於是醫生迫於無奈之下陪咗我去一個大型商場,我哋去到一間內衣鋪嘅前面。494Please respect copyright.PENANAv7PyUrRHZC
醫生:「我真係要入去?」494Please respect copyright.PENANAn9WWP9wFKV
我:「你唔入去點陪我買?」494Please respect copyright.PENANAURVb4RJl7b
醫生:「咁麻煩快啲,唔係幾好意思…」494Please respect copyright.PENANADhTv8mivfG
我:「又係你話健康好重要,呢啲嘢點可以求祈㗎,你以前無陪過女朋友買bra嘅咩?」494Please respect copyright.PENANAKKP15caP3n
醫生:「佢平胸妹…」494Please respect copyright.PENANAcLcPWjW4JS
我:「平胸就唔使戴bra㗎喇咩?」494Please respect copyright.PENANAk1JHcpRZDP
醫生:「唔係…」494Please respect copyright.PENANALwT5l7c8Gw
我:「咁咪係囉,入去啦。」然後我就扯住佢一齊入去,一入到去應該全部店員都即刻發覺到我無戴bra,雖然我貼咗乳貼,針織衫又唔會突點,但我諗都係瞞唔過佢哋法眼㗎喇,佢哋嘅眼神都有少少怪。494Please respect copyright.PENANAzPTwmc4VuV
店員:「歡迎光臨,隨便睇吖。」494Please respect copyright.PENANAdGobOSenw3
我:「唔該…」494Please respect copyright.PENANAOSOdrcPftR
店員:「係,有乜嘢幫到妳?」494Please respect copyright.PENANAoqE4y7TZZU
我:「佢話我啲bra唔啱size,可唔可以幫我睇下乜嘢size啱我?」494Please respect copyright.PENANAwTOlUAKUOP
醫生:「…」494Please respect copyright.PENANAc9C1XWu65p
店員:「…,呀,咁不如妳入嚟試身室我幫妳度下吖。」而家嘅我真係有啲神經質,希望大家唔好見怪,serve我個店員好落力咁維持住正常嘅面容,但後面嗰兩個已經忍唔住喺度偷笑。494Please respect copyright.PENANApcNHaQysv1
入到去試身室,我好爽快就除咗件衫,本身我以前好介意人哋留意或者睇到我嘅身體,無論男女都係,但自從身體檢查之後,我好似有咗鋪癮,覺得畀人睇到自己好刺激,而且我對波咁正,會令我好有成功感。494Please respect copyright.PENANAJQ0OMTdOa2
店員:「小姐,妳身材好好喎。」494Please respect copyright.PENANAIaGhIHKsg2
我:「係呀,呢排個波又大咗,之前的bra唔啱戴,所以無戴bra過嚟。」494Please respect copyright.PENANAoKan21dudE
店員:「咁…呀,咁妳應該走嗰陣可以有bra戴…」494Please respect copyright.PENANAg7lZN8jUz5
我:「嗯,我要揀返幾個靚bra返屋企。」494Please respect copyright.PENANABKAZ1FCNMd
店員:「揀啲男朋友都鍾意嘅款囉。」494Please respect copyright.PENANAyGbqhAaKrT
我:「嘻嘻,好呀。」494Please respect copyright.PENANAzkSq8aAeQP
好快我就度完出返嚟喇。494Please respect copyright.PENANAW3SS4koKxj
我:「我而家知道自己要戴乜size喇。」494Please respect copyright.PENANAe9xMKaWigL
醫生:「好啦好啦,咁快啲揀啦。」494Please respect copyright.PENANAvvNldDBQ3q
我:「頭先店員幫我度嗰陣,我又諗起你…」494Please respect copyright.PENANAHZ7hC6rxKd
醫生:「得喇得喇,妳唔使同我講…」494Please respect copyright.PENANA9QDBmFfDan
我:「但我而家好似無乜錢…」494Please respect copyright.PENANA2qQOgn0AGq
醫生:「無問題啦…我畀啦…」494Please respect copyright.PENANAkdVRPAeaWb
我揀咗幾個款然後走咗入去試身室戴,噢,太爽喇,好耐都無戴過啲啱size嘅bra喇,我望住塊鏡,都真係好鬼正吖,點解醫生要唔理我喎,諗諗下我攞咗部手機出嚟,發現到呀醫生都係用呢個號碼嚟WhatsApp,於是我試晒幾個bra自拍咗幾幅相send畀佢。494Please respect copyright.PENANAjDElJVnEx0
醫生:“…”494Please respect copyright.PENANAKHdI3LP7em
我:“邊款靚啲呀?”494Please respect copyright.PENANAEGatDg6wi7
醫生:“妳鍾意咪得,最緊要啱戴。”494Please respect copyright.PENANArn0DPjV1l7
我:“咁你又鍾意邊款呀?”494Please respect copyright.PENANAkaRf1CiFXA
醫生:“唔使畀啲bra我睇,我無乜美學慨念。”494Please respect copyright.PENANAhKPk5ukin1
我:“咁唔畀bra你睇囉,係咪咁樣靚啲?”494Please respect copyright.PENANAKaB7agfpxt
我即刻除咗個bra,掹埋粒乳貼走,然後又自拍咗一幅send畀佢。494Please respect copyright.PENANARaluRuGqpX
醫生:“…”494Please respect copyright.PENANAunmqHxDmlc
試完之後我出返去,佢好似個石像咁企咗喺度。494Please respect copyright.PENANAN5sYYeJjTp
店員:「請問呢幾款胸圍啱唔啱妳心水呢?」494Please respect copyright.PENANADFHHh1XcCA
我:「唔該…我想問下,果邊清貨一百蚊個嗰啲有無我size㗎?」494Please respect copyright.PENANAfWzesz3NeH
店員:「有就應該有,但唔係每個款都有,要搵搵先知。」494Please respect copyright.PENANA0oQKL0crpL
我:「咁妳可唔可以揀三個嗰啲唔同款嘅畀我,啱size就得。」494Please respect copyright.PENANAoyk0jE8Pms
店員:「咁妳想要乜類型嘅款?」494Please respect copyright.PENANAZEP4PrBLcu
我:「無所謂呀。」494Please respect copyright.PENANAz111i46HoM
店員:「完全…無所謂?」494Please respect copyright.PENANAS2a3b45jOu
我:「係呀,佢話無所謂。」我指一指醫生。494Please respect copyright.PENANAdzQVjlS5hT
醫生:「…」494Please respect copyright.PENANAYhBHrJowqY
店員:「好…好嘅,咁我去睇下邊個款有妳size。」494Please respect copyright.PENANATwnH7P9ZRt
後面兩個店員又喺度偷笑,間鋪剩係得我哋兩個客,應該頭先我send啲自拍畀佢睇佢哋都知道。494Please respect copyright.PENANAYD12Xzx7WX
店員好快就搵咗三款bra畀我,可能佢安全起見都係揀啲比較淺色嘅,我睇完話ok之後醫生就雞咁腳走去埋單,攞咗張卡出嚟咔嚓。494Please respect copyright.PENANAMVlqR5JmWv
醫生:「好喇,買完喇,行啦。」494Please respect copyright.PENANAFA2R2OlJ36
我:「喂呀,未走得住呀。」494Please respect copyright.PENANARAY2IwDEg3
醫生:「吓,點解?」494Please respect copyright.PENANALUGuy5iOm2
我:「我要戴返個bra先呀!」494Please respect copyright.PENANAwAP9nmveOJ
醫生:「…,咁妳戴啦…」494Please respect copyright.PENANACkealb5jhd
我:「你攞住我袋bra我點戴呀?」494Please respect copyright.PENANACik7zreuYi
醫生:「嗱…」494Please respect copyright.PENANAcIZXORsfah
我:「戴邊個好呀?」494Please respect copyright.PENANAu0dWaGjo89
醫:「無所謂…」494Please respect copyright.PENANAHYWdSloDl6
我入返去試身室戴bra,耳仔貼近門邊聽到佢哋講嘢。494Please respect copyright.PENANA3J1TJYQwb7
店員:「先生,你女朋友好得意喎。」494Please respect copyright.PENANA0IZi7Dk0le
醫生:「哈…哈哈,見笑喇。」494Please respect copyright.PENANAtC0wPp0Me0
店員:「睇到你哋真係羨慕死人呀。」494Please respect copyright.PENANAc6sAUoAyiC
醫生:「唔好意思呀,真係打搞晒妳哋。」494Please respect copyright.PENANAzSTFiNTbPO
店員:「唔好咁講,多啲一齊嚟幫襯啦。」494Please respect copyright.PENANAst746oYo1h
著好bra之後我出返去就捉住醫生,離開咗間鋪喇。494Please respect copyright.PENANApF94dUhLD2
醫生:「妳唔好亂咁講嘢啦,尷尬死我喇。」494Please respect copyright.PENANAwsmuzsV4wT
我:「邊有喎,人哋都話你同女朋友好開心。」494Please respect copyright.PENANA6Quq6QIqGD
醫生:「咁妳都唔係…」494Please respect copyright.PENANAWgNcBxHjr2
我:「你當住係先咪得囉。」494Please respect copyright.PENANA6OJ4frfy0C
醫生:「點當呀?」494Please respect copyright.PENANA4h6tSBHCJv
我:「你拖住我隻手先啦。」494Please respect copyright.PENANAOr8VcsIm1X
醫生:「喂喂,做乜捉到我咁實?」494Please respect copyright.PENANAGqE5eLxRgA
我:「等你可以投入啲嘛。」494Please respect copyright.PENANAOftWf9JpE4
醫生:「妳買完bra,我係咪任務完成可以走喇?」494Please respect copyright.PENANAvjmTt2Lyr9
我:「家陣你好唔想見到我咩?」494Please respect copyright.PENANACRrAXp3WE7
醫生:「我唔係咁嘅意思,但妳唔返屋企家人會唔會擔心㗎?」494Please respect copyright.PENANA30CYhbhyv0
我:「我就嚟十八歲㗎喇,你當我細路女呀!」494Please respect copyright.PENANA4FkUxoUe42
醫生:「咁…咁我打電話返屋企話唔返去食飯…」494Please respect copyright.PENANA6EUXkvpFJW
我:「哈哈哈,你先係小朋友囉。」494Please respect copyright.PENANAPWRk4iRoz1
就係咁,我哋一齊喺個商場入面流離浪蕩,順便搵嘢食。494Please respect copyright.PENANAleVGmyQtUb
醫生:「芯怡…妳想食乜呀?」494Please respect copyright.PENANAyhAgAjGNeU
我:「無乜所謂呀,同你食就得。」494Please respect copyright.PENANAXHnetojI4R
醫生:「呢間鋸扒好唔好?」494Please respect copyright.PENANAjkMfeZ9JDD
我:「食咁多肉肥膩呀。」494Please respect copyright.PENANAys3DMWslC7
醫生:「咁前面間壽司呢?」494Please respect copyright.PENANAvdZEiHBSG0
我:「日本嘢排好耐隊㗎,生冷嘢對女仔又無益。」494Please respect copyright.PENANAjZF6wGFUGG
醫生:「咁pizza呢?」494Please respect copyright.PENANACwh1jUbyHL
我:「熱氣唷,會出暗瘡㗎。」494Please respect copyright.PENANAeFgODAJDRY
醫生:「咁…咁…」494Please respect copyright.PENANAsia3UJ0rhH
我:「咁跟我嚟啦。」494Please respect copyright.PENANAdCtMAsXxiB
醫生:「妳咁特別嘅,有咁多好嘢唔食帶我嚟食米線…」494Please respect copyright.PENANAvST27mpqHu
我:「我見你諗得咁辛苦好似要約女仔相睇咁點敢同你去食呀,費事你唔自在啦。」494Please respect copyright.PENANASk9ZP9cBHW
醫生:「對住妳我已經夠唔自在…」494Please respect copyright.PENANAjYBjlggZoR
我:「睇你個樣好似從來未拍過拖咁,平時點會無端端走去食嗰啲餐廳吖,唔好扮嘢啦,而且呢度唔使打對面坐可以親近啲。」494Please respect copyright.PENANAetfaPM2nMv
醫生:「咁妳拍過好多次拖咩?」494Please respect copyright.PENANAQARxzayvcZ
我:「我…其實未正式拍過拖…」494Please respect copyright.PENANAtsjB7Bpjc0
醫生:「唓,咁妳都唔會自己去食嗰啲餐廳啦。」494Please respect copyright.PENANA3lq4TM2i31
我:「唔係喎,有兵帶我去食…」494Please respect copyright.PENANA4YsgaoonPJ
醫生:「兵?觀音兵?」494Please respect copyright.PENANAJsIqIfZX5H
我:「嗯。」494Please respect copyright.PENANAMe44VdGX6y
醫生:「咁即係話…妳以前試過畀男仔搞妳下面,係觀音兵?」494Please respect copyright.PENANAtekEZ0hyck
我:「嗯。」494Please respect copyright.PENANAuMz5R2SWLb
醫生:「佢非禮妳?」494Please respect copyright.PENANASd9vMsjkE1
我:「一半一半掛…」494Please respect copyright.PENANAm5KnRPNoqZ
醫生:「小心啲保護自己啦,世途險惡呀。」494Please respect copyright.PENANAiyZF7BZ0D4
我:「乜唔係所有男人都係咁嘅咩…」494Please respect copyright.PENANAVY3fbTK2zw
醫生:「至少我唔係…」494Please respect copyright.PENANAaJ3QROSbUY
我:「咁我鍾意你咪啱囉。」494Please respect copyright.PENANAH9js21ATDL
醫生:「…」494Please respect copyright.PENANALRLWguhBz3
我:「你以前讀書一定好叻㗎喇,係咪會有好多女仔鍾意你?」494Please respect copyright.PENANAh7xGNFekt0
醫生:「無喎。」494Please respect copyright.PENANAWXB4mvad1k
我:「咁都無?」494Please respect copyright.PENANAIPnPzd5AUv
醫生:「我讀男拔㗎…我又唔係outgoing無參加joint school function,邊有呢啲機會。」494Please respect copyright.PENANAz6AcXDEklf
我:「咁你個平胸女朋友點識返嚟㗎?」494Please respect copyright.PENANAY9kwrGXpqU
醫生:「咪大學同學囉,喺hall度識返嚟…」494Please respect copyright.PENANAVOQTFWLurr
我:「咁你哋點開始㗎?佢又係讀醫㗎?」494Please respect copyright.PENANA0GVITgjTGJ
醫生:「妳問咁多做乜呀…」494Please respect copyright.PENANAuW9ZRthMJc
我:「我想知呀,我想知呀。」494Please respect copyright.PENANA7UHUvpS9Uw
醫生:「嗰陣我喺common room溫書,佢喺我附近見到我讀醫,就叫我教佢chem啲嘢,佢讀engine school嘅,就係咁比佢搭上咗。」494Please respect copyright.PENANAmwBcd0dqT1
我:「你哋相處咗幾耐先一齊呀?」494Please respect copyright.PENANARB53Jr9FVy
醫生:「佢第二日又走嚟搵我問嘢,咁啱嗰日roomate唔喺度畀佢唔覺意入咗嚟,佢又攞啲drinks入嚟叫我一齊飲,我攰攰哋攤咗喺張床度,唔知點解佢就爬咗上我上面…」494Please respect copyright.PENANAFJWv9EXa51
我:「咁你就失咗身畀佢?」494Please respect copyright.PENANAiIMW3q2OBl
醫生:「係呀…」494Please respect copyright.PENANAkB3BjuFtbO
我:「oh my god!原來大學真係咁開放,so crazy!」494Please respect copyright.PENANACnXd4hn8FI
醫生:「類似啦,我都唔係好清楚。」494Please respect copyright.PENANAGeXwK6IB8D
我:「點解聽落好似係你畀人呃蝦條咁嘅。」494Please respect copyright.PENANAcF0dTUwkpq
醫生:「我唔反對妳咁樣諗嘅。」494Please respect copyright.PENANAE1RGV6alx6
我:「咁你同佢之後開唔開心呀?」494Please respect copyright.PENANA5DYcwL85iQ
醫生:「都重ok嘅,算係可以同個女仔相處下,佢好爽朗,又唔算黐身,唔會係咁使我錢,而且…好主動…」494Please respect copyright.PENANAjNtWuNd2DM
我:「你話喺床上面?」494Please respect copyright.PENANADryMnmeKFq
醫生:「嗯,重有後樓梯呀,實驗室呀…」494Please respect copyright.PENANAMUGI11WH0q
我:「咁你哋一齊咗幾耐呀?」494Please respect copyright.PENANAG9v1rp2S3B
醫生:「點解妳咁八㗎?」494Please respect copyright.PENANAFECnxon431
我:「鍾意你吖嘛。」494Please respect copyright.PENANAyzcwr37390
醫生:「唔好鍾意我啦。」494Please respect copyright.PENANAQkB27R5aEt
我:「你繼續講先啦。」494Please respect copyright.PENANAVGxTKys3Yd
醫生:「一齊咗一年多啲啦。」494Please respect copyright.PENANAqmVP7KgtZf
我:「咁點解散嘅?」494Please respect copyright.PENANA8SRb9xs6rh
醫生:「你應該知道讀醫有幾辛苦㗎,我後期無乜時間理佢,就好似天然結束咗咁。」494Please respect copyright.PENANAVs4YOMWkoc
我:「咁你掛唔掛住佢呀?」494Please respect copyright.PENANA5PSRsCgQCy
醫生:「唔識掛呀,後來我喺啲umate口中聽到,原來佢中學嗰陣已經玩到比人叫做集郵女…」494Please respect copyright.PENANAQ2hL8zC8OH
我:「噢…」494Please respect copyright.PENANA6FUbUL0vyK
醫生:「所以提起戀愛我真係有啲驚…喂,妳做乜唔食嚿蘿白呀?」494Please respect copyright.PENANAZNLzFAG0O5
我:「唔,呢嚿好多根,好苦呀。」494Please respect copyright.PENANACznuFzP17Y
醫生:「根即係纖維,苦嘅嘢通常都有益。」跟住佢就夾咗入口。494Please respect copyright.PENANAXJKEO9R7s0
我:「啊,你食過我口水尾,以後都要聽我話。」494Please respect copyright.PENANAF3jrEGCD3Q
醫生:「唔鬼理妳。」494Please respect copyright.PENANATxtORvVCz6
食完嘢之後我捉咗佢去商場個平台花園,呢度都幾黑,又無乜人。494Please respect copyright.PENANAfHG17UnIUl
我:「點呀,有我陪你拍拖,開唔開心呀?」494Please respect copyright.PENANAVDakENl8ir
醫生:「我陪咗妳好耐啦,妳係咪病好返喇,我走得未?」494Please respect copyright.PENANAsq3K3qYx8h
我:「唔準走呀,你俾我綁架緊㗎。」494Please respect copyright.PENANAlZg4RyzDUP
醫生:「喺街留到咁夜唔係幾好呀,一陣其他人以為我綁架妳呀。」494Please respect copyright.PENANAP8zty8H9S8
我:「哼,咪扮嘢呀,我同你聽日都係放假㗎。」494Please respect copyright.PENANAqeP3J57gqC
醫生:「唔好諗咁多無謂嘢啦,見過我,開心完咪算囉,妳呢個時期應該專心讀書準備出年考試㗎。」494Please respect copyright.PENANAd613JORU7Z
我:「醫生,你可唔可以答我一個問題?」494Please respect copyright.PENANAUBQ3vpQ7XD
醫生:「問囉。」494Please respect copyright.PENANAdGoUyz37yS
我:「你要發誓唔呃我㗎。」494Please respect copyright.PENANAvtRRtX8F3x
醫生:「唔呃…」494Please respect copyright.PENANAZNYfp2HmeJ