於是醫生迫於無奈之下陪咗我去一個大型商場,我哋去到一間內衣鋪嘅前面。423Please respect copyright.PENANAzyLpacdNMf
醫生:「我真係要入去?」423Please respect copyright.PENANA77xVoFReS7
我:「你唔入去點陪我買?」423Please respect copyright.PENANATTYi82T9ad
醫生:「咁麻煩快啲,唔係幾好意思…」423Please respect copyright.PENANALMwsggmSEa
我:「又係你話健康好重要,呢啲嘢點可以求祈㗎,你以前無陪過女朋友買bra嘅咩?」423Please respect copyright.PENANA5HVyNStqJB
醫生:「佢平胸妹…」423Please respect copyright.PENANA0L7pVXIt7X
我:「平胸就唔使戴bra㗎喇咩?」423Please respect copyright.PENANAUDjxfPHNTE
醫生:「唔係…」423Please respect copyright.PENANAAVLQJB34YH
我:「咁咪係囉,入去啦。」然後我就扯住佢一齊入去,一入到去應該全部店員都即刻發覺到我無戴bra,雖然我貼咗乳貼,針織衫又唔會突點,但我諗都係瞞唔過佢哋法眼㗎喇,佢哋嘅眼神都有少少怪。423Please respect copyright.PENANAOePU1BCNZQ
店員:「歡迎光臨,隨便睇吖。」423Please respect copyright.PENANAAijeXawXLZ
我:「唔該…」423Please respect copyright.PENANAqYpmQD1F9A
店員:「係,有乜嘢幫到妳?」423Please respect copyright.PENANAMTAlPq9nkp
我:「佢話我啲bra唔啱size,可唔可以幫我睇下乜嘢size啱我?」423Please respect copyright.PENANA3xn12KVi6U
醫生:「…」423Please respect copyright.PENANAYI7p5dcfY1
店員:「…,呀,咁不如妳入嚟試身室我幫妳度下吖。」而家嘅我真係有啲神經質,希望大家唔好見怪,serve我個店員好落力咁維持住正常嘅面容,但後面嗰兩個已經忍唔住喺度偷笑。423Please respect copyright.PENANAmqcA9HiaxC
入到去試身室,我好爽快就除咗件衫,本身我以前好介意人哋留意或者睇到我嘅身體,無論男女都係,但自從身體檢查之後,我好似有咗鋪癮,覺得畀人睇到自己好刺激,而且我對波咁正,會令我好有成功感。423Please respect copyright.PENANAlowSUGxmuo
店員:「小姐,妳身材好好喎。」423Please respect copyright.PENANACJ8Iu0i95G
我:「係呀,呢排個波又大咗,之前的bra唔啱戴,所以無戴bra過嚟。」423Please respect copyright.PENANABNaKCVp51Y
店員:「咁…呀,咁妳應該走嗰陣可以有bra戴…」423Please respect copyright.PENANAK8TBCH0rfl
我:「嗯,我要揀返幾個靚bra返屋企。」423Please respect copyright.PENANAalioe4teSf
店員:「揀啲男朋友都鍾意嘅款囉。」423Please respect copyright.PENANAQZZYfU3Z0K
我:「嘻嘻,好呀。」423Please respect copyright.PENANAMBKJLRXRy6
好快我就度完出返嚟喇。423Please respect copyright.PENANAKkGJOxpVx4
我:「我而家知道自己要戴乜size喇。」423Please respect copyright.PENANAIEJiGyFCD8
醫生:「好啦好啦,咁快啲揀啦。」423Please respect copyright.PENANAwEfoB2Pr6p
我:「頭先店員幫我度嗰陣,我又諗起你…」423Please respect copyright.PENANAqG2SYq9nwY
醫生:「得喇得喇,妳唔使同我講…」423Please respect copyright.PENANAICXLlKw8JW
我:「但我而家好似無乜錢…」423Please respect copyright.PENANArUU60HT1da
醫生:「無問題啦…我畀啦…」423Please respect copyright.PENANApFtqm1pBhq
我揀咗幾個款然後走咗入去試身室戴,噢,太爽喇,好耐都無戴過啲啱size嘅bra喇,我望住塊鏡,都真係好鬼正吖,點解醫生要唔理我喎,諗諗下我攞咗部手機出嚟,發現到呀醫生都係用呢個號碼嚟WhatsApp,於是我試晒幾個bra自拍咗幾幅相send畀佢。423Please respect copyright.PENANA6YbOK8PphX
醫生:“…”423Please respect copyright.PENANAMFG9IbeEmw
我:“邊款靚啲呀?”423Please respect copyright.PENANAfek6VDSBr8
醫生:“妳鍾意咪得,最緊要啱戴。”423Please respect copyright.PENANAqG4NlfU0Ha
我:“咁你又鍾意邊款呀?”423Please respect copyright.PENANAXE47OhoU6k
醫生:“唔使畀啲bra我睇,我無乜美學慨念。”423Please respect copyright.PENANAVvpkVlEVhD
我:“咁唔畀bra你睇囉,係咪咁樣靚啲?”423Please respect copyright.PENANA2LYtimKZqH
我即刻除咗個bra,掹埋粒乳貼走,然後又自拍咗一幅send畀佢。423Please respect copyright.PENANAxy60v4ibYx
醫生:“…”423Please respect copyright.PENANAVlBBtImcii
試完之後我出返去,佢好似個石像咁企咗喺度。423Please respect copyright.PENANARHR7uWhiLm
店員:「請問呢幾款胸圍啱唔啱妳心水呢?」423Please respect copyright.PENANAvW8QmBaC3E
我:「唔該…我想問下,果邊清貨一百蚊個嗰啲有無我size㗎?」423Please respect copyright.PENANAxpo2Aj5sG9
店員:「有就應該有,但唔係每個款都有,要搵搵先知。」423Please respect copyright.PENANAQJhA2ezYNZ
我:「咁妳可唔可以揀三個嗰啲唔同款嘅畀我,啱size就得。」423Please respect copyright.PENANAz2FS9qfsxX
店員:「咁妳想要乜類型嘅款?」423Please respect copyright.PENANAXPXz4bz1ip
我:「無所謂呀。」423Please respect copyright.PENANAPgAS37uSWr
店員:「完全…無所謂?」423Please respect copyright.PENANAf2bxwaJMJj
我:「係呀,佢話無所謂。」我指一指醫生。423Please respect copyright.PENANAItVTv5EoBL
醫生:「…」423Please respect copyright.PENANAvsnNHO6eeD
店員:「好…好嘅,咁我去睇下邊個款有妳size。」423Please respect copyright.PENANAWo2Px1zFPk
後面兩個店員又喺度偷笑,間鋪剩係得我哋兩個客,應該頭先我send啲自拍畀佢睇佢哋都知道。423Please respect copyright.PENANAinGIGSQ4x2
店員好快就搵咗三款bra畀我,可能佢安全起見都係揀啲比較淺色嘅,我睇完話ok之後醫生就雞咁腳走去埋單,攞咗張卡出嚟咔嚓。423Please respect copyright.PENANAMuy0bpt6rb
醫生:「好喇,買完喇,行啦。」423Please respect copyright.PENANAW1KFEVgpOO
我:「喂呀,未走得住呀。」423Please respect copyright.PENANACytq8LWFpI
醫生:「吓,點解?」423Please respect copyright.PENANAhZRjRvgk46
我:「我要戴返個bra先呀!」423Please respect copyright.PENANAV4LYYeVoNH
醫生:「…,咁妳戴啦…」423Please respect copyright.PENANAFhpwKlsGml
我:「你攞住我袋bra我點戴呀?」423Please respect copyright.PENANAKhTNHbeiKn
醫生:「嗱…」423Please respect copyright.PENANAgpTb6Z7AOe
我:「戴邊個好呀?」423Please respect copyright.PENANAYTas2H1jsS
醫:「無所謂…」423Please respect copyright.PENANAvv76Cl3U5G
我入返去試身室戴bra,耳仔貼近門邊聽到佢哋講嘢。423Please respect copyright.PENANAN6yHu4HRM2
店員:「先生,你女朋友好得意喎。」423Please respect copyright.PENANA8hEKUyYmq0
醫生:「哈…哈哈,見笑喇。」423Please respect copyright.PENANAWm4Idea3o0
店員:「睇到你哋真係羨慕死人呀。」423Please respect copyright.PENANAAbNRApCNY2
醫生:「唔好意思呀,真係打搞晒妳哋。」423Please respect copyright.PENANAHMM8PALTtN
店員:「唔好咁講,多啲一齊嚟幫襯啦。」423Please respect copyright.PENANAylavUpP6OB
著好bra之後我出返去就捉住醫生,離開咗間鋪喇。423Please respect copyright.PENANAkturm8cshj
醫生:「妳唔好亂咁講嘢啦,尷尬死我喇。」423Please respect copyright.PENANAAsHtvx1XsC
我:「邊有喎,人哋都話你同女朋友好開心。」423Please respect copyright.PENANA4uNhhiZ4i9
醫生:「咁妳都唔係…」423Please respect copyright.PENANAaRKk01f8Nh
我:「你當住係先咪得囉。」423Please respect copyright.PENANArokNPVq483
醫生:「點當呀?」423Please respect copyright.PENANAfyRk3Ut947
我:「你拖住我隻手先啦。」423Please respect copyright.PENANAN0koQTvEmO
醫生:「喂喂,做乜捉到我咁實?」423Please respect copyright.PENANAU0MhmFWYQd
我:「等你可以投入啲嘛。」423Please respect copyright.PENANAt2HhL7od3f
醫生:「妳買完bra,我係咪任務完成可以走喇?」423Please respect copyright.PENANAJCry7wUnTi
我:「家陣你好唔想見到我咩?」423Please respect copyright.PENANAZFXBssmPre
醫生:「我唔係咁嘅意思,但妳唔返屋企家人會唔會擔心㗎?」423Please respect copyright.PENANAD9SE9nlk7B
我:「我就嚟十八歲㗎喇,你當我細路女呀!」423Please respect copyright.PENANA1XrWhcDzwC
醫生:「咁…咁我打電話返屋企話唔返去食飯…」423Please respect copyright.PENANAtxoKkMcp6q
我:「哈哈哈,你先係小朋友囉。」423Please respect copyright.PENANAj1PYCGgE8z
就係咁,我哋一齊喺個商場入面流離浪蕩,順便搵嘢食。423Please respect copyright.PENANA7fIdliF7Ee
醫生:「芯怡…妳想食乜呀?」423Please respect copyright.PENANAP8nH1IWA2o
我:「無乜所謂呀,同你食就得。」423Please respect copyright.PENANAnNHdMgA9D3
醫生:「呢間鋸扒好唔好?」423Please respect copyright.PENANAqaIeytx9rq
我:「食咁多肉肥膩呀。」423Please respect copyright.PENANAuzrGJLLEx9
醫生:「咁前面間壽司呢?」423Please respect copyright.PENANAs6vVoAbHWk
我:「日本嘢排好耐隊㗎,生冷嘢對女仔又無益。」423Please respect copyright.PENANA8M83YRxA3x
醫生:「咁pizza呢?」423Please respect copyright.PENANA5AIXUdNoFo
我:「熱氣唷,會出暗瘡㗎。」423Please respect copyright.PENANAJoF583Q311
醫生:「咁…咁…」423Please respect copyright.PENANALoRhVLrFtF
我:「咁跟我嚟啦。」423Please respect copyright.PENANAmf7WE2rqAm
醫生:「妳咁特別嘅,有咁多好嘢唔食帶我嚟食米線…」423Please respect copyright.PENANAwI9wFHPmMy
我:「我見你諗得咁辛苦好似要約女仔相睇咁點敢同你去食呀,費事你唔自在啦。」423Please respect copyright.PENANAprJZWJFEkL
醫生:「對住妳我已經夠唔自在…」423Please respect copyright.PENANAaPdrRC30If
我:「睇你個樣好似從來未拍過拖咁,平時點會無端端走去食嗰啲餐廳吖,唔好扮嘢啦,而且呢度唔使打對面坐可以親近啲。」423Please respect copyright.PENANA4cxjX2J6F9
醫生:「咁妳拍過好多次拖咩?」423Please respect copyright.PENANAR7JEisaAZ2
我:「我…其實未正式拍過拖…」423Please respect copyright.PENANAPG5bcklO3C
醫生:「唓,咁妳都唔會自己去食嗰啲餐廳啦。」423Please respect copyright.PENANAmsv6k4JONU
我:「唔係喎,有兵帶我去食…」423Please respect copyright.PENANAJ4QfWJxwJC
醫生:「兵?觀音兵?」423Please respect copyright.PENANAOHISEqL9Ts
我:「嗯。」423Please respect copyright.PENANAtHePuvxGzM
醫生:「咁即係話…妳以前試過畀男仔搞妳下面,係觀音兵?」423Please respect copyright.PENANAYfA3wOHoYV
我:「嗯。」423Please respect copyright.PENANAVfDGBtPFjS
醫生:「佢非禮妳?」423Please respect copyright.PENANARlRY8ul4Zp
我:「一半一半掛…」423Please respect copyright.PENANAd9DitZRX91
醫生:「小心啲保護自己啦,世途險惡呀。」423Please respect copyright.PENANA6xUPLqcCcs
我:「乜唔係所有男人都係咁嘅咩…」423Please respect copyright.PENANA6A6RGxKA4D
醫生:「至少我唔係…」423Please respect copyright.PENANAD9Ar5jn2L0
我:「咁我鍾意你咪啱囉。」423Please respect copyright.PENANAm7PMsXcVDd
醫生:「…」423Please respect copyright.PENANAmiJ1hbPdbL
我:「你以前讀書一定好叻㗎喇,係咪會有好多女仔鍾意你?」423Please respect copyright.PENANAFrrvJlFdsb
醫生:「無喎。」423Please respect copyright.PENANADIJcD7ACbI
我:「咁都無?」423Please respect copyright.PENANAPxDBHSzc6R
醫生:「我讀男拔㗎…我又唔係outgoing無參加joint school function,邊有呢啲機會。」423Please respect copyright.PENANApWfVPRwqQQ
我:「咁你個平胸女朋友點識返嚟㗎?」423Please respect copyright.PENANAQ5ZwVPSXNF
醫生:「咪大學同學囉,喺hall度識返嚟…」423Please respect copyright.PENANAczCsQQDzPZ
我:「咁你哋點開始㗎?佢又係讀醫㗎?」423Please respect copyright.PENANAnQQGzHIaDG
醫生:「妳問咁多做乜呀…」423Please respect copyright.PENANAwwMDoNSlgn
我:「我想知呀,我想知呀。」423Please respect copyright.PENANAGCIEjBczME
醫生:「嗰陣我喺common room溫書,佢喺我附近見到我讀醫,就叫我教佢chem啲嘢,佢讀engine school嘅,就係咁比佢搭上咗。」423Please respect copyright.PENANAhDxgvDhaUr
我:「你哋相處咗幾耐先一齊呀?」423Please respect copyright.PENANAiVkpeiV7Xn
醫生:「佢第二日又走嚟搵我問嘢,咁啱嗰日roomate唔喺度畀佢唔覺意入咗嚟,佢又攞啲drinks入嚟叫我一齊飲,我攰攰哋攤咗喺張床度,唔知點解佢就爬咗上我上面…」423Please respect copyright.PENANA7uXfEHiyXL
我:「咁你就失咗身畀佢?」423Please respect copyright.PENANAXRkMA1HMfT
醫生:「係呀…」423Please respect copyright.PENANAKzfEcIXXov
我:「oh my god!原來大學真係咁開放,so crazy!」423Please respect copyright.PENANAmVpkyOQ4d7
醫生:「類似啦,我都唔係好清楚。」423Please respect copyright.PENANA4NK7MRIBZT
我:「點解聽落好似係你畀人呃蝦條咁嘅。」423Please respect copyright.PENANAlZQ4vwA1gP
醫生:「我唔反對妳咁樣諗嘅。」423Please respect copyright.PENANA0vrh8d3oeb
我:「咁你同佢之後開唔開心呀?」423Please respect copyright.PENANAT3Sz24z8o2
醫生:「都重ok嘅,算係可以同個女仔相處下,佢好爽朗,又唔算黐身,唔會係咁使我錢,而且…好主動…」423Please respect copyright.PENANAKdecQF0YE0
我:「你話喺床上面?」423Please respect copyright.PENANAWxg3M4FT14
醫生:「嗯,重有後樓梯呀,實驗室呀…」423Please respect copyright.PENANAA8uzpDJTpa
我:「咁你哋一齊咗幾耐呀?」423Please respect copyright.PENANAQgNBzdCFpN
醫生:「點解妳咁八㗎?」423Please respect copyright.PENANA8SY2qF5luV
我:「鍾意你吖嘛。」423Please respect copyright.PENANABCNmt0venD
醫生:「唔好鍾意我啦。」423Please respect copyright.PENANABOa8mFQ8aF
我:「你繼續講先啦。」423Please respect copyright.PENANAVzVRNHzCyu
醫生:「一齊咗一年多啲啦。」423Please respect copyright.PENANAwaRAsRthqV
我:「咁點解散嘅?」423Please respect copyright.PENANATfZ4J7EPFX
醫生:「你應該知道讀醫有幾辛苦㗎,我後期無乜時間理佢,就好似天然結束咗咁。」423Please respect copyright.PENANADzbApqIKzH
我:「咁你掛唔掛住佢呀?」423Please respect copyright.PENANAHtVuhIT0OF
醫生:「唔識掛呀,後來我喺啲umate口中聽到,原來佢中學嗰陣已經玩到比人叫做集郵女…」423Please respect copyright.PENANAS64WxGiRgU
我:「噢…」423Please respect copyright.PENANAYIMXx300p4
醫生:「所以提起戀愛我真係有啲驚…喂,妳做乜唔食嚿蘿白呀?」423Please respect copyright.PENANA6vGiJJFPJQ
我:「唔,呢嚿好多根,好苦呀。」423Please respect copyright.PENANAjZBZSEekzr
醫生:「根即係纖維,苦嘅嘢通常都有益。」跟住佢就夾咗入口。423Please respect copyright.PENANAKo5ZywbRvB
我:「啊,你食過我口水尾,以後都要聽我話。」423Please respect copyright.PENANAHqmYiLNZ1H
醫生:「唔鬼理妳。」423Please respect copyright.PENANA4O1KMUaJ70
食完嘢之後我捉咗佢去商場個平台花園,呢度都幾黑,又無乜人。423Please respect copyright.PENANAKd4o24VLwc
我:「點呀,有我陪你拍拖,開唔開心呀?」423Please respect copyright.PENANAmxK5yTTFt5
醫生:「我陪咗妳好耐啦,妳係咪病好返喇,我走得未?」423Please respect copyright.PENANADESzGIADn8
我:「唔準走呀,你俾我綁架緊㗎。」423Please respect copyright.PENANA9XQ8LlBsjn
醫生:「喺街留到咁夜唔係幾好呀,一陣其他人以為我綁架妳呀。」423Please respect copyright.PENANAApVzNdJoCr
我:「哼,咪扮嘢呀,我同你聽日都係放假㗎。」423Please respect copyright.PENANAtydRArtpUK
醫生:「唔好諗咁多無謂嘢啦,見過我,開心完咪算囉,妳呢個時期應該專心讀書準備出年考試㗎。」423Please respect copyright.PENANAy3HxwuHUw4
我:「醫生,你可唔可以答我一個問題?」423Please respect copyright.PENANAYlqAHfMDXB
醫生:「問囉。」423Please respect copyright.PENANAqakHPbVj4k
我:「你要發誓唔呃我㗎。」423Please respect copyright.PENANAajHtjbn9LT
醫生:「唔呃…」423Please respect copyright.PENANA6EhrCqMWDv