於是醫生迫於無奈之下陪咗我去一個大型商場,我哋去到一間內衣鋪嘅前面。443Please respect copyright.PENANAAPyUVpuSqc
醫生:「我真係要入去?」443Please respect copyright.PENANAyVPKHCjZMd
我:「你唔入去點陪我買?」443Please respect copyright.PENANA8uf1zkXEnU
醫生:「咁麻煩快啲,唔係幾好意思…」443Please respect copyright.PENANAkvPCyYEnnU
我:「又係你話健康好重要,呢啲嘢點可以求祈㗎,你以前無陪過女朋友買bra嘅咩?」443Please respect copyright.PENANA6vfz2hzesN
醫生:「佢平胸妹…」443Please respect copyright.PENANABQmvtknsmm
我:「平胸就唔使戴bra㗎喇咩?」443Please respect copyright.PENANAaSvV7Wvlqz
醫生:「唔係…」443Please respect copyright.PENANAutY0bCfweO
我:「咁咪係囉,入去啦。」然後我就扯住佢一齊入去,一入到去應該全部店員都即刻發覺到我無戴bra,雖然我貼咗乳貼,針織衫又唔會突點,但我諗都係瞞唔過佢哋法眼㗎喇,佢哋嘅眼神都有少少怪。443Please respect copyright.PENANAL51wNZ7m58
店員:「歡迎光臨,隨便睇吖。」443Please respect copyright.PENANAHizst1Iu4c
我:「唔該…」443Please respect copyright.PENANAC3bH15bTJZ
店員:「係,有乜嘢幫到妳?」443Please respect copyright.PENANA1uUAa8pVoH
我:「佢話我啲bra唔啱size,可唔可以幫我睇下乜嘢size啱我?」443Please respect copyright.PENANAIf2A5tnBZn
醫生:「…」443Please respect copyright.PENANAchMR2i42mE
店員:「…,呀,咁不如妳入嚟試身室我幫妳度下吖。」而家嘅我真係有啲神經質,希望大家唔好見怪,serve我個店員好落力咁維持住正常嘅面容,但後面嗰兩個已經忍唔住喺度偷笑。443Please respect copyright.PENANAMyfKyIaAAw
入到去試身室,我好爽快就除咗件衫,本身我以前好介意人哋留意或者睇到我嘅身體,無論男女都係,但自從身體檢查之後,我好似有咗鋪癮,覺得畀人睇到自己好刺激,而且我對波咁正,會令我好有成功感。443Please respect copyright.PENANAKelcKgLq4N
店員:「小姐,妳身材好好喎。」443Please respect copyright.PENANAHg13ydvJLg
我:「係呀,呢排個波又大咗,之前的bra唔啱戴,所以無戴bra過嚟。」443Please respect copyright.PENANArHi6ujxhqN
店員:「咁…呀,咁妳應該走嗰陣可以有bra戴…」443Please respect copyright.PENANAUfGuoUkhkx
我:「嗯,我要揀返幾個靚bra返屋企。」443Please respect copyright.PENANAbqgQ98AvpE
店員:「揀啲男朋友都鍾意嘅款囉。」443Please respect copyright.PENANA6Q4hi9Ex8d
我:「嘻嘻,好呀。」443Please respect copyright.PENANAyPewCdUZJg
好快我就度完出返嚟喇。443Please respect copyright.PENANAvLSpEZqcuu
我:「我而家知道自己要戴乜size喇。」443Please respect copyright.PENANAER3lYpuVHG
醫生:「好啦好啦,咁快啲揀啦。」443Please respect copyright.PENANASuzpXlYfWC
我:「頭先店員幫我度嗰陣,我又諗起你…」443Please respect copyright.PENANAHq7jYQkytf
醫生:「得喇得喇,妳唔使同我講…」443Please respect copyright.PENANAOGnREfjhXD
我:「但我而家好似無乜錢…」443Please respect copyright.PENANANI6m9iapYl
醫生:「無問題啦…我畀啦…」443Please respect copyright.PENANAUH0WsUQbZK
我揀咗幾個款然後走咗入去試身室戴,噢,太爽喇,好耐都無戴過啲啱size嘅bra喇,我望住塊鏡,都真係好鬼正吖,點解醫生要唔理我喎,諗諗下我攞咗部手機出嚟,發現到呀醫生都係用呢個號碼嚟WhatsApp,於是我試晒幾個bra自拍咗幾幅相send畀佢。443Please respect copyright.PENANA3tWmCcSUpp
醫生:“…”443Please respect copyright.PENANAXDZ5iynXpZ
我:“邊款靚啲呀?”443Please respect copyright.PENANAhPkaNkNZ4z
醫生:“妳鍾意咪得,最緊要啱戴。”443Please respect copyright.PENANAwPYwDZeX1F
我:“咁你又鍾意邊款呀?”443Please respect copyright.PENANAVUIlJMbBvy
醫生:“唔使畀啲bra我睇,我無乜美學慨念。”443Please respect copyright.PENANATelIUGSBvP
我:“咁唔畀bra你睇囉,係咪咁樣靚啲?”443Please respect copyright.PENANAhxJbOTYXw1
我即刻除咗個bra,掹埋粒乳貼走,然後又自拍咗一幅send畀佢。443Please respect copyright.PENANA8auKAIooo9
醫生:“…”443Please respect copyright.PENANAWC8cmeqs8N
試完之後我出返去,佢好似個石像咁企咗喺度。443Please respect copyright.PENANAGYg2iRjbp4
店員:「請問呢幾款胸圍啱唔啱妳心水呢?」443Please respect copyright.PENANA4gzy2JJFLU
我:「唔該…我想問下,果邊清貨一百蚊個嗰啲有無我size㗎?」443Please respect copyright.PENANAFpH0hmRnNC
店員:「有就應該有,但唔係每個款都有,要搵搵先知。」443Please respect copyright.PENANAq4GtIZEAKT
我:「咁妳可唔可以揀三個嗰啲唔同款嘅畀我,啱size就得。」443Please respect copyright.PENANAiNXKUwqXNA
店員:「咁妳想要乜類型嘅款?」443Please respect copyright.PENANAYzAsk9muoy
我:「無所謂呀。」443Please respect copyright.PENANATBnO3ydaCS
店員:「完全…無所謂?」443Please respect copyright.PENANAtMxs8mzC4q
我:「係呀,佢話無所謂。」我指一指醫生。443Please respect copyright.PENANAeTqzUtlQ3W
醫生:「…」443Please respect copyright.PENANAujTI1dvwug
店員:「好…好嘅,咁我去睇下邊個款有妳size。」443Please respect copyright.PENANAEDIe2zNq1H
後面兩個店員又喺度偷笑,間鋪剩係得我哋兩個客,應該頭先我send啲自拍畀佢睇佢哋都知道。443Please respect copyright.PENANA3darfxfy2G
店員好快就搵咗三款bra畀我,可能佢安全起見都係揀啲比較淺色嘅,我睇完話ok之後醫生就雞咁腳走去埋單,攞咗張卡出嚟咔嚓。443Please respect copyright.PENANACVlv06bZIU
醫生:「好喇,買完喇,行啦。」443Please respect copyright.PENANAV5CmuVdUZV
我:「喂呀,未走得住呀。」443Please respect copyright.PENANAsnjGDEfV81
醫生:「吓,點解?」443Please respect copyright.PENANARS2p9y8tGn
我:「我要戴返個bra先呀!」443Please respect copyright.PENANAfsRGVP9n8E
醫生:「…,咁妳戴啦…」443Please respect copyright.PENANAUdSfca17Au
我:「你攞住我袋bra我點戴呀?」443Please respect copyright.PENANAkdcXrQSCyO
醫生:「嗱…」443Please respect copyright.PENANAsEDwQ3WwRG
我:「戴邊個好呀?」443Please respect copyright.PENANAzH4iMjmEqw
醫:「無所謂…」443Please respect copyright.PENANASgFzSZgoje
我入返去試身室戴bra,耳仔貼近門邊聽到佢哋講嘢。443Please respect copyright.PENANAVIMFGACHqG
店員:「先生,你女朋友好得意喎。」443Please respect copyright.PENANApGCO45TB3A
醫生:「哈…哈哈,見笑喇。」443Please respect copyright.PENANA8CvhqfVd7A
店員:「睇到你哋真係羨慕死人呀。」443Please respect copyright.PENANAFnViVASIqp
醫生:「唔好意思呀,真係打搞晒妳哋。」443Please respect copyright.PENANAvS0gotkeac
店員:「唔好咁講,多啲一齊嚟幫襯啦。」443Please respect copyright.PENANA4o7O1krQO3
著好bra之後我出返去就捉住醫生,離開咗間鋪喇。443Please respect copyright.PENANARlYFLM6lAJ
醫生:「妳唔好亂咁講嘢啦,尷尬死我喇。」443Please respect copyright.PENANAQCC3PoabqP
我:「邊有喎,人哋都話你同女朋友好開心。」443Please respect copyright.PENANAZPxXDRharS
醫生:「咁妳都唔係…」443Please respect copyright.PENANAZd6f6HcZ6u
我:「你當住係先咪得囉。」443Please respect copyright.PENANAbm1sgdIapl
醫生:「點當呀?」443Please respect copyright.PENANAMjtzd7wLad
我:「你拖住我隻手先啦。」443Please respect copyright.PENANA9M7IQ3XfDP
醫生:「喂喂,做乜捉到我咁實?」443Please respect copyright.PENANAEgx1azyqsR
我:「等你可以投入啲嘛。」443Please respect copyright.PENANAkYAc26DiUq
醫生:「妳買完bra,我係咪任務完成可以走喇?」443Please respect copyright.PENANApTcO0HARNj
我:「家陣你好唔想見到我咩?」443Please respect copyright.PENANAsI3MieOEsA
醫生:「我唔係咁嘅意思,但妳唔返屋企家人會唔會擔心㗎?」443Please respect copyright.PENANAdrSgZAaY7M
我:「我就嚟十八歲㗎喇,你當我細路女呀!」443Please respect copyright.PENANAgPB1R8TljG
醫生:「咁…咁我打電話返屋企話唔返去食飯…」443Please respect copyright.PENANAZHPLsShuLn
我:「哈哈哈,你先係小朋友囉。」443Please respect copyright.PENANAh4QZN1ST4M
就係咁,我哋一齊喺個商場入面流離浪蕩,順便搵嘢食。443Please respect copyright.PENANAycxl5qtz87
醫生:「芯怡…妳想食乜呀?」443Please respect copyright.PENANACKDz5oMduu
我:「無乜所謂呀,同你食就得。」443Please respect copyright.PENANAdFH4c76gQf
醫生:「呢間鋸扒好唔好?」443Please respect copyright.PENANAbBNIonUajX
我:「食咁多肉肥膩呀。」443Please respect copyright.PENANArANlYmC9NQ
醫生:「咁前面間壽司呢?」443Please respect copyright.PENANAEZEtqnMOf1
我:「日本嘢排好耐隊㗎,生冷嘢對女仔又無益。」443Please respect copyright.PENANA4kruRZ0bpj
醫生:「咁pizza呢?」443Please respect copyright.PENANADUmOunm5nn
我:「熱氣唷,會出暗瘡㗎。」443Please respect copyright.PENANAoG1v7nhMal
醫生:「咁…咁…」443Please respect copyright.PENANA3uWIww29O6
我:「咁跟我嚟啦。」443Please respect copyright.PENANAq3hMT2IQ9w
醫生:「妳咁特別嘅,有咁多好嘢唔食帶我嚟食米線…」443Please respect copyright.PENANAKsmsoLI7lv
我:「我見你諗得咁辛苦好似要約女仔相睇咁點敢同你去食呀,費事你唔自在啦。」443Please respect copyright.PENANAsYCzOqog11
醫生:「對住妳我已經夠唔自在…」443Please respect copyright.PENANAAhDZd459y1
我:「睇你個樣好似從來未拍過拖咁,平時點會無端端走去食嗰啲餐廳吖,唔好扮嘢啦,而且呢度唔使打對面坐可以親近啲。」443Please respect copyright.PENANAZvU5UqnTcS
醫生:「咁妳拍過好多次拖咩?」443Please respect copyright.PENANAxBk7hxIw6b
我:「我…其實未正式拍過拖…」443Please respect copyright.PENANA81SZ2jiWKy
醫生:「唓,咁妳都唔會自己去食嗰啲餐廳啦。」443Please respect copyright.PENANASksgpDzb0j
我:「唔係喎,有兵帶我去食…」443Please respect copyright.PENANApl6MzY2rIZ
醫生:「兵?觀音兵?」443Please respect copyright.PENANAiqBvl6vFqi
我:「嗯。」443Please respect copyright.PENANA47OrkPMJFQ
醫生:「咁即係話…妳以前試過畀男仔搞妳下面,係觀音兵?」443Please respect copyright.PENANA3ya7AnLmul
我:「嗯。」443Please respect copyright.PENANAgHaw3Qyf3P
醫生:「佢非禮妳?」443Please respect copyright.PENANAyCGbm8RXd2
我:「一半一半掛…」443Please respect copyright.PENANAKipifmTdRZ
醫生:「小心啲保護自己啦,世途險惡呀。」443Please respect copyright.PENANASCxYSAXlSr
我:「乜唔係所有男人都係咁嘅咩…」443Please respect copyright.PENANAbAGtDqgY5M
醫生:「至少我唔係…」443Please respect copyright.PENANArm2vGY6YQT
我:「咁我鍾意你咪啱囉。」443Please respect copyright.PENANAr6sL4rfCHt
醫生:「…」443Please respect copyright.PENANATwJfIg0ak8
我:「你以前讀書一定好叻㗎喇,係咪會有好多女仔鍾意你?」443Please respect copyright.PENANAkNnCAw2T0y
醫生:「無喎。」443Please respect copyright.PENANAw32KDh8qtw
我:「咁都無?」443Please respect copyright.PENANADbknCoV5lw
醫生:「我讀男拔㗎…我又唔係outgoing無參加joint school function,邊有呢啲機會。」443Please respect copyright.PENANA6fRmDzUL5d
我:「咁你個平胸女朋友點識返嚟㗎?」443Please respect copyright.PENANAhXScxIFrru
醫生:「咪大學同學囉,喺hall度識返嚟…」443Please respect copyright.PENANArQhTvrmkJV
我:「咁你哋點開始㗎?佢又係讀醫㗎?」443Please respect copyright.PENANACJBWVittLs
醫生:「妳問咁多做乜呀…」443Please respect copyright.PENANAVyQrqu1lSV
我:「我想知呀,我想知呀。」443Please respect copyright.PENANA1rspgfvlHw
醫生:「嗰陣我喺common room溫書,佢喺我附近見到我讀醫,就叫我教佢chem啲嘢,佢讀engine school嘅,就係咁比佢搭上咗。」443Please respect copyright.PENANA8Oym5fYfc5
我:「你哋相處咗幾耐先一齊呀?」443Please respect copyright.PENANA2c9rvAM3g9
醫生:「佢第二日又走嚟搵我問嘢,咁啱嗰日roomate唔喺度畀佢唔覺意入咗嚟,佢又攞啲drinks入嚟叫我一齊飲,我攰攰哋攤咗喺張床度,唔知點解佢就爬咗上我上面…」443Please respect copyright.PENANAJiwQBtyOSx
我:「咁你就失咗身畀佢?」443Please respect copyright.PENANAtPXxPU0ZdP
醫生:「係呀…」443Please respect copyright.PENANAYH43naW7TL
我:「oh my god!原來大學真係咁開放,so crazy!」443Please respect copyright.PENANAKC3j377rML
醫生:「類似啦,我都唔係好清楚。」443Please respect copyright.PENANAdUgkg9NU9X
我:「點解聽落好似係你畀人呃蝦條咁嘅。」443Please respect copyright.PENANAi8hUuSdh77
醫生:「我唔反對妳咁樣諗嘅。」443Please respect copyright.PENANAMujLnrTJlt
我:「咁你同佢之後開唔開心呀?」443Please respect copyright.PENANA0WjCPA9b1w
醫生:「都重ok嘅,算係可以同個女仔相處下,佢好爽朗,又唔算黐身,唔會係咁使我錢,而且…好主動…」443Please respect copyright.PENANAqlhEtBh9DB
我:「你話喺床上面?」443Please respect copyright.PENANANSMGcid381
醫生:「嗯,重有後樓梯呀,實驗室呀…」443Please respect copyright.PENANAQuDqueFzEq
我:「咁你哋一齊咗幾耐呀?」443Please respect copyright.PENANAnb5x8NfHD5
醫生:「點解妳咁八㗎?」443Please respect copyright.PENANA1p0AmegT3z
我:「鍾意你吖嘛。」443Please respect copyright.PENANAvgKYVTpbll
醫生:「唔好鍾意我啦。」443Please respect copyright.PENANA67BNMrOraf
我:「你繼續講先啦。」443Please respect copyright.PENANAqMf5lNw1kb
醫生:「一齊咗一年多啲啦。」443Please respect copyright.PENANAEvXKWZPhUL
我:「咁點解散嘅?」443Please respect copyright.PENANA3f1ptTWfEI
醫生:「你應該知道讀醫有幾辛苦㗎,我後期無乜時間理佢,就好似天然結束咗咁。」443Please respect copyright.PENANA804VORw5QX
我:「咁你掛唔掛住佢呀?」443Please respect copyright.PENANABi82WolCyj
醫生:「唔識掛呀,後來我喺啲umate口中聽到,原來佢中學嗰陣已經玩到比人叫做集郵女…」443Please respect copyright.PENANAjsKH0bXbT7
我:「噢…」443Please respect copyright.PENANAUeilcEKMgs
醫生:「所以提起戀愛我真係有啲驚…喂,妳做乜唔食嚿蘿白呀?」443Please respect copyright.PENANAPZlugAYLwd
我:「唔,呢嚿好多根,好苦呀。」443Please respect copyright.PENANAEa6EUEKGb5
醫生:「根即係纖維,苦嘅嘢通常都有益。」跟住佢就夾咗入口。443Please respect copyright.PENANAEs5KN1vtSe
我:「啊,你食過我口水尾,以後都要聽我話。」443Please respect copyright.PENANAeXHMQA4hYd
醫生:「唔鬼理妳。」443Please respect copyright.PENANAX1khAqXVSC
食完嘢之後我捉咗佢去商場個平台花園,呢度都幾黑,又無乜人。443Please respect copyright.PENANAWZKp60c5TV
我:「點呀,有我陪你拍拖,開唔開心呀?」443Please respect copyright.PENANA4nogxc9Qqq
醫生:「我陪咗妳好耐啦,妳係咪病好返喇,我走得未?」443Please respect copyright.PENANA7ZZwtK00Pz
我:「唔準走呀,你俾我綁架緊㗎。」443Please respect copyright.PENANAg2FLuPBMg2
醫生:「喺街留到咁夜唔係幾好呀,一陣其他人以為我綁架妳呀。」443Please respect copyright.PENANAOIDZAsIdz0
我:「哼,咪扮嘢呀,我同你聽日都係放假㗎。」443Please respect copyright.PENANAehIbY0DM2f
醫生:「唔好諗咁多無謂嘢啦,見過我,開心完咪算囉,妳呢個時期應該專心讀書準備出年考試㗎。」443Please respect copyright.PENANAW58vgMMkWS
我:「醫生,你可唔可以答我一個問題?」443Please respect copyright.PENANANkmO0l9wSr
醫生:「問囉。」443Please respect copyright.PENANAYWToXkUySC
我:「你要發誓唔呃我㗎。」443Please respect copyright.PENANARRvrHeIxmM
醫生:「唔呃…」443Please respect copyright.PENANAW9El8fn1XK