
hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory526Please respect copyright.PENANAecyHCL9kcX
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 526Please respect copyright.PENANAsEZjTRzWYz
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.526Please respect copyright.PENANAh6ASqaYrAL
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?526Please respect copyright.PENANAJhKqPxodrc
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.526Please respect copyright.PENANATxSKegMDyd
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.526Please respect copyright.PENANAG1ipZMAX71
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.526Please respect copyright.PENANAJ77gGWtHcp
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.526Please respect copyright.PENANAwX8QzA2AT5
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?526Please respect copyright.PENANAP2vfXxY4e9
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.526Please respect copyright.PENANAHoe3KrdDnc
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.526Please respect copyright.PENANAsZ3IC6CLjR
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.526Please respect copyright.PENANAzRyueEy6vJ
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 526Please respect copyright.PENANAgRQHwuV0Ur
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
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i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
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full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.526Please respect copyright.PENANA9FBAl36AXn
girl bestie? - coco <3526Please respect copyright.PENANAY4sgvHis45
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.526Please respect copyright.PENANAc1FpEklPAK
age? - seven years old.526Please respect copyright.PENANAna1pkRVGW3
last person i texted? - idfk.526Please respect copyright.PENANAhlCdQy2dHh
last person i called? - probably my little brother.526Please respect copyright.PENANAysLoZzlAJl
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?526Please respect copyright.PENANARHUlvBqu9K
random fact? - i like food.526Please respect copyright.PENANAlBZ1apusVQ
single or taken? - big, fat taken.526Please respect copyright.PENANAPnyb5FSCJK
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.526Please respect copyright.PENANAjnjMBUolDX
first kiss? - bitch wtf?526Please respect copyright.PENANAmG0ZjUzbf2
ever smoked? - nope.526Please respect copyright.PENANAtzLozkByXQ
ever done drugs? - nope~526Please respect copyright.PENANAXPb7RIi55B
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.526Please respect copyright.PENANAu9l0Kk4loE
longest relationship? - five and a half months.526Please respect copyright.PENANASNvl7TpVun
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.526Please respect copyright.PENANALnsVIWymbe
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.526Please respect copyright.PENANAtx5PhqiBpj
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.526Please respect copyright.PENANA2RHln72FJc
obsession? - kpop.526Please respect copyright.PENANAGSVeOkwUme
do you give second chances? - that depends.526Please respect copyright.PENANAwWBg01qdNl
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?526Please respect copyright.PENANAEJIXvm63N2
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.526Please respect copyright.PENANADrmQOv7zPt
day or night? - idk.526Please respect copyright.PENANAnJ0Yjyj7nG
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.526Please respect copyright.PENANAw3RTbyNtte
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.526Please respect copyright.PENANA57vh6QVl7y
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.526Please respect copyright.PENANAsXlxqNgNVy
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.526Please respect copyright.PENANATxBXmjlS6I
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.526Please respect copyright.PENANAoiRCbOnkYC
favourite movie(s)? - idk.526Please respect copyright.PENANAa4AtK3PFzu
current mood? - bored and tired.526Please respect copyright.PENANAJspQ0jLLeB
jealous of? - a lot of things.526Please respect copyright.PENANAn4gq7UeIRx
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.526Please respect copyright.PENANAnGjCHiDN0M
pets? - two dogs.526Please respect copyright.PENANATVUyImwTh9
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.526Please respect copyright.PENANAt6J0Tb6LQv
favourite number? - seven.526Please respect copyright.PENANASEXZwPW62d
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.526Please respect copyright.PENANA4jvpsyRzv8
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.526Please respect copyright.PENANA9YsXemwr3U
afraid of the dark? - yes.526Please respect copyright.PENANA7mbChawN3a
one wish? - to be happy for real.526Please respect copyright.PENANAox7bbKa4zC
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?526Please respect copyright.PENANAJK1RrXEt6i
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full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.526Please respect copyright.PENANAuMrTiJN4hN
age? - i'm still seven years old.526Please respect copyright.PENANAr5JwKvyIDJ
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.526Please respect copyright.PENANAPK1ixl1C2H
something you hate about yourself? - my body.526Please respect copyright.PENANAk4kskPgt0h
something you like about yourself? - idk.526Please respect copyright.PENANAEbloyMZarG
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.526Please respect copyright.PENANA6w6vZ3hMtY
favourite band? - bts.526Please respect copyright.PENANAQMNYvLHRyc
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!526Please respect copyright.PENANAHaYsym6FM4
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.526Please respect copyright.PENANAgCOoyA6Nam
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.526Please respect copyright.PENANAcKNgsMEeQf
girl crush? - emmi.526Please respect copyright.PENANAgOEh9Ja7c7
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.526Please respect copyright.PENANAChXCBs51Wm
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^526Please respect copyright.PENANAoj9EeKzP3P
talents? - singing.526Please respect copyright.PENANAVxzBAsl6ij
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.526Please respect copyright.PENANAdOglFUFAuR
someone i love? - emmi.526Please respect copyright.PENANAxT6MMWpCzM
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.526Please respect copyright.PENANAMwiAmmIaDC
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.526Please respect copyright.PENANAyCqFQj9sDm
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.526Please respect copyright.PENANA7eUOZdFOab
favourite animal? - dogs.526Please respect copyright.PENANAdXpOldJNej
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 526Please respect copyright.PENANAOILgLWQrtR
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.526Please respect copyright.PENANAKaBFV65qqx
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.526Please respect copyright.PENANA55GVd9BiuG
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.526Please respect copyright.PENANAoTslCsLIsb
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.526Please respect copyright.PENANAQw98ygcFiI
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 526Please respect copyright.PENANAEQf3N2972f
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.526Please respect copyright.PENANAWJT9QmrGt5
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.526Please respect copyright.PENANA7D0Pq184A4
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gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.526Please respect copyright.PENANAOq4zZqbEnk
country? - i don't live on earth. 526Please respect copyright.PENANArIBmpawcmx
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.526Please respect copyright.PENANA4gHalzKsZX
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.526Please respect copyright.PENANAvbRyvK5UCB
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.526Please respect copyright.PENANApBviScKnkC
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.526Please respect copyright.PENANAwacGcY3V2u
country with your favourite accent? - australia.526Please respect copyright.PENANAAPBbCjyt4w
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.526Please respect copyright.PENANAYYyfeuNQkM
dog or cat person? - both.526Please respect copyright.PENANAQlWunnIu10
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.526Please respect copyright.PENANAcu9XTiaL7f
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.526Please respect copyright.PENANARXgfOsjxGz
do you belive in God? - idk.526Please respect copyright.PENANA8oWJOLXZwa
single or taken? - taken.526Please respect copyright.PENANApIZ1cJu4QB
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*526Please respect copyright.PENANA1gffFUw44H
birthday year? - 1930.526Please respect copyright.PENANAkYa7bSB50Q
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.526Please respect copyright.PENANAoDOUPWJF43
age? - what's that?526Please respect copyright.PENANApb2tdjCQRB
enthinicity? - african american.526Please respect copyright.PENANAzDYznT7WzU
tea or coffee? - neither.526Please respect copyright.PENANAgmzb9Mkm7x
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.526Please respect copyright.PENANAiE6HKjYYPf
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*526Please respect copyright.PENANAV78gfmHGeE
favourite food? - ice cream.526Please respect copyright.PENANAsqciAtFTis
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 526Please respect copyright.PENANAKKWWGyRfYu
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.526Please respect copyright.PENANArpZOF5PiFz
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.526Please respect copyright.PENANAMp6etsvvSz
favourite soda? - sprite.526Please respect copyright.PENANAYS32TZdhRd
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.526Please respect copyright.PENANAptDrrrONHX
can you swim? - yes, wtf?526Please respect copyright.PENANA99nDPhQAPj
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.526Please respect copyright.PENANAzmHDtoKxA9
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.526Please respect copyright.PENANAKm0YPRumCE
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.526Please respect copyright.PENANAxGmfqGlkof
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.526Please respect copyright.PENANANJtU3rnN58
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*526Please respect copyright.PENANAvPj7MjDTdX
apple or andriod? - apple.526Please respect copyright.PENANAwYp17JHOlT
best dessert? - mochi.526Please respect copyright.PENANAEkAR4pP1z1
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have you ever:526Please respect copyright.PENANA3VP5X8c5Fb
1. skipped class? - yes.526Please respect copyright.PENANAzwUwJS3O7u
2. done drugs? - no.526Please respect copyright.PENANA95vQ0YsffO
3. self-harmed? - yes.526Please respect copyright.PENANARV67yCRbIU
4. drank? - no.526Please respect copyright.PENANAPXEPw0yVPP
5. shoplifted? - yes.526Please respect copyright.PENANA1bUU9SFazh
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.526Please respect copyright.PENANAAVS5JNGeZd
7. broken up with someone? - yes.526Please respect copyright.PENANAJDIMdO9dPp
what's your favourite:526Please respect copyright.PENANA4bRPONeFo3
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.526Please respect copyright.PENANAlv2VqCS4Jn
9. movie? - break the silence.526Please respect copyright.PENANAWcWxaizSbY
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.526Please respect copyright.PENANA2FLsYMl9TQ
11. artist? - bts.526Please respect copyright.PENANAgfvim9uJuM
12. singer or band? - bts.526Please respect copyright.PENANAf9zHawsoAg
13. memory? - idk.526Please respect copyright.PENANAcoTlHDHeMf
14. book? - the cruel prince.526Please respect copyright.PENANAEcgCCYMYw9
this or that:526Please respect copyright.PENANAs2YmHuWfVn
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.526Please respect copyright.PENANAaN8Eb9dXiJ
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.526Please respect copyright.PENANAwA4dWObfmB
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.526Please respect copyright.PENANAYQxc7UGT5F
18. movies or books? - idk.526Please respect copyright.PENANAMzcu9ZU5Cn
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.526Please respect copyright.PENANAFfjV1Oeayy
20. blind of deaf? - blind.526Please respect copyright.PENANAYBVn3eJmOB
21. tea or coffee? - neither.526Please respect copyright.PENANATkx01rzgIq
what's your:526Please respect copyright.PENANAvQd70pHelD
22. age? - ninety-one.526Please respect copyright.PENANAgf17XSZGIx
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.526Please respect copyright.PENANAYsfcCIZkqP
24. height? - 4'11.526Please respect copyright.PENANA9n9Dl4UGRG
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.526Please respect copyright.PENANAXH9iEyy7Ty
26. shoe size? - seven.526Please respect copyright.PENANAPT1muxZNnZ
27. religion? - i'm not religious.526Please respect copyright.PENANArh4SIHzMY8
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.526Please respect copyright.PENANAB1tkZwZRDt
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29. gay rights? - i'm gay...526Please respect copyright.PENANAhjoYfcFfh8
30. second chances? - it depends.526Please respect copyright.PENANAGm6xbltcJk
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.526Please respect copyright.PENANAaRldE4Ih6d
32. abortion? - ew.526Please respect copyright.PENANAiBZcUZgVxj
33. a death penalty? - ew.526Please respect copyright.PENANAR1pRcK5ma2
34. marijuana? - i likes that.526Please respect copyright.PENANAzg5qqJ0kbk
35. love? - what's love?526Please respect copyright.PENANA5niRigTwJf
do you:526Please respect copyright.PENANArq0NEuv7Cz
36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.526Please respect copyright.PENANATM4oAI666e
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omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3526Please respect copyright.PENANAHeqehgjJwd