於是醫生迫於無奈之下陪咗我去一個大型商場,我哋去到一間內衣鋪嘅前面。459Please respect copyright.PENANAi8d4ItxVn8
醫生:「我真係要入去?」459Please respect copyright.PENANAO9tACJrz8K
我:「你唔入去點陪我買?」459Please respect copyright.PENANAYN1kNJ83Jq
醫生:「咁麻煩快啲,唔係幾好意思…」459Please respect copyright.PENANApC3ea5NaXh
我:「又係你話健康好重要,呢啲嘢點可以求祈㗎,你以前無陪過女朋友買bra嘅咩?」459Please respect copyright.PENANAYDK1DWy6gT
醫生:「佢平胸妹…」459Please respect copyright.PENANApD7DuQKPWJ
我:「平胸就唔使戴bra㗎喇咩?」459Please respect copyright.PENANA6NH6ATsZyy
醫生:「唔係…」459Please respect copyright.PENANAwdRIu1fjnr
我:「咁咪係囉,入去啦。」然後我就扯住佢一齊入去,一入到去應該全部店員都即刻發覺到我無戴bra,雖然我貼咗乳貼,針織衫又唔會突點,但我諗都係瞞唔過佢哋法眼㗎喇,佢哋嘅眼神都有少少怪。459Please respect copyright.PENANAGHJdsopAfO
店員:「歡迎光臨,隨便睇吖。」459Please respect copyright.PENANAMycYyRju0h
我:「唔該…」459Please respect copyright.PENANAjSe4NtwyTk
店員:「係,有乜嘢幫到妳?」459Please respect copyright.PENANAWevnG7b80L
我:「佢話我啲bra唔啱size,可唔可以幫我睇下乜嘢size啱我?」459Please respect copyright.PENANAcrp1cFcT7C
醫生:「…」459Please respect copyright.PENANAiwwCkQ2Jv0
店員:「…,呀,咁不如妳入嚟試身室我幫妳度下吖。」而家嘅我真係有啲神經質,希望大家唔好見怪,serve我個店員好落力咁維持住正常嘅面容,但後面嗰兩個已經忍唔住喺度偷笑。459Please respect copyright.PENANAgkS5l1pZLI
入到去試身室,我好爽快就除咗件衫,本身我以前好介意人哋留意或者睇到我嘅身體,無論男女都係,但自從身體檢查之後,我好似有咗鋪癮,覺得畀人睇到自己好刺激,而且我對波咁正,會令我好有成功感。459Please respect copyright.PENANAnCXqwfio0q
店員:「小姐,妳身材好好喎。」459Please respect copyright.PENANA2tuzOzJbV3
我:「係呀,呢排個波又大咗,之前的bra唔啱戴,所以無戴bra過嚟。」459Please respect copyright.PENANAclRJqXGJfv
店員:「咁…呀,咁妳應該走嗰陣可以有bra戴…」459Please respect copyright.PENANA7jMk672Smo
我:「嗯,我要揀返幾個靚bra返屋企。」459Please respect copyright.PENANAdrqA2HsIcq
店員:「揀啲男朋友都鍾意嘅款囉。」459Please respect copyright.PENANAfCffuWLQRw
我:「嘻嘻,好呀。」459Please respect copyright.PENANAZx6yZTt6q6
好快我就度完出返嚟喇。459Please respect copyright.PENANA1azcS9HGhV
我:「我而家知道自己要戴乜size喇。」459Please respect copyright.PENANA1EWQu972iV
醫生:「好啦好啦,咁快啲揀啦。」459Please respect copyright.PENANAUnWyVYCXkN
我:「頭先店員幫我度嗰陣,我又諗起你…」459Please respect copyright.PENANAWBBFYY6zOh
醫生:「得喇得喇,妳唔使同我講…」459Please respect copyright.PENANAVdUAk1FC0H
我:「但我而家好似無乜錢…」459Please respect copyright.PENANAUHsRW3bR6L
醫生:「無問題啦…我畀啦…」459Please respect copyright.PENANAETtSDES3WV
我揀咗幾個款然後走咗入去試身室戴,噢,太爽喇,好耐都無戴過啲啱size嘅bra喇,我望住塊鏡,都真係好鬼正吖,點解醫生要唔理我喎,諗諗下我攞咗部手機出嚟,發現到呀醫生都係用呢個號碼嚟WhatsApp,於是我試晒幾個bra自拍咗幾幅相send畀佢。459Please respect copyright.PENANAf6mbm4qYFB
醫生:“…”459Please respect copyright.PENANASneJaPs9M7
我:“邊款靚啲呀?”459Please respect copyright.PENANACYG4oIHKZW
醫生:“妳鍾意咪得,最緊要啱戴。”459Please respect copyright.PENANAHEbr2ZR7nQ
我:“咁你又鍾意邊款呀?”459Please respect copyright.PENANA6C39h6JiOi
醫生:“唔使畀啲bra我睇,我無乜美學慨念。”459Please respect copyright.PENANAQ5ySlDS3e8
我:“咁唔畀bra你睇囉,係咪咁樣靚啲?”459Please respect copyright.PENANAmoZIWPA70P
我即刻除咗個bra,掹埋粒乳貼走,然後又自拍咗一幅send畀佢。459Please respect copyright.PENANAdGWlaIJwK7
醫生:“…”459Please respect copyright.PENANA5sfgiGEjfN
試完之後我出返去,佢好似個石像咁企咗喺度。459Please respect copyright.PENANAmp1nQllEKe
店員:「請問呢幾款胸圍啱唔啱妳心水呢?」459Please respect copyright.PENANA3BpWiBofui
我:「唔該…我想問下,果邊清貨一百蚊個嗰啲有無我size㗎?」459Please respect copyright.PENANALgMyk2sm7I
店員:「有就應該有,但唔係每個款都有,要搵搵先知。」459Please respect copyright.PENANAQhhJbiqAlw
我:「咁妳可唔可以揀三個嗰啲唔同款嘅畀我,啱size就得。」459Please respect copyright.PENANA1iHLj9fTKk
店員:「咁妳想要乜類型嘅款?」459Please respect copyright.PENANAfuu3UUW7lf
我:「無所謂呀。」459Please respect copyright.PENANALz5x4lz4A3
店員:「完全…無所謂?」459Please respect copyright.PENANA17qtxRl85Z
我:「係呀,佢話無所謂。」我指一指醫生。459Please respect copyright.PENANAPSFo5BJQt4
醫生:「…」459Please respect copyright.PENANAVEFVN9nFR1
店員:「好…好嘅,咁我去睇下邊個款有妳size。」459Please respect copyright.PENANA8XuXzbOFpA
後面兩個店員又喺度偷笑,間鋪剩係得我哋兩個客,應該頭先我send啲自拍畀佢睇佢哋都知道。459Please respect copyright.PENANAr9hsR9pfne
店員好快就搵咗三款bra畀我,可能佢安全起見都係揀啲比較淺色嘅,我睇完話ok之後醫生就雞咁腳走去埋單,攞咗張卡出嚟咔嚓。459Please respect copyright.PENANA3wbWxLdN0t
醫生:「好喇,買完喇,行啦。」459Please respect copyright.PENANAdirKDCEXtl
我:「喂呀,未走得住呀。」459Please respect copyright.PENANAwdLOhDJGKT
醫生:「吓,點解?」459Please respect copyright.PENANAhOKSCZFAAe
我:「我要戴返個bra先呀!」459Please respect copyright.PENANA36BYlfFHsb
醫生:「…,咁妳戴啦…」459Please respect copyright.PENANAsrqcnfxCy8
我:「你攞住我袋bra我點戴呀?」459Please respect copyright.PENANAGmDVnAbUPa
醫生:「嗱…」459Please respect copyright.PENANA1Ksa84EZXX
我:「戴邊個好呀?」459Please respect copyright.PENANABm1goXKglY
醫:「無所謂…」459Please respect copyright.PENANAwYLQsCn29K
我入返去試身室戴bra,耳仔貼近門邊聽到佢哋講嘢。459Please respect copyright.PENANALfP6wBn9xI
店員:「先生,你女朋友好得意喎。」459Please respect copyright.PENANA9gtfs3RMji
醫生:「哈…哈哈,見笑喇。」459Please respect copyright.PENANAGnqD454toa
店員:「睇到你哋真係羨慕死人呀。」459Please respect copyright.PENANAPIGjDGHzlF
醫生:「唔好意思呀,真係打搞晒妳哋。」459Please respect copyright.PENANAw1Bu1rBiyH
店員:「唔好咁講,多啲一齊嚟幫襯啦。」459Please respect copyright.PENANAg8KOOjYROX
著好bra之後我出返去就捉住醫生,離開咗間鋪喇。459Please respect copyright.PENANAIbJ5mN3UAR
醫生:「妳唔好亂咁講嘢啦,尷尬死我喇。」459Please respect copyright.PENANAqpepJOgiq1
我:「邊有喎,人哋都話你同女朋友好開心。」459Please respect copyright.PENANAoTdRYgM0ax
醫生:「咁妳都唔係…」459Please respect copyright.PENANAZGVSuRsMmx
我:「你當住係先咪得囉。」459Please respect copyright.PENANACnyy3oQUDK
醫生:「點當呀?」459Please respect copyright.PENANAcd9PhSOwZu
我:「你拖住我隻手先啦。」459Please respect copyright.PENANACiVcuAwS3C
醫生:「喂喂,做乜捉到我咁實?」459Please respect copyright.PENANAEv6F9bJCSE
我:「等你可以投入啲嘛。」459Please respect copyright.PENANAsVWnkVZ47n
醫生:「妳買完bra,我係咪任務完成可以走喇?」459Please respect copyright.PENANAf3DVeqRcKy
我:「家陣你好唔想見到我咩?」459Please respect copyright.PENANAgYoXtdhAQA
醫生:「我唔係咁嘅意思,但妳唔返屋企家人會唔會擔心㗎?」459Please respect copyright.PENANAqge1qHyrBL
我:「我就嚟十八歲㗎喇,你當我細路女呀!」459Please respect copyright.PENANA1G3ao4jsE1
醫生:「咁…咁我打電話返屋企話唔返去食飯…」459Please respect copyright.PENANA8pPOQp8bGF
我:「哈哈哈,你先係小朋友囉。」459Please respect copyright.PENANAJpcrHdyB8Q
就係咁,我哋一齊喺個商場入面流離浪蕩,順便搵嘢食。459Please respect copyright.PENANAtdXwEunc3x
醫生:「芯怡…妳想食乜呀?」459Please respect copyright.PENANARHeDHPT9yz
我:「無乜所謂呀,同你食就得。」459Please respect copyright.PENANAIXy6t4yj5T
醫生:「呢間鋸扒好唔好?」459Please respect copyright.PENANA5gC7FuZd4j
我:「食咁多肉肥膩呀。」459Please respect copyright.PENANAC5yXDreTLO
醫生:「咁前面間壽司呢?」459Please respect copyright.PENANAnaKecgO7Sq
我:「日本嘢排好耐隊㗎,生冷嘢對女仔又無益。」459Please respect copyright.PENANApK69Svgp6r
醫生:「咁pizza呢?」459Please respect copyright.PENANA2LTk5yPZDX
我:「熱氣唷,會出暗瘡㗎。」459Please respect copyright.PENANAEVtkW2oukC
醫生:「咁…咁…」459Please respect copyright.PENANA1FoKsi0nek
我:「咁跟我嚟啦。」459Please respect copyright.PENANALWW65JHiY2
醫生:「妳咁特別嘅,有咁多好嘢唔食帶我嚟食米線…」459Please respect copyright.PENANA7rdlKMNY57
我:「我見你諗得咁辛苦好似要約女仔相睇咁點敢同你去食呀,費事你唔自在啦。」459Please respect copyright.PENANAih1RewueMZ
醫生:「對住妳我已經夠唔自在…」459Please respect copyright.PENANAB23Dzb4Upk
我:「睇你個樣好似從來未拍過拖咁,平時點會無端端走去食嗰啲餐廳吖,唔好扮嘢啦,而且呢度唔使打對面坐可以親近啲。」459Please respect copyright.PENANA5MW3Pjo1ga
醫生:「咁妳拍過好多次拖咩?」459Please respect copyright.PENANAIvzoWCt868
我:「我…其實未正式拍過拖…」459Please respect copyright.PENANAFYWhYvZGsx
醫生:「唓,咁妳都唔會自己去食嗰啲餐廳啦。」459Please respect copyright.PENANAm3D0A0Jvcb
我:「唔係喎,有兵帶我去食…」459Please respect copyright.PENANAKCaWeEncuP
醫生:「兵?觀音兵?」459Please respect copyright.PENANArDpyGNnUkk
我:「嗯。」459Please respect copyright.PENANAGGdXCiJyV2
醫生:「咁即係話…妳以前試過畀男仔搞妳下面,係觀音兵?」459Please respect copyright.PENANAN9Py8cYTFE
我:「嗯。」459Please respect copyright.PENANA3zwXRhKBRN
醫生:「佢非禮妳?」459Please respect copyright.PENANAYaBRYWrMDQ
我:「一半一半掛…」459Please respect copyright.PENANA5m1pgKH7Xc
醫生:「小心啲保護自己啦,世途險惡呀。」459Please respect copyright.PENANAdpxkf76GpU
我:「乜唔係所有男人都係咁嘅咩…」459Please respect copyright.PENANAdk4blQiTfg
醫生:「至少我唔係…」459Please respect copyright.PENANAq7jTyoMYh3
我:「咁我鍾意你咪啱囉。」459Please respect copyright.PENANA0Vd9f7nQYd
醫生:「…」459Please respect copyright.PENANAq8bbTIwdXQ
我:「你以前讀書一定好叻㗎喇,係咪會有好多女仔鍾意你?」459Please respect copyright.PENANAUYLEPBmPrB
醫生:「無喎。」459Please respect copyright.PENANAgXPYeq3SIs
我:「咁都無?」459Please respect copyright.PENANAo6lcXYOjdX
醫生:「我讀男拔㗎…我又唔係outgoing無參加joint school function,邊有呢啲機會。」459Please respect copyright.PENANAGWSKWv4IrR
我:「咁你個平胸女朋友點識返嚟㗎?」459Please respect copyright.PENANA5KnM5gSir4
醫生:「咪大學同學囉,喺hall度識返嚟…」459Please respect copyright.PENANA3mDqiwPmdb
我:「咁你哋點開始㗎?佢又係讀醫㗎?」459Please respect copyright.PENANAH8Fjkf6e3h
醫生:「妳問咁多做乜呀…」459Please respect copyright.PENANA0wWwzLBWy2
我:「我想知呀,我想知呀。」459Please respect copyright.PENANAklbDtO2Z6O
醫生:「嗰陣我喺common room溫書,佢喺我附近見到我讀醫,就叫我教佢chem啲嘢,佢讀engine school嘅,就係咁比佢搭上咗。」459Please respect copyright.PENANANR9sgKFaSi
我:「你哋相處咗幾耐先一齊呀?」459Please respect copyright.PENANAHReWuWtkp7
醫生:「佢第二日又走嚟搵我問嘢,咁啱嗰日roomate唔喺度畀佢唔覺意入咗嚟,佢又攞啲drinks入嚟叫我一齊飲,我攰攰哋攤咗喺張床度,唔知點解佢就爬咗上我上面…」459Please respect copyright.PENANAgDzDatYJEF
我:「咁你就失咗身畀佢?」459Please respect copyright.PENANAElYjr1eZIR
醫生:「係呀…」459Please respect copyright.PENANAcfOJyPNlTb
我:「oh my god!原來大學真係咁開放,so crazy!」459Please respect copyright.PENANA5psxdgwqgq
醫生:「類似啦,我都唔係好清楚。」459Please respect copyright.PENANAtPqGMuG62d
我:「點解聽落好似係你畀人呃蝦條咁嘅。」459Please respect copyright.PENANAmWso8Tv83H
醫生:「我唔反對妳咁樣諗嘅。」459Please respect copyright.PENANATbOC5iXEPD
我:「咁你同佢之後開唔開心呀?」459Please respect copyright.PENANAuRjHabvYLl
醫生:「都重ok嘅,算係可以同個女仔相處下,佢好爽朗,又唔算黐身,唔會係咁使我錢,而且…好主動…」459Please respect copyright.PENANAM5s5PNZJ8i
我:「你話喺床上面?」459Please respect copyright.PENANA3E0a3IFPGw
醫生:「嗯,重有後樓梯呀,實驗室呀…」459Please respect copyright.PENANAX5NJTCaHzx
我:「咁你哋一齊咗幾耐呀?」459Please respect copyright.PENANAfV0LRUtKpX
醫生:「點解妳咁八㗎?」459Please respect copyright.PENANAGZUXS8CYMA
我:「鍾意你吖嘛。」459Please respect copyright.PENANAS1SgtAAbKf
醫生:「唔好鍾意我啦。」459Please respect copyright.PENANAyHMuhKnJIt
我:「你繼續講先啦。」459Please respect copyright.PENANA2ArWvRugO1
醫生:「一齊咗一年多啲啦。」459Please respect copyright.PENANAQ7t4OCXT0Z
我:「咁點解散嘅?」459Please respect copyright.PENANADtcqFhohO4
醫生:「你應該知道讀醫有幾辛苦㗎,我後期無乜時間理佢,就好似天然結束咗咁。」459Please respect copyright.PENANAEcf1P5NQEx
我:「咁你掛唔掛住佢呀?」459Please respect copyright.PENANA2z5hrgnzPk
醫生:「唔識掛呀,後來我喺啲umate口中聽到,原來佢中學嗰陣已經玩到比人叫做集郵女…」459Please respect copyright.PENANATZLOTbDRYv
我:「噢…」459Please respect copyright.PENANAFiFhF347C3
醫生:「所以提起戀愛我真係有啲驚…喂,妳做乜唔食嚿蘿白呀?」459Please respect copyright.PENANAOSgAqs8xDT
我:「唔,呢嚿好多根,好苦呀。」459Please respect copyright.PENANAICtiRXl9Fu
醫生:「根即係纖維,苦嘅嘢通常都有益。」跟住佢就夾咗入口。459Please respect copyright.PENANA85p46iTd7W
我:「啊,你食過我口水尾,以後都要聽我話。」459Please respect copyright.PENANAonZOZPzJcM
醫生:「唔鬼理妳。」459Please respect copyright.PENANAWtr96Vce0z
食完嘢之後我捉咗佢去商場個平台花園,呢度都幾黑,又無乜人。459Please respect copyright.PENANAiuU2rxlaGy
我:「點呀,有我陪你拍拖,開唔開心呀?」459Please respect copyright.PENANA4KrW4NfrF4
醫生:「我陪咗妳好耐啦,妳係咪病好返喇,我走得未?」459Please respect copyright.PENANAQGGCpuVUro
我:「唔準走呀,你俾我綁架緊㗎。」459Please respect copyright.PENANA8jullgQIii
醫生:「喺街留到咁夜唔係幾好呀,一陣其他人以為我綁架妳呀。」459Please respect copyright.PENANAOVQBIejfov
我:「哼,咪扮嘢呀,我同你聽日都係放假㗎。」459Please respect copyright.PENANASytJZvnJ0Z
醫生:「唔好諗咁多無謂嘢啦,見過我,開心完咪算囉,妳呢個時期應該專心讀書準備出年考試㗎。」459Please respect copyright.PENANAbsEOqSFY5q
我:「醫生,你可唔可以答我一個問題?」459Please respect copyright.PENANAIleu2AcWmn
醫生:「問囉。」459Please respect copyright.PENANA7y0KQ6Lqs6
我:「你要發誓唔呃我㗎。」459Please respect copyright.PENANA8bnpygrEZi
醫生:「唔呃…」459Please respect copyright.PENANAX9ieo8DEV1