
hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory568Please respect copyright.PENANAXnF3eooPeZ
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 568Please respect copyright.PENANAswhmbfG4MA
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.568Please respect copyright.PENANA5jYIsWbI8G
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?568Please respect copyright.PENANAdDfInYzpio
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.568Please respect copyright.PENANA6qnUscEyd0
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.568Please respect copyright.PENANAARqdwnBWXp
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.568Please respect copyright.PENANAPch38XTo8f
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.568Please respect copyright.PENANAv2QCuppgtd
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?568Please respect copyright.PENANAIr0NwWQGv4
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.568Please respect copyright.PENANAesv07bhLlS
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.568Please respect copyright.PENANAGps59rynYT
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.568Please respect copyright.PENANARheOSrTKzX
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 568Please respect copyright.PENANAFitgyXJeV4
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
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i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
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full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.568Please respect copyright.PENANATreMr1ftA6
girl bestie? - coco <3568Please respect copyright.PENANAsXC5JXXZxA
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.568Please respect copyright.PENANAFw9gbSPNEQ
age? - seven years old.568Please respect copyright.PENANAmtKoWfs99H
last person i texted? - idfk.568Please respect copyright.PENANACOyHFFRdeq
last person i called? - probably my little brother.568Please respect copyright.PENANA7ZxrroLYlw
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?568Please respect copyright.PENANA4jrpcQYzVj
random fact? - i like food.568Please respect copyright.PENANAu0U65vpOpp
single or taken? - big, fat taken.568Please respect copyright.PENANAfBhT5ai8K1
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.568Please respect copyright.PENANABTtaGRzOdo
first kiss? - bitch wtf?568Please respect copyright.PENANAVakofmZBRk
ever smoked? - nope.568Please respect copyright.PENANAZZS5mNJR8n
ever done drugs? - nope~568Please respect copyright.PENANApsOum7Srvw
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.568Please respect copyright.PENANAJO2YTbi1em
longest relationship? - five and a half months.568Please respect copyright.PENANA8r95GIRmAn
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.568Please respect copyright.PENANArptFLVgdO7
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.568Please respect copyright.PENANA4gqWXVKI18
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.568Please respect copyright.PENANA2m1Vi413rh
obsession? - kpop.568Please respect copyright.PENANAnZWndvVAZg
do you give second chances? - that depends.568Please respect copyright.PENANA3OuxiCUeVu
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?568Please respect copyright.PENANAf0N9v9Bc99
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.568Please respect copyright.PENANAcfC1PTwdnu
day or night? - idk.568Please respect copyright.PENANAqKTW5oKamt
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.568Please respect copyright.PENANA9D09U95Rfi
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.568Please respect copyright.PENANAAhj2KzdlJx
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.568Please respect copyright.PENANAAQYCS4BYW2
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.568Please respect copyright.PENANAZzBIsf1vgp
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.568Please respect copyright.PENANAYJGnrxUZJW
favourite movie(s)? - idk.568Please respect copyright.PENANAUSWySJ3y2n
current mood? - bored and tired.568Please respect copyright.PENANAEY3YCvSTKI
jealous of? - a lot of things.568Please respect copyright.PENANAy8lsul92yD
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.568Please respect copyright.PENANANAK8I45qWo
pets? - two dogs.568Please respect copyright.PENANAL9ZXAKTFEq
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.568Please respect copyright.PENANAz2IxTIkRvl
favourite number? - seven.568Please respect copyright.PENANAs0h9WasUnZ
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.568Please respect copyright.PENANAbWGJHVG1aA
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.568Please respect copyright.PENANAqTu8HaFgL3
afraid of the dark? - yes.568Please respect copyright.PENANAjiqvjRMVNl
one wish? - to be happy for real.568Please respect copyright.PENANAAMacRbnejD
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?568Please respect copyright.PENANAvN8g3FDTQi
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full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.568Please respect copyright.PENANAGW94UCtsRH
age? - i'm still seven years old.568Please respect copyright.PENANA6nWeHrPn0R
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.568Please respect copyright.PENANAJWnJYhBX0b
something you hate about yourself? - my body.568Please respect copyright.PENANAZDXwCvRnwc
something you like about yourself? - idk.568Please respect copyright.PENANAIMMlV9Uajz
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.568Please respect copyright.PENANAXcAXgoMd6l
favourite band? - bts.568Please respect copyright.PENANAEUdYAFRNgF
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!568Please respect copyright.PENANA1erqOw4Aom
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.568Please respect copyright.PENANA05AmYhynVM
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.568Please respect copyright.PENANAHNQSExDu7a
girl crush? - emmi.568Please respect copyright.PENANAWGhPOf81zU
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.568Please respect copyright.PENANAJsZPB9r3gq
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^568Please respect copyright.PENANAZdWiVTguWn
talents? - singing.568Please respect copyright.PENANAlfBYef54RP
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.568Please respect copyright.PENANAzMDeWsAFC4
someone i love? - emmi.568Please respect copyright.PENANAgfpJSCSRn8
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.568Please respect copyright.PENANAO8EB2oWIVw
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.568Please respect copyright.PENANAHwmy2AYp6o
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.568Please respect copyright.PENANA8YTQIZlqKY
favourite animal? - dogs.568Please respect copyright.PENANAy1SORqpKR2
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 568Please respect copyright.PENANAoBb9Qy10M5
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.568Please respect copyright.PENANAy4P19eY44B
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.568Please respect copyright.PENANAevm3Oesqao
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.568Please respect copyright.PENANAu2bQUFmC5k
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.568Please respect copyright.PENANAccmEYVKXhv
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 568Please respect copyright.PENANAWDLnS1ptQi
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.568Please respect copyright.PENANApR3wrMSS9N
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.568Please respect copyright.PENANAvXMZIOdDi5
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gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.568Please respect copyright.PENANAVpq1EsuVRt
country? - i don't live on earth. 568Please respect copyright.PENANAoodhrq4WHX
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.568Please respect copyright.PENANAlOjaukvLv6
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.568Please respect copyright.PENANAVrDcPv8KQq
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.568Please respect copyright.PENANAdK2rKqTphj
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.568Please respect copyright.PENANASWBcPb3r8V
country with your favourite accent? - australia.568Please respect copyright.PENANAMbnx1Ui7EA
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.568Please respect copyright.PENANA7XjdIWIaZK
dog or cat person? - both.568Please respect copyright.PENANAKV7LSVsWEn
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.568Please respect copyright.PENANAEBVvwzQWeO
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.568Please respect copyright.PENANAaXx3SvgmYA
do you belive in God? - idk.568Please respect copyright.PENANAbQluqH7yks
single or taken? - taken.568Please respect copyright.PENANAwvZPncPOXE
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*568Please respect copyright.PENANAiHZpjtf7Ct
birthday year? - 1930.568Please respect copyright.PENANAdbP0RVWlRd
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.568Please respect copyright.PENANAwGFrXvuRtB
age? - what's that?568Please respect copyright.PENANAyGGOQBbePX
enthinicity? - african american.568Please respect copyright.PENANAC01K1JdW1N
tea or coffee? - neither.568Please respect copyright.PENANAhQ5Yb8gt6F
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.568Please respect copyright.PENANAMR6abUV0fk
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*568Please respect copyright.PENANASJs1UpzAh4
favourite food? - ice cream.568Please respect copyright.PENANAUqEaBIw5Lb
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 568Please respect copyright.PENANAQx8HyJTX2T
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.568Please respect copyright.PENANAuOQ3DugWrV
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.568Please respect copyright.PENANAfyQTn4T75Q
favourite soda? - sprite.568Please respect copyright.PENANA3io7347oNM
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.568Please respect copyright.PENANAKldiV4U5Us
can you swim? - yes, wtf?568Please respect copyright.PENANA8KxPDFETKU
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.568Please respect copyright.PENANAs6wBkKHR18
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.568Please respect copyright.PENANAIG7YUo4lcK
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.568Please respect copyright.PENANAWwEKDRaoUo
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.568Please respect copyright.PENANAvENQrhE4QW
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*568Please respect copyright.PENANAv6nIQGERUt
apple or andriod? - apple.568Please respect copyright.PENANAEyI3MHYMX7
best dessert? - mochi.568Please respect copyright.PENANA5XDDsmOHp9
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have you ever:568Please respect copyright.PENANApowaa6kEkf
1. skipped class? - yes.568Please respect copyright.PENANApmw9uVudet
2. done drugs? - no.568Please respect copyright.PENANAhN9MiL8jy4
3. self-harmed? - yes.568Please respect copyright.PENANAjERfxqZ76N
4. drank? - no.568Please respect copyright.PENANAuUTzKucGkK
5. shoplifted? - yes.568Please respect copyright.PENANA22dcURzbSU
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.568Please respect copyright.PENANAWoFoMEapF1
7. broken up with someone? - yes.568Please respect copyright.PENANA2LqsWesKXk
what's your favourite:568Please respect copyright.PENANA58SQlEemKd
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.568Please respect copyright.PENANA9W7axDrJ3R
9. movie? - break the silence.568Please respect copyright.PENANAFcpgJOkknL
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.568Please respect copyright.PENANALypwtNX1yd
11. artist? - bts.568Please respect copyright.PENANAFA5bLv8XT9
12. singer or band? - bts.568Please respect copyright.PENANACeJz9UCtWY
13. memory? - idk.568Please respect copyright.PENANAoazPNw5kcY
14. book? - the cruel prince.568Please respect copyright.PENANAYpDiNjsjht
this or that:568Please respect copyright.PENANApulKNtkZXA
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.568Please respect copyright.PENANA9k8a7B5a2K
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.568Please respect copyright.PENANAXxw1qAnYLf
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.568Please respect copyright.PENANAJoE8etfMep
18. movies or books? - idk.568Please respect copyright.PENANAzFO4S4onkH
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.568Please respect copyright.PENANAEtiRmROxLx
20. blind of deaf? - blind.568Please respect copyright.PENANAU5gUjFWZT7
21. tea or coffee? - neither.568Please respect copyright.PENANAtViHEUfqlg
what's your:568Please respect copyright.PENANAH1kgmVhWIF
22. age? - ninety-one.568Please respect copyright.PENANAfrjcpLikwg
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.568Please respect copyright.PENANA7wkbG9dimq
24. height? - 4'11.568Please respect copyright.PENANA2wEDDuoajY
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.568Please respect copyright.PENANAI1e1lJSWxs
26. shoe size? - seven.568Please respect copyright.PENANA7I2wBj70Q6
27. religion? - i'm not religious.568Please respect copyright.PENANAbtcGOM3LK5
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.568Please respect copyright.PENANAjL2N3LProb
opinion on: 568Please respect copyright.PENANAy2m2KusSRh
29. gay rights? - i'm gay...568Please respect copyright.PENANAzyE4AlGoWO
30. second chances? - it depends.568Please respect copyright.PENANAx4qGpsvEm4
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.568Please respect copyright.PENANA5mO5pcj6pZ
32. abortion? - ew.568Please respect copyright.PENANA4M54Q9VUAC
33. a death penalty? - ew.568Please respect copyright.PENANAPDLiLUd1Ic
34. marijuana? - i likes that.568Please respect copyright.PENANArPIAFkb6fg
35. love? - what's love?568Please respect copyright.PENANAjYVX2x7DbY
do you:568Please respect copyright.PENANArK1Z6QSyV2
36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.568Please respect copyright.PENANAOBYkBZFeiR
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omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3568Please respect copyright.PENANAfPunm86rt2