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i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
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full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.542Please respect copyright.PENANAAPBs3gHnol
girl bestie? - coco <3542Please respect copyright.PENANAK1HdN9BZJ8
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.542Please respect copyright.PENANAVqGb7owUJ5
age? - seven years old.542Please respect copyright.PENANAU87D5OgJZM
last person i texted? - idfk.542Please respect copyright.PENANAFb42uEglRH
last person i called? - probably my little brother.542Please respect copyright.PENANARgpQKgHNnA
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?542Please respect copyright.PENANAoLNpBd4jNi
random fact? - i like food.542Please respect copyright.PENANAxjlr3DL9Gr
single or taken? - big, fat taken.542Please respect copyright.PENANAuyb7WyevgP
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.542Please respect copyright.PENANA9qFfxz0NY8
first kiss? - bitch wtf?542Please respect copyright.PENANAyL2DgM7t7n
ever smoked? - nope.542Please respect copyright.PENANAvYEOjf85Jz
ever done drugs? - nope~542Please respect copyright.PENANAXiqB0Z73yd
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.542Please respect copyright.PENANAjZHnVaX6dV
longest relationship? - five and a half months.542Please respect copyright.PENANA7h4vRpG22p
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.542Please respect copyright.PENANA54skpS9RMG
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.542Please respect copyright.PENANAq4KPpg5r9y
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.542Please respect copyright.PENANAI1hTIl7TlO
obsession? - kpop.542Please respect copyright.PENANA0I74GhLtDn
do you give second chances? - that depends.542Please respect copyright.PENANALpdHSdavRs
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?542Please respect copyright.PENANA32CxNbcZGl
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.542Please respect copyright.PENANA0NUjlLWmXx
day or night? - idk.542Please respect copyright.PENANAx2JrglhVMT
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.542Please respect copyright.PENANAs66uiByetb
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.542Please respect copyright.PENANAvUxnE05tzy
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.542Please respect copyright.PENANACmz83NWWKQ
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.542Please respect copyright.PENANAfJbdyWtKzV
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.542Please respect copyright.PENANAbWi4HNDbDv
favourite movie(s)? - idk.542Please respect copyright.PENANAsluvnFbsWV
current mood? - bored and tired.542Please respect copyright.PENANAWjqT3Ybmz1
jealous of? - a lot of things.542Please respect copyright.PENANAFiEXIlSqXI
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.542Please respect copyright.PENANAUvmZxBVbtx
pets? - two dogs.542Please respect copyright.PENANA8LDKLEgFw9
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.542Please respect copyright.PENANA34OEYV3HeX
favourite number? - seven.542Please respect copyright.PENANARqdgED9oXW
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.542Please respect copyright.PENANArcabg91Dau
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.542Please respect copyright.PENANAQmMzO71DPb
afraid of the dark? - yes.542Please respect copyright.PENANAEQ3CkEVQzh
one wish? - to be happy for real.542Please respect copyright.PENANAAVuVgW4Qco
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?542Please respect copyright.PENANAP9svAUQlGw
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full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.542Please respect copyright.PENANAqgSiOMjvLr
age? - i'm still seven years old.542Please respect copyright.PENANA5NYtllXWh8
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.542Please respect copyright.PENANAbebAZemfj4
something you hate about yourself? - my body.542Please respect copyright.PENANAqI1VMNKCTu
something you like about yourself? - idk.542Please respect copyright.PENANAbzOhDILw5c
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.542Please respect copyright.PENANALgJIbiFqCT
favourite band? - bts.542Please respect copyright.PENANAvvdJEWPhGL
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!542Please respect copyright.PENANA6ljrY2Z3Vf
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.542Please respect copyright.PENANAyao1VVnDKf
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.542Please respect copyright.PENANA5IEys77prw
girl crush? - emmi.542Please respect copyright.PENANAL6LeQ4SN98
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.542Please respect copyright.PENANAvwM6WDALTG
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^542Please respect copyright.PENANAwxvf0HNyNt
talents? - singing.542Please respect copyright.PENANABULqM5C7Fd
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.542Please respect copyright.PENANABMyh6bsRXH
someone i love? - emmi.542Please respect copyright.PENANAJwzvaU9jsh
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.542Please respect copyright.PENANAwgAJsyizdS
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.542Please respect copyright.PENANAzQjGS3FFKi
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.542Please respect copyright.PENANANWoV0303xx
favourite animal? - dogs.542Please respect copyright.PENANAGtncJvNWFY
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 542Please respect copyright.PENANA6sMMlxz9x9
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.542Please respect copyright.PENANAyg4aEm5I3W
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.542Please respect copyright.PENANAUQ5fhbBVuH
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.542Please respect copyright.PENANAjHFG6MUAyW
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.542Please respect copyright.PENANA8Z1jquvOe3
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 542Please respect copyright.PENANAcXTPpDlB3N
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.542Please respect copyright.PENANAgLbqimUQhE
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.542Please respect copyright.PENANArGAzNiFZ5w
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gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.542Please respect copyright.PENANAzR9PCbcFhH
country? - i don't live on earth. 542Please respect copyright.PENANAzoTRZIAog4
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.542Please respect copyright.PENANAxnCAYyXD1m
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.542Please respect copyright.PENANAqY8osHSI5G
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.542Please respect copyright.PENANAO7SmBpr5vU
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.542Please respect copyright.PENANA6VWd0UqwkH
country with your favourite accent? - australia.542Please respect copyright.PENANANbbsIBUyEj
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.542Please respect copyright.PENANAPjNRffjozu
dog or cat person? - both.542Please respect copyright.PENANAKibEgaRprp
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.542Please respect copyright.PENANAI5Yvy3BDCQ
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.542Please respect copyright.PENANA6joiC8m1nZ
do you belive in God? - idk.542Please respect copyright.PENANAirR7qZ14L4
single or taken? - taken.542Please respect copyright.PENANAbpmIMvERwy
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*542Please respect copyright.PENANAKfWJJ60cCv
birthday year? - 1930.542Please respect copyright.PENANAh9i2wl5PJw
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.542Please respect copyright.PENANAgkGopjY8Z5
age? - what's that?542Please respect copyright.PENANAmRoUuDEmtA
enthinicity? - african american.542Please respect copyright.PENANAx8NLgzqq28
tea or coffee? - neither.542Please respect copyright.PENANAewuEjuzCZB
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.542Please respect copyright.PENANA1vDrNzZw5K
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*542Please respect copyright.PENANADMVysjQ388
favourite food? - ice cream.542Please respect copyright.PENANAioJHmIiGRc
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 542Please respect copyright.PENANANzeyUq3vCI
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.542Please respect copyright.PENANAtzHkYIzwsD
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.542Please respect copyright.PENANA51nlToLrzI
favourite soda? - sprite.542Please respect copyright.PENANALjYhPGuxBg
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.542Please respect copyright.PENANAokI2JT32Si
can you swim? - yes, wtf?542Please respect copyright.PENANADfFuG99kFB
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.542Please respect copyright.PENANApMirqsqABZ
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.542Please respect copyright.PENANAPGTGsXdGUm
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.542Please respect copyright.PENANA6CjZAskVf6
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.542Please respect copyright.PENANAPBEUNyRZLF
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*542Please respect copyright.PENANAHs7E1B4AUw
apple or andriod? - apple.542Please respect copyright.PENANALf70L2f92P
best dessert? - mochi.542Please respect copyright.PENANA4JnJ3Xqxjx
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have you ever:542Please respect copyright.PENANARtVa5jDIBM
1. skipped class? - yes.542Please respect copyright.PENANAnG06gqHtws
2. done drugs? - no.542Please respect copyright.PENANAEtjKotkFsZ
3. self-harmed? - yes.542Please respect copyright.PENANAkWFuuT47wT
4. drank? - no.542Please respect copyright.PENANAUeEesF0SuN
5. shoplifted? - yes.542Please respect copyright.PENANAP6vz4yde2b
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.542Please respect copyright.PENANA1DjXE9n0Eo
7. broken up with someone? - yes.542Please respect copyright.PENANAE9f3oyaITu
what's your favourite:542Please respect copyright.PENANAnZY2Cf48tr
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.542Please respect copyright.PENANAXBRQiZEH3l
9. movie? - break the silence.542Please respect copyright.PENANAMjvmBsiGKb
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.542Please respect copyright.PENANAuelxJy7LBT
11. artist? - bts.542Please respect copyright.PENANALdYHlxXZkC
12. singer or band? - bts.542Please respect copyright.PENANAWtK57t0pCJ
13. memory? - idk.542Please respect copyright.PENANA8PBjvw4XSI
14. book? - the cruel prince.542Please respect copyright.PENANA5t3SPkOD1a
this or that:542Please respect copyright.PENANAHyM8IaPjAv
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.542Please respect copyright.PENANA65MybQgdwP
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.542Please respect copyright.PENANACvgsM3jsXO
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.542Please respect copyright.PENANA6Htjbiw5f3
18. movies or books? - idk.542Please respect copyright.PENANAm0Ru772MZ6
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.542Please respect copyright.PENANAYhPmOQWPmm
20. blind of deaf? - blind.542Please respect copyright.PENANAnYQhgGdmFY
21. tea or coffee? - neither.542Please respect copyright.PENANA7dCNefTPY9
what's your:542Please respect copyright.PENANAiH0QyA6dMp
22. age? - ninety-one.542Please respect copyright.PENANAxbddxqehdB
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.542Please respect copyright.PENANAFM5odv0MAq
24. height? - 4'11.542Please respect copyright.PENANA3qzdu8aVJe
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.542Please respect copyright.PENANAHk0vh4LOKA
26. shoe size? - seven.542Please respect copyright.PENANAlL3Bo6Fscb
27. religion? - i'm not religious.542Please respect copyright.PENANARsGCVBXfHL
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.542Please respect copyright.PENANAl7vF47sgcF
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29. gay rights? - i'm gay...542Please respect copyright.PENANAisPbILNjFX
30. second chances? - it depends.542Please respect copyright.PENANASywQK4pbh8
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.542Please respect copyright.PENANA2tDntPocPh
32. abortion? - ew.542Please respect copyright.PENANAk4roJhJ6oW
33. a death penalty? - ew.542Please respect copyright.PENANAIWQCdJbwEs
34. marijuana? - i likes that.542Please respect copyright.PENANACMniU2vAtz
35. love? - what's love?542Please respect copyright.PENANAjSzjNbSlEc
do you:542Please respect copyright.PENANAFiHwou4dER
36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.542Please respect copyright.PENANAq7VYncmETi
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omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3542Please respect copyright.PENANAkYYKqvNT9H