入到房後，Veronica喺半推半就嘅情況下，幫我除褲打飛機。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIHfPzPhTEK
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我打蛇隨棍上，想氹佢用口幫我。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡobLDFotjBd
對方卻一口拒絕：「唔得，講過結左婚先幫你用口架嘛，你想我用口嘅話，咁你就快啲娶我啦。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIeMWVbFkD8
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「我都想呀，不過都要等我地買到樓先結到。」我答。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhCZMI3b96C
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「又係呢一句，點解一定買樓啫？租樓都得架。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyNdGijiiNI
306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8DgV6WUE4A
我無聽錯，大家都無聽錯，Veronica真係無樓都肯嫁俾我，無奈礙於附喺我身上嘅家族毒咒，唔係嘅話，我諗我早早就買左戒指求婚。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9t40AAx8Mi
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「仲咩唔出聲啊輝輝？唔通你唔想同我結婚？」Veronica扁嘴，縮開手停左落嚟。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUacBzviyGS
306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKgOQxWGmAJ
「梗係唔係，我講過話同你結婚就肯定會同你結婚。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxYMDIRABci
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「你次次都咁講，但又成日得個講字，究竟你幾時先真係娶我架？」佢追問。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVwgopJi1TD
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「快架啦，總之你放心，我一定會同你結婚！」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl4NY93YbkQ
306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3FfONHWTAg
「快即係幾時啫？你唔講咁我就唔幫你，哼！」佢鼓埋泡腮，翹起雙手問我。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfQcP1T0G9g
306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQDJoYeSDhj
呢刻嘅我谷精上腦，為左出火，有理無理求其噏啲嘢氹住對方先：「今年！今年內我一定娶你！」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb3aGN8eP9K
306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZCW5NnmYMX
「你話架，今年內結婚，你唔好呃我！」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvDdqlEeYeZ
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「全部係真話，絕無半點虛言，咁我地依家可以繼續未？」我「細佬」已翹首等待暢快嘅摩擦。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTYpuKeseVc
306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd1mKCxA6tp
「哈哈！係真嘅先好講，講得出就唔好反口！」Veronica笑左一聲，伸手摸落嚟。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL51T3tPv2V
306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEo9HVizlRa
爽到我忍唔住發出呻吟，但就喺一個咁快樂嘅時刻，個肚突然發出咕咕聲。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRHgejHHZhM
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仆街！絞肚痛！306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3h7MIUWv7K
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「輝輝，你無嘢呀嘛？」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwhp0evpEb2
306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5YkhuqwOUJ
「我個肚…肚…肚…好痛…」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSe0HQpeNgI
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我掩住個肚，表情扭曲，褲都嚟唔切著，衝入廁所，一邊屙個肚一邊絞住咁痛。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVjgAN3fXot
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莫非係啱先食左啲壽司刺身，所以搞到肚痛？唔係喎，Veronica都有份食，而佢一啲事都無。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyciXR6PvUc
306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyY25Tjft8c
唉！我知啦！肯定係因為日頭飲左嗰啲生雞血。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA2dxD3sOAf
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頂佢個肺！嗰個道士果然真係江湖騙子，掠左我皮幾嘢都算，家陣仲搞到我又肚屙又肚痛。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu4U68cdXsa
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「輝輝，你無事呀嘛？」Veronica喺廁所門口問。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9R4pU6WFWa
306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQuqJW6FjzE
「無…無事…」講完呢句，我掩住個肚繼續屙。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjZaz7IPSOj
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之後成晚落嚟，我屙左七八次，屙到腳都軟埋。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1OqRGkGKH8
306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeZMr6phlhX
Veronica一早就喺我張床度訓著左，本來我應該係開開心心咁出火，而唔係屙到出水。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPBJoHttRIx
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我摷勻屋企個藥箱，揾到盒喇叭牌正露丸，啪左幾粒後，先勉強叫做止到肚痛。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡruH1pkuTVV
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望下個鐘，差唔多凌晨三點半，屙到無曬力嘅我攤落床，好快就訓著左。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeNsEd5xlzi
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訓左無幾個鐘，大約朝早七點，我個肚又再痛過，痛到我醒左。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoWaGM2frVT
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當我擘大眼時，發現隔籬嘅Veronica無左人影。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlNh1hZg83U
306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyzhOifbI8L
對方喺枕頭貼左張字條，寫住：「輝輝，我返屋企換衫沖涼先，你慢慢訓。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3d3oO6ENIG
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我睇完就放低張字條，又仆去廁所解決。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCFwmgaZ4Nu
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最後真係屙到頂唔順，請左假去睇急症。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAA7slZvVhw
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原本朝早有個緊急會議都無去開，俾上司「柄」左一大餐。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7c4pZGsn6i
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醫生檢查過後，話我急性腸胃炎，結果我住左兩日醫院先好返。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVGCVdQLlag
306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY6hV4lP5ZD
一日最衰係小曼，帶我去見埋啲神棍，搞到我無得同Veronica「依泣」，仲累到我俾上司鬧兼且住左兩日院，認真無好帶挈。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Z7fbU2zPk
出院後返工第一日，我約小曼出嚟食lunch。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTVZh1X4ufj
306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFHYd9Habo6
我同佢都喺觀塘返工，間唔中都會約出嚟一齊食晏。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqympkVAje0
306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRQIox2xtKK
我地多數係去工廠區某間冰室，貪啲嘢抵食夾大件。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe6rP02PpJf
306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuQ95ZkkimI
「…唔怪得呢幾日都揾你唔到，原來你入左院咁大獲。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcTaN4Qucke
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「咪多得你好帶挈囉，都唔知你揾嗰個係咩道士，逼我飲埋啲生雞血，搞到我腸胃炎，個肚足足痛左幾日呀陰功。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5llxjqklug
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「咁都入我數？話唔定肚痛係解咒嘅一部分呢？」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRH8S7oFYRJ
306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgRUYZpUSCZ
「我就話條友擺明就係假道士昆錢，根本就唔識解咒。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRC3QCClalU
306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQNFei8VXRO
「呢個師傅唔得，咪揾下個囉。」小曼含住飲筒，飲一啖凍檸茶。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIVjsaVa8LO
306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2wbcmSqsov
「咪搞我，見過一次鬼仲唔怕黑，到時又遇到神棍，咪又瀨多次嘢。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz7UcPYEieg
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「隨你啦，反正係你話想解咒同Veronica結婚，咁我先幫你。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYYVMcAZWju
306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjZb5KIiZ7a
我吞一啖飯，「唉」左一聲：「講起結婚就煩，呢排Veronica又催婚，我同佢講話等買到樓先結，佢就答我租樓都無所謂，我聽完都唔知比咩反應好。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Ak3FVmWgm
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「咪直接同佢坦白囉，你話你背負住家族詛咒，唔可以同唔係處女嘅女人結婚，否則就命仔不保。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkT5ofB7nvl
306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe57OvddTVI
「呢啲說話講出嚟邊有人信，講真嗰句，如果唔係親眼見過，我自己都唔會信。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ68JPLs8CuF
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中學嗰陣，我同唔少人講過家族毒咒嘅事，問佢地信唔信，大部分人聽完都當我鳩噏，信嘅五隻手指數得曬，小曼都算係其中一個。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFNnZxmuH7y
306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPh4mJPcWb1
我飲啖可樂繼續講：「查實諗嚟諗去，始終都係覺得，如果時光可以倒流嘅話就最好，等我喺Veronica隻豬俾人食左之前捷足先登，到時自己老婆嘅處變左係自己破嘅，咁結婚就肯定無問題。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ38vrDz7BlL
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同非處女結婚結唯一條件就係，女方個處要係自己破嘅。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Dct6gvQxW
306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTvXf3BfsZX
小曼開完笑咁話：「你試下對住前面，大嗌一聲『哈利路亞 Chance』，話唔定真係穿越到過去，哈哈！」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD1I4o2XMWH
306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡINbzOoMdiC
「哈你個頭，有咩咁好笑，家下啲科技一日千里，你唔俾過多兩年『Elon Mask』發明到時光機架？」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhtFDnPPtv1
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「哈哈！人地叫Elon Musk，唔係Mask囉，你連個名都讀錯，人地點肯幫你發明時光機！」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwc8xNTqduw
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「頂，一時講錯啫…」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZAXkM2HfLP
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「叮！」小曼嘅電話突然響起收到message嘅聲音。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnw70YL0wEh
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佢拎起電話望左一眼，跟住無回覆就放返低喺檯面。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9QV7Raqz1Q
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幾秒之後，部電話又喺度叮叮聲。
