
hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory432Please respect copyright.PENANAvszb6uoUcb
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 432Please respect copyright.PENANAsd83Np2arg
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.432Please respect copyright.PENANAbuIsCeVNao
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?432Please respect copyright.PENANA9slAd8AbOJ
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.432Please respect copyright.PENANAWRtqw2SFPr
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.432Please respect copyright.PENANAaQHOhPK2tc
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.432Please respect copyright.PENANAyEtcRcb2dH
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.432Please respect copyright.PENANAPK0OcYeohN
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?432Please respect copyright.PENANAV5z3GYPwiJ
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.432Please respect copyright.PENANAG3cN8KEMNu
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.432Please respect copyright.PENANAY6rQEc3Wl6
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.432Please respect copyright.PENANAgzlj8TsdIz
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 432Please respect copyright.PENANAakh6svATnq
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
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i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
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full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.432Please respect copyright.PENANAsgRhNJ6jrT
girl bestie? - coco <3432Please respect copyright.PENANAKMP920W7jj
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.432Please respect copyright.PENANAM1h9IK5ZQ3
age? - seven years old.432Please respect copyright.PENANAh3kXRKAsSP
last person i texted? - idfk.432Please respect copyright.PENANA0ZbT1zPsC2
last person i called? - probably my little brother.432Please respect copyright.PENANABvTywxGkuE
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?432Please respect copyright.PENANAVV2pmLKiAf
random fact? - i like food.432Please respect copyright.PENANAUQeRTnpNc3
single or taken? - big, fat taken.432Please respect copyright.PENANAcqBxGjmpHF
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.432Please respect copyright.PENANAW14Zz1Wiol
first kiss? - bitch wtf?432Please respect copyright.PENANAyGRYZxpkkq
ever smoked? - nope.432Please respect copyright.PENANARkeI3DbDPM
ever done drugs? - nope~432Please respect copyright.PENANAF9VAhIDEH4
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.432Please respect copyright.PENANAxpaN40V8pv
longest relationship? - five and a half months.432Please respect copyright.PENANA8KplrrUjBi
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.432Please respect copyright.PENANAkjm0YxyvPE
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.432Please respect copyright.PENANAp3nMlB6O92
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.432Please respect copyright.PENANAhG8KLnasi7
obsession? - kpop.432Please respect copyright.PENANACnFbs4JEXW
do you give second chances? - that depends.432Please respect copyright.PENANAvMnDG4ueXl
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?432Please respect copyright.PENANAqw2HARqPH8
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.432Please respect copyright.PENANA6xsCyKa6II
day or night? - idk.432Please respect copyright.PENANAEyAUllv0eF
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.432Please respect copyright.PENANAhc8dol7Gik
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.432Please respect copyright.PENANAXPH22N7zX8
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.432Please respect copyright.PENANATBkKNkprtG
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.432Please respect copyright.PENANAIkTaRmAP4Z
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.432Please respect copyright.PENANAnesfKXjW1k
favourite movie(s)? - idk.432Please respect copyright.PENANAaC5etFaL7R
current mood? - bored and tired.432Please respect copyright.PENANA2nLIwNQir7
jealous of? - a lot of things.432Please respect copyright.PENANALlYEvY6gmn
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.432Please respect copyright.PENANAfsFOsdqRZk
pets? - two dogs.432Please respect copyright.PENANAswIM4qcKAt
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.432Please respect copyright.PENANAiu8QwUQAVQ
favourite number? - seven.432Please respect copyright.PENANAT67chFMJre
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.432Please respect copyright.PENANAQc570P2o8a
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.432Please respect copyright.PENANAnJ7Ley7aaA
afraid of the dark? - yes.432Please respect copyright.PENANA2pKrr4xVjG
one wish? - to be happy for real.432Please respect copyright.PENANAn0qqvuu2aO
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?432Please respect copyright.PENANA9In5fndLZ7
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full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.432Please respect copyright.PENANAzJDatS1N01
age? - i'm still seven years old.432Please respect copyright.PENANAq4dLsiD4Kd
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.432Please respect copyright.PENANAkC06ub3X7U
something you hate about yourself? - my body.432Please respect copyright.PENANAFu3vsFxNt7
something you like about yourself? - idk.432Please respect copyright.PENANACHn9u1OySZ
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.432Please respect copyright.PENANAY3jxPJEgAz
favourite band? - bts.432Please respect copyright.PENANAh8senqLU47
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!432Please respect copyright.PENANAPcXfPYvCpJ
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.432Please respect copyright.PENANAwXSqcfawxR
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.432Please respect copyright.PENANA05ej387LJT
girl crush? - emmi.432Please respect copyright.PENANAuSuAVuFuGr
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.432Please respect copyright.PENANATr4cX6XwCy
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^432Please respect copyright.PENANAqWlC4Q5uvE
talents? - singing.432Please respect copyright.PENANAPofT6ZczVu
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.432Please respect copyright.PENANAd61ZggLc0J
someone i love? - emmi.432Please respect copyright.PENANAgga5zY1xD0
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.432Please respect copyright.PENANA7RnCHE6UPs
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.432Please respect copyright.PENANAg8v2m0BJcL
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.432Please respect copyright.PENANAQW3gQTvATf
favourite animal? - dogs.432Please respect copyright.PENANAbyS8OkxdVa
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 432Please respect copyright.PENANApOtNTVgJSx
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.432Please respect copyright.PENANAT0KtKybFcH
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.432Please respect copyright.PENANAA1Yvuoz97r
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.432Please respect copyright.PENANALaGsiLHANh
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.432Please respect copyright.PENANAfWVS2EgFq9
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 432Please respect copyright.PENANAyP2PmARvqw
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.432Please respect copyright.PENANAOr2dEGM60u
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.432Please respect copyright.PENANAZeYQ863DjB
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gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.432Please respect copyright.PENANACaciG0tDuk
country? - i don't live on earth. 432Please respect copyright.PENANAsALfihvfrC
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.432Please respect copyright.PENANASjizLyngzU
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.432Please respect copyright.PENANAksIgPyWDyr
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.432Please respect copyright.PENANADskotUm1qm
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.432Please respect copyright.PENANA8J2t49LZmz
country with your favourite accent? - australia.432Please respect copyright.PENANAPyIhIm0VLh
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.432Please respect copyright.PENANAK30GknXcUF
dog or cat person? - both.432Please respect copyright.PENANAGqEmkdtG1r
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.432Please respect copyright.PENANAMlPQH7suH6
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.432Please respect copyright.PENANAZpl926a9ht
do you belive in God? - idk.432Please respect copyright.PENANAkBOXCfij0z
single or taken? - taken.432Please respect copyright.PENANA5iNRHFNuA5
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*432Please respect copyright.PENANAfY0L67fHb7
birthday year? - 1930.432Please respect copyright.PENANA6xHwmSGQuQ
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.432Please respect copyright.PENANAisbwoRfnH5
age? - what's that?432Please respect copyright.PENANAKv8OCjzXNm
enthinicity? - african american.432Please respect copyright.PENANAYyc0EXUG9j
tea or coffee? - neither.432Please respect copyright.PENANA5P3oSjXwH8
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.432Please respect copyright.PENANAjPgmQsjuCg
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*432Please respect copyright.PENANArQIO779mcH
favourite food? - ice cream.432Please respect copyright.PENANAVxDMAADiyH
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 432Please respect copyright.PENANAtPkMVfpuNA
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.432Please respect copyright.PENANAZGxydwZLGM
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.432Please respect copyright.PENANAvvGluXl87J
favourite soda? - sprite.432Please respect copyright.PENANA3pOx8bZ7UE
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.432Please respect copyright.PENANARvjwjI1aq3
can you swim? - yes, wtf?432Please respect copyright.PENANAop9B4sI83b
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.432Please respect copyright.PENANA9UTyX4J5IH
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.432Please respect copyright.PENANATyoFWjRqVc
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.432Please respect copyright.PENANAeGu5pehfLL
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.432Please respect copyright.PENANAaFOKdd22jg
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*432Please respect copyright.PENANA7JJbVH9jlF
apple or andriod? - apple.432Please respect copyright.PENANAbsZm4GJu9g
best dessert? - mochi.432Please respect copyright.PENANA7OOSIrVEP8
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have you ever:432Please respect copyright.PENANA5rCjiuDvke
1. skipped class? - yes.432Please respect copyright.PENANAGQvo3mIHre
2. done drugs? - no.432Please respect copyright.PENANAHv1hGW2aPb
3. self-harmed? - yes.432Please respect copyright.PENANAAJXefSpUDe
4. drank? - no.432Please respect copyright.PENANA7PJGjSicLD
5. shoplifted? - yes.432Please respect copyright.PENANAGFBQEhdrrZ
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.432Please respect copyright.PENANAJuMczHDRD0
7. broken up with someone? - yes.432Please respect copyright.PENANAneDnI33KH9
what's your favourite:432Please respect copyright.PENANAmSqURROZD4
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.432Please respect copyright.PENANA9seQcwwyuN
9. movie? - break the silence.432Please respect copyright.PENANAKKRtYCCoca
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.432Please respect copyright.PENANAYkNgYYBhbp
11. artist? - bts.432Please respect copyright.PENANARfSUAUKVck
12. singer or band? - bts.432Please respect copyright.PENANAqmfsylYf9j
13. memory? - idk.432Please respect copyright.PENANAhIa5s32m1v
14. book? - the cruel prince.432Please respect copyright.PENANAW1g8UHMfgB
this or that:432Please respect copyright.PENANAZUIRtm7L89
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.432Please respect copyright.PENANA3kd0sH7d95
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.432Please respect copyright.PENANA3AO4uunkL2
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.432Please respect copyright.PENANAf43uc4S0GX
18. movies or books? - idk.432Please respect copyright.PENANA48svfEhEF3
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.432Please respect copyright.PENANARS7OJrUfHl
20. blind of deaf? - blind.432Please respect copyright.PENANAAPMNi5Jm4Z
21. tea or coffee? - neither.432Please respect copyright.PENANAk0G8jMTwTv
what's your:432Please respect copyright.PENANA8XJGVmpdmc
22. age? - ninety-one.432Please respect copyright.PENANAEgmaqIeKE4
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.432Please respect copyright.PENANAxdLAX2ef4i
24. height? - 4'11.432Please respect copyright.PENANALsieJCXond
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.432Please respect copyright.PENANApO2uwE3D2w
26. shoe size? - seven.432Please respect copyright.PENANAMZGGtOgy3S
27. religion? - i'm not religious.432Please respect copyright.PENANAIpitFVYVQf
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.432Please respect copyright.PENANAhXhjNdokEv
opinion on: 432Please respect copyright.PENANAkbDXuWGacT
29. gay rights? - i'm gay...432Please respect copyright.PENANAzdwqvTp0vN
30. second chances? - it depends.432Please respect copyright.PENANAjO8Cg0a7pv
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.432Please respect copyright.PENANAK02RnZ6ksG
32. abortion? - ew.432Please respect copyright.PENANA5QBIJthL8D
33. a death penalty? - ew.432Please respect copyright.PENANA7JA2PqkEMy
34. marijuana? - i likes that.432Please respect copyright.PENANASqO5p2m73m
35. love? - what's love?432Please respect copyright.PENANAlDytI4hmlL
do you:432Please respect copyright.PENANAjN0gmiUhqz
36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.432Please respect copyright.PENANA3cSklKUC0i
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omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3432Please respect copyright.PENANAw1IxkD9Yv0