入到房後，Veronica喺半推半就嘅情況下，幫我除褲打飛機。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmG9HGLcqGW
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我打蛇隨棍上，想氹佢用口幫我。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn0QaGm5MT9
對方卻一口拒絕：「唔得，講過結左婚先幫你用口架嘛，你想我用口嘅話，咁你就快啲娶我啦。」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX0WSZe3kj6
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「我都想呀，不過都要等我地買到樓先結到。」我答。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKuoe7hvQld
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「又係呢一句，點解一定買樓啫？租樓都得架。」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYiXEIJBTIG
318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUvJDosoGvP
我無聽錯，大家都無聽錯，Veronica真係無樓都肯嫁俾我，無奈礙於附喺我身上嘅家族毒咒，唔係嘅話，我諗我早早就買左戒指求婚。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGRcCNbCZxa
318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBC85Bv8W9U
「仲咩唔出聲啊輝輝？唔通你唔想同我結婚？」Veronica扁嘴，縮開手停左落嚟。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡocWVgH6raz
318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw82uW36tb4
「梗係唔係，我講過話同你結婚就肯定會同你結婚。」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ32NdQeMyel
318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Vn8CahQ5t
「你次次都咁講，但又成日得個講字，究竟你幾時先真係娶我架？」佢追問。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ3GLch0823
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「快架啦，總之你放心，我一定會同你結婚！」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQAsi8j3vrv
318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUvpQjtYRfz
「快即係幾時啫？你唔講咁我就唔幫你，哼！」佢鼓埋泡腮，翹起雙手問我。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQqA9gFLDeT
318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNMkZVNccw7
呢刻嘅我谷精上腦，為左出火，有理無理求其噏啲嘢氹住對方先：「今年！今年內我一定娶你！」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoF9W9fCmgT
318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7tc4c2RzAt
「你話架，今年內結婚，你唔好呃我！」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmCizIZU18I
318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGybD1ASE2I
「全部係真話，絕無半點虛言，咁我地依家可以繼續未？」我「細佬」已翹首等待暢快嘅摩擦。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRB2qheL62u
318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBwa3zmbspa
「哈哈！係真嘅先好講，講得出就唔好反口！」Veronica笑左一聲，伸手摸落嚟。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQRsx3M8nUG
318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡod5CStUG5y
爽到我忍唔住發出呻吟，但就喺一個咁快樂嘅時刻，個肚突然發出咕咕聲。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsN6t1n1OAO
318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYoIlMSSuhS
仆街！絞肚痛！318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbq77dTq5Il
318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7WSHT3sqVI
「輝輝，你無嘢呀嘛？」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd4cDsSCMHT
318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzUjIi88HPN
「我個肚…肚…肚…好痛…」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1hsPSN4QQv
318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGFch8q7KAO
我掩住個肚，表情扭曲，褲都嚟唔切著，衝入廁所，一邊屙個肚一邊絞住咁痛。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzQekIUETyl
318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm7qYpOqnny
莫非係啱先食左啲壽司刺身，所以搞到肚痛？唔係喎，Veronica都有份食，而佢一啲事都無。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8MkDVoaKbI
318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnOoCfS1OxV
唉！我知啦！肯定係因為日頭飲左嗰啲生雞血。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡemQqj9BpRd
318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQXsdxIMHfa
頂佢個肺！嗰個道士果然真係江湖騙子，掠左我皮幾嘢都算，家陣仲搞到我又肚屙又肚痛。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy4Ll0TKe67
318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ZWc0K96zj
「輝輝，你無事呀嘛？」Veronica喺廁所門口問。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKqUfpgIksV
318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOy2G9m7Uhv
「無…無事…」講完呢句，我掩住個肚繼續屙。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ188QDumQak
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之後成晚落嚟，我屙左七八次，屙到腳都軟埋。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr4HRtmwmcm
318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡApSpYmdLKZ
Veronica一早就喺我張床度訓著左，本來我應該係開開心心咁出火，而唔係屙到出水。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXTcsBxuEDf
318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoSSpsBxaO5
我摷勻屋企個藥箱，揾到盒喇叭牌正露丸，啪左幾粒後，先勉強叫做止到肚痛。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrmhVkgTMMA
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望下個鐘，差唔多凌晨三點半，屙到無曬力嘅我攤落床，好快就訓著左。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVZdK6w1OxO
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訓左無幾個鐘，大約朝早七點，我個肚又再痛過，痛到我醒左。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡttP2s2iSmC
318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq1AOSF9tFp
當我擘大眼時，發現隔籬嘅Veronica無左人影。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZpFsmoeXME
318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaOGNM25c04
對方喺枕頭貼左張字條，寫住：「輝輝，我返屋企換衫沖涼先，你慢慢訓。」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEodR9zm9Bt
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我睇完就放低張字條，又仆去廁所解決。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlPc30w7tsw
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最後真係屙到頂唔順，請左假去睇急症。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAZc9jiukFS
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原本朝早有個緊急會議都無去開，俾上司「柄」左一大餐。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv6HpmF2SNn
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醫生檢查過後，話我急性腸胃炎，結果我住左兩日醫院先好返。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡroaOXLxHa4
318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡypM4ezJ112
一日最衰係小曼，帶我去見埋啲神棍，搞到我無得同Veronica「依泣」，仲累到我俾上司鬧兼且住左兩日院，認真無好帶挈。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1VWhoQVipj
出院後返工第一日，我約小曼出嚟食lunch。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH85KqTdFwk
318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQH9WBuQkmH
我同佢都喺觀塘返工，間唔中都會約出嚟一齊食晏。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTV2At8PkY0
318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXEjD0qwXBA
我地多數係去工廠區某間冰室，貪啲嘢抵食夾大件。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7sQOz8FHhO
318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ekUK5D0Fj
「…唔怪得呢幾日都揾你唔到，原來你入左院咁大獲。」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKmmZxCvclG
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「咪多得你好帶挈囉，都唔知你揾嗰個係咩道士，逼我飲埋啲生雞血，搞到我腸胃炎，個肚足足痛左幾日呀陰功。」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡejFqLd8tsC
318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMeozce6Oqc
「咁都入我數？話唔定肚痛係解咒嘅一部分呢？」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZQHGOVeDzL
318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPsDqV1ycze
「我就話條友擺明就係假道士昆錢，根本就唔識解咒。」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLsFWBTM8en
318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl6BqeKsgn9
「呢個師傅唔得，咪揾下個囉。」小曼含住飲筒，飲一啖凍檸茶。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDDmzzglPTp
318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzza37GdGQs
「咪搞我，見過一次鬼仲唔怕黑，到時又遇到神棍，咪又瀨多次嘢。」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSbB9B1S6DF
318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ltmP9qRLf
「隨你啦，反正係你話想解咒同Veronica結婚，咁我先幫你。」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZUABWoAEB1
318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKJhNgdUPBL
我吞一啖飯，「唉」左一聲：「講起結婚就煩，呢排Veronica又催婚，我同佢講話等買到樓先結，佢就答我租樓都無所謂，我聽完都唔知比咩反應好。」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDOT6qYitL9
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「咪直接同佢坦白囉，你話你背負住家族詛咒，唔可以同唔係處女嘅女人結婚，否則就命仔不保。」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1pWahMjYKg
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「呢啲說話講出嚟邊有人信，講真嗰句，如果唔係親眼見過，我自己都唔會信。」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpK3yzVYOQ6
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中學嗰陣，我同唔少人講過家族毒咒嘅事，問佢地信唔信，大部分人聽完都當我鳩噏，信嘅五隻手指數得曬，小曼都算係其中一個。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlmOTPvyocd
318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡot5Y5mUZuc
我飲啖可樂繼續講：「查實諗嚟諗去，始終都係覺得，如果時光可以倒流嘅話就最好，等我喺Veronica隻豬俾人食左之前捷足先登，到時自己老婆嘅處變左係自己破嘅，咁結婚就肯定無問題。」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMYqvqgVcSu
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同非處女結婚結唯一條件就係，女方個處要係自己破嘅。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvqsO39zWMm
318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCodzj8v6ue
小曼開完笑咁話：「你試下對住前面，大嗌一聲『哈利路亞 Chance』，話唔定真係穿越到過去，哈哈！」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ66DZnswtQM
318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ16E1Wf69mn
「哈你個頭，有咩咁好笑，家下啲科技一日千里，你唔俾過多兩年『Elon Mask』發明到時光機架？」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUesRvMKDli
318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBunO9W5HFp
「哈哈！人地叫Elon Musk，唔係Mask囉，你連個名都讀錯，人地點肯幫你發明時光機！」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ056erEdaI2
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「頂，一時講錯啫…」318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRhCuCVKH8t
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「叮！」小曼嘅電話突然響起收到message嘅聲音。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYd8P8aoDQd
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佢拎起電話望左一眼，跟住無回覆就放返低喺檯面。318Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWi7ViHjMpe
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幾秒之後，部電話又喺度叮叮聲。
