於是醫生迫於無奈之下陪咗我去一個大型商場,我哋去到一間內衣鋪嘅前面。422Please respect copyright.PENANAXYNqJv1mYc
醫生:「我真係要入去?」422Please respect copyright.PENANACUlAvm2KCb
我:「你唔入去點陪我買?」422Please respect copyright.PENANAADc2eHcSLe
醫生:「咁麻煩快啲,唔係幾好意思…」422Please respect copyright.PENANAq9H4nulnxo
我:「又係你話健康好重要,呢啲嘢點可以求祈㗎,你以前無陪過女朋友買bra嘅咩?」422Please respect copyright.PENANA5kWhHMdjVR
醫生:「佢平胸妹…」422Please respect copyright.PENANAorCOrfHCME
我:「平胸就唔使戴bra㗎喇咩?」422Please respect copyright.PENANAoFwdRyM4z9
醫生:「唔係…」422Please respect copyright.PENANAlYGBQc1PgI
我:「咁咪係囉,入去啦。」然後我就扯住佢一齊入去,一入到去應該全部店員都即刻發覺到我無戴bra,雖然我貼咗乳貼,針織衫又唔會突點,但我諗都係瞞唔過佢哋法眼㗎喇,佢哋嘅眼神都有少少怪。422Please respect copyright.PENANAtMK6L8sBEJ
店員:「歡迎光臨,隨便睇吖。」422Please respect copyright.PENANAM8MYTJzYuC
我:「唔該…」422Please respect copyright.PENANAYbVK6t46Qd
店員:「係,有乜嘢幫到妳?」422Please respect copyright.PENANASVKAyjyKs0
我:「佢話我啲bra唔啱size,可唔可以幫我睇下乜嘢size啱我?」422Please respect copyright.PENANALetnZNTxn3
醫生:「…」422Please respect copyright.PENANAKqjtVCc89g
店員:「…,呀,咁不如妳入嚟試身室我幫妳度下吖。」而家嘅我真係有啲神經質,希望大家唔好見怪,serve我個店員好落力咁維持住正常嘅面容,但後面嗰兩個已經忍唔住喺度偷笑。422Please respect copyright.PENANAHPwMcJu1H2
入到去試身室,我好爽快就除咗件衫,本身我以前好介意人哋留意或者睇到我嘅身體,無論男女都係,但自從身體檢查之後,我好似有咗鋪癮,覺得畀人睇到自己好刺激,而且我對波咁正,會令我好有成功感。422Please respect copyright.PENANAdGd81Xe1Y8
店員:「小姐,妳身材好好喎。」422Please respect copyright.PENANAMjwrw7yy0R
我:「係呀,呢排個波又大咗,之前的bra唔啱戴,所以無戴bra過嚟。」422Please respect copyright.PENANAz1TkzEvZfY
店員:「咁…呀,咁妳應該走嗰陣可以有bra戴…」422Please respect copyright.PENANACGLVjxYjpx
我:「嗯,我要揀返幾個靚bra返屋企。」422Please respect copyright.PENANAw9v89N7EQ4
店員:「揀啲男朋友都鍾意嘅款囉。」422Please respect copyright.PENANA8HFEw2xMsj
我:「嘻嘻,好呀。」422Please respect copyright.PENANAb3kxocGqiV
好快我就度完出返嚟喇。422Please respect copyright.PENANAqB55axRYQg
我:「我而家知道自己要戴乜size喇。」422Please respect copyright.PENANAcPq3efwh19
醫生:「好啦好啦,咁快啲揀啦。」422Please respect copyright.PENANA4NLv2eM3D2
我:「頭先店員幫我度嗰陣,我又諗起你…」422Please respect copyright.PENANAcISkPWicb2
醫生:「得喇得喇,妳唔使同我講…」422Please respect copyright.PENANAiQkrtCT51y
我:「但我而家好似無乜錢…」422Please respect copyright.PENANAOPrOtkRvrP
醫生:「無問題啦…我畀啦…」422Please respect copyright.PENANA0P3fKxzhaF
我揀咗幾個款然後走咗入去試身室戴,噢,太爽喇,好耐都無戴過啲啱size嘅bra喇,我望住塊鏡,都真係好鬼正吖,點解醫生要唔理我喎,諗諗下我攞咗部手機出嚟,發現到呀醫生都係用呢個號碼嚟WhatsApp,於是我試晒幾個bra自拍咗幾幅相send畀佢。422Please respect copyright.PENANAXCoRe2yR6n
醫生:“…”422Please respect copyright.PENANAIFknMLAmgo
我:“邊款靚啲呀?”422Please respect copyright.PENANAhxIqH4lzxG
醫生:“妳鍾意咪得,最緊要啱戴。”422Please respect copyright.PENANAjzN8JwlUpQ
我:“咁你又鍾意邊款呀?”422Please respect copyright.PENANA23kgUoz8gT
醫生:“唔使畀啲bra我睇,我無乜美學慨念。”422Please respect copyright.PENANAL8bWFQHynp
我:“咁唔畀bra你睇囉,係咪咁樣靚啲?”422Please respect copyright.PENANAHDf1agA3V5
我即刻除咗個bra,掹埋粒乳貼走,然後又自拍咗一幅send畀佢。422Please respect copyright.PENANAiqxn1ALEo3
醫生:“…”422Please respect copyright.PENANAyLY2ZvqGrP
試完之後我出返去,佢好似個石像咁企咗喺度。422Please respect copyright.PENANA2qFrotHr2p
店員:「請問呢幾款胸圍啱唔啱妳心水呢?」422Please respect copyright.PENANAp9scvAiJvG
我:「唔該…我想問下,果邊清貨一百蚊個嗰啲有無我size㗎?」422Please respect copyright.PENANA5H57pVWk5Z
店員:「有就應該有,但唔係每個款都有,要搵搵先知。」422Please respect copyright.PENANAeTyqfTQEmC
我:「咁妳可唔可以揀三個嗰啲唔同款嘅畀我,啱size就得。」422Please respect copyright.PENANArkuVqtKDJW
店員:「咁妳想要乜類型嘅款?」422Please respect copyright.PENANAx2Q3fIItFL
我:「無所謂呀。」422Please respect copyright.PENANA2feQuMhSDh
店員:「完全…無所謂?」422Please respect copyright.PENANASuqged43sH
我:「係呀,佢話無所謂。」我指一指醫生。422Please respect copyright.PENANAHq97kpRIHz
醫生:「…」422Please respect copyright.PENANAIwWuSQ1Fu8
店員:「好…好嘅,咁我去睇下邊個款有妳size。」422Please respect copyright.PENANAUh33xgcPic
後面兩個店員又喺度偷笑,間鋪剩係得我哋兩個客,應該頭先我send啲自拍畀佢睇佢哋都知道。422Please respect copyright.PENANAqBoyPpjj1z
店員好快就搵咗三款bra畀我,可能佢安全起見都係揀啲比較淺色嘅,我睇完話ok之後醫生就雞咁腳走去埋單,攞咗張卡出嚟咔嚓。422Please respect copyright.PENANARYe2HJCYfX
醫生:「好喇,買完喇,行啦。」422Please respect copyright.PENANAFKRLqnGpme
我:「喂呀,未走得住呀。」422Please respect copyright.PENANA5rM6mBskZh
醫生:「吓,點解?」422Please respect copyright.PENANAwxobr80T22
我:「我要戴返個bra先呀!」422Please respect copyright.PENANAEkbIsVUHaU
醫生:「…,咁妳戴啦…」422Please respect copyright.PENANALRF5O4JPzB
我:「你攞住我袋bra我點戴呀?」422Please respect copyright.PENANA21Z4ZrZ7wD
醫生:「嗱…」422Please respect copyright.PENANAMulNIYxPXU
我:「戴邊個好呀?」422Please respect copyright.PENANA9mqBwHuvdg
醫:「無所謂…」422Please respect copyright.PENANAtPmbtGTuVB
我入返去試身室戴bra,耳仔貼近門邊聽到佢哋講嘢。422Please respect copyright.PENANAua6I38JdPW
店員:「先生,你女朋友好得意喎。」422Please respect copyright.PENANA72k7U7R1Jd
醫生:「哈…哈哈,見笑喇。」422Please respect copyright.PENANAXbDHJT59HW
店員:「睇到你哋真係羨慕死人呀。」422Please respect copyright.PENANAxiH3rmXg60
醫生:「唔好意思呀,真係打搞晒妳哋。」422Please respect copyright.PENANAP2O7dKIX3q
店員:「唔好咁講,多啲一齊嚟幫襯啦。」422Please respect copyright.PENANA3ZtHPMkESd
著好bra之後我出返去就捉住醫生,離開咗間鋪喇。422Please respect copyright.PENANAf6X6C0C5AV
醫生:「妳唔好亂咁講嘢啦,尷尬死我喇。」422Please respect copyright.PENANAEV3tfAcuwH
我:「邊有喎,人哋都話你同女朋友好開心。」422Please respect copyright.PENANAeJwUeXacqg
醫生:「咁妳都唔係…」422Please respect copyright.PENANAfMJsWuzx6x
我:「你當住係先咪得囉。」422Please respect copyright.PENANA8AWplbOE9s
醫生:「點當呀?」422Please respect copyright.PENANAKszWkI6u6M
我:「你拖住我隻手先啦。」422Please respect copyright.PENANARy1OrjsMyH
醫生:「喂喂,做乜捉到我咁實?」422Please respect copyright.PENANAKPDbsVCut0
我:「等你可以投入啲嘛。」422Please respect copyright.PENANALNTLPSfupS
醫生:「妳買完bra,我係咪任務完成可以走喇?」422Please respect copyright.PENANAjxtCG0rC10
我:「家陣你好唔想見到我咩?」422Please respect copyright.PENANAXSLXzxhbLM
醫生:「我唔係咁嘅意思,但妳唔返屋企家人會唔會擔心㗎?」422Please respect copyright.PENANAh5EJ1gmNIi
我:「我就嚟十八歲㗎喇,你當我細路女呀!」422Please respect copyright.PENANAXXRid8vnHX
醫生:「咁…咁我打電話返屋企話唔返去食飯…」422Please respect copyright.PENANAUH4XrRt02f
我:「哈哈哈,你先係小朋友囉。」422Please respect copyright.PENANAQNpMB1STSF
就係咁,我哋一齊喺個商場入面流離浪蕩,順便搵嘢食。422Please respect copyright.PENANAfGynu2Wm9i
醫生:「芯怡…妳想食乜呀?」422Please respect copyright.PENANArL0cROlLXV
我:「無乜所謂呀,同你食就得。」422Please respect copyright.PENANAOQzXYVjZg7
醫生:「呢間鋸扒好唔好?」422Please respect copyright.PENANAkrhA9K2JBc
我:「食咁多肉肥膩呀。」422Please respect copyright.PENANAdbUXpeOmxo
醫生:「咁前面間壽司呢?」422Please respect copyright.PENANAGCnwZT8gF3
我:「日本嘢排好耐隊㗎,生冷嘢對女仔又無益。」422Please respect copyright.PENANAJaaasp6qEx
醫生:「咁pizza呢?」422Please respect copyright.PENANAsuXPBJMse4
我:「熱氣唷,會出暗瘡㗎。」422Please respect copyright.PENANAfMJ89HSsky
醫生:「咁…咁…」422Please respect copyright.PENANAVsd2wlxcj3
我:「咁跟我嚟啦。」422Please respect copyright.PENANA3pAcwpZlLw
醫生:「妳咁特別嘅,有咁多好嘢唔食帶我嚟食米線…」422Please respect copyright.PENANADr0m1e5Okw
我:「我見你諗得咁辛苦好似要約女仔相睇咁點敢同你去食呀,費事你唔自在啦。」422Please respect copyright.PENANA1rejjfld1a
醫生:「對住妳我已經夠唔自在…」422Please respect copyright.PENANAv8ggLYkrIA
我:「睇你個樣好似從來未拍過拖咁,平時點會無端端走去食嗰啲餐廳吖,唔好扮嘢啦,而且呢度唔使打對面坐可以親近啲。」422Please respect copyright.PENANAxEqzLNkWaU
醫生:「咁妳拍過好多次拖咩?」422Please respect copyright.PENANAMoUmUxVAk2
我:「我…其實未正式拍過拖…」422Please respect copyright.PENANAC9cV4Rcolq
醫生:「唓,咁妳都唔會自己去食嗰啲餐廳啦。」422Please respect copyright.PENANAtuQuI7dK4L
我:「唔係喎,有兵帶我去食…」422Please respect copyright.PENANAMAAX5I5Cbm
醫生:「兵?觀音兵?」422Please respect copyright.PENANAcpeCZnd02q
我:「嗯。」422Please respect copyright.PENANAAp3TG8pk7Z
醫生:「咁即係話…妳以前試過畀男仔搞妳下面,係觀音兵?」422Please respect copyright.PENANASvVDD7psbx
我:「嗯。」422Please respect copyright.PENANArGQ34gmLnd
醫生:「佢非禮妳?」422Please respect copyright.PENANAY6q36erAw4
我:「一半一半掛…」422Please respect copyright.PENANAcpcDFNDOHt
醫生:「小心啲保護自己啦,世途險惡呀。」422Please respect copyright.PENANAfE3HkbSWca
我:「乜唔係所有男人都係咁嘅咩…」422Please respect copyright.PENANA32tTv5icNv
醫生:「至少我唔係…」422Please respect copyright.PENANAzP2bArPI2j
我:「咁我鍾意你咪啱囉。」422Please respect copyright.PENANAdYwBxH8omT
醫生:「…」422Please respect copyright.PENANAcA8ScMvN0m
我:「你以前讀書一定好叻㗎喇,係咪會有好多女仔鍾意你?」422Please respect copyright.PENANAN8k339eqz5
醫生:「無喎。」422Please respect copyright.PENANAjcB0N4Ksao
我:「咁都無?」422Please respect copyright.PENANAV50N8HwLHR
醫生:「我讀男拔㗎…我又唔係outgoing無參加joint school function,邊有呢啲機會。」422Please respect copyright.PENANAF5VfRBuYfH
我:「咁你個平胸女朋友點識返嚟㗎?」422Please respect copyright.PENANAw4cWkwMVtN
醫生:「咪大學同學囉,喺hall度識返嚟…」422Please respect copyright.PENANAEkq9h6nBVG
我:「咁你哋點開始㗎?佢又係讀醫㗎?」422Please respect copyright.PENANAuEY6M27oRH
醫生:「妳問咁多做乜呀…」422Please respect copyright.PENANAbVIFg1lcmv
我:「我想知呀,我想知呀。」422Please respect copyright.PENANAWBVb2xKw5Y
醫生:「嗰陣我喺common room溫書,佢喺我附近見到我讀醫,就叫我教佢chem啲嘢,佢讀engine school嘅,就係咁比佢搭上咗。」422Please respect copyright.PENANAh721Qto58q
我:「你哋相處咗幾耐先一齊呀?」422Please respect copyright.PENANAn0rstWlejC
醫生:「佢第二日又走嚟搵我問嘢,咁啱嗰日roomate唔喺度畀佢唔覺意入咗嚟,佢又攞啲drinks入嚟叫我一齊飲,我攰攰哋攤咗喺張床度,唔知點解佢就爬咗上我上面…」422Please respect copyright.PENANALM80xMJCsL
我:「咁你就失咗身畀佢?」422Please respect copyright.PENANABGssbtQAPB
醫生:「係呀…」422Please respect copyright.PENANA4cuTUoULVw
我:「oh my god!原來大學真係咁開放,so crazy!」422Please respect copyright.PENANAUJVjzdzOeC
醫生:「類似啦,我都唔係好清楚。」422Please respect copyright.PENANATwNVBQGBEj
我:「點解聽落好似係你畀人呃蝦條咁嘅。」422Please respect copyright.PENANAMm2Mz1eqLH
醫生:「我唔反對妳咁樣諗嘅。」422Please respect copyright.PENANAwNwlarEUMC
我:「咁你同佢之後開唔開心呀?」422Please respect copyright.PENANACLaOqR7YCD
醫生:「都重ok嘅,算係可以同個女仔相處下,佢好爽朗,又唔算黐身,唔會係咁使我錢,而且…好主動…」422Please respect copyright.PENANAAb5Mjf4RXD
我:「你話喺床上面?」422Please respect copyright.PENANA6uWijU4l1J
醫生:「嗯,重有後樓梯呀,實驗室呀…」422Please respect copyright.PENANAlh12iwdiGn
我:「咁你哋一齊咗幾耐呀?」422Please respect copyright.PENANA8459g7t9SF
醫生:「點解妳咁八㗎?」422Please respect copyright.PENANA3PUxWW0JU4
我:「鍾意你吖嘛。」422Please respect copyright.PENANA30e7hEnkPO
醫生:「唔好鍾意我啦。」422Please respect copyright.PENANAXrUCDw7JiY
我:「你繼續講先啦。」422Please respect copyright.PENANAoh2U4LSJZM
醫生:「一齊咗一年多啲啦。」422Please respect copyright.PENANASCA7HNgEjf
我:「咁點解散嘅?」422Please respect copyright.PENANAd0XDS8teHM
醫生:「你應該知道讀醫有幾辛苦㗎,我後期無乜時間理佢,就好似天然結束咗咁。」422Please respect copyright.PENANAkPhE1UPJdd
我:「咁你掛唔掛住佢呀?」422Please respect copyright.PENANAhpjAzZeNm6
醫生:「唔識掛呀,後來我喺啲umate口中聽到,原來佢中學嗰陣已經玩到比人叫做集郵女…」422Please respect copyright.PENANAesXovhNeev
我:「噢…」422Please respect copyright.PENANAQk8EsJlt3O
醫生:「所以提起戀愛我真係有啲驚…喂,妳做乜唔食嚿蘿白呀?」422Please respect copyright.PENANAfuXqKnaOwl
我:「唔,呢嚿好多根,好苦呀。」422Please respect copyright.PENANADJv7BMhWqs
醫生:「根即係纖維,苦嘅嘢通常都有益。」跟住佢就夾咗入口。422Please respect copyright.PENANADfNIgr9jXr
我:「啊,你食過我口水尾,以後都要聽我話。」422Please respect copyright.PENANAgSj8HkZ68j
醫生:「唔鬼理妳。」422Please respect copyright.PENANAZfWIYALl6S
食完嘢之後我捉咗佢去商場個平台花園,呢度都幾黑,又無乜人。422Please respect copyright.PENANAN7YGwsbhov
我:「點呀,有我陪你拍拖,開唔開心呀?」422Please respect copyright.PENANAuhZUh7U2hU
醫生:「我陪咗妳好耐啦,妳係咪病好返喇,我走得未?」422Please respect copyright.PENANAUZeJXouolZ
我:「唔準走呀,你俾我綁架緊㗎。」422Please respect copyright.PENANANyLY11eVYG
醫生:「喺街留到咁夜唔係幾好呀,一陣其他人以為我綁架妳呀。」422Please respect copyright.PENANAHaR4b96vv2
我:「哼,咪扮嘢呀,我同你聽日都係放假㗎。」422Please respect copyright.PENANARZUFWlS5BH
醫生:「唔好諗咁多無謂嘢啦,見過我,開心完咪算囉,妳呢個時期應該專心讀書準備出年考試㗎。」422Please respect copyright.PENANAeqQ5LE1zpl
我:「醫生,你可唔可以答我一個問題?」422Please respect copyright.PENANARxDBaNpmJw
醫生:「問囉。」422Please respect copyright.PENANAhZ4BK2inAe
我:「你要發誓唔呃我㗎。」422Please respect copyright.PENANALUfsvFh61b
醫生:「唔呃…」422Please respect copyright.PENANAJjl7A8q3Nd