
hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory430Please respect copyright.PENANA8YPTevpoLA
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 430Please respect copyright.PENANARGBLqtIksU
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.430Please respect copyright.PENANAQJZz7Zru0J
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?430Please respect copyright.PENANAr0djG6sSNa
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.430Please respect copyright.PENANAiyLtkOaHIy
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.430Please respect copyright.PENANAshqXjTxNOv
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.430Please respect copyright.PENANAyS7RXDXbkA
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.430Please respect copyright.PENANA3ILyD3jkZP
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?430Please respect copyright.PENANAzUcbk2Psek
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.430Please respect copyright.PENANAXnnHjkvM0B
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.430Please respect copyright.PENANA2e44OnBUJR
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.430Please respect copyright.PENANAD3rhcrEDEi
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 430Please respect copyright.PENANAPpdBgOQumh
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
~~
i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
~~
full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.430Please respect copyright.PENANA4lKIMDUlUO
girl bestie? - coco <3430Please respect copyright.PENANAhzvbXh68zR
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.430Please respect copyright.PENANAAsTOkpN11r
age? - seven years old.430Please respect copyright.PENANAoNzo5b0XeA
last person i texted? - idfk.430Please respect copyright.PENANADqeRYTq5i2
last person i called? - probably my little brother.430Please respect copyright.PENANALn801OSQNR
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?430Please respect copyright.PENANATkCPRBCznV
random fact? - i like food.430Please respect copyright.PENANA7YE9eso5th
single or taken? - big, fat taken.430Please respect copyright.PENANAGqGKrxOF9c
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.430Please respect copyright.PENANAnLgcdc5ZUS
first kiss? - bitch wtf?430Please respect copyright.PENANAaBy2XKKKsP
ever smoked? - nope.430Please respect copyright.PENANArCJ4c68lew
ever done drugs? - nope~430Please respect copyright.PENANA7OvbV7WjVu
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.430Please respect copyright.PENANAnsdLp7LNJe
longest relationship? - five and a half months.430Please respect copyright.PENANAI6ITG1QltV
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.430Please respect copyright.PENANAau7YKqdqcb
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.430Please respect copyright.PENANAdpZOkZaNxv
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.430Please respect copyright.PENANAIL4rmOzCHa
obsession? - kpop.430Please respect copyright.PENANAOSRRm0hc5N
do you give second chances? - that depends.430Please respect copyright.PENANAwrAsQCz27A
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?430Please respect copyright.PENANA9oK3hLFY4W
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.430Please respect copyright.PENANAHBJBRYrKl0
day or night? - idk.430Please respect copyright.PENANAd9E19oh1Ej
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.430Please respect copyright.PENANAtGcpOR977r
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.430Please respect copyright.PENANAiQcjs5VxvQ
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.430Please respect copyright.PENANADCcGaB8qtM
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.430Please respect copyright.PENANAlQDYFjXx8R
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.430Please respect copyright.PENANAIKouu7CDed
favourite movie(s)? - idk.430Please respect copyright.PENANAqLwjxnT7gK
current mood? - bored and tired.430Please respect copyright.PENANAKvvH991yLI
jealous of? - a lot of things.430Please respect copyright.PENANAZ8Y5MYuJcG
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.430Please respect copyright.PENANAmqzLod3Wfp
pets? - two dogs.430Please respect copyright.PENANAeoXvpZTbJw
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.430Please respect copyright.PENANAb9Kmnp62VA
favourite number? - seven.430Please respect copyright.PENANA4peKMyhpBT
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.430Please respect copyright.PENANAQqjU12XYeQ
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.430Please respect copyright.PENANA6M9bqxe6oY
afraid of the dark? - yes.430Please respect copyright.PENANAdBReuHG6IA
one wish? - to be happy for real.430Please respect copyright.PENANAmvoJhT8jSN
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?430Please respect copyright.PENANA7pOQdFhdJg
~430Please respect copyright.PENANAqfnGW62kye
full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.430Please respect copyright.PENANA0LL50vrISB
age? - i'm still seven years old.430Please respect copyright.PENANAWm7X41gdvH
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.430Please respect copyright.PENANADDiwZS0zR9
something you hate about yourself? - my body.430Please respect copyright.PENANA4Yq4guJXr4
something you like about yourself? - idk.430Please respect copyright.PENANAJIfQgRwPwM
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.430Please respect copyright.PENANAeejIZMXGjU
favourite band? - bts.430Please respect copyright.PENANA3FLQQIUDn1
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!430Please respect copyright.PENANAxIOJcdhpMn
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.430Please respect copyright.PENANATpnKY2Ybhs
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.430Please respect copyright.PENANAQvZ4T5a6A0
girl crush? - emmi.430Please respect copyright.PENANADHWAeamDjJ
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.430Please respect copyright.PENANA9PB56yCD1z
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^430Please respect copyright.PENANAE89hIOGQST
talents? - singing.430Please respect copyright.PENANA0F6qda2glk
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.430Please respect copyright.PENANAgaNIsFj7x9
someone i love? - emmi.430Please respect copyright.PENANAfpRbK2N73i
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.430Please respect copyright.PENANAjWMUWG9YM0
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.430Please respect copyright.PENANArhOgpWUll1
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.430Please respect copyright.PENANAlzVJtNDSXt
favourite animal? - dogs.430Please respect copyright.PENANAhW12SUhd1X
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 430Please respect copyright.PENANATT3zxxWAUP
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.430Please respect copyright.PENANA9eQk057Ow2
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.430Please respect copyright.PENANAnZtHrh7EaI
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.430Please respect copyright.PENANAqGvBjwxq6K
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.430Please respect copyright.PENANAUfzYAokOl8
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 430Please respect copyright.PENANAgcj1liVECr
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.430Please respect copyright.PENANAMEruV1hTrp
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.430Please respect copyright.PENANAgvsigqcRtT
~430Please respect copyright.PENANAxkp26XDxuX
gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.430Please respect copyright.PENANAnTjtfVe5db
country? - i don't live on earth. 430Please respect copyright.PENANAOzGpdMXYTV
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.430Please respect copyright.PENANAQJO2ZCtjL8
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.430Please respect copyright.PENANASrFFOqyK93
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.430Please respect copyright.PENANAWprLslxuWR
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.430Please respect copyright.PENANAJvAUP2SUBc
country with your favourite accent? - australia.430Please respect copyright.PENANATTPIgTdFhE
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.430Please respect copyright.PENANAjAJWUA6GJI
dog or cat person? - both.430Please respect copyright.PENANAF45YEXw87k
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.430Please respect copyright.PENANAKwIjB5YRxL
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.430Please respect copyright.PENANA4T8MmJL1Y9
do you belive in God? - idk.430Please respect copyright.PENANAhAtIomERC3
single or taken? - taken.430Please respect copyright.PENANASVAINO0bK6
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*430Please respect copyright.PENANAy9kW6txEEV
birthday year? - 1930.430Please respect copyright.PENANAGOpqZhM5l9
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.430Please respect copyright.PENANASDqbD4eYQL
age? - what's that?430Please respect copyright.PENANAC7fcq49OZW
enthinicity? - african american.430Please respect copyright.PENANAfkGz3iAqOy
tea or coffee? - neither.430Please respect copyright.PENANA3Df8xirEr2
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.430Please respect copyright.PENANAaon6x5mA8E
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*430Please respect copyright.PENANAX17ctyNzwH
favourite food? - ice cream.430Please respect copyright.PENANAj3sypU0jMj
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 430Please respect copyright.PENANA9xBLvliztm
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.430Please respect copyright.PENANAbVsx5cUA2S
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.430Please respect copyright.PENANADweS4ULOnl
favourite soda? - sprite.430Please respect copyright.PENANAzEolZSgMbN
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.430Please respect copyright.PENANAk1t6KVoBq6
can you swim? - yes, wtf?430Please respect copyright.PENANAgHJa5kHUyG
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.430Please respect copyright.PENANAFyo05yielR
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.430Please respect copyright.PENANAGAKUg5M0Sh
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.430Please respect copyright.PENANATX1ZFMSVvb
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.430Please respect copyright.PENANAl4UEMLmc9f
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*430Please respect copyright.PENANAxjQiNjF0N9
apple or andriod? - apple.430Please respect copyright.PENANAMVPUDWd71y
best dessert? - mochi.430Please respect copyright.PENANAmgnHUuKC2r
~430Please respect copyright.PENANAqXx0GAPIe4
have you ever:430Please respect copyright.PENANAK0g8yWP8u8
1. skipped class? - yes.430Please respect copyright.PENANA9GhtTuVHef
2. done drugs? - no.430Please respect copyright.PENANAtoQOyono85
3. self-harmed? - yes.430Please respect copyright.PENANAIfRj1CaF1F
4. drank? - no.430Please respect copyright.PENANAJEQcfVyv4K
5. shoplifted? - yes.430Please respect copyright.PENANA6YDrYfjdfY
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.430Please respect copyright.PENANAMV8Q5Ssnih
7. broken up with someone? - yes.430Please respect copyright.PENANAOyMsi6TMy4
what's your favourite:430Please respect copyright.PENANAJ3SLqCn8Vh
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.430Please respect copyright.PENANA9ea9u9Ku7L
9. movie? - break the silence.430Please respect copyright.PENANAZuzg0byrYQ
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.430Please respect copyright.PENANAJE4VmSNIas
11. artist? - bts.430Please respect copyright.PENANAEy9TVwISHA
12. singer or band? - bts.430Please respect copyright.PENANAb1PSFy8Xsw
13. memory? - idk.430Please respect copyright.PENANAnaI4mg7uns
14. book? - the cruel prince.430Please respect copyright.PENANAHHONImwn2l
this or that:430Please respect copyright.PENANAA4E7vwIt9p
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.430Please respect copyright.PENANArmEQ6CXMeb
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.430Please respect copyright.PENANAlBJj9hBpDn
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.430Please respect copyright.PENANAHdLlR4mouv
18. movies or books? - idk.430Please respect copyright.PENANAR7BA7l6LTR
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.430Please respect copyright.PENANAMkKvhJIdeW
20. blind of deaf? - blind.430Please respect copyright.PENANAY888NkHshl
21. tea or coffee? - neither.430Please respect copyright.PENANAGYNgckjbva
what's your:430Please respect copyright.PENANAlu309YkSx2
22. age? - ninety-one.430Please respect copyright.PENANAQJabs3QTBT
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.430Please respect copyright.PENANA1mKIoFsU5e
24. height? - 4'11.430Please respect copyright.PENANAD7qav72yYm
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.430Please respect copyright.PENANAri9vpM6N89
26. shoe size? - seven.430Please respect copyright.PENANArbIXr5OVGQ
27. religion? - i'm not religious.430Please respect copyright.PENANAenY4yUzAYt
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.430Please respect copyright.PENANApkEYidmnjy
opinion on: 430Please respect copyright.PENANADTbSeAdg0h
29. gay rights? - i'm gay...430Please respect copyright.PENANAp9lzCz7mqm
30. second chances? - it depends.430Please respect copyright.PENANAlhtahf2WCp
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.430Please respect copyright.PENANA8RlVkJQoc1
32. abortion? - ew.430Please respect copyright.PENANAmk6ed3tKly
33. a death penalty? - ew.430Please respect copyright.PENANASoKRjcUVAk
34. marijuana? - i likes that.430Please respect copyright.PENANAbIeOWUpXfZ
35. love? - what's love?430Please respect copyright.PENANA3KNQoM0pH4
do you:430Please respect copyright.PENANADng8uh1KLb
36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.430Please respect copyright.PENANAJnn2tUQsOv
430Please respect copyright.PENANACKz0RFRn8R
omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3430Please respect copyright.PENANAMXL2tjHcGn