
hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory548Please respect copyright.PENANA3TSsRhgoAT
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 548Please respect copyright.PENANAWLbVKcudri
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.548Please respect copyright.PENANADWWAbD3tql
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?548Please respect copyright.PENANATSRr51MhTq
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.548Please respect copyright.PENANASbPqNFp2gY
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.548Please respect copyright.PENANAMErj3oj677
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.548Please respect copyright.PENANAESv4GoDpjS
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.548Please respect copyright.PENANAJcTu8baTrO
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?548Please respect copyright.PENANAdWHma0QZQC
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.548Please respect copyright.PENANARYUFiqHxJe
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.548Please respect copyright.PENANApbl3DBKGB1
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.548Please respect copyright.PENANAISm1a8cS7g
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 548Please respect copyright.PENANA28B8kKrPOZ
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
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i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
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full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.548Please respect copyright.PENANAwK3Q2NTEFy
girl bestie? - coco <3548Please respect copyright.PENANApT8CFptiMZ
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.548Please respect copyright.PENANA3uMLrAh6Kc
age? - seven years old.548Please respect copyright.PENANAdrx2tsCbV4
last person i texted? - idfk.548Please respect copyright.PENANAkFkGsXBStx
last person i called? - probably my little brother.548Please respect copyright.PENANA0JZwbkWTyb
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?548Please respect copyright.PENANAoVtTn2S10K
random fact? - i like food.548Please respect copyright.PENANARM2DfBds7H
single or taken? - big, fat taken.548Please respect copyright.PENANAo6fZumX9cm
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.548Please respect copyright.PENANAQ0agBy1gLV
first kiss? - bitch wtf?548Please respect copyright.PENANAfDjEdOT9da
ever smoked? - nope.548Please respect copyright.PENANA9GyRW51yuN
ever done drugs? - nope~548Please respect copyright.PENANAv4Fm0hAc83
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.548Please respect copyright.PENANAlbDItmDSd1
longest relationship? - five and a half months.548Please respect copyright.PENANAc1GIVLlKeW
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.548Please respect copyright.PENANABr70Qr83jy
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.548Please respect copyright.PENANApARUTtaDT5
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.548Please respect copyright.PENANAtO0Dzv2Ofr
obsession? - kpop.548Please respect copyright.PENANA4OiIhCjHg6
do you give second chances? - that depends.548Please respect copyright.PENANAEfM5Yo54cm
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?548Please respect copyright.PENANAqKEnYpDhqt
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.548Please respect copyright.PENANA8NVxvDjLWO
day or night? - idk.548Please respect copyright.PENANA39CvvTcFbI
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.548Please respect copyright.PENANAntCcxk5aZq
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.548Please respect copyright.PENANAXl1hxptXYS
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.548Please respect copyright.PENANAMJSzJkWAur
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.548Please respect copyright.PENANAAWo4PVw1yg
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.548Please respect copyright.PENANAAxP06gT6IL
favourite movie(s)? - idk.548Please respect copyright.PENANAGyWziJcoeI
current mood? - bored and tired.548Please respect copyright.PENANA0DIydG2pzU
jealous of? - a lot of things.548Please respect copyright.PENANAyfLqzSzvm2
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.548Please respect copyright.PENANAVthmR6gt4m
pets? - two dogs.548Please respect copyright.PENANAgTiXvPAXJV
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.548Please respect copyright.PENANA3T2DPK5Koy
favourite number? - seven.548Please respect copyright.PENANASM4e3AH0GS
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.548Please respect copyright.PENANAjUoZsNQIxa
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.548Please respect copyright.PENANAcd3a5Ar0wb
afraid of the dark? - yes.548Please respect copyright.PENANA3aB5cqU6cD
one wish? - to be happy for real.548Please respect copyright.PENANAJNpxjI9zbU
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?548Please respect copyright.PENANAzhLIfeFPiq
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full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.548Please respect copyright.PENANAg0xoBHfhhx
age? - i'm still seven years old.548Please respect copyright.PENANAxiceLiPiYc
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.548Please respect copyright.PENANAZhjmW5DzVk
something you hate about yourself? - my body.548Please respect copyright.PENANA8eaCOODeMM
something you like about yourself? - idk.548Please respect copyright.PENANAEhLKjTkKx8
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.548Please respect copyright.PENANAjtWqZBppVr
favourite band? - bts.548Please respect copyright.PENANAbxO06sjUwR
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!548Please respect copyright.PENANAiKz1Y0g32E
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.548Please respect copyright.PENANAZhgFGBZt6H
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.548Please respect copyright.PENANAusLb0lbWJ5
girl crush? - emmi.548Please respect copyright.PENANAX34gAJ1VlE
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.548Please respect copyright.PENANAO41cdzsWBV
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^548Please respect copyright.PENANAYQJgeA5xrj
talents? - singing.548Please respect copyright.PENANA2Nvuf7d0SO
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.548Please respect copyright.PENANAHwZBVsmUG8
someone i love? - emmi.548Please respect copyright.PENANACNQOBVub4q
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.548Please respect copyright.PENANArp0WcixxXl
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.548Please respect copyright.PENANAIV2WDX3wez
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.548Please respect copyright.PENANAcKpMr2QQaU
favourite animal? - dogs.548Please respect copyright.PENANAAQUegBxAoR
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 548Please respect copyright.PENANAqsQU1kjDTW
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.548Please respect copyright.PENANAJptY9Y9yey
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.548Please respect copyright.PENANA9nhWNyrX1P
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.548Please respect copyright.PENANAAFDfpCCGLy
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.548Please respect copyright.PENANASaX8NFKWyb
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 548Please respect copyright.PENANAZ8xLUoWOp3
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.548Please respect copyright.PENANA4cA630aGeN
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.548Please respect copyright.PENANAJTbdnmRixv
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gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.548Please respect copyright.PENANAjwQ0g7WH29
country? - i don't live on earth. 548Please respect copyright.PENANA6g6kanwYZx
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.548Please respect copyright.PENANAozcLCqFtSL
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.548Please respect copyright.PENANAmOXNw4u0T5
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.548Please respect copyright.PENANAUTnj4AjrpM
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.548Please respect copyright.PENANAaeIAkt0VmY
country with your favourite accent? - australia.548Please respect copyright.PENANAilzRwZWUVC
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.548Please respect copyright.PENANAxirPImSXi2
dog or cat person? - both.548Please respect copyright.PENANAM50GHvUJzy
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.548Please respect copyright.PENANAElzA3rziTH
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.548Please respect copyright.PENANAqXvSTWwjLD
do you belive in God? - idk.548Please respect copyright.PENANAZRa8x5Ji5z
single or taken? - taken.548Please respect copyright.PENANA1WHwVLFKm6
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*548Please respect copyright.PENANA8NkqOlsLQE
birthday year? - 1930.548Please respect copyright.PENANAgtDFuhiRis
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.548Please respect copyright.PENANA1La2nK4le8
age? - what's that?548Please respect copyright.PENANARzLeIxfeDo
enthinicity? - african american.548Please respect copyright.PENANAmxpY9ztKEZ
tea or coffee? - neither.548Please respect copyright.PENANAdJDhxyVMf3
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.548Please respect copyright.PENANAIKXF3EC6e7
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*548Please respect copyright.PENANAOA5mEYb6Qr
favourite food? - ice cream.548Please respect copyright.PENANAkgZHtMEWAN
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 548Please respect copyright.PENANAZTx1xhjbk6
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.548Please respect copyright.PENANACOP4CkSgDj
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.548Please respect copyright.PENANAex9f7W9iNH
favourite soda? - sprite.548Please respect copyright.PENANAPfTCwnChEv
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.548Please respect copyright.PENANAMoibJZXxwY
can you swim? - yes, wtf?548Please respect copyright.PENANAxpjhHRLR9R
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.548Please respect copyright.PENANA6BX3CPBgBI
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.548Please respect copyright.PENANApgFsVrmTqf
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.548Please respect copyright.PENANACTL1ZQXYuQ
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.548Please respect copyright.PENANANsB2DQ4jYv
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*548Please respect copyright.PENANAXnbyk3auWP
apple or andriod? - apple.548Please respect copyright.PENANAA74XQxeTn9
best dessert? - mochi.548Please respect copyright.PENANAoyJUAo9FzQ
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have you ever:548Please respect copyright.PENANAESmV8PLEAa
1. skipped class? - yes.548Please respect copyright.PENANAnuQTuBh6OG
2. done drugs? - no.548Please respect copyright.PENANAgn8WoPwUeo
3. self-harmed? - yes.548Please respect copyright.PENANA08MtQs5DpC
4. drank? - no.548Please respect copyright.PENANAxBdAxAyd9N
5. shoplifted? - yes.548Please respect copyright.PENANAFDEm0WxVZI
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.548Please respect copyright.PENANAQ7iWIKIiDl
7. broken up with someone? - yes.548Please respect copyright.PENANAGJxORrPXua
what's your favourite:548Please respect copyright.PENANAOngT40US3i
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.548Please respect copyright.PENANAQCO8Ba68xx
9. movie? - break the silence.548Please respect copyright.PENANADWl4HfsvsJ
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.548Please respect copyright.PENANA5MW1INyur0
11. artist? - bts.548Please respect copyright.PENANAgv1CjIuTYA
12. singer or band? - bts.548Please respect copyright.PENANApd33cGUjGC
13. memory? - idk.548Please respect copyright.PENANAmU7RIG4vhP
14. book? - the cruel prince.548Please respect copyright.PENANAuUs8tWHbkG
this or that:548Please respect copyright.PENANALAV8hIYqUS
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.548Please respect copyright.PENANAARD9UgvIKi
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.548Please respect copyright.PENANAAEYMvj2tvT
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.548Please respect copyright.PENANA0cHUFtFSk4
18. movies or books? - idk.548Please respect copyright.PENANAc1tWqA4kRq
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.548Please respect copyright.PENANAx9r0i8tePa
20. blind of deaf? - blind.548Please respect copyright.PENANAhkYebIaqtV
21. tea or coffee? - neither.548Please respect copyright.PENANAf3oEFixsYX
what's your:548Please respect copyright.PENANAlOZdaRn5Z5
22. age? - ninety-one.548Please respect copyright.PENANACku16N4SEr
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.548Please respect copyright.PENANAREVCG0ODur
24. height? - 4'11.548Please respect copyright.PENANAqr5c3v9LLA
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.548Please respect copyright.PENANAjAT170hRwV
26. shoe size? - seven.548Please respect copyright.PENANAdQWf8ectCC
27. religion? - i'm not religious.548Please respect copyright.PENANAuuXal69Ski
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.548Please respect copyright.PENANAMMc5gVVcRG
opinion on: 548Please respect copyright.PENANAlPDU8sU170
29. gay rights? - i'm gay...548Please respect copyright.PENANA5UHHwTewvz
30. second chances? - it depends.548Please respect copyright.PENANAyLozOjvJi0
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.548Please respect copyright.PENANAqo0LJJxJxW
32. abortion? - ew.548Please respect copyright.PENANA7q4tNHQeZ2
33. a death penalty? - ew.548Please respect copyright.PENANAqjXa5lw4Dd
34. marijuana? - i likes that.548Please respect copyright.PENANApzjXpgNy8H
35. love? - what's love?548Please respect copyright.PENANAVWgIoXRaCZ
do you:548Please respect copyright.PENANAyYMLD515kE
36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.548Please respect copyright.PENANAEybDNM7CRW
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omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3548Please respect copyright.PENANAzl681qEHTY