
hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory521Please respect copyright.PENANAgWrZF5uyEO
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 521Please respect copyright.PENANA7MzQki7jYU
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.521Please respect copyright.PENANAPIFlTTWhGt
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?521Please respect copyright.PENANAcMHfsIHdSw
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.521Please respect copyright.PENANAhSbSzT290P
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.521Please respect copyright.PENANAh6UqdHecDw
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.521Please respect copyright.PENANALXypfdD1Bm
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.521Please respect copyright.PENANASGiVBNz8kU
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?521Please respect copyright.PENANAwNLmmKufTq
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.521Please respect copyright.PENANAP9G7IItZ1t
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.521Please respect copyright.PENANAkL3AGPm8hz
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.521Please respect copyright.PENANAAe5fJzqzNf
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 521Please respect copyright.PENANA6bGU5TEwMQ
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
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i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
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full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.521Please respect copyright.PENANA4XxznySf0Y
girl bestie? - coco <3521Please respect copyright.PENANAGPbHzE9XNv
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.521Please respect copyright.PENANAAQtqi2Lj0R
age? - seven years old.521Please respect copyright.PENANAEV4oyF55nZ
last person i texted? - idfk.521Please respect copyright.PENANAcTH3lHdOMj
last person i called? - probably my little brother.521Please respect copyright.PENANAQ3BVkf9HzM
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?521Please respect copyright.PENANATGzWCcY39v
random fact? - i like food.521Please respect copyright.PENANA0g6D994VLD
single or taken? - big, fat taken.521Please respect copyright.PENANAjdeI8QW3qE
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.521Please respect copyright.PENANAvoiT52s9i7
first kiss? - bitch wtf?521Please respect copyright.PENANAhdKO5q4dhY
ever smoked? - nope.521Please respect copyright.PENANAjDslgUs1or
ever done drugs? - nope~521Please respect copyright.PENANAxFd7hwlmyl
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.521Please respect copyright.PENANARgJQddUTCi
longest relationship? - five and a half months.521Please respect copyright.PENANAW1AoCXkklX
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.521Please respect copyright.PENANAcE5acsTHih
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.521Please respect copyright.PENANA2mRoRhVRjE
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.521Please respect copyright.PENANAfSIlpBcCxW
obsession? - kpop.521Please respect copyright.PENANAbywQHaQ1ZQ
do you give second chances? - that depends.521Please respect copyright.PENANAM9DXE5R6Nu
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?521Please respect copyright.PENANAuCgmPcC4WI
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.521Please respect copyright.PENANANKufWaSwrA
day or night? - idk.521Please respect copyright.PENANAmUDVqlgM1i
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.521Please respect copyright.PENANA0ZBXGZhdJL
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.521Please respect copyright.PENANAsQCUPUH1JQ
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.521Please respect copyright.PENANAi6QJM7uDIK
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.521Please respect copyright.PENANAF39b9ZSrTk
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.521Please respect copyright.PENANAu31P6foppd
favourite movie(s)? - idk.521Please respect copyright.PENANAAPoklwVu90
current mood? - bored and tired.521Please respect copyright.PENANAbNUEgH7aJj
jealous of? - a lot of things.521Please respect copyright.PENANA00StwfbQvL
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.521Please respect copyright.PENANA7ReuWFVsKG
pets? - two dogs.521Please respect copyright.PENANAul7RUdjxZn
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.521Please respect copyright.PENANAqx4mC1YG3J
favourite number? - seven.521Please respect copyright.PENANAYRI6am1wBX
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.521Please respect copyright.PENANALns5ZKgYrs
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.521Please respect copyright.PENANAmBkY9thOys
afraid of the dark? - yes.521Please respect copyright.PENANA1YLpjBXjjY
one wish? - to be happy for real.521Please respect copyright.PENANAncwMIy5KOg
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?521Please respect copyright.PENANA0HVGbjuSlM
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full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.521Please respect copyright.PENANATmTfG0WPSC
age? - i'm still seven years old.521Please respect copyright.PENANA4FGZtPcxgP
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.521Please respect copyright.PENANANIZVWTSx0t
something you hate about yourself? - my body.521Please respect copyright.PENANAIexajP6a35
something you like about yourself? - idk.521Please respect copyright.PENANA3NnCLQIF7o
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.521Please respect copyright.PENANAlgAZ6xwlUE
favourite band? - bts.521Please respect copyright.PENANAB7HzO1tOcC
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!521Please respect copyright.PENANAvNWgSOLkfR
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.521Please respect copyright.PENANAuf8IwkYICI
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.521Please respect copyright.PENANAYXsIpibcEj
girl crush? - emmi.521Please respect copyright.PENANA84GkU18Hzb
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.521Please respect copyright.PENANAiKK8oLWCef
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^521Please respect copyright.PENANAdBLqPZ2CpC
talents? - singing.521Please respect copyright.PENANA6zJDp6mHMN
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.521Please respect copyright.PENANA9N9uESMsLL
someone i love? - emmi.521Please respect copyright.PENANAIolYd9x7cs
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.521Please respect copyright.PENANA4BHuaQOJT8
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.521Please respect copyright.PENANAOevx60Zytz
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.521Please respect copyright.PENANA1eCWVhmuSX
favourite animal? - dogs.521Please respect copyright.PENANADFnVbcVTMV
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 521Please respect copyright.PENANAM0p1N51BC4
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.521Please respect copyright.PENANALjZnZw1LDe
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.521Please respect copyright.PENANARU9Y8xXJ3W
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.521Please respect copyright.PENANAqpUwM73U8J
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.521Please respect copyright.PENANAXgi4EzdMBm
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 521Please respect copyright.PENANApNWYra1g7w
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.521Please respect copyright.PENANA68h3iB9TLI
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.521Please respect copyright.PENANAJn5fFyyobN
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gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.521Please respect copyright.PENANA9JtC8Mhybl
country? - i don't live on earth. 521Please respect copyright.PENANA1b58NgFC8e
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.521Please respect copyright.PENANAldM6W5IWUv
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.521Please respect copyright.PENANA1zTQkMu5ci
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.521Please respect copyright.PENANAXrjQD4lhvq
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.521Please respect copyright.PENANAHeCKq9xMSn
country with your favourite accent? - australia.521Please respect copyright.PENANAhAXdshIuuN
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.521Please respect copyright.PENANA4scw34AhS7
dog or cat person? - both.521Please respect copyright.PENANAWe7aqWd2NG
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.521Please respect copyright.PENANAyXGg9ZGxby
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.521Please respect copyright.PENANAG0T3Wa9Uut
do you belive in God? - idk.521Please respect copyright.PENANApaRH8g6JBo
single or taken? - taken.521Please respect copyright.PENANA59LJwPKjog
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*521Please respect copyright.PENANAc7sZQatrnk
birthday year? - 1930.521Please respect copyright.PENANAplgOxR2J87
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.521Please respect copyright.PENANAylCampwxLL
age? - what's that?521Please respect copyright.PENANA2kUqXd13QI
enthinicity? - african american.521Please respect copyright.PENANA1gJopLcc6c
tea or coffee? - neither.521Please respect copyright.PENANAXYLNkKwLWW
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.521Please respect copyright.PENANAwV8XKcyM4V
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*521Please respect copyright.PENANAP7YHqavWWN
favourite food? - ice cream.521Please respect copyright.PENANAiN8lrOovZx
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 521Please respect copyright.PENANADBiaZWJNrH
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.521Please respect copyright.PENANA11KCteLlPt
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.521Please respect copyright.PENANAoSxAVZ6jNO
favourite soda? - sprite.521Please respect copyright.PENANAs1m8GazOsX
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.521Please respect copyright.PENANAIUp0XViyGI
can you swim? - yes, wtf?521Please respect copyright.PENANA6ztbIq0xib
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.521Please respect copyright.PENANAzJwMPbgxRD
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.521Please respect copyright.PENANASqnWls895W
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.521Please respect copyright.PENANAmUMRRiNexR
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.521Please respect copyright.PENANAvnRhIbv1al
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*521Please respect copyright.PENANAkgT3kdtDOa
apple or andriod? - apple.521Please respect copyright.PENANA71AFOqsjat
best dessert? - mochi.521Please respect copyright.PENANAEJn4hnfzQR
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have you ever:521Please respect copyright.PENANAWDTRmSyKsb
1. skipped class? - yes.521Please respect copyright.PENANAb01HDIlZYf
2. done drugs? - no.521Please respect copyright.PENANAZIWcyUUglV
3. self-harmed? - yes.521Please respect copyright.PENANAg1lAgWMAz0
4. drank? - no.521Please respect copyright.PENANA0OIGx4iqFa
5. shoplifted? - yes.521Please respect copyright.PENANAPdeBPdkzkN
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.521Please respect copyright.PENANAuMYVIfTS5t
7. broken up with someone? - yes.521Please respect copyright.PENANAY4yildo3jU
what's your favourite:521Please respect copyright.PENANAiTgyJB7HIX
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.521Please respect copyright.PENANADsU6jXciL2
9. movie? - break the silence.521Please respect copyright.PENANAA23wi1a2Tn
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.521Please respect copyright.PENANAvSkhkeiF06
11. artist? - bts.521Please respect copyright.PENANARWe36VzDme
12. singer or band? - bts.521Please respect copyright.PENANAQuvwu5V77B
13. memory? - idk.521Please respect copyright.PENANADgSEWacluE
14. book? - the cruel prince.521Please respect copyright.PENANAqUfTJhFSuq
this or that:521Please respect copyright.PENANAiVXXH22191
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.521Please respect copyright.PENANAt4wrhb8jTy
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.521Please respect copyright.PENANADNVs8u81jQ
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.521Please respect copyright.PENANAGYhGkFNIYU
18. movies or books? - idk.521Please respect copyright.PENANAnEMasIOHpY
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.521Please respect copyright.PENANA7cVHslJkko
20. blind of deaf? - blind.521Please respect copyright.PENANAVH7PcqtAgR
21. tea or coffee? - neither.521Please respect copyright.PENANA1WIK8lwfgp
what's your:521Please respect copyright.PENANASqHiduIZ2o
22. age? - ninety-one.521Please respect copyright.PENANAXiooM8jlkJ
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.521Please respect copyright.PENANAeEvnQikorX
24. height? - 4'11.521Please respect copyright.PENANAGy26OCfmxE
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.521Please respect copyright.PENANAdYQ8CoJona
26. shoe size? - seven.521Please respect copyright.PENANALcGLemceDD
27. religion? - i'm not religious.521Please respect copyright.PENANAZiiKYOqrYA
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.521Please respect copyright.PENANAqdmbXQpThY
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29. gay rights? - i'm gay...521Please respect copyright.PENANAMky0eGBI0L
30. second chances? - it depends.521Please respect copyright.PENANA4TJ9swQqdw
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.521Please respect copyright.PENANAJr9Q21Ckjw
32. abortion? - ew.521Please respect copyright.PENANASMofc8uCuW
33. a death penalty? - ew.521Please respect copyright.PENANAGPGXic98Jf
34. marijuana? - i likes that.521Please respect copyright.PENANAzzU3Cb7z2N
35. love? - what's love?521Please respect copyright.PENANAo3KBDpTbyl
do you:521Please respect copyright.PENANAnzXf0sWvBW
36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.521Please respect copyright.PENANAPey2V20E8r
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omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3521Please respect copyright.PENANA5D7mJloQ3z