
hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory483Please respect copyright.PENANAqqzifESt56
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 483Please respect copyright.PENANA9UrsZIjs1L
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.483Please respect copyright.PENANA9qoRXft4v8
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?483Please respect copyright.PENANAbYLyHyT8Rt
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.483Please respect copyright.PENANArLVZ9mQd3E
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.483Please respect copyright.PENANA3oKRAirODS
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.483Please respect copyright.PENANA15p7iIOYl8
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.483Please respect copyright.PENANAVWlTN1GVJX
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?483Please respect copyright.PENANATTUUVIbxMK
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.483Please respect copyright.PENANAalmTEWjjMV
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.483Please respect copyright.PENANAVSqhgm2ucB
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.483Please respect copyright.PENANAG0fjcZttvr
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 483Please respect copyright.PENANAWrlwWJc4pU
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
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i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
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full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.483Please respect copyright.PENANAqXlFaeHC26
girl bestie? - coco <3483Please respect copyright.PENANAjQxGbX2nc1
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.483Please respect copyright.PENANAvQ2aFVMfcd
age? - seven years old.483Please respect copyright.PENANAzcjemKj7sf
last person i texted? - idfk.483Please respect copyright.PENANAQsFXAbCLhy
last person i called? - probably my little brother.483Please respect copyright.PENANAAmXK38Jfma
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?483Please respect copyright.PENANAmVG6hPdCG4
random fact? - i like food.483Please respect copyright.PENANAbjwI8KRFK7
single or taken? - big, fat taken.483Please respect copyright.PENANAsUP91HaoAn
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.483Please respect copyright.PENANAahRXdDGEmU
first kiss? - bitch wtf?483Please respect copyright.PENANACjqqOHTyyh
ever smoked? - nope.483Please respect copyright.PENANATTsRrgDdK5
ever done drugs? - nope~483Please respect copyright.PENANAeNHyLbC0W0
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.483Please respect copyright.PENANABy13ReSGb9
longest relationship? - five and a half months.483Please respect copyright.PENANAfrPQA8VYv1
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.483Please respect copyright.PENANAXxkaVTk2YX
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.483Please respect copyright.PENANAOl3T4YIPjz
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.483Please respect copyright.PENANAFnbATnusFC
obsession? - kpop.483Please respect copyright.PENANAeGVEjgF2Au
do you give second chances? - that depends.483Please respect copyright.PENANApofoOvP7vi
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?483Please respect copyright.PENANAiTEjERdlOB
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.483Please respect copyright.PENANA2dbNU5hT95
day or night? - idk.483Please respect copyright.PENANAgjJ9pkVccF
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.483Please respect copyright.PENANAXQupp0ABaw
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.483Please respect copyright.PENANAhBS0H4yQm3
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.483Please respect copyright.PENANAFoLusFhT7l
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.483Please respect copyright.PENANAaYEvp7NKnZ
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.483Please respect copyright.PENANAcHWqlWOYRN
favourite movie(s)? - idk.483Please respect copyright.PENANAZI661JxN0p
current mood? - bored and tired.483Please respect copyright.PENANAX2E5N6YaJL
jealous of? - a lot of things.483Please respect copyright.PENANArK5J3XsWWD
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.483Please respect copyright.PENANAHPceRrpzAz
pets? - two dogs.483Please respect copyright.PENANAULllLU1jS5
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.483Please respect copyright.PENANAOjLlqGviZN
favourite number? - seven.483Please respect copyright.PENANAHUd033DjG2
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.483Please respect copyright.PENANAqbJ6Jd9sIs
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.483Please respect copyright.PENANADmdBKUNtMV
afraid of the dark? - yes.483Please respect copyright.PENANA7HAKGSyxKe
one wish? - to be happy for real.483Please respect copyright.PENANAbwA2cpkwyj
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?483Please respect copyright.PENANA3QnpDll3To
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full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.483Please respect copyright.PENANAy6ixLW7qj0
age? - i'm still seven years old.483Please respect copyright.PENANADDCKsMfjuq
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.483Please respect copyright.PENANAdX5kISFe3i
something you hate about yourself? - my body.483Please respect copyright.PENANAb4RrqKGUYh
something you like about yourself? - idk.483Please respect copyright.PENANAbr0XaLSPXH
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.483Please respect copyright.PENANA1s719Z2KhM
favourite band? - bts.483Please respect copyright.PENANALRFwxVVcwP
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!483Please respect copyright.PENANAW5MNsihdFn
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.483Please respect copyright.PENANADuDgFoLuDM
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.483Please respect copyright.PENANAQuonwXMDZs
girl crush? - emmi.483Please respect copyright.PENANAnUstzUFHDU
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.483Please respect copyright.PENANAtsb8dFAmMW
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^483Please respect copyright.PENANAv7Y29cBLV9
talents? - singing.483Please respect copyright.PENANAQEyWW6AXje
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.483Please respect copyright.PENANAgxbowVoQsY
someone i love? - emmi.483Please respect copyright.PENANA3OSg2pNd5d
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.483Please respect copyright.PENANAm3o1ei0AR1
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.483Please respect copyright.PENANAW1820DZuOH
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.483Please respect copyright.PENANA3l1GtzvA1Y
favourite animal? - dogs.483Please respect copyright.PENANAxH4UPoRAAZ
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 483Please respect copyright.PENANAF1CfVR1x53
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.483Please respect copyright.PENANAAH5RGLfnff
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.483Please respect copyright.PENANAmQkaW5sPCN
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.483Please respect copyright.PENANAmkzO0NP6VM
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.483Please respect copyright.PENANAPPedrVClQq
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 483Please respect copyright.PENANAEcq5zmMQQJ
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.483Please respect copyright.PENANArvme6Oi7m3
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.483Please respect copyright.PENANAtrPYHSHjVz
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gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.483Please respect copyright.PENANAj7kwIWKEKj
country? - i don't live on earth. 483Please respect copyright.PENANAYzWoKbyX6X
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.483Please respect copyright.PENANA8w50nw2zLs
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.483Please respect copyright.PENANAKnS8rPhpXp
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.483Please respect copyright.PENANApwF9UNkIyD
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.483Please respect copyright.PENANAOuMKdbGA1B
country with your favourite accent? - australia.483Please respect copyright.PENANAWHw41dCXGE
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.483Please respect copyright.PENANAGV5LkZXQWu
dog or cat person? - both.483Please respect copyright.PENANA5W3bNhRZeR
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.483Please respect copyright.PENANAcGFHnbAMC6
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.483Please respect copyright.PENANAIYJkFhbmoh
do you belive in God? - idk.483Please respect copyright.PENANAO3emuixqdp
single or taken? - taken.483Please respect copyright.PENANAjsx5VUVuTK
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*483Please respect copyright.PENANAiZ2ncVUcCi
birthday year? - 1930.483Please respect copyright.PENANAsoDWeuKaHi
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.483Please respect copyright.PENANAbCHWqxJhXr
age? - what's that?483Please respect copyright.PENANA6xppUm2GJR
enthinicity? - african american.483Please respect copyright.PENANAm05CGEJTaE
tea or coffee? - neither.483Please respect copyright.PENANAjCPLTM3jV9
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.483Please respect copyright.PENANANTlyUjNpwU
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*483Please respect copyright.PENANABgQutixi6C
favourite food? - ice cream.483Please respect copyright.PENANA8ZsF0XiJb5
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 483Please respect copyright.PENANAWODvTkRwH4
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.483Please respect copyright.PENANA1gAV5Kuy4A
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.483Please respect copyright.PENANAl1AOmqyX3p
favourite soda? - sprite.483Please respect copyright.PENANAkXVZJEKnen
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.483Please respect copyright.PENANA8hdp58cemc
can you swim? - yes, wtf?483Please respect copyright.PENANAdFyNiOQ7GP
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.483Please respect copyright.PENANAWbdFXnAV3R
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.483Please respect copyright.PENANAntQdqAcORN
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.483Please respect copyright.PENANAmGCMTc2KEm
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.483Please respect copyright.PENANAsIVLzxSvhq
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*483Please respect copyright.PENANA9ESL8Od4hK
apple or andriod? - apple.483Please respect copyright.PENANAg5gCewpRff
best dessert? - mochi.483Please respect copyright.PENANAGSa5lzHDUJ
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have you ever:483Please respect copyright.PENANASkNCAM0cVH
1. skipped class? - yes.483Please respect copyright.PENANAMUcB0LlgHj
2. done drugs? - no.483Please respect copyright.PENANAHzJCv2uXwV
3. self-harmed? - yes.483Please respect copyright.PENANA8xXeTEo29q
4. drank? - no.483Please respect copyright.PENANAeWJvQMlcwr
5. shoplifted? - yes.483Please respect copyright.PENANAJzQSvYEVox
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.483Please respect copyright.PENANAY0xvmnl8ez
7. broken up with someone? - yes.483Please respect copyright.PENANAkirnIVMelg
what's your favourite:483Please respect copyright.PENANA9jeUKbP3il
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.483Please respect copyright.PENANAC1IvT8d3WD
9. movie? - break the silence.483Please respect copyright.PENANAd2fflVucg1
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.483Please respect copyright.PENANAoRHjL5xG9F
11. artist? - bts.483Please respect copyright.PENANA0acLBy421C
12. singer or band? - bts.483Please respect copyright.PENANA4ErYb1LgYj
13. memory? - idk.483Please respect copyright.PENANAVHi3UEQKsJ
14. book? - the cruel prince.483Please respect copyright.PENANAGGjyANJ7cm
this or that:483Please respect copyright.PENANAddc7usgssU
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.483Please respect copyright.PENANAoqvIPWNHXR
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.483Please respect copyright.PENANATCjG61Rsaf
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.483Please respect copyright.PENANAszP8yGzBVh
18. movies or books? - idk.483Please respect copyright.PENANAb8zlSL6ms7
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.483Please respect copyright.PENANAfGcub35HXh
20. blind of deaf? - blind.483Please respect copyright.PENANA1w63zZV5ed
21. tea or coffee? - neither.483Please respect copyright.PENANAG2YqZ3xEYq
what's your:483Please respect copyright.PENANAekpOfLWDrl
22. age? - ninety-one.483Please respect copyright.PENANA7viTS7li8h
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.483Please respect copyright.PENANAUlkWCAt4uI
24. height? - 4'11.483Please respect copyright.PENANA3k9L8ewNe9
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.483Please respect copyright.PENANAc3hxtpI3dJ
26. shoe size? - seven.483Please respect copyright.PENANACnRpuztHJk
27. religion? - i'm not religious.483Please respect copyright.PENANAkJP06EaBuA
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.483Please respect copyright.PENANAQD1h2KJI8Z
opinion on: 483Please respect copyright.PENANAOmR6TEENyJ
29. gay rights? - i'm gay...483Please respect copyright.PENANA2bFxnd4DJm
30. second chances? - it depends.483Please respect copyright.PENANApncJIabNkz
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.483Please respect copyright.PENANAQ8NBz0i4pZ
32. abortion? - ew.483Please respect copyright.PENANADuaeBAbNmb
33. a death penalty? - ew.483Please respect copyright.PENANA7qRFie3gkt
34. marijuana? - i likes that.483Please respect copyright.PENANA5WRE4K9O9l
35. love? - what's love?483Please respect copyright.PENANAku4IUYRZkS
do you:483Please respect copyright.PENANAipkKYjQ700
36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.483Please respect copyright.PENANAJsR0M5cXPU
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omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3483Please respect copyright.PENANA1FtPKTqRIs