入到房後，Veronica喺半推半就嘅情況下，幫我除褲打飛機。248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqUEIIR5cSO
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我打蛇隨棍上，想氹佢用口幫我。248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpJJmJcRHd3
對方卻一口拒絕：「唔得，講過結左婚先幫你用口架嘛，你想我用口嘅話，咁你就快啲娶我啦。」248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2fIQz6eRZ7
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「我都想呀，不過都要等我地買到樓先結到。」我答。248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPX5n5AsVvv
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「又係呢一句，點解一定買樓啫？租樓都得架。」248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIKvytnn6iQ
248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡndj37eEnTf
我無聽錯，大家都無聽錯，Veronica真係無樓都肯嫁俾我，無奈礙於附喺我身上嘅家族毒咒，唔係嘅話，我諗我早早就買左戒指求婚。248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQDshviJpzF
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「仲咩唔出聲啊輝輝？唔通你唔想同我結婚？」Veronica扁嘴，縮開手停左落嚟。248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyqS74QIJrR
248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1KLePsksDK
「梗係唔係，我講過話同你結婚就肯定會同你結婚。」248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg5zIvYI9rh
248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ37FW8VEaUT
「你次次都咁講，但又成日得個講字，究竟你幾時先真係娶我架？」佢追問。248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqXX3lieuPC
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「快架啦，總之你放心，我一定會同你結婚！」248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLAfNeidjTV
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「快即係幾時啫？你唔講咁我就唔幫你，哼！」佢鼓埋泡腮，翹起雙手問我。248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡESeXqNSYoA
248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWULVeXMkuN
呢刻嘅我谷精上腦，為左出火，有理無理求其噏啲嘢氹住對方先：「今年！今年內我一定娶你！」248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdUvOdIFMwF
248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIHJP3R7omi
「你話架，今年內結婚，你唔好呃我！」248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJQdiOLc5jW
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「全部係真話，絕無半點虛言，咁我地依家可以繼續未？」我「細佬」已翹首等待暢快嘅摩擦。248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9iwctqsadg
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「哈哈！係真嘅先好講，講得出就唔好反口！」Veronica笑左一聲，伸手摸落嚟。248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡskO2QWr2q5
248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqfX7OgDBAY
爽到我忍唔住發出呻吟，但就喺一個咁快樂嘅時刻，個肚突然發出咕咕聲。248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1SLviiCTub
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仆街！絞肚痛！248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOFV9n08rB8
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「輝輝，你無嘢呀嘛？」248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRG8LgfrkUP
248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSZm4aYoYsl
「我個肚…肚…肚…好痛…」248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ49bN78ivnV
248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkhNOw0swpq
我掩住個肚，表情扭曲，褲都嚟唔切著，衝入廁所，一邊屙個肚一邊絞住咁痛。248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxLVfVaTHxB
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莫非係啱先食左啲壽司刺身，所以搞到肚痛？唔係喎，Veronica都有份食，而佢一啲事都無。248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO5weJcoZfX
248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeM1jdIONTY
唉！我知啦！肯定係因為日頭飲左嗰啲生雞血。248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz3fVlI2Fwx
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頂佢個肺！嗰個道士果然真係江湖騙子，掠左我皮幾嘢都算，家陣仲搞到我又肚屙又肚痛。248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYHkOj2l70R
248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwsUvdajBV5
「輝輝，你無事呀嘛？」Veronica喺廁所門口問。248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgUJDeerziV
248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnC3uPHiCf0
「無…無事…」講完呢句，我掩住個肚繼續屙。248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCFj8Rp0r6d
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之後成晚落嚟，我屙左七八次，屙到腳都軟埋。248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcwp8I8ommZ
248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZjD9EkHDYl
Veronica一早就喺我張床度訓著左，本來我應該係開開心心咁出火，而唔係屙到出水。248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnRjjap3Cb0
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我摷勻屋企個藥箱，揾到盒喇叭牌正露丸，啪左幾粒後，先勉強叫做止到肚痛。248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjvU4AMVwhn
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望下個鐘，差唔多凌晨三點半，屙到無曬力嘅我攤落床，好快就訓著左。248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhBdsyOEQ3W
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訓左無幾個鐘，大約朝早七點，我個肚又再痛過，痛到我醒左。248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZukUR4qQKS
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當我擘大眼時，發現隔籬嘅Veronica無左人影。248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW4UdpWtGZg
248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWC4dPbSGx8
對方喺枕頭貼左張字條，寫住：「輝輝，我返屋企換衫沖涼先，你慢慢訓。」248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhkGGxVzoe1
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我睇完就放低張字條，又仆去廁所解決。248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx0PaZS7fNL
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最後真係屙到頂唔順，請左假去睇急症。248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBSBGPhRJ8x
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原本朝早有個緊急會議都無去開，俾上司「柄」左一大餐。248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi6XLMHfyfG
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醫生檢查過後，話我急性腸胃炎，結果我住左兩日醫院先好返。248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiPEOfNPnzh
248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNV0SOa9xEn
一日最衰係小曼，帶我去見埋啲神棍，搞到我無得同Veronica「依泣」，仲累到我俾上司鬧兼且住左兩日院，認真無好帶挈。248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjM9OSQgZS8
出院後返工第一日，我約小曼出嚟食lunch。248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0FHfQIsy33
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我同佢都喺觀塘返工，間唔中都會約出嚟一齊食晏。248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIRSyCPoktT
248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡarakkMAfaD
我地多數係去工廠區某間冰室，貪啲嘢抵食夾大件。248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ76NIHtmtEP
248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRAT2IFhUxc
「…唔怪得呢幾日都揾你唔到，原來你入左院咁大獲。」248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcKJtYjlvgn
248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHhX6Lr6frU
「咪多得你好帶挈囉，都唔知你揾嗰個係咩道士，逼我飲埋啲生雞血，搞到我腸胃炎，個肚足足痛左幾日呀陰功。」248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwL5cOWZPOb
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「咁都入我數？話唔定肚痛係解咒嘅一部分呢？」248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMIbj8Z9uQT
248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXQfp1g3oMW
「我就話條友擺明就係假道士昆錢，根本就唔識解咒。」248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVTNCrAIP3e
248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR54ycPnAsR
「呢個師傅唔得，咪揾下個囉。」小曼含住飲筒，飲一啖凍檸茶。248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXPfaAvM8HB
248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmPLV3UQ9iC
「咪搞我，見過一次鬼仲唔怕黑，到時又遇到神棍，咪又瀨多次嘢。」248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWmUPlx7Tog
248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcPW5gKzlmn
「隨你啦，反正係你話想解咒同Veronica結婚，咁我先幫你。」248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxzP6yk6Uwy
248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLIRYstyS6L
我吞一啖飯，「唉」左一聲：「講起結婚就煩，呢排Veronica又催婚，我同佢講話等買到樓先結，佢就答我租樓都無所謂，我聽完都唔知比咩反應好。」248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg1ouZ1oFRg
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「咪直接同佢坦白囉，你話你背負住家族詛咒，唔可以同唔係處女嘅女人結婚，否則就命仔不保。」248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0zbyX5zbdy
248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgbTMWvsQbf
「呢啲說話講出嚟邊有人信，講真嗰句，如果唔係親眼見過，我自己都唔會信。」248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ38j0lONaux
248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsDYccXWVzF
中學嗰陣，我同唔少人講過家族毒咒嘅事，問佢地信唔信，大部分人聽完都當我鳩噏，信嘅五隻手指數得曬，小曼都算係其中一個。248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs2PATIyHzi
248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJbO9FgZ7nz
我飲啖可樂繼續講：「查實諗嚟諗去，始終都係覺得，如果時光可以倒流嘅話就最好，等我喺Veronica隻豬俾人食左之前捷足先登，到時自己老婆嘅處變左係自己破嘅，咁結婚就肯定無問題。」248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs5fzhYmJwg
248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE8r7wBDJiw
同非處女結婚結唯一條件就係，女方個處要係自己破嘅。248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡliFIf0E69q
248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCIwAMtrtgi
小曼開完笑咁話：「你試下對住前面，大嗌一聲『哈利路亞 Chance』，話唔定真係穿越到過去，哈哈！」248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ09CPAn9VKR
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「哈你個頭，有咩咁好笑，家下啲科技一日千里，你唔俾過多兩年『Elon Mask』發明到時光機架？」248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPw7IQOYAqg
248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBZX20Sse9D
「哈哈！人地叫Elon Musk，唔係Mask囉，你連個名都讀錯，人地點肯幫你發明時光機！」248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡERvdcsYO41
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「頂，一時講錯啫…」248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv5RoWOymlx
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「叮！」小曼嘅電話突然響起收到message嘅聲音。248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxQEeYSDlbp
248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeFmAAalvKy
佢拎起電話望左一眼，跟住無回覆就放返低喺檯面。248Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Ncjtieoeq
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