於是醫生迫於無奈之下陪咗我去一個大型商場,我哋去到一間內衣鋪嘅前面。442Please respect copyright.PENANAKiyKSg7bwq
醫生:「我真係要入去?」442Please respect copyright.PENANARzaJABQjPe
我:「你唔入去點陪我買?」442Please respect copyright.PENANArWYMALa1wM
醫生:「咁麻煩快啲,唔係幾好意思…」442Please respect copyright.PENANAsNLPPNC6yK
我:「又係你話健康好重要,呢啲嘢點可以求祈㗎,你以前無陪過女朋友買bra嘅咩?」442Please respect copyright.PENANAo0NZblFu77
醫生:「佢平胸妹…」442Please respect copyright.PENANAJodKh7XKEY
我:「平胸就唔使戴bra㗎喇咩?」442Please respect copyright.PENANAFpjT1lMfa2
醫生:「唔係…」442Please respect copyright.PENANAxIzpT16olm
我:「咁咪係囉,入去啦。」然後我就扯住佢一齊入去,一入到去應該全部店員都即刻發覺到我無戴bra,雖然我貼咗乳貼,針織衫又唔會突點,但我諗都係瞞唔過佢哋法眼㗎喇,佢哋嘅眼神都有少少怪。442Please respect copyright.PENANA9ip7SrsJ8B
店員:「歡迎光臨,隨便睇吖。」442Please respect copyright.PENANAyeLwxekPhE
我:「唔該…」442Please respect copyright.PENANAJ6tgupc1O7
店員:「係,有乜嘢幫到妳?」442Please respect copyright.PENANAAFmq5oMfiI
我:「佢話我啲bra唔啱size,可唔可以幫我睇下乜嘢size啱我?」442Please respect copyright.PENANADdywYncmv9
醫生:「…」442Please respect copyright.PENANAPDLeTZsU3D
店員:「…,呀,咁不如妳入嚟試身室我幫妳度下吖。」而家嘅我真係有啲神經質,希望大家唔好見怪,serve我個店員好落力咁維持住正常嘅面容,但後面嗰兩個已經忍唔住喺度偷笑。442Please respect copyright.PENANA1uOGQWjCot
入到去試身室,我好爽快就除咗件衫,本身我以前好介意人哋留意或者睇到我嘅身體,無論男女都係,但自從身體檢查之後,我好似有咗鋪癮,覺得畀人睇到自己好刺激,而且我對波咁正,會令我好有成功感。442Please respect copyright.PENANA84zVoMVUmq
店員:「小姐,妳身材好好喎。」442Please respect copyright.PENANAAAljSolSc2
我:「係呀,呢排個波又大咗,之前的bra唔啱戴,所以無戴bra過嚟。」442Please respect copyright.PENANAGROgFCLL97
店員:「咁…呀,咁妳應該走嗰陣可以有bra戴…」442Please respect copyright.PENANAyoKVbFSUx3
我:「嗯,我要揀返幾個靚bra返屋企。」442Please respect copyright.PENANAfumSWy2xJJ
店員:「揀啲男朋友都鍾意嘅款囉。」442Please respect copyright.PENANAOmSHbc8ae5
我:「嘻嘻,好呀。」442Please respect copyright.PENANA97cEDiHPWD
好快我就度完出返嚟喇。442Please respect copyright.PENANAuzkmsI77tv
我:「我而家知道自己要戴乜size喇。」442Please respect copyright.PENANAtO0SXkmQRy
醫生:「好啦好啦,咁快啲揀啦。」442Please respect copyright.PENANArnUDn0A2ww
我:「頭先店員幫我度嗰陣,我又諗起你…」442Please respect copyright.PENANAhWuKDQi8Hv
醫生:「得喇得喇,妳唔使同我講…」442Please respect copyright.PENANAh4RE68ICtF
我:「但我而家好似無乜錢…」442Please respect copyright.PENANAdMbrDtsq6P
醫生:「無問題啦…我畀啦…」442Please respect copyright.PENANAOqS5v0Sv9s
我揀咗幾個款然後走咗入去試身室戴,噢,太爽喇,好耐都無戴過啲啱size嘅bra喇,我望住塊鏡,都真係好鬼正吖,點解醫生要唔理我喎,諗諗下我攞咗部手機出嚟,發現到呀醫生都係用呢個號碼嚟WhatsApp,於是我試晒幾個bra自拍咗幾幅相send畀佢。442Please respect copyright.PENANAdEjNceUXAs
醫生:“…”442Please respect copyright.PENANAGZ18VPsKBh
我:“邊款靚啲呀?”442Please respect copyright.PENANAUVBNL52yPx
醫生:“妳鍾意咪得,最緊要啱戴。”442Please respect copyright.PENANASrszXXmx6c
我:“咁你又鍾意邊款呀?”442Please respect copyright.PENANApMDyOtWYWV
醫生:“唔使畀啲bra我睇,我無乜美學慨念。”442Please respect copyright.PENANAYaCiLeyEfm
我:“咁唔畀bra你睇囉,係咪咁樣靚啲?”442Please respect copyright.PENANAkDHuTLITH0
我即刻除咗個bra,掹埋粒乳貼走,然後又自拍咗一幅send畀佢。442Please respect copyright.PENANAy56iuAbcqC
醫生:“…”442Please respect copyright.PENANAhi936bAIMZ
試完之後我出返去,佢好似個石像咁企咗喺度。442Please respect copyright.PENANABopbHTjChI
店員:「請問呢幾款胸圍啱唔啱妳心水呢?」442Please respect copyright.PENANA3EisCbSSf1
我:「唔該…我想問下,果邊清貨一百蚊個嗰啲有無我size㗎?」442Please respect copyright.PENANATJ0bG019DD
店員:「有就應該有,但唔係每個款都有,要搵搵先知。」442Please respect copyright.PENANAxe4GpRxRJ3
我:「咁妳可唔可以揀三個嗰啲唔同款嘅畀我,啱size就得。」442Please respect copyright.PENANAg3agfPRfzE
店員:「咁妳想要乜類型嘅款?」442Please respect copyright.PENANA4JVd8qh5wl
我:「無所謂呀。」442Please respect copyright.PENANApCPDx7i7Ik
店員:「完全…無所謂?」442Please respect copyright.PENANAQmTHKzDbvt
我:「係呀,佢話無所謂。」我指一指醫生。442Please respect copyright.PENANAJBsLzN9Zix
醫生:「…」442Please respect copyright.PENANAwhJt4wUGHN
店員:「好…好嘅,咁我去睇下邊個款有妳size。」442Please respect copyright.PENANAjwJOMtAwFc
後面兩個店員又喺度偷笑,間鋪剩係得我哋兩個客,應該頭先我send啲自拍畀佢睇佢哋都知道。442Please respect copyright.PENANAEP2zrVHzva
店員好快就搵咗三款bra畀我,可能佢安全起見都係揀啲比較淺色嘅,我睇完話ok之後醫生就雞咁腳走去埋單,攞咗張卡出嚟咔嚓。442Please respect copyright.PENANAziJNXbfq8D
醫生:「好喇,買完喇,行啦。」442Please respect copyright.PENANAz8wEV7YxLf
我:「喂呀,未走得住呀。」442Please respect copyright.PENANAUgYh3eS7EN
醫生:「吓,點解?」442Please respect copyright.PENANAKWjwv5jZ7H
我:「我要戴返個bra先呀!」442Please respect copyright.PENANArf3qCgXbv7
醫生:「…,咁妳戴啦…」442Please respect copyright.PENANAKVcOQn0fXO
我:「你攞住我袋bra我點戴呀?」442Please respect copyright.PENANAAtWwL1LGEt
醫生:「嗱…」442Please respect copyright.PENANAKzaXyRthtf
我:「戴邊個好呀?」442Please respect copyright.PENANABvItkyn3ot
醫:「無所謂…」442Please respect copyright.PENANA8mLADcogLm
我入返去試身室戴bra,耳仔貼近門邊聽到佢哋講嘢。442Please respect copyright.PENANA61u6tb3v78
店員:「先生,你女朋友好得意喎。」442Please respect copyright.PENANAzCO7XLLsCo
醫生:「哈…哈哈,見笑喇。」442Please respect copyright.PENANAMxSr52a1LN
店員:「睇到你哋真係羨慕死人呀。」442Please respect copyright.PENANA0McCXTXdSR
醫生:「唔好意思呀,真係打搞晒妳哋。」442Please respect copyright.PENANAOQdYQ5mSl1
店員:「唔好咁講,多啲一齊嚟幫襯啦。」442Please respect copyright.PENANAFmrMDlvQx8
著好bra之後我出返去就捉住醫生,離開咗間鋪喇。442Please respect copyright.PENANApetDCfJD1B
醫生:「妳唔好亂咁講嘢啦,尷尬死我喇。」442Please respect copyright.PENANAna6bscRVja
我:「邊有喎,人哋都話你同女朋友好開心。」442Please respect copyright.PENANAanv2VcD2ve
醫生:「咁妳都唔係…」442Please respect copyright.PENANAv5cx424nsb
我:「你當住係先咪得囉。」442Please respect copyright.PENANATz2vkbmPN6
醫生:「點當呀?」442Please respect copyright.PENANAbAavLpjWbK
我:「你拖住我隻手先啦。」442Please respect copyright.PENANAIYmvjpBV5u
醫生:「喂喂,做乜捉到我咁實?」442Please respect copyright.PENANADMGEHP0MKD
我:「等你可以投入啲嘛。」442Please respect copyright.PENANAb44j9iivk7
醫生:「妳買完bra,我係咪任務完成可以走喇?」442Please respect copyright.PENANAkfI1eTHLXx
我:「家陣你好唔想見到我咩?」442Please respect copyright.PENANAOFywf5KONv
醫生:「我唔係咁嘅意思,但妳唔返屋企家人會唔會擔心㗎?」442Please respect copyright.PENANAe0ABYNwliW
我:「我就嚟十八歲㗎喇,你當我細路女呀!」442Please respect copyright.PENANAgj8meFbn0x
醫生:「咁…咁我打電話返屋企話唔返去食飯…」442Please respect copyright.PENANAZRT3eMuwlX
我:「哈哈哈,你先係小朋友囉。」442Please respect copyright.PENANAr1B2sOERgz
就係咁,我哋一齊喺個商場入面流離浪蕩,順便搵嘢食。442Please respect copyright.PENANASGXVUKdwev
醫生:「芯怡…妳想食乜呀?」442Please respect copyright.PENANA6tJNh1Wlr7
我:「無乜所謂呀,同你食就得。」442Please respect copyright.PENANA9y6ftkeCPL
醫生:「呢間鋸扒好唔好?」442Please respect copyright.PENANAUS8psGf7b1
我:「食咁多肉肥膩呀。」442Please respect copyright.PENANAJX8rLYFzrP
醫生:「咁前面間壽司呢?」442Please respect copyright.PENANAqIm1Jc6WgD
我:「日本嘢排好耐隊㗎,生冷嘢對女仔又無益。」442Please respect copyright.PENANAywqlMiwVJ3
醫生:「咁pizza呢?」442Please respect copyright.PENANA4sLDHC1HqY
我:「熱氣唷,會出暗瘡㗎。」442Please respect copyright.PENANAkKiZkRUoQI
醫生:「咁…咁…」442Please respect copyright.PENANAQsBEpMMIlc
我:「咁跟我嚟啦。」442Please respect copyright.PENANAoq4S29SVUe
醫生:「妳咁特別嘅,有咁多好嘢唔食帶我嚟食米線…」442Please respect copyright.PENANAUUb5uZfvbM
我:「我見你諗得咁辛苦好似要約女仔相睇咁點敢同你去食呀,費事你唔自在啦。」442Please respect copyright.PENANAwelexoTjhI
醫生:「對住妳我已經夠唔自在…」442Please respect copyright.PENANACQHwFZ20Je
我:「睇你個樣好似從來未拍過拖咁,平時點會無端端走去食嗰啲餐廳吖,唔好扮嘢啦,而且呢度唔使打對面坐可以親近啲。」442Please respect copyright.PENANAoh9606O1ja
醫生:「咁妳拍過好多次拖咩?」442Please respect copyright.PENANAWWlIN9Dm7Y
我:「我…其實未正式拍過拖…」442Please respect copyright.PENANAC8qwMTR2T4
醫生:「唓,咁妳都唔會自己去食嗰啲餐廳啦。」442Please respect copyright.PENANAP7YOC4gudF
我:「唔係喎,有兵帶我去食…」442Please respect copyright.PENANAZOYKmaK28K
醫生:「兵?觀音兵?」442Please respect copyright.PENANAvdVxUNd0Dv
我:「嗯。」442Please respect copyright.PENANAYd8tqVuoBE
醫生:「咁即係話…妳以前試過畀男仔搞妳下面,係觀音兵?」442Please respect copyright.PENANAtFX9GQc03x
我:「嗯。」442Please respect copyright.PENANA2QZHPO1Dsu
醫生:「佢非禮妳?」442Please respect copyright.PENANAiYLONGmSWR
我:「一半一半掛…」442Please respect copyright.PENANAH2l5HB8j2m
醫生:「小心啲保護自己啦,世途險惡呀。」442Please respect copyright.PENANAdmdI5I3mVp
我:「乜唔係所有男人都係咁嘅咩…」442Please respect copyright.PENANAttDNS6ahlV
醫生:「至少我唔係…」442Please respect copyright.PENANAw6DRWrt4MH
我:「咁我鍾意你咪啱囉。」442Please respect copyright.PENANAPz8Vz6GRH0
醫生:「…」442Please respect copyright.PENANAA6E73rbQek
我:「你以前讀書一定好叻㗎喇,係咪會有好多女仔鍾意你?」442Please respect copyright.PENANAaZ1OuXld5D
醫生:「無喎。」442Please respect copyright.PENANA0XGCVnA6vE
我:「咁都無?」442Please respect copyright.PENANApJwVQwMlBs
醫生:「我讀男拔㗎…我又唔係outgoing無參加joint school function,邊有呢啲機會。」442Please respect copyright.PENANAKbTnE36qaK
我:「咁你個平胸女朋友點識返嚟㗎?」442Please respect copyright.PENANAduPXFDvEAb
醫生:「咪大學同學囉,喺hall度識返嚟…」442Please respect copyright.PENANAhNCkfEY8aC
我:「咁你哋點開始㗎?佢又係讀醫㗎?」442Please respect copyright.PENANAVAvegU5IV2
醫生:「妳問咁多做乜呀…」442Please respect copyright.PENANA7RMO7ho5VC
我:「我想知呀,我想知呀。」442Please respect copyright.PENANAVaIUlfhRbL
醫生:「嗰陣我喺common room溫書,佢喺我附近見到我讀醫,就叫我教佢chem啲嘢,佢讀engine school嘅,就係咁比佢搭上咗。」442Please respect copyright.PENANApK7RFmr5tD
我:「你哋相處咗幾耐先一齊呀?」442Please respect copyright.PENANAh6Y5reYEff
醫生:「佢第二日又走嚟搵我問嘢,咁啱嗰日roomate唔喺度畀佢唔覺意入咗嚟,佢又攞啲drinks入嚟叫我一齊飲,我攰攰哋攤咗喺張床度,唔知點解佢就爬咗上我上面…」442Please respect copyright.PENANA34xGvwjcNF
我:「咁你就失咗身畀佢?」442Please respect copyright.PENANA1vWmrwayxC
醫生:「係呀…」442Please respect copyright.PENANAFbzqhpcHJM
我:「oh my god!原來大學真係咁開放,so crazy!」442Please respect copyright.PENANA7xtbCktPZg
醫生:「類似啦,我都唔係好清楚。」442Please respect copyright.PENANAlRzSRXWh1I
我:「點解聽落好似係你畀人呃蝦條咁嘅。」442Please respect copyright.PENANAOeNCoLTuwQ
醫生:「我唔反對妳咁樣諗嘅。」442Please respect copyright.PENANALIjq8rUr3c
我:「咁你同佢之後開唔開心呀?」442Please respect copyright.PENANAb0FWOP4MRP
醫生:「都重ok嘅,算係可以同個女仔相處下,佢好爽朗,又唔算黐身,唔會係咁使我錢,而且…好主動…」442Please respect copyright.PENANAGD6lMXFE74
我:「你話喺床上面?」442Please respect copyright.PENANAt5mwQOeDWn
醫生:「嗯,重有後樓梯呀,實驗室呀…」442Please respect copyright.PENANAji650RTqGj
我:「咁你哋一齊咗幾耐呀?」442Please respect copyright.PENANAYU4YHqXWdE
醫生:「點解妳咁八㗎?」442Please respect copyright.PENANAjVsPuAjyuO
我:「鍾意你吖嘛。」442Please respect copyright.PENANAgqqhZcuwHc
醫生:「唔好鍾意我啦。」442Please respect copyright.PENANAO2lA4KUinQ
我:「你繼續講先啦。」442Please respect copyright.PENANA4TPRKwO8zK
醫生:「一齊咗一年多啲啦。」442Please respect copyright.PENANAT7RnUcwwXe
我:「咁點解散嘅?」442Please respect copyright.PENANAmXOAcASnZR
醫生:「你應該知道讀醫有幾辛苦㗎,我後期無乜時間理佢,就好似天然結束咗咁。」442Please respect copyright.PENANAgWJw5AM5NL
我:「咁你掛唔掛住佢呀?」442Please respect copyright.PENANA0m9G3qrkFe
醫生:「唔識掛呀,後來我喺啲umate口中聽到,原來佢中學嗰陣已經玩到比人叫做集郵女…」442Please respect copyright.PENANAVTF3o4AFSO
我:「噢…」442Please respect copyright.PENANAzUC55M4oSC
醫生:「所以提起戀愛我真係有啲驚…喂,妳做乜唔食嚿蘿白呀?」442Please respect copyright.PENANA3Gw52hxkJ7
我:「唔,呢嚿好多根,好苦呀。」442Please respect copyright.PENANAOG3U2vxDhn
醫生:「根即係纖維,苦嘅嘢通常都有益。」跟住佢就夾咗入口。442Please respect copyright.PENANAfG3emaDsPf
我:「啊,你食過我口水尾,以後都要聽我話。」442Please respect copyright.PENANAD1Ck4QzV0e
醫生:「唔鬼理妳。」442Please respect copyright.PENANA6jgOTRNIgM
食完嘢之後我捉咗佢去商場個平台花園,呢度都幾黑,又無乜人。442Please respect copyright.PENANA1DT6AAlv2E
我:「點呀,有我陪你拍拖,開唔開心呀?」442Please respect copyright.PENANAVxwHQZM3uM
醫生:「我陪咗妳好耐啦,妳係咪病好返喇,我走得未?」442Please respect copyright.PENANAUGlcY8vW32
我:「唔準走呀,你俾我綁架緊㗎。」442Please respect copyright.PENANAjdZW1b0Y6D
醫生:「喺街留到咁夜唔係幾好呀,一陣其他人以為我綁架妳呀。」442Please respect copyright.PENANAokL3jeyoFI
我:「哼,咪扮嘢呀,我同你聽日都係放假㗎。」442Please respect copyright.PENANACopugMB5s6
醫生:「唔好諗咁多無謂嘢啦,見過我,開心完咪算囉,妳呢個時期應該專心讀書準備出年考試㗎。」442Please respect copyright.PENANAOJ2IQw84CR
我:「醫生,你可唔可以答我一個問題?」442Please respect copyright.PENANApFBmifqzdX
醫生:「問囉。」442Please respect copyright.PENANAXwpQeRIruk
我:「你要發誓唔呃我㗎。」442Please respect copyright.PENANAqKP8r7USkA
醫生:「唔呃…」442Please respect copyright.PENANAy76lDoUl6a