
hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory528Please respect copyright.PENANAerFi83uMM3
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 528Please respect copyright.PENANAoctL99WzZz
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.528Please respect copyright.PENANAyxbaKAeZ6Y
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?528Please respect copyright.PENANAK48uq3N8xi
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.528Please respect copyright.PENANAtO3GMM9MWI
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.528Please respect copyright.PENANAaWeEw5I9Z3
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.528Please respect copyright.PENANAZqwoHC8u1e
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.528Please respect copyright.PENANAzRDV1WG2ZV
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?528Please respect copyright.PENANAEInxwCmsuz
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.528Please respect copyright.PENANAuHftz7sxY1
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.528Please respect copyright.PENANAsNMCOinHZ0
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.528Please respect copyright.PENANAIen67AoTyu
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 528Please respect copyright.PENANAmULrkkz6Fl
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
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i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
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full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.528Please respect copyright.PENANARuVtaFAvSK
girl bestie? - coco <3528Please respect copyright.PENANAF3K1NMUpy7
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.528Please respect copyright.PENANAd5ydigljjQ
age? - seven years old.528Please respect copyright.PENANAHxcNO6rF5C
last person i texted? - idfk.528Please respect copyright.PENANAvSrhkrR4UU
last person i called? - probably my little brother.528Please respect copyright.PENANAoXXmZld42P
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?528Please respect copyright.PENANA97mK1tWJw3
random fact? - i like food.528Please respect copyright.PENANAT8CutBmknp
single or taken? - big, fat taken.528Please respect copyright.PENANAzWCehZJMvW
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.528Please respect copyright.PENANAYdWELjJxSM
first kiss? - bitch wtf?528Please respect copyright.PENANAMExlHCz1OT
ever smoked? - nope.528Please respect copyright.PENANA0iR5n3EkYS
ever done drugs? - nope~528Please respect copyright.PENANApoNNwa697F
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.528Please respect copyright.PENANAiuvnzSUH8a
longest relationship? - five and a half months.528Please respect copyright.PENANA018g7TfWqY
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.528Please respect copyright.PENANAHaBBhBPCct
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.528Please respect copyright.PENANAdmokTT5vA9
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.528Please respect copyright.PENANA8o6hnTPeM7
obsession? - kpop.528Please respect copyright.PENANAZzcsHT7yWu
do you give second chances? - that depends.528Please respect copyright.PENANAeCGkm7C8mZ
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?528Please respect copyright.PENANAKiW2fcPAy1
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.528Please respect copyright.PENANAubG86Wy7wn
day or night? - idk.528Please respect copyright.PENANAiWLzBUn9p6
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.528Please respect copyright.PENANAPsTVxmHlgl
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.528Please respect copyright.PENANACN7TMaiiWu
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.528Please respect copyright.PENANAzUxyENzJfn
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.528Please respect copyright.PENANAN2r6yzRv8M
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.528Please respect copyright.PENANA22o1hLYgOO
favourite movie(s)? - idk.528Please respect copyright.PENANAlm1G3fNnpS
current mood? - bored and tired.528Please respect copyright.PENANAAWT2O8DLta
jealous of? - a lot of things.528Please respect copyright.PENANA66r9aCNIXP
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.528Please respect copyright.PENANAL8ekycYQ3H
pets? - two dogs.528Please respect copyright.PENANAaBj5WiniVC
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.528Please respect copyright.PENANAwvLZiwY4J2
favourite number? - seven.528Please respect copyright.PENANAlwDhGs07Js
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.528Please respect copyright.PENANA9un7sVGYuF
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.528Please respect copyright.PENANAQFM4KdEgM3
afraid of the dark? - yes.528Please respect copyright.PENANAtu3sUREWpO
one wish? - to be happy for real.528Please respect copyright.PENANA8LRiObyrqQ
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?528Please respect copyright.PENANAmzB2hlfU5z
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full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.528Please respect copyright.PENANAUNa79ruaWt
age? - i'm still seven years old.528Please respect copyright.PENANA0TLLXCnvYn
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.528Please respect copyright.PENANAfG161kfdMF
something you hate about yourself? - my body.528Please respect copyright.PENANAIEfpAq8T4i
something you like about yourself? - idk.528Please respect copyright.PENANArVzVzD4RsK
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.528Please respect copyright.PENANAZBgpOCLBc6
favourite band? - bts.528Please respect copyright.PENANArU4ywO6qfZ
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!528Please respect copyright.PENANAbWhahzLyXF
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.528Please respect copyright.PENANARHtl39gQiw
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.528Please respect copyright.PENANAMTHFTavnt1
girl crush? - emmi.528Please respect copyright.PENANASgvJh9EF0y
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.528Please respect copyright.PENANAjoxE70Tr0r
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^528Please respect copyright.PENANArUs5Og1Muf
talents? - singing.528Please respect copyright.PENANAaGejTZJ9xc
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.528Please respect copyright.PENANAFvJgejo0Ij
someone i love? - emmi.528Please respect copyright.PENANARYl1vmlzJy
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.528Please respect copyright.PENANAevhaoaRjYf
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.528Please respect copyright.PENANA0rEFxl5YiW
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.528Please respect copyright.PENANARE9fDfENWh
favourite animal? - dogs.528Please respect copyright.PENANAhS7EMrCGGL
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 528Please respect copyright.PENANAETi52nw4Gy
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.528Please respect copyright.PENANAaeINQxgnb8
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.528Please respect copyright.PENANA1OvgPFUKk3
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.528Please respect copyright.PENANA0kBF6zKewO
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.528Please respect copyright.PENANAQ96aPQqKjW
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 528Please respect copyright.PENANAJrA61BmnD3
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.528Please respect copyright.PENANAYGpMeXnEfM
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.528Please respect copyright.PENANA2KInhwdqzl
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gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.528Please respect copyright.PENANAO3HgirNQZY
country? - i don't live on earth. 528Please respect copyright.PENANAEzilT759os
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.528Please respect copyright.PENANAOQRIYTDSQN
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.528Please respect copyright.PENANAPXS6AFLSJ1
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.528Please respect copyright.PENANAJUtVlpqP8R
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.528Please respect copyright.PENANA486X0CV96H
country with your favourite accent? - australia.528Please respect copyright.PENANA5U0s7lwL0C
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.528Please respect copyright.PENANANplGz3dwh4
dog or cat person? - both.528Please respect copyright.PENANATzDQToILGZ
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.528Please respect copyright.PENANAAtxdVLFEOE
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.528Please respect copyright.PENANApNdIToRaYR
do you belive in God? - idk.528Please respect copyright.PENANAn9ZiuIasGx
single or taken? - taken.528Please respect copyright.PENANAewXygVz2eH
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*528Please respect copyright.PENANABqvvtIldTS
birthday year? - 1930.528Please respect copyright.PENANAJOeyfHXBJ8
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.528Please respect copyright.PENANASnULoVjZGU
age? - what's that?528Please respect copyright.PENANA1orCs7gT7H
enthinicity? - african american.528Please respect copyright.PENANAaslXjY1t2X
tea or coffee? - neither.528Please respect copyright.PENANAhKoBpStfSm
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.528Please respect copyright.PENANAV4aogAa3X0
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*528Please respect copyright.PENANASduZoHQgEk
favourite food? - ice cream.528Please respect copyright.PENANAPgVRXZcORS
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 528Please respect copyright.PENANAocVs0BpQSZ
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.528Please respect copyright.PENANAEWOkthtYZH
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.528Please respect copyright.PENANAVleLrepf6p
favourite soda? - sprite.528Please respect copyright.PENANAJ47jYd0NCr
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.528Please respect copyright.PENANAsUScrFENhD
can you swim? - yes, wtf?528Please respect copyright.PENANAUp5WmXtXmu
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.528Please respect copyright.PENANAYPwfbN8v4C
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.528Please respect copyright.PENANAWkjbiSQaWl
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.528Please respect copyright.PENANArWOGlwOa2r
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.528Please respect copyright.PENANA1BYqRlm8MJ
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*528Please respect copyright.PENANAOqeeuVoKUx
apple or andriod? - apple.528Please respect copyright.PENANAAtrAJkX3WB
best dessert? - mochi.528Please respect copyright.PENANA3Db1VMLuKJ
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have you ever:528Please respect copyright.PENANAE1jezDjnUb
1. skipped class? - yes.528Please respect copyright.PENANAExfxIGWdwM
2. done drugs? - no.528Please respect copyright.PENANANMQ1UuYIMB
3. self-harmed? - yes.528Please respect copyright.PENANAHOjosW9aFu
4. drank? - no.528Please respect copyright.PENANALphaHBLrBe
5. shoplifted? - yes.528Please respect copyright.PENANAffAzoidGYK
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.528Please respect copyright.PENANAkPt2NOzdZc
7. broken up with someone? - yes.528Please respect copyright.PENANAiAzfDJiSFz
what's your favourite:528Please respect copyright.PENANALBJSgXUEYP
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.528Please respect copyright.PENANAWLd8tk0sea
9. movie? - break the silence.528Please respect copyright.PENANA5a4T3GAQxR
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.528Please respect copyright.PENANApZixERtaji
11. artist? - bts.528Please respect copyright.PENANA7lr7dgtgz3
12. singer or band? - bts.528Please respect copyright.PENANAm2fRPnsMVm
13. memory? - idk.528Please respect copyright.PENANAaNVtLRBwfR
14. book? - the cruel prince.528Please respect copyright.PENANAsGeUN43eQ0
this or that:528Please respect copyright.PENANAY91rz3bs9L
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.528Please respect copyright.PENANAiYuda3WlnX
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.528Please respect copyright.PENANANeXdDRcmtw
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.528Please respect copyright.PENANAVYVvY8GmCk
18. movies or books? - idk.528Please respect copyright.PENANAMEH1Kiv3bm
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.528Please respect copyright.PENANAbD6vuaujJq
20. blind of deaf? - blind.528Please respect copyright.PENANASB6DVU3bQN
21. tea or coffee? - neither.528Please respect copyright.PENANARFPPfeBCkV
what's your:528Please respect copyright.PENANAGIc3izz8yi
22. age? - ninety-one.528Please respect copyright.PENANA0eiB3GAn35
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.528Please respect copyright.PENANAZyLx3aUExO
24. height? - 4'11.528Please respect copyright.PENANAJnQZi3gtfF
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.528Please respect copyright.PENANAN7wssJr1Aa
26. shoe size? - seven.528Please respect copyright.PENANAae8VSASlcy
27. religion? - i'm not religious.528Please respect copyright.PENANA5LfoRfXBpj
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.528Please respect copyright.PENANAQYoVrhErYp
opinion on: 528Please respect copyright.PENANADtaDp4k5IE
29. gay rights? - i'm gay...528Please respect copyright.PENANAB519LRsaw4
30. second chances? - it depends.528Please respect copyright.PENANAVEAjofATuQ
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.528Please respect copyright.PENANARnHJntw89y
32. abortion? - ew.528Please respect copyright.PENANAzUsx4ns9nl
33. a death penalty? - ew.528Please respect copyright.PENANApcSTg73NN5
34. marijuana? - i likes that.528Please respect copyright.PENANAmvIDjK632T
35. love? - what's love?528Please respect copyright.PENANA4MWYLCgwKP
do you:528Please respect copyright.PENANAwokGdsyva9
36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.528Please respect copyright.PENANAwwy3w2S29C
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omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3528Please respect copyright.PENANA9hn4Qii7BR