
hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory514Please respect copyright.PENANAaWoPwBq8dt
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 514Please respect copyright.PENANAKJi7QdF2VY
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.514Please respect copyright.PENANAaSSlfaxW0t
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?514Please respect copyright.PENANA1nzG8vrIIk
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.514Please respect copyright.PENANAqFWSicn4YI
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.514Please respect copyright.PENANA0OiHiLxafE
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.514Please respect copyright.PENANAMc6Bm39vm1
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.514Please respect copyright.PENANAk7eLoLvs8C
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?514Please respect copyright.PENANAsZidqARVtG
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.514Please respect copyright.PENANAWIoaNw4EvR
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.514Please respect copyright.PENANADzdCgrQ5Pm
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.514Please respect copyright.PENANAshSOebN8iy
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 514Please respect copyright.PENANAj0bRg4jWGi
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
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i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
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full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.514Please respect copyright.PENANASQNn9unlt8
girl bestie? - coco <3514Please respect copyright.PENANADugIw6GXpo
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.514Please respect copyright.PENANAHxqXZdenWX
age? - seven years old.514Please respect copyright.PENANAaadwEd0qQO
last person i texted? - idfk.514Please respect copyright.PENANA8j7QjPHQxr
last person i called? - probably my little brother.514Please respect copyright.PENANAH8RVFfQbIW
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?514Please respect copyright.PENANAy5MhSAhnbZ
random fact? - i like food.514Please respect copyright.PENANAxS61Nj4kh8
single or taken? - big, fat taken.514Please respect copyright.PENANA543sN7y4n0
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.514Please respect copyright.PENANALvKF037x2D
first kiss? - bitch wtf?514Please respect copyright.PENANAtBUMQwSw03
ever smoked? - nope.514Please respect copyright.PENANAmnyvv6cU3a
ever done drugs? - nope~514Please respect copyright.PENANAkcyQsaPV3t
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.514Please respect copyright.PENANAeDUths85NJ
longest relationship? - five and a half months.514Please respect copyright.PENANAyTC2OVXWTR
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.514Please respect copyright.PENANA3VPnaYA53j
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.514Please respect copyright.PENANAuKyaZRRhR4
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.514Please respect copyright.PENANAc0TBuDIX2r
obsession? - kpop.514Please respect copyright.PENANA6FK3SOGyXC
do you give second chances? - that depends.514Please respect copyright.PENANABztJYQWrnH
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?514Please respect copyright.PENANAkRfGzaHkL7
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.514Please respect copyright.PENANAA6o6JYMQbl
day or night? - idk.514Please respect copyright.PENANAfnPeQgzFdr
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.514Please respect copyright.PENANAe1HAnE3loQ
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.514Please respect copyright.PENANA597lOvQdSM
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.514Please respect copyright.PENANAMMlUNquqAw
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.514Please respect copyright.PENANA17u8emsv0P
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.514Please respect copyright.PENANANMIjLv1RwU
favourite movie(s)? - idk.514Please respect copyright.PENANAgyFBN6kW4h
current mood? - bored and tired.514Please respect copyright.PENANA4nJd4TPnPy
jealous of? - a lot of things.514Please respect copyright.PENANAJxN3gtwbo5
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.514Please respect copyright.PENANAdN74jB5iVF
pets? - two dogs.514Please respect copyright.PENANAVJX30bha5C
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.514Please respect copyright.PENANAXr1PgWCnkj
favourite number? - seven.514Please respect copyright.PENANAEt2BnhPmJu
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.514Please respect copyright.PENANAGqOEF8b1XJ
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.514Please respect copyright.PENANAJcTs3SWBBy
afraid of the dark? - yes.514Please respect copyright.PENANAl4O2B1HKHS
one wish? - to be happy for real.514Please respect copyright.PENANAMNHaFS9vuL
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?514Please respect copyright.PENANA6KAd1aFz34
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full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.514Please respect copyright.PENANAijU7v5kL7O
age? - i'm still seven years old.514Please respect copyright.PENANApehfWTemLo
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.514Please respect copyright.PENANApyBmBencyW
something you hate about yourself? - my body.514Please respect copyright.PENANApy8x7uGmYE
something you like about yourself? - idk.514Please respect copyright.PENANAQaIbLiq87f
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.514Please respect copyright.PENANA1NyQM1ExbN
favourite band? - bts.514Please respect copyright.PENANAS3G5iq1wdV
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!514Please respect copyright.PENANABgKMbJid4Z
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.514Please respect copyright.PENANAuaskGC20iW
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.514Please respect copyright.PENANAvBDaoEVwED
girl crush? - emmi.514Please respect copyright.PENANAffLp9SdDgf
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.514Please respect copyright.PENANAxqFqQ7R4Yc
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^514Please respect copyright.PENANAIgbigmUjDX
talents? - singing.514Please respect copyright.PENANAvTnDUYEv0H
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.514Please respect copyright.PENANApnDBlSt1iK
someone i love? - emmi.514Please respect copyright.PENANAsJR3Dy440q
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.514Please respect copyright.PENANA8EGQWJvQty
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.514Please respect copyright.PENANAErPz2FDRrk
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.514Please respect copyright.PENANANHhPLC63l2
favourite animal? - dogs.514Please respect copyright.PENANAZyPU7zR6wt
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 514Please respect copyright.PENANAj6rRsy3q9b
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.514Please respect copyright.PENANAIKtLMRysK3
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.514Please respect copyright.PENANAEGS2X3ll2o
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.514Please respect copyright.PENANAuqlUiv0Lt8
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.514Please respect copyright.PENANAS8ruAttpm7
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 514Please respect copyright.PENANAff9xrbpjne
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.514Please respect copyright.PENANAKgB7nyk4Lp
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.514Please respect copyright.PENANAcYiEvPAIUJ
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gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.514Please respect copyright.PENANAiHLyJ2gt4h
country? - i don't live on earth. 514Please respect copyright.PENANA1w1CLj2GSz
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.514Please respect copyright.PENANAwYEHlGGw2N
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.514Please respect copyright.PENANAXeluvVykH9
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.514Please respect copyright.PENANAXorTGhT5Uq
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.514Please respect copyright.PENANAqlfnIup4pi
country with your favourite accent? - australia.514Please respect copyright.PENANAinsIK1tbr7
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.514Please respect copyright.PENANAtHhg3R2YZB
dog or cat person? - both.514Please respect copyright.PENANAmKnOV1PJsp
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.514Please respect copyright.PENANA8XeaRGm39I
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.514Please respect copyright.PENANAdDtAq5q2Wr
do you belive in God? - idk.514Please respect copyright.PENANAxOlYkQmXAn
single or taken? - taken.514Please respect copyright.PENANAj9I6ZrrGQs
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*514Please respect copyright.PENANA3mkwublqIP
birthday year? - 1930.514Please respect copyright.PENANAZedYX8BF3X
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.514Please respect copyright.PENANAkhBDBHOd71
age? - what's that?514Please respect copyright.PENANA3OB0crM9Fw
enthinicity? - african american.514Please respect copyright.PENANAcr5uEikNyT
tea or coffee? - neither.514Please respect copyright.PENANAnkdiZM7HtE
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.514Please respect copyright.PENANA4v5kP8NQeN
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*514Please respect copyright.PENANAIeJTd3LIZJ
favourite food? - ice cream.514Please respect copyright.PENANAUxxzbquVva
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 514Please respect copyright.PENANAAlSfAI1w5S
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.514Please respect copyright.PENANAVnhrXMQ7CJ
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.514Please respect copyright.PENANA3nSMozBjtd
favourite soda? - sprite.514Please respect copyright.PENANA8HsjzQ5QI4
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.514Please respect copyright.PENANATunKDsiWd6
can you swim? - yes, wtf?514Please respect copyright.PENANAofbE33vCiD
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.514Please respect copyright.PENANALxwOg77s00
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.514Please respect copyright.PENANAdcm5mttbdz
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.514Please respect copyright.PENANA4XAZvCmchy
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.514Please respect copyright.PENANAd93tRGBT1x
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*514Please respect copyright.PENANAZLLMJFMoB0
apple or andriod? - apple.514Please respect copyright.PENANABVPsqrDNVm
best dessert? - mochi.514Please respect copyright.PENANAGfGzCWQbzv
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have you ever:514Please respect copyright.PENANAxLcYEq1TZq
1. skipped class? - yes.514Please respect copyright.PENANAzzCOEa4IBu
2. done drugs? - no.514Please respect copyright.PENANAusgHoGg8bQ
3. self-harmed? - yes.514Please respect copyright.PENANA8LY3bHf0EV
4. drank? - no.514Please respect copyright.PENANAl5AthZwtcZ
5. shoplifted? - yes.514Please respect copyright.PENANAMgBKeGLTBW
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.514Please respect copyright.PENANAZJOPrSohX6
7. broken up with someone? - yes.514Please respect copyright.PENANAVBYArueHGa
what's your favourite:514Please respect copyright.PENANAC7FRQy7vpO
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.514Please respect copyright.PENANABc5Y8Zezg1
9. movie? - break the silence.514Please respect copyright.PENANArs8ElScz4q
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.514Please respect copyright.PENANA15Nhd1SeBV
11. artist? - bts.514Please respect copyright.PENANASo4WY7KeOK
12. singer or band? - bts.514Please respect copyright.PENANAazBwNkZBHO
13. memory? - idk.514Please respect copyright.PENANAFTT7noXwkg
14. book? - the cruel prince.514Please respect copyright.PENANAlS2hCuPrp6
this or that:514Please respect copyright.PENANAoAnrMbvI7r
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.514Please respect copyright.PENANALBRGnt6sG9
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.514Please respect copyright.PENANAoL1jpRxEVx
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.514Please respect copyright.PENANABmK8mMvWo3
18. movies or books? - idk.514Please respect copyright.PENANAUQKxatcfAw
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.514Please respect copyright.PENANA2pcPmus7U9
20. blind of deaf? - blind.514Please respect copyright.PENANACQGcxYCHP6
21. tea or coffee? - neither.514Please respect copyright.PENANAaHVlyZ0hOR
what's your:514Please respect copyright.PENANAke1YsOiuZV
22. age? - ninety-one.514Please respect copyright.PENANAdXtdywEamo
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.514Please respect copyright.PENANAVkmwtfsgQ9
24. height? - 4'11.514Please respect copyright.PENANAUd1ds7xdCx
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.514Please respect copyright.PENANAYk8UrM6Sqb
26. shoe size? - seven.514Please respect copyright.PENANAdkqGAueiC0
27. religion? - i'm not religious.514Please respect copyright.PENANAWUch60h5vI
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.514Please respect copyright.PENANAiHFWcsjolN
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29. gay rights? - i'm gay...514Please respect copyright.PENANARqEGFuFa2b
30. second chances? - it depends.514Please respect copyright.PENANASW3hhQgkCW
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.514Please respect copyright.PENANAeLtlc2U0p8
32. abortion? - ew.514Please respect copyright.PENANAcx8OoTXcfs
33. a death penalty? - ew.514Please respect copyright.PENANAIGZ6tpeXXn
34. marijuana? - i likes that.514Please respect copyright.PENANAulj4zsaCHr
35. love? - what's love?514Please respect copyright.PENANAlv0Jk69R7d
do you:514Please respect copyright.PENANAtfRNxFqHLa
36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.514Please respect copyright.PENANAIocF4sfvAb
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omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3514Please respect copyright.PENANAiDFtvioAwy