阿叔就住喺同一條邨嘅隔籬座。350Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFaNrN2XM4H
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細細個我成日會去阿叔屋企玩，到大個讀左中學，有左自己嘅朋友圈子後，我同阿叔嘅關係都漸漸疏遠左。350Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNrmjzdh50y
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「大佬呀，你係咪得罪你啲咩，點解你死唔斷氣，係都要跟住嚟？」阿叔入lift，按下3字。350Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRgBiNQkLzK
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我跟住佢入lift：「我煩你都係想你聽我講，阿叔你快快脆飛左Shirley，真心唔可以同佢結婚。」350Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3McH61eW4D
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「都話左我唔會同佢結婚。」350Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkRqtfiP4FV
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「你依家可能係咁諗，但兩年後話唔定你就會改變主意，所以趁未鑄成大錯前，最好即刻同佢斬攬。」350Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlHEm4KXsAd
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「得得得，你好煩，我聽日就同佢分手，咁你滿意未？」升降機到達三樓，阿叔快步行出升降機。350Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2sMCF1oh3d
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「你係真先好講。」350Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIDCSgnzTnp
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阿叔打開屋企門：「我講真架，咁你走得未？」350Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBTX4BE7IoV
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「都係唔好，我要見到你講分手先放心，唔好等聽日，家下你就打電話同佢講。」我跟埋對方入屋。350Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuhewBkDiHw
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「唉頂，你真係好q煩！你口口聲聲話，兩年後我會同Shirley結婚，而且我仲喺婚禮上噴血死，咁你有無證據？你話我死左，咁『車頭相』都要俾張嚟睇下掛，我先知你講真定講假。」350Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkdfqR5I5By
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阿叔放低工具箱，然後攞出打火機，點一口煙。350Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxCpmJ1E6iw
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「車頭相…？呢樣我又無喎…」350Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZBhD9m9UcU
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「咁你無證據，我好難信你，啱唔啱先？」350Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPJlxullu8p
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阿叔吐出煙圈，拎起一本放喺茶几嘅書，坐到梳化揭開嚟睇。350Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLBpB74icP9
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我以為係波經、馬經之類，睇真啲發現原來係村上春樹嘅《挪威的森林》。350Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbs93xGER05
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阿叔平時粗人一個，睇開唔係龍虎門就係龍虎豹，幾時變得咁有文學修養，學人睇村上春樹。350Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡirObamZiCe
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「係咪我有證據證明，你就信我先？」我問阿叔。350Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHherv0hGmA
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「你揾到先再講。」350Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr2e0aWZTPx
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我一心想說服阿叔，無奈手頭上無證據，又確係令人難以信服。350Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv3KDb4MLzJ
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「點呀，有無證據？無你就唔好再阿支阿左。」佢又吐一口煙。350Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYUZ0jU766N
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阿叔係一個好硬頸嘅人，我都知要氹掂佢唔係咁容易。350Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRWTG6TsVAe
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想當日我老豆為左勸佢唔好娶Shirley入門，幾乎打大交反面咁滯。350Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY9UQodCw89
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我老豆講到明如果阿叔堅持結婚嘅話，佢就要同對方斷絕關係，可惜說話講到呢個份上，阿叔都仍然無動於衷，堅持要結婚。350Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnBkO4MsHJG
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所以佢話同Shirley只係玩玩下，我係唔多信，雖然事實上佢份人又真係幾花fit，換畫快過換鞋，但係事實擺在眼前，兩年後佢呢隻無腳雀仔，真係綁「死」左喺一棵樹上。350Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5yZEBUgTOp
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阿叔合返埋本書，打一個喊露：「我返房恰陣先，你走嗰陣唔該記得閂門。」350Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWX8Uc9DvcW
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「等陣先阿叔，仲有啲嘢請教下你。」350Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHM4Hp44KrW
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「又咩事？」350Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxuhsbxfdRg
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既然阿叔係情場浪子，溝女有一手，咁不如就揾佢教下路。350Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeBUMqvhxJB
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「依家我呢，就溝緊個十幾歲嘅靚妹，已經衰左幾次，想問阿叔平時你有無咩溝女伎倆，不如教兩招嚟？」350Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbkp1uwZKPO
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「我揸住架『二碌』，由東廊走轉去謝斐道，一落車啲女就自然走過嚟架啦，唔洗溝架喎。」350Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrCvIgfQYQu
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我阿叔玩開電單車，後生嗰陣去勻港九新界揾人片車，後來先收心養性，無再玩啲危險嘢。350Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcn7kB7GLiW
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「咁…咁即係點？」我問。350Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvQ2WCNzz8b
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「即係手車夠快就識到女，你識唔識揸電單車？」350Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbLpk6o5xqG
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「唔識。」350Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpYpULCG7sv
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「咁我就幫你唔到。」350Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKC1nkYg3yk
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睇嚟我問錯人。
我返到自己屋企，咁啱遇著十六歲嘅我出門。350Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiEG8LE7c29
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「咦，你去邊？」我問。350Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEp5MiweAtF
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「出去食個飯，然後同阿德落網吧打機囉。」350Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk5fnFVrwxy
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「老豆老母唔返嚟煮飯咩？」350Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9JmVBFzec7
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「唔返，佢兩個今晚過澳門。」350Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrxA2OOEfs2
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照咁講法，上次我開唔到門，響門鈴無人應，真係因為屋企無人。350Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7l1Jw6HkZK
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後尾老豆老母有返嚟，我就喺走廊遇到佢地，當其時隱約聽到佢地講話，唔記得帶身份證，睇嚟係返轉頭攞返。350Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg2EjK3EFMT
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兩老一得閒就會過澳門揾朋友打麻雀，一唔打就會身痕。350Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡczq9V9g56e
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「咁你幾點返嚟？返嗰陣順手買個外賣返嚟。」我話。350Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKaDk62UWHq
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「你咁大個人就自己買啦。」350Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3FTk7e94zw
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「咁麻煩...算啦，我地一齊食啦，反正我都有啲肚餓。」350Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRcgX8HYWPR
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「唔係嘛，食飯都跟住嚟。」350Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFajsbJ6lYY
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「係啦，行啦。」
