
hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory461Please respect copyright.PENANAdkQRotnbvZ
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 461Please respect copyright.PENANAhNeBedGjNi
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.461Please respect copyright.PENANAXviJEznSvx
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?461Please respect copyright.PENANAjq3pJ6tPhd
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.461Please respect copyright.PENANAvETt2GI2R1
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.461Please respect copyright.PENANAShhDP8BO8o
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.461Please respect copyright.PENANA7uVe3tFR52
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.461Please respect copyright.PENANA5s2K562v5d
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?461Please respect copyright.PENANAKrbOL7Sn1m
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.461Please respect copyright.PENANAYAztSFJJlX
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.461Please respect copyright.PENANA9s9OsU7BEn
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.461Please respect copyright.PENANAJIrmW17AFx
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 461Please respect copyright.PENANAXblLcvQuSz
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
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i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
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full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.461Please respect copyright.PENANAOhm7RL5WFh
girl bestie? - coco <3461Please respect copyright.PENANAvwEjn6p1Ou
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.461Please respect copyright.PENANA80HECH7Rud
age? - seven years old.461Please respect copyright.PENANAb3WDSUrPIa
last person i texted? - idfk.461Please respect copyright.PENANA1s0bFsiENc
last person i called? - probably my little brother.461Please respect copyright.PENANAQtzRIj5cQP
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?461Please respect copyright.PENANAn8uCrGbvnP
random fact? - i like food.461Please respect copyright.PENANAJoIXuOLUwV
single or taken? - big, fat taken.461Please respect copyright.PENANAPyOHGjg0KO
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.461Please respect copyright.PENANAPR9y4NoRh2
first kiss? - bitch wtf?461Please respect copyright.PENANAEtzJXTtJuI
ever smoked? - nope.461Please respect copyright.PENANAjGGXwOJJ3L
ever done drugs? - nope~461Please respect copyright.PENANAeIaWIjuh7Y
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.461Please respect copyright.PENANAiF5UOuEXI2
longest relationship? - five and a half months.461Please respect copyright.PENANAp1gTzjtDj4
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.461Please respect copyright.PENANABDNygOhKIJ
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.461Please respect copyright.PENANAbWpOFThMY7
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.461Please respect copyright.PENANA1nFMBUOdWk
obsession? - kpop.461Please respect copyright.PENANA5mfGvyeMyk
do you give second chances? - that depends.461Please respect copyright.PENANAHBDu5hQLhb
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?461Please respect copyright.PENANA3JSbKLTt74
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.461Please respect copyright.PENANAabqcCuopNb
day or night? - idk.461Please respect copyright.PENANANxVU3GmSfH
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.461Please respect copyright.PENANAuEqncLlHfH
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.461Please respect copyright.PENANAvCLyLPKzCB
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.461Please respect copyright.PENANAp1DITv052b
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.461Please respect copyright.PENANAOajEfYkRns
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.461Please respect copyright.PENANADx16AL4WZK
favourite movie(s)? - idk.461Please respect copyright.PENANATWuhwDYeO6
current mood? - bored and tired.461Please respect copyright.PENANAHJnsSLeocu
jealous of? - a lot of things.461Please respect copyright.PENANA9ITE0kBoM0
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.461Please respect copyright.PENANAEAztuIsP8b
pets? - two dogs.461Please respect copyright.PENANAS8QDnYTp6d
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.461Please respect copyright.PENANAHV38y3PNYT
favourite number? - seven.461Please respect copyright.PENANAfRfXfDgUlB
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.461Please respect copyright.PENANATzagt0d8Gj
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.461Please respect copyright.PENANALLgks9KpwO
afraid of the dark? - yes.461Please respect copyright.PENANAEbWWV1ViO3
one wish? - to be happy for real.461Please respect copyright.PENANAcm6ivO5oBh
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?461Please respect copyright.PENANAlkwsWxomAP
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full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.461Please respect copyright.PENANAUEYVf8DBD0
age? - i'm still seven years old.461Please respect copyright.PENANAiDxfmIXjbk
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.461Please respect copyright.PENANAyg88bctPaW
something you hate about yourself? - my body.461Please respect copyright.PENANAVXFqxANBXa
something you like about yourself? - idk.461Please respect copyright.PENANAGfhGk4moWl
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.461Please respect copyright.PENANArojZtskahH
favourite band? - bts.461Please respect copyright.PENANAXtIqgOTtcO
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!461Please respect copyright.PENANA2lcxJUEMYF
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.461Please respect copyright.PENANAxMYzj4PvLU
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.461Please respect copyright.PENANAfUJ8Ukize1
girl crush? - emmi.461Please respect copyright.PENANAenUwgWIDDJ
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.461Please respect copyright.PENANA9nmm84wdjx
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^461Please respect copyright.PENANAsPxaI8cgGB
talents? - singing.461Please respect copyright.PENANArRcOoOgmo2
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.461Please respect copyright.PENANAwJUEeaneGy
someone i love? - emmi.461Please respect copyright.PENANADVHYEHGWax
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.461Please respect copyright.PENANAx9xScqeFxe
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.461Please respect copyright.PENANAqCEdL3z9KZ
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.461Please respect copyright.PENANABq2CIreyfq
favourite animal? - dogs.461Please respect copyright.PENANAT4CiYZrCwl
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 461Please respect copyright.PENANA3v4AbzxUhH
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.461Please respect copyright.PENANAZqM3Sx3k27
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.461Please respect copyright.PENANAXl7n8M0KEB
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.461Please respect copyright.PENANAOsHUPxDGBR
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.461Please respect copyright.PENANALhlR57ZTu2
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 461Please respect copyright.PENANAJU9Ep31B2J
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.461Please respect copyright.PENANAhk1psYRFsS
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.461Please respect copyright.PENANAu18xWDWXrB
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gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.461Please respect copyright.PENANAJD9NhKSOot
country? - i don't live on earth. 461Please respect copyright.PENANAvwAy22kKga
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.461Please respect copyright.PENANAe9swJXHj4X
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.461Please respect copyright.PENANAMHmFQl5gNE
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.461Please respect copyright.PENANAwoQpC2RIqO
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.461Please respect copyright.PENANAQU9R6QObZ5
country with your favourite accent? - australia.461Please respect copyright.PENANAvG5BBkjnon
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.461Please respect copyright.PENANAA0Q5k3kx9H
dog or cat person? - both.461Please respect copyright.PENANAiWRW2XVtQx
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.461Please respect copyright.PENANAxFaYPGhrnX
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.461Please respect copyright.PENANA2HeKk5b2H8
do you belive in God? - idk.461Please respect copyright.PENANAPjoDCycqiK
single or taken? - taken.461Please respect copyright.PENANAmXgmXev0xS
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*461Please respect copyright.PENANAFBkPkkTVzS
birthday year? - 1930.461Please respect copyright.PENANA7dfx2Vuad8
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.461Please respect copyright.PENANAJDrVRqPaMk
age? - what's that?461Please respect copyright.PENANAU0jx1TQ7YY
enthinicity? - african american.461Please respect copyright.PENANAw9MiR1tBXw
tea or coffee? - neither.461Please respect copyright.PENANAt41LsOeijI
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.461Please respect copyright.PENANAiNmop0r8ij
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*461Please respect copyright.PENANACG5BorGMNG
favourite food? - ice cream.461Please respect copyright.PENANAmTwciyODyR
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 461Please respect copyright.PENANAO5aZYyvDTo
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.461Please respect copyright.PENANAa2iS2cfqpL
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.461Please respect copyright.PENANAylXb18N3og
favourite soda? - sprite.461Please respect copyright.PENANAGdBj5DtxGn
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.461Please respect copyright.PENANALQ0shKwb04
can you swim? - yes, wtf?461Please respect copyright.PENANAW0miHY4Uah
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.461Please respect copyright.PENANA5XdPnjYVJp
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.461Please respect copyright.PENANAzJlzpxscVA
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.461Please respect copyright.PENANARSMrcSmyql
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.461Please respect copyright.PENANA4r8RH0uQNM
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*461Please respect copyright.PENANABAASec4Mx0
apple or andriod? - apple.461Please respect copyright.PENANAk73jX95tPI
best dessert? - mochi.461Please respect copyright.PENANA3LnG7sskzp
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have you ever:461Please respect copyright.PENANAeJAeXeMPgC
1. skipped class? - yes.461Please respect copyright.PENANAy89iiGNeBc
2. done drugs? - no.461Please respect copyright.PENANAh9u6IEqGIt
3. self-harmed? - yes.461Please respect copyright.PENANAabyXBN2BzS
4. drank? - no.461Please respect copyright.PENANAuE1RTZ9mQv
5. shoplifted? - yes.461Please respect copyright.PENANArlQBK3sb45
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.461Please respect copyright.PENANAW6O6lFJgMH
7. broken up with someone? - yes.461Please respect copyright.PENANA88AHKpWEzf
what's your favourite:461Please respect copyright.PENANA60f73WqG4J
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.461Please respect copyright.PENANAj16RVtoQxS
9. movie? - break the silence.461Please respect copyright.PENANAKkng7G9Q6a
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.461Please respect copyright.PENANAXkzf4Tt8CW
11. artist? - bts.461Please respect copyright.PENANAI2akW8UixI
12. singer or band? - bts.461Please respect copyright.PENANAxFHZDJTbsR
13. memory? - idk.461Please respect copyright.PENANAOZz1IyuoYv
14. book? - the cruel prince.461Please respect copyright.PENANAlj4CRpRWZH
this or that:461Please respect copyright.PENANASmAATLcBHo
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.461Please respect copyright.PENANAej7SWPwpv4
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.461Please respect copyright.PENANA1xX5VF704A
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.461Please respect copyright.PENANAbOnFIvpVZJ
18. movies or books? - idk.461Please respect copyright.PENANAPiVSwLJZDI
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.461Please respect copyright.PENANAXcX42SAz4y
20. blind of deaf? - blind.461Please respect copyright.PENANAq5RkkIJ4q2
21. tea or coffee? - neither.461Please respect copyright.PENANAwV3iYqVLiQ
what's your:461Please respect copyright.PENANARdk7XPx9HS
22. age? - ninety-one.461Please respect copyright.PENANAB7qx5CdfUJ
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.461Please respect copyright.PENANAaCiOlNW9B4
24. height? - 4'11.461Please respect copyright.PENANAJtpM6gWiN4
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.461Please respect copyright.PENANA5RUaKeYcWw
26. shoe size? - seven.461Please respect copyright.PENANAAsRleryiZL
27. religion? - i'm not religious.461Please respect copyright.PENANAibCFDGblss
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.461Please respect copyright.PENANA5CSThFbL6Y
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29. gay rights? - i'm gay...461Please respect copyright.PENANAVmL8LmrYqx
30. second chances? - it depends.461Please respect copyright.PENANAfCuBTatWgM
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.461Please respect copyright.PENANAl8xcpuW2ZC
32. abortion? - ew.461Please respect copyright.PENANAeVJawci0K1
33. a death penalty? - ew.461Please respect copyright.PENANA4U5QE0wuwx
34. marijuana? - i likes that.461Please respect copyright.PENANAPFcWpf5WrK
35. love? - what's love?461Please respect copyright.PENANAQ265F6PqWO
do you:461Please respect copyright.PENANAXODM7cLwoC
36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.461Please respect copyright.PENANAnU4935PkPr
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omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3461Please respect copyright.PENANA13TZD2dD2x