
hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory518Please respect copyright.PENANACvcclUX1fT
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 518Please respect copyright.PENANANNlnC3VodB
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.518Please respect copyright.PENANA9oQ7cPXL4m
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?518Please respect copyright.PENANARFeGT48ePn
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.518Please respect copyright.PENANAlC7upjqXnT
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.518Please respect copyright.PENANAOR0ROSIPqe
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.518Please respect copyright.PENANAHV1k6Ba3Uk
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.518Please respect copyright.PENANASVtC0y9ssW
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?518Please respect copyright.PENANABROtHjDydS
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.518Please respect copyright.PENANApzBaqMgqLI
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.518Please respect copyright.PENANARvAqyAGu28
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.518Please respect copyright.PENANAmHFzoSTUBf
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 518Please respect copyright.PENANA6oO9DMFJSm
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
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i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
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full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.518Please respect copyright.PENANADfOMnWbfxd
girl bestie? - coco <3518Please respect copyright.PENANAKjzLQGeOla
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.518Please respect copyright.PENANAiMlcJmclj1
age? - seven years old.518Please respect copyright.PENANAZA6r9QnrYM
last person i texted? - idfk.518Please respect copyright.PENANAXBYOQ6IgY6
last person i called? - probably my little brother.518Please respect copyright.PENANAdR4JaE0BZU
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?518Please respect copyright.PENANApPF3ZcsTzH
random fact? - i like food.518Please respect copyright.PENANABXiGzm2egX
single or taken? - big, fat taken.518Please respect copyright.PENANA4uoPnm9XuU
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.518Please respect copyright.PENANAFAh48eDkfP
first kiss? - bitch wtf?518Please respect copyright.PENANAgZWrJ32XlI
ever smoked? - nope.518Please respect copyright.PENANAfU0zhh2IRo
ever done drugs? - nope~518Please respect copyright.PENANAmI6ku0QKqO
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.518Please respect copyright.PENANAu8oSrtlVqy
longest relationship? - five and a half months.518Please respect copyright.PENANAN2rQgO6rxC
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.518Please respect copyright.PENANAgR139GLNGE
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.518Please respect copyright.PENANAcCVnDm2U2X
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.518Please respect copyright.PENANANXKwO21En4
obsession? - kpop.518Please respect copyright.PENANAIIZpreQ1Fi
do you give second chances? - that depends.518Please respect copyright.PENANA93yJefnMVP
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?518Please respect copyright.PENANABKObX4NDvl
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.518Please respect copyright.PENANArseB9qktiY
day or night? - idk.518Please respect copyright.PENANAo12AT3dTzi
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.518Please respect copyright.PENANAJbho1lkrCW
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.518Please respect copyright.PENANAuTBgYVYwB5
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.518Please respect copyright.PENANAAHgxGi6CM7
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.518Please respect copyright.PENANAdU2mI58XN8
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.518Please respect copyright.PENANARxT4GtZNXg
favourite movie(s)? - idk.518Please respect copyright.PENANAJ25DwlBCjK
current mood? - bored and tired.518Please respect copyright.PENANARGv7q2joi8
jealous of? - a lot of things.518Please respect copyright.PENANADOuktznHk6
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.518Please respect copyright.PENANAbECfdjA1gP
pets? - two dogs.518Please respect copyright.PENANAnhZsSfVErg
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.518Please respect copyright.PENANAezoR6QrC8c
favourite number? - seven.518Please respect copyright.PENANA19UDSDDw5t
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.518Please respect copyright.PENANA18y69SqwCJ
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.518Please respect copyright.PENANAHuapjupKQt
afraid of the dark? - yes.518Please respect copyright.PENANAg7wlQXDG5A
one wish? - to be happy for real.518Please respect copyright.PENANAN68Ue4AoS1
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?518Please respect copyright.PENANAIsnZrKWSbU
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full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.518Please respect copyright.PENANAqOCu3JFs6j
age? - i'm still seven years old.518Please respect copyright.PENANAJYD2t3qMrr
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.518Please respect copyright.PENANAmEEcHGxEyB
something you hate about yourself? - my body.518Please respect copyright.PENANA7Q9yFGeZ5s
something you like about yourself? - idk.518Please respect copyright.PENANA4NX7gQffYs
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.518Please respect copyright.PENANAyht3v6zDlB
favourite band? - bts.518Please respect copyright.PENANARN4VLe2Hmn
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!518Please respect copyright.PENANAtV9bcXnzUW
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.518Please respect copyright.PENANA5sh4Jg02sq
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.518Please respect copyright.PENANATwAojDARPw
girl crush? - emmi.518Please respect copyright.PENANA76I5R83Mk8
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.518Please respect copyright.PENANAZ69AznZKjc
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^518Please respect copyright.PENANA8HR6NbeiAv
talents? - singing.518Please respect copyright.PENANAllvRW9PiNy
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.518Please respect copyright.PENANAsemqPAu0Oe
someone i love? - emmi.518Please respect copyright.PENANAHxIk53ZldG
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.518Please respect copyright.PENANA21Ha2FiJCd
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.518Please respect copyright.PENANArmGuWv0Tz2
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.518Please respect copyright.PENANAl0fuk4WXKN
favourite animal? - dogs.518Please respect copyright.PENANA3wuqcL0NEZ
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 518Please respect copyright.PENANAq8vUOaUqPF
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.518Please respect copyright.PENANAu555e4FuGZ
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.518Please respect copyright.PENANAnuS9rk7m2J
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.518Please respect copyright.PENANAoW8XaQ7RTr
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.518Please respect copyright.PENANAB1YgwlF730
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 518Please respect copyright.PENANAVH6PlEdPhT
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.518Please respect copyright.PENANAzixvgKeNWj
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.518Please respect copyright.PENANADLbXuXUQ4G
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gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.518Please respect copyright.PENANANg8JhIAuq5
country? - i don't live on earth. 518Please respect copyright.PENANAIj6Qg6JXuP
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.518Please respect copyright.PENANAFwsSktrXN5
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.518Please respect copyright.PENANAhkoY6M38pu
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.518Please respect copyright.PENANAkSelCHV0n5
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.518Please respect copyright.PENANALN5HlC0m1e
country with your favourite accent? - australia.518Please respect copyright.PENANAh5WoX6MADK
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.518Please respect copyright.PENANAsA9Zwvdoz2
dog or cat person? - both.518Please respect copyright.PENANAV7usQkC5Hb
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.518Please respect copyright.PENANAA9SubaWE9g
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.518Please respect copyright.PENANAcmrR0ihnWB
do you belive in God? - idk.518Please respect copyright.PENANAKZxMQPcvon
single or taken? - taken.518Please respect copyright.PENANA28atOXKwIA
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*518Please respect copyright.PENANAXOtykmLiVc
birthday year? - 1930.518Please respect copyright.PENANApOdi7apsmZ
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.518Please respect copyright.PENANAKgUeekU5L7
age? - what's that?518Please respect copyright.PENANAnRTAqkVR5e
enthinicity? - african american.518Please respect copyright.PENANA1gx99PhzeY
tea or coffee? - neither.518Please respect copyright.PENANAKty9xDxwFJ
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.518Please respect copyright.PENANA6tXacNMk7q
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*518Please respect copyright.PENANA9lMvQ0ESuR
favourite food? - ice cream.518Please respect copyright.PENANAPKaojsUaJy
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 518Please respect copyright.PENANA5m7DrpBqEF
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.518Please respect copyright.PENANAhH6Oi7ILl6
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.518Please respect copyright.PENANAdAQaJeBA44
favourite soda? - sprite.518Please respect copyright.PENANAeo3VudonPb
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.518Please respect copyright.PENANAymw7ZN56Hy
can you swim? - yes, wtf?518Please respect copyright.PENANATrtQr6Z99I
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.518Please respect copyright.PENANAueYykbeyIM
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.518Please respect copyright.PENANAZ1RbPLyWkG
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.518Please respect copyright.PENANA6hZEHoj3qT
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.518Please respect copyright.PENANAJWYjqFGdfl
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*518Please respect copyright.PENANAakY9lKVVTg
apple or andriod? - apple.518Please respect copyright.PENANAunF5p4imTh
best dessert? - mochi.518Please respect copyright.PENANAt3pfpiyX4U
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have you ever:518Please respect copyright.PENANAj2N5NgTy2j
1. skipped class? - yes.518Please respect copyright.PENANAd69Df8x0Ps
2. done drugs? - no.518Please respect copyright.PENANAGAcF51h1T5
3. self-harmed? - yes.518Please respect copyright.PENANA1EzNrYyZ4G
4. drank? - no.518Please respect copyright.PENANASSkLK3ruy3
5. shoplifted? - yes.518Please respect copyright.PENANAWcgrjUmvtw
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.518Please respect copyright.PENANA9soXUt1eQs
7. broken up with someone? - yes.518Please respect copyright.PENANAmFIy1W7glq
what's your favourite:518Please respect copyright.PENANALPWCI7SL2l
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.518Please respect copyright.PENANAFu7qHEdS4t
9. movie? - break the silence.518Please respect copyright.PENANA3mb3qSHwAE
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.518Please respect copyright.PENANAZIR6gtaTwm
11. artist? - bts.518Please respect copyright.PENANAK8GrJD2zfk
12. singer or band? - bts.518Please respect copyright.PENANAH1srfCsQ9V
13. memory? - idk.518Please respect copyright.PENANA4JfR7ONf30
14. book? - the cruel prince.518Please respect copyright.PENANAJhwle6wvrv
this or that:518Please respect copyright.PENANAevQUZA9p6H
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.518Please respect copyright.PENANA2iepY7VE0Z
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.518Please respect copyright.PENANAQiUosTgYyJ
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.518Please respect copyright.PENANALJgNd5a1BS
18. movies or books? - idk.518Please respect copyright.PENANAyEeb3ExKMV
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.518Please respect copyright.PENANAntIVvOcHZb
20. blind of deaf? - blind.518Please respect copyright.PENANAyu1LZfABMv
21. tea or coffee? - neither.518Please respect copyright.PENANAZJcru1m3A6
what's your:518Please respect copyright.PENANARzQh617UVQ
22. age? - ninety-one.518Please respect copyright.PENANAFPB0i0PVIu
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.518Please respect copyright.PENANAiNjz0EfnGX
24. height? - 4'11.518Please respect copyright.PENANAmRkkaeomVV
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.518Please respect copyright.PENANAmyRCF4Rhi5
26. shoe size? - seven.518Please respect copyright.PENANAN488tDumUR
27. religion? - i'm not religious.518Please respect copyright.PENANAmY2DgqQfHw
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.518Please respect copyright.PENANAudJDkrBsHR
opinion on: 518Please respect copyright.PENANA4Ak61KX3xO
29. gay rights? - i'm gay...518Please respect copyright.PENANANGlekBYffq
30. second chances? - it depends.518Please respect copyright.PENANA5Io4sQNmHl
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.518Please respect copyright.PENANAQeDaGz3DeT
32. abortion? - ew.518Please respect copyright.PENANAAkb4btsBrG
33. a death penalty? - ew.518Please respect copyright.PENANAx6XCYvjyDY
34. marijuana? - i likes that.518Please respect copyright.PENANApnQQyRMlQk
35. love? - what's love?518Please respect copyright.PENANAOeabGpY78b
do you:518Please respect copyright.PENANAJ6NFADNzFl
36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.518Please respect copyright.PENANATdkYW8j4PQ
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omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3518Please respect copyright.PENANAx3iZmtEANC