
hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory602Please respect copyright.PENANA2hAVcLjupH
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 602Please respect copyright.PENANA1VaMGvO3g5
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.602Please respect copyright.PENANAkGbHASd7Qu
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?602Please respect copyright.PENANAb5yVj3axy5
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.602Please respect copyright.PENANA5INdnHWwLg
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.602Please respect copyright.PENANAEQq8J6tauZ
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.602Please respect copyright.PENANAocEqKqBHYC
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.602Please respect copyright.PENANALYe2EJxVKw
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?602Please respect copyright.PENANAdQ2vitAeDM
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.602Please respect copyright.PENANAGu7EwwpegX
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.602Please respect copyright.PENANAfpcXIgan94
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.602Please respect copyright.PENANAIZr1haf4Gv
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 602Please respect copyright.PENANAJzB9wb1cdk
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
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i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
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full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.602Please respect copyright.PENANA8AF29B3Ep7
girl bestie? - coco <3602Please respect copyright.PENANAJCkWiifdYS
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.602Please respect copyright.PENANAXJOBbcrKr0
age? - seven years old.602Please respect copyright.PENANAbWw0IenR5K
last person i texted? - idfk.602Please respect copyright.PENANAhsAcUFpc4b
last person i called? - probably my little brother.602Please respect copyright.PENANA7RTqtPSU1T
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?602Please respect copyright.PENANARrNZIdroqs
random fact? - i like food.602Please respect copyright.PENANApLGYDNrkbR
single or taken? - big, fat taken.602Please respect copyright.PENANAszxvV0vPB2
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.602Please respect copyright.PENANArnkPXY9rZS
first kiss? - bitch wtf?602Please respect copyright.PENANAwYHi9HItx5
ever smoked? - nope.602Please respect copyright.PENANAyOpvJh1lm0
ever done drugs? - nope~602Please respect copyright.PENANAonOfPHNY0R
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.602Please respect copyright.PENANA4hQBMQVErH
longest relationship? - five and a half months.602Please respect copyright.PENANAqTyKEixBTR
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.602Please respect copyright.PENANAWfPVShtk6K
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.602Please respect copyright.PENANAWyWEbgop9M
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.602Please respect copyright.PENANAxW4NahvS47
obsession? - kpop.602Please respect copyright.PENANAH3O0Xibq7J
do you give second chances? - that depends.602Please respect copyright.PENANAAzxd8ecwaH
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?602Please respect copyright.PENANA2ASHIkm7xL
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.602Please respect copyright.PENANAklFGYmZChY
day or night? - idk.602Please respect copyright.PENANANVpv00sfAK
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.602Please respect copyright.PENANAfUxtb7WCxc
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.602Please respect copyright.PENANABI1j4NEzSf
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.602Please respect copyright.PENANAwzWzwJIygW
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.602Please respect copyright.PENANA7fjeNdLpE0
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.602Please respect copyright.PENANAr7qjMztpSm
favourite movie(s)? - idk.602Please respect copyright.PENANAg94aWw8iKh
current mood? - bored and tired.602Please respect copyright.PENANAZ5XqMglHqO
jealous of? - a lot of things.602Please respect copyright.PENANAfaX4vGCA6J
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.602Please respect copyright.PENANAzRxeUPAX07
pets? - two dogs.602Please respect copyright.PENANA8VBNihR3dg
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.602Please respect copyright.PENANAvXkGmmtS8c
favourite number? - seven.602Please respect copyright.PENANArdpW1sg8Kh
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.602Please respect copyright.PENANABMr5IPxXWn
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.602Please respect copyright.PENANANGKQ6d6jin
afraid of the dark? - yes.602Please respect copyright.PENANADm9XXjl4bx
one wish? - to be happy for real.602Please respect copyright.PENANAwdcMIzFVlA
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?602Please respect copyright.PENANA2lgqWwPm4b
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full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.602Please respect copyright.PENANANVU2y3V3yL
age? - i'm still seven years old.602Please respect copyright.PENANAf15G8eqGZd
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.602Please respect copyright.PENANABNhDkRDh5u
something you hate about yourself? - my body.602Please respect copyright.PENANAKWfXDEO2FU
something you like about yourself? - idk.602Please respect copyright.PENANA43DSTOuf26
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.602Please respect copyright.PENANAOercgaN4Tu
favourite band? - bts.602Please respect copyright.PENANA266pPQlm4V
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!602Please respect copyright.PENANAJbQgT2yNb7
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.602Please respect copyright.PENANAZUC79kViqR
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.602Please respect copyright.PENANALlNFv3zYjP
girl crush? - emmi.602Please respect copyright.PENANAVZ7ygXiCvN
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.602Please respect copyright.PENANAEFnfzAJINr
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^602Please respect copyright.PENANAsPlvgX69tz
talents? - singing.602Please respect copyright.PENANAY8POoTbhzi
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.602Please respect copyright.PENANAIxoWoZu9h4
someone i love? - emmi.602Please respect copyright.PENANAFHMeD73L7R
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.602Please respect copyright.PENANA4fmgU9tsjB
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.602Please respect copyright.PENANA6288dbunn5
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.602Please respect copyright.PENANASpYF9KjnaX
favourite animal? - dogs.602Please respect copyright.PENANAtcfVSBbMhJ
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 602Please respect copyright.PENANAuiFzrDBUBq
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.602Please respect copyright.PENANAMw4ccWIyJy
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.602Please respect copyright.PENANANuqVsRBWEQ
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.602Please respect copyright.PENANAUDc2NfCcqA
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.602Please respect copyright.PENANAGBS3mpUX6i
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 602Please respect copyright.PENANA8MmBjVNl7z
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.602Please respect copyright.PENANA75yZrADvTO
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.602Please respect copyright.PENANAFTiypRt16w
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gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.602Please respect copyright.PENANA1Kxekim52Z
country? - i don't live on earth. 602Please respect copyright.PENANA9jI6RIjxqm
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.602Please respect copyright.PENANAi8nTIgkypz
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.602Please respect copyright.PENANAbJMdRh3zvk
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.602Please respect copyright.PENANAgnJfRGwFzq
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.602Please respect copyright.PENANAbvNW0NpWZn
country with your favourite accent? - australia.602Please respect copyright.PENANAYHtP2YDUoC
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.602Please respect copyright.PENANAyEt8qcOlrb
dog or cat person? - both.602Please respect copyright.PENANAdt4FrjrCap
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.602Please respect copyright.PENANAn9QGAFdjHa
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.602Please respect copyright.PENANAI6ObmLhEJM
do you belive in God? - idk.602Please respect copyright.PENANAfe83rJQsPE
single or taken? - taken.602Please respect copyright.PENANAxg66VZr6W4
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*602Please respect copyright.PENANATyf9BYsiOk
birthday year? - 1930.602Please respect copyright.PENANAqSRbVctXHZ
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.602Please respect copyright.PENANA79wc7w0TW7
age? - what's that?602Please respect copyright.PENANAaBp13ZgQMO
enthinicity? - african american.602Please respect copyright.PENANAw5guZsiQtm
tea or coffee? - neither.602Please respect copyright.PENANAQAqY4c9qMu
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.602Please respect copyright.PENANA0sKB6V1mhq
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*602Please respect copyright.PENANAGuguztGeHK
favourite food? - ice cream.602Please respect copyright.PENANAfBv4ICnr3c
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 602Please respect copyright.PENANAo7My7lnrbE
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.602Please respect copyright.PENANAK5jtAITz0F
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.602Please respect copyright.PENANAoMlSTwqzE9
favourite soda? - sprite.602Please respect copyright.PENANAefbEx9ptIL
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.602Please respect copyright.PENANAyx20WvCXXc
can you swim? - yes, wtf?602Please respect copyright.PENANA2kdY77Co3Z
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.602Please respect copyright.PENANA4iozLLgHlR
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.602Please respect copyright.PENANAMuIm2U77Gy
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.602Please respect copyright.PENANAdEHTJR64Xu
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.602Please respect copyright.PENANAKQBfDY5fsR
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*602Please respect copyright.PENANA5yP2U3DUxw
apple or andriod? - apple.602Please respect copyright.PENANA9WypgcKtRM
best dessert? - mochi.602Please respect copyright.PENANACU3kBbdHxD
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have you ever:602Please respect copyright.PENANASxJVBQVE3e
1. skipped class? - yes.602Please respect copyright.PENANAIZrHYDgaBX
2. done drugs? - no.602Please respect copyright.PENANAtO0PF3uEXl
3. self-harmed? - yes.602Please respect copyright.PENANAvObTLQSUWe
4. drank? - no.602Please respect copyright.PENANAK6IRmaiiCw
5. shoplifted? - yes.602Please respect copyright.PENANAXmF62LSy03
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.602Please respect copyright.PENANAkOaspqHf4z
7. broken up with someone? - yes.602Please respect copyright.PENANAtSCO6rkoeu
what's your favourite:602Please respect copyright.PENANA6c95uMSGcl
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.602Please respect copyright.PENANA4hbj62aZRl
9. movie? - break the silence.602Please respect copyright.PENANAAK65yy4Xqm
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.602Please respect copyright.PENANA5c2if0S9wz
11. artist? - bts.602Please respect copyright.PENANAidL7ZJqCiE
12. singer or band? - bts.602Please respect copyright.PENANAL5zfAwDJ6d
13. memory? - idk.602Please respect copyright.PENANAKEdSdBdVME
14. book? - the cruel prince.602Please respect copyright.PENANAPizo79Jrdw
this or that:602Please respect copyright.PENANA5FxZgyhkmn
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.602Please respect copyright.PENANASKYKDRpQCp
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.602Please respect copyright.PENANA60CncYCnf9
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.602Please respect copyright.PENANAzZ1OYN03Ko
18. movies or books? - idk.602Please respect copyright.PENANAxR9p4Ow4Ya
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.602Please respect copyright.PENANAvOwFlD1ECx
20. blind of deaf? - blind.602Please respect copyright.PENANAcXaiBkKVAS
21. tea or coffee? - neither.602Please respect copyright.PENANAkYCsqKfGfR
what's your:602Please respect copyright.PENANA4EN9t26wCN
22. age? - ninety-one.602Please respect copyright.PENANA4YLkc89V0s
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.602Please respect copyright.PENANAhgXXp8rQAs
24. height? - 4'11.602Please respect copyright.PENANARYRCXQ0Yf1
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.602Please respect copyright.PENANAE0XoDNkIm6
26. shoe size? - seven.602Please respect copyright.PENANA4S5CagKv7i
27. religion? - i'm not religious.602Please respect copyright.PENANARdDS7kUkNa
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.602Please respect copyright.PENANAPS61JN9cso
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29. gay rights? - i'm gay...602Please respect copyright.PENANAp8PsH8J4NM
30. second chances? - it depends.602Please respect copyright.PENANAyGQo0rsV6Z
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.602Please respect copyright.PENANAaP4tIVZPU0
32. abortion? - ew.602Please respect copyright.PENANAGZRpLL6A39
33. a death penalty? - ew.602Please respect copyright.PENANAqQ5OJB7FIL
34. marijuana? - i likes that.602Please respect copyright.PENANAZWN75eIMjg
35. love? - what's love?602Please respect copyright.PENANAwWLdnINSIv
do you:602Please respect copyright.PENANAgvcUgaQKQC
36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.602Please respect copyright.PENANAmTa3EYsVpT
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omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3602Please respect copyright.PENANAhltVxXIpKk