
hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory572Please respect copyright.PENANADgdix3IvCI
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 572Please respect copyright.PENANA5FykrLs9fS
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.572Please respect copyright.PENANAcIQkuFIkMT
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?572Please respect copyright.PENANASJtV7nYtWV
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.572Please respect copyright.PENANAPVjaXjjC1q
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.572Please respect copyright.PENANAvIPTjGZKMs
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.572Please respect copyright.PENANAZVbdgP706X
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.572Please respect copyright.PENANA2XJAw8IU5h
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?572Please respect copyright.PENANAmEYOHu9jLC
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.572Please respect copyright.PENANAlDXD1MnbBU
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.572Please respect copyright.PENANANyO93UXsFw
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.572Please respect copyright.PENANAJyQvDcM0cj
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 572Please respect copyright.PENANAzIW2YEnaJy
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
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i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
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full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.572Please respect copyright.PENANAuA8s1q64qW
girl bestie? - coco <3572Please respect copyright.PENANA5p3ZYZsoT8
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.572Please respect copyright.PENANAbmXblKCxS0
age? - seven years old.572Please respect copyright.PENANA8GuC1PHbQ0
last person i texted? - idfk.572Please respect copyright.PENANAkCkXRCTLia
last person i called? - probably my little brother.572Please respect copyright.PENANA8tLYWmj7z3
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?572Please respect copyright.PENANASfKEw0KBzG
random fact? - i like food.572Please respect copyright.PENANAG51jpywy5z
single or taken? - big, fat taken.572Please respect copyright.PENANAZGYgnewwY6
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.572Please respect copyright.PENANA55tkFScJld
first kiss? - bitch wtf?572Please respect copyright.PENANAfAfBZrKd64
ever smoked? - nope.572Please respect copyright.PENANATynnFf5fGJ
ever done drugs? - nope~572Please respect copyright.PENANAIESW8RVSFA
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.572Please respect copyright.PENANAUGOeArbkBq
longest relationship? - five and a half months.572Please respect copyright.PENANAYqW6gBc7nz
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.572Please respect copyright.PENANAABWlBmrpaM
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.572Please respect copyright.PENANA9SolUYwHjn
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.572Please respect copyright.PENANApEgHUSxsbw
obsession? - kpop.572Please respect copyright.PENANAsjqmJ2F1Gy
do you give second chances? - that depends.572Please respect copyright.PENANAQzk5RVrRmK
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?572Please respect copyright.PENANAvCxDe9kWg3
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.572Please respect copyright.PENANAEwOzfa7IPW
day or night? - idk.572Please respect copyright.PENANAetNw7eOf1T
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.572Please respect copyright.PENANACsgvRcnP2M
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.572Please respect copyright.PENANA8aQrTq5OC3
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.572Please respect copyright.PENANAWhdpMhHeJP
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.572Please respect copyright.PENANASBM49farrf
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.572Please respect copyright.PENANARXZF1aVt57
favourite movie(s)? - idk.572Please respect copyright.PENANAlmEhMMZNn9
current mood? - bored and tired.572Please respect copyright.PENANAQDwQ27tZyh
jealous of? - a lot of things.572Please respect copyright.PENANAyHNJldYgD5
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.572Please respect copyright.PENANAGawWoQHWcG
pets? - two dogs.572Please respect copyright.PENANA3RE811aD14
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.572Please respect copyright.PENANAQm5vtjax5B
favourite number? - seven.572Please respect copyright.PENANA6U2b06k8SN
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.572Please respect copyright.PENANA7AvMyvOjYi
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.572Please respect copyright.PENANAxay7X7X7RK
afraid of the dark? - yes.572Please respect copyright.PENANAe4akkGmjLY
one wish? - to be happy for real.572Please respect copyright.PENANAyLBYrEjQxa
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?572Please respect copyright.PENANAuf1GaqeAFO
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full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.572Please respect copyright.PENANAjVnGfIYtnd
age? - i'm still seven years old.572Please respect copyright.PENANASUfS4hFE8p
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.572Please respect copyright.PENANARYy0F3PWPa
something you hate about yourself? - my body.572Please respect copyright.PENANAAbXxnoI9OA
something you like about yourself? - idk.572Please respect copyright.PENANAK0UFaTrsr1
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.572Please respect copyright.PENANAjgo5l001VR
favourite band? - bts.572Please respect copyright.PENANA1n9Q2gnta6
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!572Please respect copyright.PENANA2FEG8MlNy1
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.572Please respect copyright.PENANAvnIo7bUEeg
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.572Please respect copyright.PENANAp7zA4DkafZ
girl crush? - emmi.572Please respect copyright.PENANA36ZoB1qvL8
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.572Please respect copyright.PENANAhOfJ65OHw0
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^572Please respect copyright.PENANALU0MfrvISI
talents? - singing.572Please respect copyright.PENANAqVtGHoZGfo
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.572Please respect copyright.PENANAKPkMLAPDtv
someone i love? - emmi.572Please respect copyright.PENANAkaPQ5qcSN5
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.572Please respect copyright.PENANAZanyUsQQXb
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.572Please respect copyright.PENANAlhM94zPqDc
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.572Please respect copyright.PENANAQyivPpyULG
favourite animal? - dogs.572Please respect copyright.PENANA5FAVZkT4jP
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 572Please respect copyright.PENANAnnaHw2WWAP
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.572Please respect copyright.PENANAetKzOKBU8E
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.572Please respect copyright.PENANAfH13VYoY5t
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.572Please respect copyright.PENANAW2fazuSGVV
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.572Please respect copyright.PENANA86nMcsI2N8
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 572Please respect copyright.PENANAGoGPw2HJ6I
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.572Please respect copyright.PENANAviFM0ioGnW
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.572Please respect copyright.PENANATHxLsVOxBF
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gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.572Please respect copyright.PENANATHcovT1XKZ
country? - i don't live on earth. 572Please respect copyright.PENANAW2NuOlfxvu
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.572Please respect copyright.PENANADLoEi4YUMO
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.572Please respect copyright.PENANAfw4K6pOUBi
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.572Please respect copyright.PENANAaCGpPKv9O6
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.572Please respect copyright.PENANA7DkiwmvZAI
country with your favourite accent? - australia.572Please respect copyright.PENANAgNQkhtX0VI
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.572Please respect copyright.PENANAS1kBppjK9c
dog or cat person? - both.572Please respect copyright.PENANAXqkRbfrwoB
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.572Please respect copyright.PENANA3paWd1TAy3
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.572Please respect copyright.PENANAAuAgnWh9HC
do you belive in God? - idk.572Please respect copyright.PENANAePU0dKGCGa
single or taken? - taken.572Please respect copyright.PENANAR16U8KHLlJ
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*572Please respect copyright.PENANA16Q7FeynOQ
birthday year? - 1930.572Please respect copyright.PENANA7035Al49jX
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.572Please respect copyright.PENANANfm5bWAo2j
age? - what's that?572Please respect copyright.PENANA5MXJ0DFNGI
enthinicity? - african american.572Please respect copyright.PENANAhcZNJNR1Gm
tea or coffee? - neither.572Please respect copyright.PENANAG4qpt0tT4N
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.572Please respect copyright.PENANAnaIlEVWEhR
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*572Please respect copyright.PENANAQqReaShqhD
favourite food? - ice cream.572Please respect copyright.PENANAqep9H8WH8B
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 572Please respect copyright.PENANAALSKvugvQK
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.572Please respect copyright.PENANAB1gCvc45Ti
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.572Please respect copyright.PENANA5TbXWSRL9A
favourite soda? - sprite.572Please respect copyright.PENANAM1Y9HeNeoq
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.572Please respect copyright.PENANABQdE0qySOp
can you swim? - yes, wtf?572Please respect copyright.PENANAUxvAhcp74W
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.572Please respect copyright.PENANAUvE9qWVA07
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.572Please respect copyright.PENANAjNU39jeXi8
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.572Please respect copyright.PENANAlwVr52pRkm
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.572Please respect copyright.PENANAYy4kDl9BuA
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*572Please respect copyright.PENANA2Z26KvLBuz
apple or andriod? - apple.572Please respect copyright.PENANAwWfJCToLF1
best dessert? - mochi.572Please respect copyright.PENANANKjWiplyCX
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have you ever:572Please respect copyright.PENANAyqKGZkG3Rx
1. skipped class? - yes.572Please respect copyright.PENANAsatQt41Nla
2. done drugs? - no.572Please respect copyright.PENANAReZ4rREYdd
3. self-harmed? - yes.572Please respect copyright.PENANAiZAYFZFFw7
4. drank? - no.572Please respect copyright.PENANAO75365coDZ
5. shoplifted? - yes.572Please respect copyright.PENANAq0LfgCjwUW
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.572Please respect copyright.PENANA0xEAMPSKaA
7. broken up with someone? - yes.572Please respect copyright.PENANA2sJ6odiy9l
what's your favourite:572Please respect copyright.PENANAvMAgeXNSnw
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.572Please respect copyright.PENANAJWo4EoAOmc
9. movie? - break the silence.572Please respect copyright.PENANAI82kkVH90s
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.572Please respect copyright.PENANAqQwx5Nic1L
11. artist? - bts.572Please respect copyright.PENANAlG3qCsecvN
12. singer or band? - bts.572Please respect copyright.PENANAWa9CgCE7IC
13. memory? - idk.572Please respect copyright.PENANAvS39GpylkN
14. book? - the cruel prince.572Please respect copyright.PENANA0mQ0SVrrT6
this or that:572Please respect copyright.PENANAFbZt1VAuGF
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.572Please respect copyright.PENANA1E6DErOHhX
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.572Please respect copyright.PENANABwvfvVyXnu
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.572Please respect copyright.PENANA4ENvmXR9VX
18. movies or books? - idk.572Please respect copyright.PENANAdIaRmZL2kJ
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.572Please respect copyright.PENANABsuqG9G41O
20. blind of deaf? - blind.572Please respect copyright.PENANAMrybLT4TCF
21. tea or coffee? - neither.572Please respect copyright.PENANAD4hBIdyM0S
what's your:572Please respect copyright.PENANARJgkChqcLX
22. age? - ninety-one.572Please respect copyright.PENANA2yWxHXC9Qy
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.572Please respect copyright.PENANAyeig19AnjF
24. height? - 4'11.572Please respect copyright.PENANAzQB5CeyL3g
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.572Please respect copyright.PENANAOuBK1yZFn9
26. shoe size? - seven.572Please respect copyright.PENANAs1ylsRDUAs
27. religion? - i'm not religious.572Please respect copyright.PENANARgcrexwh7y
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.572Please respect copyright.PENANAhN1Pxc1qld
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29. gay rights? - i'm gay...572Please respect copyright.PENANAOvvPKUdAJM
30. second chances? - it depends.572Please respect copyright.PENANAK7HJR7B1wN
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.572Please respect copyright.PENANAW5B1ops09x
32. abortion? - ew.572Please respect copyright.PENANAmvcU5Hg0jl
33. a death penalty? - ew.572Please respect copyright.PENANAhg88JqWFiY
34. marijuana? - i likes that.572Please respect copyright.PENANArj9l5bcwJg
35. love? - what's love?572Please respect copyright.PENANAgEHkTlJeIN
do you:572Please respect copyright.PENANAVuxGiaGJk1
36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.572Please respect copyright.PENANAaGfTU45rPr
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omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3572Please respect copyright.PENANAOPyHwOw1vB