
hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory524Please respect copyright.PENANAIImvkMLQBH
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 524Please respect copyright.PENANA8l6ddXLlXI
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.524Please respect copyright.PENANAGRIJDs1Uep
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?524Please respect copyright.PENANAyoNvrkbMuv
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.524Please respect copyright.PENANAK5BmcB0ze8
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.524Please respect copyright.PENANA60JLaE1AMP
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.524Please respect copyright.PENANAkE0MqIDSPd
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.524Please respect copyright.PENANAgtj7nyoBd5
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?524Please respect copyright.PENANACT7mCDJhGT
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.524Please respect copyright.PENANA2p8SM8LWt0
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.524Please respect copyright.PENANA5XLbH8Spf4
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.524Please respect copyright.PENANApLfeojWk5n
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 524Please respect copyright.PENANAHWzu3ZdWhy
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
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i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
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full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.524Please respect copyright.PENANAOuz3i7FCHY
girl bestie? - coco <3524Please respect copyright.PENANA38psdNurp0
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.524Please respect copyright.PENANAFG5gxHFsJu
age? - seven years old.524Please respect copyright.PENANAaqEHuNRi5y
last person i texted? - idfk.524Please respect copyright.PENANA1SqVl6uVmJ
last person i called? - probably my little brother.524Please respect copyright.PENANAalYJCU8TmT
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?524Please respect copyright.PENANA5B9QauqVKw
random fact? - i like food.524Please respect copyright.PENANApzPpdGzZ8J
single or taken? - big, fat taken.524Please respect copyright.PENANAXWauJL5VNT
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.524Please respect copyright.PENANAghFSJk6OCL
first kiss? - bitch wtf?524Please respect copyright.PENANAeay2BHp7OQ
ever smoked? - nope.524Please respect copyright.PENANAjgvpzGyzLd
ever done drugs? - nope~524Please respect copyright.PENANAgT30sTUeTK
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.524Please respect copyright.PENANAq8jR6DNU9Q
longest relationship? - five and a half months.524Please respect copyright.PENANAfsC9foGyJc
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.524Please respect copyright.PENANA42vV336uzP
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.524Please respect copyright.PENANAiPSs6MWa8o
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.524Please respect copyright.PENANA6Gn0n1iMjL
obsession? - kpop.524Please respect copyright.PENANAa9zKUamhj5
do you give second chances? - that depends.524Please respect copyright.PENANA0PSlhixlzl
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?524Please respect copyright.PENANAww1S6ZTLVO
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.524Please respect copyright.PENANAp2nhIAKEV5
day or night? - idk.524Please respect copyright.PENANApHHySZNcBn
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.524Please respect copyright.PENANA9MQfinOiXS
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.524Please respect copyright.PENANAeIVtQpMMWP
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.524Please respect copyright.PENANAv5OHlPYzBC
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.524Please respect copyright.PENANAUzqpZqmywv
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.524Please respect copyright.PENANAC2iTMbnYOC
favourite movie(s)? - idk.524Please respect copyright.PENANAFko6kf7PVa
current mood? - bored and tired.524Please respect copyright.PENANAxGwKNX2Alc
jealous of? - a lot of things.524Please respect copyright.PENANAI0pmmnfA6D
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.524Please respect copyright.PENANAMrqn1kn2oK
pets? - two dogs.524Please respect copyright.PENANAwYJ6dkUavU
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.524Please respect copyright.PENANAkCi3JhC0zF
favourite number? - seven.524Please respect copyright.PENANA8rAtrCZv6n
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.524Please respect copyright.PENANAOjHxQowAhb
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.524Please respect copyright.PENANAcz0WSuUsHK
afraid of the dark? - yes.524Please respect copyright.PENANAPhNZh1wgaq
one wish? - to be happy for real.524Please respect copyright.PENANAxcr8gxlusk
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?524Please respect copyright.PENANA9sQxxmzrBn
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full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.524Please respect copyright.PENANAfNlZWpPFoC
age? - i'm still seven years old.524Please respect copyright.PENANA1Rrxsc977D
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.524Please respect copyright.PENANABCFhJSNsmu
something you hate about yourself? - my body.524Please respect copyright.PENANAG9VL2e2IKl
something you like about yourself? - idk.524Please respect copyright.PENANA9wQbNu3Wk2
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.524Please respect copyright.PENANA0psKYyQpmN
favourite band? - bts.524Please respect copyright.PENANAHDTKNI0nOU
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!524Please respect copyright.PENANAdp95aTBZfE
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.524Please respect copyright.PENANAFwG0zV93Bd
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.524Please respect copyright.PENANAt8XubssVFz
girl crush? - emmi.524Please respect copyright.PENANAiS2g0zaXiy
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.524Please respect copyright.PENANA6ISqu8ipsv
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^524Please respect copyright.PENANAQbqX1TVfJo
talents? - singing.524Please respect copyright.PENANARIDYim6w0w
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.524Please respect copyright.PENANA6pp3l7ZUvH
someone i love? - emmi.524Please respect copyright.PENANAOFPO0gb5EU
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.524Please respect copyright.PENANACyXMJBXtH9
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.524Please respect copyright.PENANAd8O583IwRu
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.524Please respect copyright.PENANAqFvV0p5KRk
favourite animal? - dogs.524Please respect copyright.PENANA87xj1En7Ef
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 524Please respect copyright.PENANAdjAfmUPmVU
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.524Please respect copyright.PENANAuPlDvDxikW
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.524Please respect copyright.PENANAWPtAo30j8y
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.524Please respect copyright.PENANA6Ai1TVUuLI
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.524Please respect copyright.PENANAUM8KrouVD7
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 524Please respect copyright.PENANAmqK7HORhpS
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.524Please respect copyright.PENANAfRSujlxLVm
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.524Please respect copyright.PENANAYyqCygOZhw
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gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.524Please respect copyright.PENANA40u4MACF8S
country? - i don't live on earth. 524Please respect copyright.PENANA9RWCfoocwt
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.524Please respect copyright.PENANAkPWbgHX4Ll
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.524Please respect copyright.PENANAertM4F5Tqt
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.524Please respect copyright.PENANATJmJQXFBkC
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.524Please respect copyright.PENANAyUohGoycQQ
country with your favourite accent? - australia.524Please respect copyright.PENANAYLSBUhxYDu
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.524Please respect copyright.PENANAh1UYdfWY5X
dog or cat person? - both.524Please respect copyright.PENANArYMXl13aS7
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.524Please respect copyright.PENANA3AOHvqvTOL
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.524Please respect copyright.PENANAiLeaF9ZSF6
do you belive in God? - idk.524Please respect copyright.PENANAAajlMR3UIj
single or taken? - taken.524Please respect copyright.PENANAP445lBXcOd
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*524Please respect copyright.PENANAQLILgKCUN2
birthday year? - 1930.524Please respect copyright.PENANAj9ISneJH2U
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.524Please respect copyright.PENANA0ZZDcvusGK
age? - what's that?524Please respect copyright.PENANAS5ovsU4Ckh
enthinicity? - african american.524Please respect copyright.PENANAOVohsamAsA
tea or coffee? - neither.524Please respect copyright.PENANAUfnptVd2j9
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.524Please respect copyright.PENANAFAFOuESSk3
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*524Please respect copyright.PENANA1EbMVtRfVj
favourite food? - ice cream.524Please respect copyright.PENANAYlEF3l42bt
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 524Please respect copyright.PENANAWbX25roRA0
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.524Please respect copyright.PENANAaWq5rH9Lp1
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.524Please respect copyright.PENANAThwmRmWn59
favourite soda? - sprite.524Please respect copyright.PENANAvcv9QxJZ5U
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.524Please respect copyright.PENANA8RgrRAnHrW
can you swim? - yes, wtf?524Please respect copyright.PENANAogD0E7EadU
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.524Please respect copyright.PENANAACaUobsBlc
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.524Please respect copyright.PENANAJ2Jn2AwY3i
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.524Please respect copyright.PENANAZgrHRxZOzq
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.524Please respect copyright.PENANAgxk7vZB3gV
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*524Please respect copyright.PENANAFW7KXGidd3
apple or andriod? - apple.524Please respect copyright.PENANAh7IKe60hIM
best dessert? - mochi.524Please respect copyright.PENANAcpfbbPrMvX
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have you ever:524Please respect copyright.PENANAMGwQNZELti
1. skipped class? - yes.524Please respect copyright.PENANADELzTcUiTy
2. done drugs? - no.524Please respect copyright.PENANA1uCDQOXDVQ
3. self-harmed? - yes.524Please respect copyright.PENANAEjFLSEfzD8
4. drank? - no.524Please respect copyright.PENANA4Nwnwx53Pl
5. shoplifted? - yes.524Please respect copyright.PENANA02MFKrGoPp
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.524Please respect copyright.PENANAnXnmzNO3yn
7. broken up with someone? - yes.524Please respect copyright.PENANAE9YWCUTrpR
what's your favourite:524Please respect copyright.PENANABDmu9CU008
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.524Please respect copyright.PENANARXeN6hXSh8
9. movie? - break the silence.524Please respect copyright.PENANAdlrxu3Nx8L
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.524Please respect copyright.PENANAbvdHdhlKGv
11. artist? - bts.524Please respect copyright.PENANAfBmD3FxFaf
12. singer or band? - bts.524Please respect copyright.PENANAyzLz6dvGh1
13. memory? - idk.524Please respect copyright.PENANAwCTvmYIkcT
14. book? - the cruel prince.524Please respect copyright.PENANAUb1Tk9YX6O
this or that:524Please respect copyright.PENANA2SrdH9urjh
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.524Please respect copyright.PENANAob4ORcQM6U
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.524Please respect copyright.PENANAwcSkNlpUbC
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.524Please respect copyright.PENANAdpQxKla3YG
18. movies or books? - idk.524Please respect copyright.PENANAlFOZkJkTlO
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.524Please respect copyright.PENANApOFmhXAg9k
20. blind of deaf? - blind.524Please respect copyright.PENANAPSXkJYcoeg
21. tea or coffee? - neither.524Please respect copyright.PENANA72sveUJC53
what's your:524Please respect copyright.PENANACZnBzN01qr
22. age? - ninety-one.524Please respect copyright.PENANAgR3CYQjVTg
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.524Please respect copyright.PENANAYxau6zmvcJ
24. height? - 4'11.524Please respect copyright.PENANAqzy0KiZ6kn
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.524Please respect copyright.PENANAf4W5Jjp5Im
26. shoe size? - seven.524Please respect copyright.PENANAU84XIeEWJo
27. religion? - i'm not religious.524Please respect copyright.PENANAFzxJuwz2a0
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.524Please respect copyright.PENANAY6zncp2Zt0
opinion on: 524Please respect copyright.PENANAtgZSZyVIT2
29. gay rights? - i'm gay...524Please respect copyright.PENANAmiYaEKd9Sb
30. second chances? - it depends.524Please respect copyright.PENANACql2P1MR5L
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.524Please respect copyright.PENANAdcUj4OagLO
32. abortion? - ew.524Please respect copyright.PENANATjt5nx0pxD
33. a death penalty? - ew.524Please respect copyright.PENANAzk7ID2skzy
34. marijuana? - i likes that.524Please respect copyright.PENANApBupgKjrEy
35. love? - what's love?524Please respect copyright.PENANAGjs1GHplHs
do you:524Please respect copyright.PENANAAPvV2tYiGz
36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.524Please respect copyright.PENANAtDtazGwv9Y
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omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3524Please respect copyright.PENANA2ZPKcPkCiX