於是醫生迫於無奈之下陪咗我去一個大型商場,我哋去到一間內衣鋪嘅前面。513Please respect copyright.PENANAYjvyc8pdF5
醫生:「我真係要入去?」513Please respect copyright.PENANAw5XvD5uYcq
我:「你唔入去點陪我買?」513Please respect copyright.PENANAyTPQeZDCTj
醫生:「咁麻煩快啲,唔係幾好意思…」513Please respect copyright.PENANASnYzfeDvX1
我:「又係你話健康好重要,呢啲嘢點可以求祈㗎,你以前無陪過女朋友買bra嘅咩?」513Please respect copyright.PENANAvWpwxkIxF5
醫生:「佢平胸妹…」513Please respect copyright.PENANAfnD1fGLbAk
我:「平胸就唔使戴bra㗎喇咩?」513Please respect copyright.PENANAngYSaoM2dV
醫生:「唔係…」513Please respect copyright.PENANA6ym0iWCD9D
我:「咁咪係囉,入去啦。」然後我就扯住佢一齊入去,一入到去應該全部店員都即刻發覺到我無戴bra,雖然我貼咗乳貼,針織衫又唔會突點,但我諗都係瞞唔過佢哋法眼㗎喇,佢哋嘅眼神都有少少怪。513Please respect copyright.PENANAVLI6cAxosU
店員:「歡迎光臨,隨便睇吖。」513Please respect copyright.PENANAxWfzN4hIQf
我:「唔該…」513Please respect copyright.PENANAvVFprVgP09
店員:「係,有乜嘢幫到妳?」513Please respect copyright.PENANAyhnVCtpV0g
我:「佢話我啲bra唔啱size,可唔可以幫我睇下乜嘢size啱我?」513Please respect copyright.PENANA6KTywh31Fj
醫生:「…」513Please respect copyright.PENANASKUmDC7lC2
店員:「…,呀,咁不如妳入嚟試身室我幫妳度下吖。」而家嘅我真係有啲神經質,希望大家唔好見怪,serve我個店員好落力咁維持住正常嘅面容,但後面嗰兩個已經忍唔住喺度偷笑。513Please respect copyright.PENANA73wFRnnyza
入到去試身室,我好爽快就除咗件衫,本身我以前好介意人哋留意或者睇到我嘅身體,無論男女都係,但自從身體檢查之後,我好似有咗鋪癮,覺得畀人睇到自己好刺激,而且我對波咁正,會令我好有成功感。513Please respect copyright.PENANA6Y8UqTIDcE
店員:「小姐,妳身材好好喎。」513Please respect copyright.PENANArNehDuJMxI
我:「係呀,呢排個波又大咗,之前的bra唔啱戴,所以無戴bra過嚟。」513Please respect copyright.PENANAT96wvnnsEK
店員:「咁…呀,咁妳應該走嗰陣可以有bra戴…」513Please respect copyright.PENANAY83K9SO1w8
我:「嗯,我要揀返幾個靚bra返屋企。」513Please respect copyright.PENANAY1sCgsMEV5
店員:「揀啲男朋友都鍾意嘅款囉。」513Please respect copyright.PENANAXrQsXvCFg4
我:「嘻嘻,好呀。」513Please respect copyright.PENANA7OryoVvNwt
好快我就度完出返嚟喇。513Please respect copyright.PENANAgkEA6l6pUn
我:「我而家知道自己要戴乜size喇。」513Please respect copyright.PENANAPHGwthk9O2
醫生:「好啦好啦,咁快啲揀啦。」513Please respect copyright.PENANACcjT5DcMZg
我:「頭先店員幫我度嗰陣,我又諗起你…」513Please respect copyright.PENANASpinDNUVD4
醫生:「得喇得喇,妳唔使同我講…」513Please respect copyright.PENANAHRYZGsQQ5D
我:「但我而家好似無乜錢…」513Please respect copyright.PENANAVqnih0E1Kr
醫生:「無問題啦…我畀啦…」513Please respect copyright.PENANA7o9INq4EEK
我揀咗幾個款然後走咗入去試身室戴,噢,太爽喇,好耐都無戴過啲啱size嘅bra喇,我望住塊鏡,都真係好鬼正吖,點解醫生要唔理我喎,諗諗下我攞咗部手機出嚟,發現到呀醫生都係用呢個號碼嚟WhatsApp,於是我試晒幾個bra自拍咗幾幅相send畀佢。513Please respect copyright.PENANA04AvrprDUV
醫生:“…”513Please respect copyright.PENANArnn7SAMulb
我:“邊款靚啲呀?”513Please respect copyright.PENANAj9Xt4rpimY
醫生:“妳鍾意咪得,最緊要啱戴。”513Please respect copyright.PENANAWzHFYzeR8P
我:“咁你又鍾意邊款呀?”513Please respect copyright.PENANARUJ23CNgU8
醫生:“唔使畀啲bra我睇,我無乜美學慨念。”513Please respect copyright.PENANANv2B2wFH00
我:“咁唔畀bra你睇囉,係咪咁樣靚啲?”513Please respect copyright.PENANAvZHDYObDg1
我即刻除咗個bra,掹埋粒乳貼走,然後又自拍咗一幅send畀佢。513Please respect copyright.PENANAH1u7T2YdDX
醫生:“…”513Please respect copyright.PENANAwBsJpLFpC7
試完之後我出返去,佢好似個石像咁企咗喺度。513Please respect copyright.PENANAYsToxnxSlP
店員:「請問呢幾款胸圍啱唔啱妳心水呢?」513Please respect copyright.PENANA1yBfddrIge
我:「唔該…我想問下,果邊清貨一百蚊個嗰啲有無我size㗎?」513Please respect copyright.PENANAzNB6mlnoQo
店員:「有就應該有,但唔係每個款都有,要搵搵先知。」513Please respect copyright.PENANAVAAhsZefYs
我:「咁妳可唔可以揀三個嗰啲唔同款嘅畀我,啱size就得。」513Please respect copyright.PENANAJPPrFo0Bsg
店員:「咁妳想要乜類型嘅款?」513Please respect copyright.PENANAVi1vRYtYLr
我:「無所謂呀。」513Please respect copyright.PENANAEQeFfRntD5
店員:「完全…無所謂?」513Please respect copyright.PENANAvAD7A1abjB
我:「係呀,佢話無所謂。」我指一指醫生。513Please respect copyright.PENANAAMjMSoEkhV
醫生:「…」513Please respect copyright.PENANAapc2FSZklu
店員:「好…好嘅,咁我去睇下邊個款有妳size。」513Please respect copyright.PENANAOEEC0YOIyn
後面兩個店員又喺度偷笑,間鋪剩係得我哋兩個客,應該頭先我send啲自拍畀佢睇佢哋都知道。513Please respect copyright.PENANA43D8DL7ggq
店員好快就搵咗三款bra畀我,可能佢安全起見都係揀啲比較淺色嘅,我睇完話ok之後醫生就雞咁腳走去埋單,攞咗張卡出嚟咔嚓。513Please respect copyright.PENANAgzy25KtiD2
醫生:「好喇,買完喇,行啦。」513Please respect copyright.PENANAuSPRHwY1By
我:「喂呀,未走得住呀。」513Please respect copyright.PENANA14tuhGWqiN
醫生:「吓,點解?」513Please respect copyright.PENANAY9Sv15Tad7
我:「我要戴返個bra先呀!」513Please respect copyright.PENANAfcqeq0i3QF
醫生:「…,咁妳戴啦…」513Please respect copyright.PENANAjUbUJhDHIF
我:「你攞住我袋bra我點戴呀?」513Please respect copyright.PENANAVT7dCV9Nt1
醫生:「嗱…」513Please respect copyright.PENANAjwnyJ8umbZ
我:「戴邊個好呀?」513Please respect copyright.PENANAB1rBveewQE
醫:「無所謂…」513Please respect copyright.PENANADBwtsEk4I3
我入返去試身室戴bra,耳仔貼近門邊聽到佢哋講嘢。513Please respect copyright.PENANAk9U5fBH9fD
店員:「先生,你女朋友好得意喎。」513Please respect copyright.PENANASiL3uzuBqg
醫生:「哈…哈哈,見笑喇。」513Please respect copyright.PENANA60LvLldJra
店員:「睇到你哋真係羨慕死人呀。」513Please respect copyright.PENANAbusMRZjw89
醫生:「唔好意思呀,真係打搞晒妳哋。」513Please respect copyright.PENANACATL7kemG3
店員:「唔好咁講,多啲一齊嚟幫襯啦。」513Please respect copyright.PENANAImWTdMkkRY
著好bra之後我出返去就捉住醫生,離開咗間鋪喇。513Please respect copyright.PENANAFsHZBYWUet
醫生:「妳唔好亂咁講嘢啦,尷尬死我喇。」513Please respect copyright.PENANAYYT3o0Mr4x
我:「邊有喎,人哋都話你同女朋友好開心。」513Please respect copyright.PENANAhvoCJP3tbc
醫生:「咁妳都唔係…」513Please respect copyright.PENANAAI6l32fadY
我:「你當住係先咪得囉。」513Please respect copyright.PENANAJgwAkQlLJf
醫生:「點當呀?」513Please respect copyright.PENANAYgKhFoi9Dj
我:「你拖住我隻手先啦。」513Please respect copyright.PENANAXRZVkHzH3r
醫生:「喂喂,做乜捉到我咁實?」513Please respect copyright.PENANAKxdk6hDOG0
我:「等你可以投入啲嘛。」513Please respect copyright.PENANAVf70ieIyxo
醫生:「妳買完bra,我係咪任務完成可以走喇?」513Please respect copyright.PENANATA3d8lpdII
我:「家陣你好唔想見到我咩?」513Please respect copyright.PENANAWj4uIfjdhO
醫生:「我唔係咁嘅意思,但妳唔返屋企家人會唔會擔心㗎?」513Please respect copyright.PENANAHSs18qCsti
我:「我就嚟十八歲㗎喇,你當我細路女呀!」513Please respect copyright.PENANANUbiltwWxo
醫生:「咁…咁我打電話返屋企話唔返去食飯…」513Please respect copyright.PENANAZLY1PMe1eq
我:「哈哈哈,你先係小朋友囉。」513Please respect copyright.PENANAjitN135qhk
就係咁,我哋一齊喺個商場入面流離浪蕩,順便搵嘢食。513Please respect copyright.PENANABKA90hgxBR
醫生:「芯怡…妳想食乜呀?」513Please respect copyright.PENANAOp26pj5m3E
我:「無乜所謂呀,同你食就得。」513Please respect copyright.PENANAzskdBPAog0
醫生:「呢間鋸扒好唔好?」513Please respect copyright.PENANAUQyMmoURCY
我:「食咁多肉肥膩呀。」513Please respect copyright.PENANAmH24IyhSr4
醫生:「咁前面間壽司呢?」513Please respect copyright.PENANAyfd0wUvj2E
我:「日本嘢排好耐隊㗎,生冷嘢對女仔又無益。」513Please respect copyright.PENANAQG3FDOwPiC
醫生:「咁pizza呢?」513Please respect copyright.PENANAeeYyxHHKRH
我:「熱氣唷,會出暗瘡㗎。」513Please respect copyright.PENANAlzYpuKud6I
醫生:「咁…咁…」513Please respect copyright.PENANA5d5oFIGSJh
我:「咁跟我嚟啦。」513Please respect copyright.PENANAopfvE1Y264
醫生:「妳咁特別嘅,有咁多好嘢唔食帶我嚟食米線…」513Please respect copyright.PENANA9JDgCGhA77
我:「我見你諗得咁辛苦好似要約女仔相睇咁點敢同你去食呀,費事你唔自在啦。」513Please respect copyright.PENANAvEB4dcpq2S
醫生:「對住妳我已經夠唔自在…」513Please respect copyright.PENANASHpLDFrZo1
我:「睇你個樣好似從來未拍過拖咁,平時點會無端端走去食嗰啲餐廳吖,唔好扮嘢啦,而且呢度唔使打對面坐可以親近啲。」513Please respect copyright.PENANAMds8MhR8Wd
醫生:「咁妳拍過好多次拖咩?」513Please respect copyright.PENANAaG4Vff3HxE
我:「我…其實未正式拍過拖…」513Please respect copyright.PENANALVKvSz1quN
醫生:「唓,咁妳都唔會自己去食嗰啲餐廳啦。」513Please respect copyright.PENANAf0L2r9uMYd
我:「唔係喎,有兵帶我去食…」513Please respect copyright.PENANA0phvZO7jc6
醫生:「兵?觀音兵?」513Please respect copyright.PENANA5ZN3YHplMf
我:「嗯。」513Please respect copyright.PENANA1MIJTrmF1U
醫生:「咁即係話…妳以前試過畀男仔搞妳下面,係觀音兵?」513Please respect copyright.PENANAWUdXMZhwra
我:「嗯。」513Please respect copyright.PENANAkCP2LjEPJy
醫生:「佢非禮妳?」513Please respect copyright.PENANAi07tuwlFf1
我:「一半一半掛…」513Please respect copyright.PENANAQTykM2fzS5
醫生:「小心啲保護自己啦,世途險惡呀。」513Please respect copyright.PENANAD6xN3WjHkC
我:「乜唔係所有男人都係咁嘅咩…」513Please respect copyright.PENANA9TENWnevmw
醫生:「至少我唔係…」513Please respect copyright.PENANAKdOV2BgF80
我:「咁我鍾意你咪啱囉。」513Please respect copyright.PENANAoxE9vakXeR
醫生:「…」513Please respect copyright.PENANAk5jeSyITge
我:「你以前讀書一定好叻㗎喇,係咪會有好多女仔鍾意你?」513Please respect copyright.PENANAQnuMo4UFaR
醫生:「無喎。」513Please respect copyright.PENANA39dmHp8KpI
我:「咁都無?」513Please respect copyright.PENANAM7AxMIWQpv
醫生:「我讀男拔㗎…我又唔係outgoing無參加joint school function,邊有呢啲機會。」513Please respect copyright.PENANAtCLVZTpHtQ
我:「咁你個平胸女朋友點識返嚟㗎?」513Please respect copyright.PENANAqsaESjh5pK
醫生:「咪大學同學囉,喺hall度識返嚟…」513Please respect copyright.PENANAcHz31iMqgE
我:「咁你哋點開始㗎?佢又係讀醫㗎?」513Please respect copyright.PENANAr89tU8dxCw
醫生:「妳問咁多做乜呀…」513Please respect copyright.PENANArHLOfHEbix
我:「我想知呀,我想知呀。」513Please respect copyright.PENANAG3uFj3qVXn
醫生:「嗰陣我喺common room溫書,佢喺我附近見到我讀醫,就叫我教佢chem啲嘢,佢讀engine school嘅,就係咁比佢搭上咗。」513Please respect copyright.PENANAXQye04dKgF
我:「你哋相處咗幾耐先一齊呀?」513Please respect copyright.PENANAithemu1bKP
醫生:「佢第二日又走嚟搵我問嘢,咁啱嗰日roomate唔喺度畀佢唔覺意入咗嚟,佢又攞啲drinks入嚟叫我一齊飲,我攰攰哋攤咗喺張床度,唔知點解佢就爬咗上我上面…」513Please respect copyright.PENANAfZHBHPPuoo
我:「咁你就失咗身畀佢?」513Please respect copyright.PENANAIyZLrDRuVz
醫生:「係呀…」513Please respect copyright.PENANAh3jA1wXBnj
我:「oh my god!原來大學真係咁開放,so crazy!」513Please respect copyright.PENANAUSxMBC9na5
醫生:「類似啦,我都唔係好清楚。」513Please respect copyright.PENANAIAnD1nUDMi
我:「點解聽落好似係你畀人呃蝦條咁嘅。」513Please respect copyright.PENANAqpQT6Av15n
醫生:「我唔反對妳咁樣諗嘅。」513Please respect copyright.PENANAHkEZDmiMLM
我:「咁你同佢之後開唔開心呀?」513Please respect copyright.PENANAd7elNQTuhd
醫生:「都重ok嘅,算係可以同個女仔相處下,佢好爽朗,又唔算黐身,唔會係咁使我錢,而且…好主動…」513Please respect copyright.PENANA8g1DoL0MJS
我:「你話喺床上面?」513Please respect copyright.PENANAwvYzavqYBx
醫生:「嗯,重有後樓梯呀,實驗室呀…」513Please respect copyright.PENANAMJ0OKM48w4
我:「咁你哋一齊咗幾耐呀?」513Please respect copyright.PENANApYrgmI9MGe
醫生:「點解妳咁八㗎?」513Please respect copyright.PENANAJ21v2u1t85
我:「鍾意你吖嘛。」513Please respect copyright.PENANAY8tc4tsVHf
醫生:「唔好鍾意我啦。」513Please respect copyright.PENANAhW0lte384F
我:「你繼續講先啦。」513Please respect copyright.PENANArjXuJWos5y
醫生:「一齊咗一年多啲啦。」513Please respect copyright.PENANAKkupVg1bXV
我:「咁點解散嘅?」513Please respect copyright.PENANA060sIPBa1N
醫生:「你應該知道讀醫有幾辛苦㗎,我後期無乜時間理佢,就好似天然結束咗咁。」513Please respect copyright.PENANAJ6kbsFCzrx
我:「咁你掛唔掛住佢呀?」513Please respect copyright.PENANA36zUHlt2LM
醫生:「唔識掛呀,後來我喺啲umate口中聽到,原來佢中學嗰陣已經玩到比人叫做集郵女…」513Please respect copyright.PENANAK0qbz2NE1D
我:「噢…」513Please respect copyright.PENANA7JrLqbT2W4
醫生:「所以提起戀愛我真係有啲驚…喂,妳做乜唔食嚿蘿白呀?」513Please respect copyright.PENANAWjQZqdiufK
我:「唔,呢嚿好多根,好苦呀。」513Please respect copyright.PENANA4fXKaVRekM
醫生:「根即係纖維,苦嘅嘢通常都有益。」跟住佢就夾咗入口。513Please respect copyright.PENANArHtTeqrfwo
我:「啊,你食過我口水尾,以後都要聽我話。」513Please respect copyright.PENANAMoPmRideQY
醫生:「唔鬼理妳。」513Please respect copyright.PENANAQ9qLuykcAJ
食完嘢之後我捉咗佢去商場個平台花園,呢度都幾黑,又無乜人。513Please respect copyright.PENANAy6h7grso63
我:「點呀,有我陪你拍拖,開唔開心呀?」513Please respect copyright.PENANADL64MkX0IY
醫生:「我陪咗妳好耐啦,妳係咪病好返喇,我走得未?」513Please respect copyright.PENANA623SZMuVa3
我:「唔準走呀,你俾我綁架緊㗎。」513Please respect copyright.PENANAatszSx7sGx
醫生:「喺街留到咁夜唔係幾好呀,一陣其他人以為我綁架妳呀。」513Please respect copyright.PENANAkInN9fzyF3
我:「哼,咪扮嘢呀,我同你聽日都係放假㗎。」513Please respect copyright.PENANA1DK4Ac0RPI
醫生:「唔好諗咁多無謂嘢啦,見過我,開心完咪算囉,妳呢個時期應該專心讀書準備出年考試㗎。」513Please respect copyright.PENANA68HoAzWUsL
我:「醫生,你可唔可以答我一個問題?」513Please respect copyright.PENANART4yEmo7DD
醫生:「問囉。」513Please respect copyright.PENANAPVumIR6ZN7
我:「你要發誓唔呃我㗎。」513Please respect copyright.PENANAhmBUg75iFR
醫生:「唔呃…」513Please respect copyright.PENANA3Dxd2wCyCC