於是醫生迫於無奈之下陪咗我去一個大型商場,我哋去到一間內衣鋪嘅前面。512Please respect copyright.PENANAx9zt3T6U1f
醫生:「我真係要入去?」512Please respect copyright.PENANAQxocM8ps8y
我:「你唔入去點陪我買?」512Please respect copyright.PENANAtbPi6hRDv5
醫生:「咁麻煩快啲,唔係幾好意思…」512Please respect copyright.PENANAfBRJ6p0gDm
我:「又係你話健康好重要,呢啲嘢點可以求祈㗎,你以前無陪過女朋友買bra嘅咩?」512Please respect copyright.PENANAwxuo52HP6h
醫生:「佢平胸妹…」512Please respect copyright.PENANAkFhD4uT6cL
我:「平胸就唔使戴bra㗎喇咩?」512Please respect copyright.PENANAQwjKzgUIrN
醫生:「唔係…」512Please respect copyright.PENANAPFE9HLO1Du
我:「咁咪係囉,入去啦。」然後我就扯住佢一齊入去,一入到去應該全部店員都即刻發覺到我無戴bra,雖然我貼咗乳貼,針織衫又唔會突點,但我諗都係瞞唔過佢哋法眼㗎喇,佢哋嘅眼神都有少少怪。512Please respect copyright.PENANARC7qJWtDhu
店員:「歡迎光臨,隨便睇吖。」512Please respect copyright.PENANA3aIWYqTJC0
我:「唔該…」512Please respect copyright.PENANAUy3IreCLu5
店員:「係,有乜嘢幫到妳?」512Please respect copyright.PENANANdM2k5PhK8
我:「佢話我啲bra唔啱size,可唔可以幫我睇下乜嘢size啱我?」512Please respect copyright.PENANAUvNrPC4JId
醫生:「…」512Please respect copyright.PENANAOZrW6oDOHQ
店員:「…,呀,咁不如妳入嚟試身室我幫妳度下吖。」而家嘅我真係有啲神經質,希望大家唔好見怪,serve我個店員好落力咁維持住正常嘅面容,但後面嗰兩個已經忍唔住喺度偷笑。512Please respect copyright.PENANAD1eHL0Bu6F
入到去試身室,我好爽快就除咗件衫,本身我以前好介意人哋留意或者睇到我嘅身體,無論男女都係,但自從身體檢查之後,我好似有咗鋪癮,覺得畀人睇到自己好刺激,而且我對波咁正,會令我好有成功感。512Please respect copyright.PENANASH0EjxR05Y
店員:「小姐,妳身材好好喎。」512Please respect copyright.PENANALT6QDS94RR
我:「係呀,呢排個波又大咗,之前的bra唔啱戴,所以無戴bra過嚟。」512Please respect copyright.PENANAGbQ6xr6qQ0
店員:「咁…呀,咁妳應該走嗰陣可以有bra戴…」512Please respect copyright.PENANAtTS9uYMLau
我:「嗯,我要揀返幾個靚bra返屋企。」512Please respect copyright.PENANA0t79zf5eBg
店員:「揀啲男朋友都鍾意嘅款囉。」512Please respect copyright.PENANAnjU3z460H3
我:「嘻嘻,好呀。」512Please respect copyright.PENANAJ4u8eaWo99
好快我就度完出返嚟喇。512Please respect copyright.PENANAqkZ0DErbOk
我:「我而家知道自己要戴乜size喇。」512Please respect copyright.PENANApijQ9er8VD
醫生:「好啦好啦,咁快啲揀啦。」512Please respect copyright.PENANAS3D8XyboTj
我:「頭先店員幫我度嗰陣,我又諗起你…」512Please respect copyright.PENANASG0INmAUEO
醫生:「得喇得喇,妳唔使同我講…」512Please respect copyright.PENANAWN5e7RSArr
我:「但我而家好似無乜錢…」512Please respect copyright.PENANAzoHKZcyHZa
醫生:「無問題啦…我畀啦…」512Please respect copyright.PENANABc4NJeMdOi
我揀咗幾個款然後走咗入去試身室戴,噢,太爽喇,好耐都無戴過啲啱size嘅bra喇,我望住塊鏡,都真係好鬼正吖,點解醫生要唔理我喎,諗諗下我攞咗部手機出嚟,發現到呀醫生都係用呢個號碼嚟WhatsApp,於是我試晒幾個bra自拍咗幾幅相send畀佢。512Please respect copyright.PENANA2upGdLdUxZ
醫生:“…”512Please respect copyright.PENANAUmVkzH2ltF
我:“邊款靚啲呀?”512Please respect copyright.PENANACXQn71Dcss
醫生:“妳鍾意咪得,最緊要啱戴。”512Please respect copyright.PENANAQQ1yFCAN0o
我:“咁你又鍾意邊款呀?”512Please respect copyright.PENANALQ5dtRFZ32
醫生:“唔使畀啲bra我睇,我無乜美學慨念。”512Please respect copyright.PENANAYQmovjdg0b
我:“咁唔畀bra你睇囉,係咪咁樣靚啲?”512Please respect copyright.PENANAJKW29q5DoN
我即刻除咗個bra,掹埋粒乳貼走,然後又自拍咗一幅send畀佢。512Please respect copyright.PENANAh5ZV7qsKsa
醫生:“…”512Please respect copyright.PENANA6h5dceJPfF
試完之後我出返去,佢好似個石像咁企咗喺度。512Please respect copyright.PENANA3Or7xejsPV
店員:「請問呢幾款胸圍啱唔啱妳心水呢?」512Please respect copyright.PENANAyVxzb6YHQX
我:「唔該…我想問下,果邊清貨一百蚊個嗰啲有無我size㗎?」512Please respect copyright.PENANA1ZXHp1i6il
店員:「有就應該有,但唔係每個款都有,要搵搵先知。」512Please respect copyright.PENANAgBZ7sTIq3Z
我:「咁妳可唔可以揀三個嗰啲唔同款嘅畀我,啱size就得。」512Please respect copyright.PENANA2Q22WSxQxC
店員:「咁妳想要乜類型嘅款?」512Please respect copyright.PENANACW3S2o5Rss
我:「無所謂呀。」512Please respect copyright.PENANAcDFLtyWzjC
店員:「完全…無所謂?」512Please respect copyright.PENANAzRdJYvJDVD
我:「係呀,佢話無所謂。」我指一指醫生。512Please respect copyright.PENANAPLOotCAdRT
醫生:「…」512Please respect copyright.PENANAzKv1sp29aG
店員:「好…好嘅,咁我去睇下邊個款有妳size。」512Please respect copyright.PENANACbK1HzdWLg
後面兩個店員又喺度偷笑,間鋪剩係得我哋兩個客,應該頭先我send啲自拍畀佢睇佢哋都知道。512Please respect copyright.PENANAYRLnmybxgi
店員好快就搵咗三款bra畀我,可能佢安全起見都係揀啲比較淺色嘅,我睇完話ok之後醫生就雞咁腳走去埋單,攞咗張卡出嚟咔嚓。512Please respect copyright.PENANAZMwOfLk7cJ
醫生:「好喇,買完喇,行啦。」512Please respect copyright.PENANArwswxBCvab
我:「喂呀,未走得住呀。」512Please respect copyright.PENANAI7WDTaBkZv
醫生:「吓,點解?」512Please respect copyright.PENANADpDkD8fxT8
我:「我要戴返個bra先呀!」512Please respect copyright.PENANAibSrBrHSnp
醫生:「…,咁妳戴啦…」512Please respect copyright.PENANAZN2Di7c5TF
我:「你攞住我袋bra我點戴呀?」512Please respect copyright.PENANAOeX1pSDR0d
醫生:「嗱…」512Please respect copyright.PENANAWA6Oj5xTvM
我:「戴邊個好呀?」512Please respect copyright.PENANA50N6TThDjw
醫:「無所謂…」512Please respect copyright.PENANAfy41ZziKVv
我入返去試身室戴bra,耳仔貼近門邊聽到佢哋講嘢。512Please respect copyright.PENANAdrqW7XARGk
店員:「先生,你女朋友好得意喎。」512Please respect copyright.PENANAb3z0OFFQzU
醫生:「哈…哈哈,見笑喇。」512Please respect copyright.PENANAokUmac4yxd
店員:「睇到你哋真係羨慕死人呀。」512Please respect copyright.PENANAQMIXUQ9Mgq
醫生:「唔好意思呀,真係打搞晒妳哋。」512Please respect copyright.PENANASjoZUBcbaw
店員:「唔好咁講,多啲一齊嚟幫襯啦。」512Please respect copyright.PENANAfqBtrDg40Z
著好bra之後我出返去就捉住醫生,離開咗間鋪喇。512Please respect copyright.PENANA4e7rBOhne5
醫生:「妳唔好亂咁講嘢啦,尷尬死我喇。」512Please respect copyright.PENANAgCydOgxkEY
我:「邊有喎,人哋都話你同女朋友好開心。」512Please respect copyright.PENANAzjhbClMTnd
醫生:「咁妳都唔係…」512Please respect copyright.PENANA2CY8G58pGo
我:「你當住係先咪得囉。」512Please respect copyright.PENANAkypwE8QadJ
醫生:「點當呀?」512Please respect copyright.PENANApsw7gqbzaA
我:「你拖住我隻手先啦。」512Please respect copyright.PENANAaBR1ZdOBAA
醫生:「喂喂,做乜捉到我咁實?」512Please respect copyright.PENANAfQlCO8nFYV
我:「等你可以投入啲嘛。」512Please respect copyright.PENANARJNca1lyzL
醫生:「妳買完bra,我係咪任務完成可以走喇?」512Please respect copyright.PENANAWKdZpQxFtp
我:「家陣你好唔想見到我咩?」512Please respect copyright.PENANAeSNYaLT5uM
醫生:「我唔係咁嘅意思,但妳唔返屋企家人會唔會擔心㗎?」512Please respect copyright.PENANAWK8G88MuU8
我:「我就嚟十八歲㗎喇,你當我細路女呀!」512Please respect copyright.PENANA9iFHF0VucB
醫生:「咁…咁我打電話返屋企話唔返去食飯…」512Please respect copyright.PENANA8aUiEGPjdb
我:「哈哈哈,你先係小朋友囉。」512Please respect copyright.PENANAPUS7v6Zlt8
就係咁,我哋一齊喺個商場入面流離浪蕩,順便搵嘢食。512Please respect copyright.PENANACgS1tyGZmM
醫生:「芯怡…妳想食乜呀?」512Please respect copyright.PENANAIU8wbMPmjd
我:「無乜所謂呀,同你食就得。」512Please respect copyright.PENANAl7YMg9vI5O
醫生:「呢間鋸扒好唔好?」512Please respect copyright.PENANAOT5uQntHzO
我:「食咁多肉肥膩呀。」512Please respect copyright.PENANAtNvL5i68k4
醫生:「咁前面間壽司呢?」512Please respect copyright.PENANALxvHijc38d
我:「日本嘢排好耐隊㗎,生冷嘢對女仔又無益。」512Please respect copyright.PENANAwnsQ4LT7Yn
醫生:「咁pizza呢?」512Please respect copyright.PENANA6HndGKvPGm
我:「熱氣唷,會出暗瘡㗎。」512Please respect copyright.PENANAirooW5XRpB
醫生:「咁…咁…」512Please respect copyright.PENANAI9bGeuD1LI
我:「咁跟我嚟啦。」512Please respect copyright.PENANAeBXwYJLAu6
醫生:「妳咁特別嘅,有咁多好嘢唔食帶我嚟食米線…」512Please respect copyright.PENANAZym18ZsxY5
我:「我見你諗得咁辛苦好似要約女仔相睇咁點敢同你去食呀,費事你唔自在啦。」512Please respect copyright.PENANAmHucDxoQ0u
醫生:「對住妳我已經夠唔自在…」512Please respect copyright.PENANAXK2gXuNZwY
我:「睇你個樣好似從來未拍過拖咁,平時點會無端端走去食嗰啲餐廳吖,唔好扮嘢啦,而且呢度唔使打對面坐可以親近啲。」512Please respect copyright.PENANAkVwAaXgz8M
醫生:「咁妳拍過好多次拖咩?」512Please respect copyright.PENANA44T1QkwxnU
我:「我…其實未正式拍過拖…」512Please respect copyright.PENANAQvh87WqiWH
醫生:「唓,咁妳都唔會自己去食嗰啲餐廳啦。」512Please respect copyright.PENANAUTKLcdg9m7
我:「唔係喎,有兵帶我去食…」512Please respect copyright.PENANAMbPgdd0Dt9
醫生:「兵?觀音兵?」512Please respect copyright.PENANAcjW9LrVroC
我:「嗯。」512Please respect copyright.PENANAmEgDhKJdKl
醫生:「咁即係話…妳以前試過畀男仔搞妳下面,係觀音兵?」512Please respect copyright.PENANAUy5JSuM52u
我:「嗯。」512Please respect copyright.PENANAk3NBElkJpu
醫生:「佢非禮妳?」512Please respect copyright.PENANAZbVw8D44Lc
我:「一半一半掛…」512Please respect copyright.PENANAKOR6d6tMJU
醫生:「小心啲保護自己啦,世途險惡呀。」512Please respect copyright.PENANAF6ZiHv7LFc
我:「乜唔係所有男人都係咁嘅咩…」512Please respect copyright.PENANALpfmnalF9t
醫生:「至少我唔係…」512Please respect copyright.PENANAInSUtmokAu
我:「咁我鍾意你咪啱囉。」512Please respect copyright.PENANAg7ZIjaf8eT
醫生:「…」512Please respect copyright.PENANAXjK5rCOePg
我:「你以前讀書一定好叻㗎喇,係咪會有好多女仔鍾意你?」512Please respect copyright.PENANAzehc9oV7bz
醫生:「無喎。」512Please respect copyright.PENANAb3ffEEFdmW
我:「咁都無?」512Please respect copyright.PENANAZR3mgV3PDI
醫生:「我讀男拔㗎…我又唔係outgoing無參加joint school function,邊有呢啲機會。」512Please respect copyright.PENANAbsh56SxnVr
我:「咁你個平胸女朋友點識返嚟㗎?」512Please respect copyright.PENANAmBRwkeAJbV
醫生:「咪大學同學囉,喺hall度識返嚟…」512Please respect copyright.PENANAOfeQXARX6q
我:「咁你哋點開始㗎?佢又係讀醫㗎?」512Please respect copyright.PENANAUSKjZMMkPO
醫生:「妳問咁多做乜呀…」512Please respect copyright.PENANAXMcMVzyuV4
我:「我想知呀,我想知呀。」512Please respect copyright.PENANAtz1eVw43ov
醫生:「嗰陣我喺common room溫書,佢喺我附近見到我讀醫,就叫我教佢chem啲嘢,佢讀engine school嘅,就係咁比佢搭上咗。」512Please respect copyright.PENANA4CX8rIIzcP
我:「你哋相處咗幾耐先一齊呀?」512Please respect copyright.PENANARQs03Mf61Q
醫生:「佢第二日又走嚟搵我問嘢,咁啱嗰日roomate唔喺度畀佢唔覺意入咗嚟,佢又攞啲drinks入嚟叫我一齊飲,我攰攰哋攤咗喺張床度,唔知點解佢就爬咗上我上面…」512Please respect copyright.PENANAHoIFZh2WPS
我:「咁你就失咗身畀佢?」512Please respect copyright.PENANAFlMux6Wezc
醫生:「係呀…」512Please respect copyright.PENANAWzAK84CtsU
我:「oh my god!原來大學真係咁開放,so crazy!」512Please respect copyright.PENANAQoABSrXVuW
醫生:「類似啦,我都唔係好清楚。」512Please respect copyright.PENANAm8NK121Ob5
我:「點解聽落好似係你畀人呃蝦條咁嘅。」512Please respect copyright.PENANABuk3alfRTN
醫生:「我唔反對妳咁樣諗嘅。」512Please respect copyright.PENANAcyGSdCnfwQ
我:「咁你同佢之後開唔開心呀?」512Please respect copyright.PENANAtVhqwgVvQK
醫生:「都重ok嘅,算係可以同個女仔相處下,佢好爽朗,又唔算黐身,唔會係咁使我錢,而且…好主動…」512Please respect copyright.PENANAFgvmdTqJEx
我:「你話喺床上面?」512Please respect copyright.PENANADnFphLB2Gf
醫生:「嗯,重有後樓梯呀,實驗室呀…」512Please respect copyright.PENANAaTJlb0yFNL
我:「咁你哋一齊咗幾耐呀?」512Please respect copyright.PENANAsRvceqEU3z
醫生:「點解妳咁八㗎?」512Please respect copyright.PENANA0b0dgLD7cA
我:「鍾意你吖嘛。」512Please respect copyright.PENANAIJSb2UySof
醫生:「唔好鍾意我啦。」512Please respect copyright.PENANAvrLpkPcTkE
我:「你繼續講先啦。」512Please respect copyright.PENANAPNmRCdWQZL
醫生:「一齊咗一年多啲啦。」512Please respect copyright.PENANADjNvf4Yb6d
我:「咁點解散嘅?」512Please respect copyright.PENANAVUv7BAz8by
醫生:「你應該知道讀醫有幾辛苦㗎,我後期無乜時間理佢,就好似天然結束咗咁。」512Please respect copyright.PENANAKuRx3ytlnl
我:「咁你掛唔掛住佢呀?」512Please respect copyright.PENANATvemVCT9BT
醫生:「唔識掛呀,後來我喺啲umate口中聽到,原來佢中學嗰陣已經玩到比人叫做集郵女…」512Please respect copyright.PENANA7oCf2oy8SX
我:「噢…」512Please respect copyright.PENANADkD0oHybHQ
醫生:「所以提起戀愛我真係有啲驚…喂,妳做乜唔食嚿蘿白呀?」512Please respect copyright.PENANA1k5RDIboVs
我:「唔,呢嚿好多根,好苦呀。」512Please respect copyright.PENANAEyF588NhEP
醫生:「根即係纖維,苦嘅嘢通常都有益。」跟住佢就夾咗入口。512Please respect copyright.PENANAN2divkGPV1
我:「啊,你食過我口水尾,以後都要聽我話。」512Please respect copyright.PENANATz2lfnwnzi
醫生:「唔鬼理妳。」512Please respect copyright.PENANAKB6OoUdPCD
食完嘢之後我捉咗佢去商場個平台花園,呢度都幾黑,又無乜人。512Please respect copyright.PENANA3E8uiFcmz7
我:「點呀,有我陪你拍拖,開唔開心呀?」512Please respect copyright.PENANAujyjOIJUeU
醫生:「我陪咗妳好耐啦,妳係咪病好返喇,我走得未?」512Please respect copyright.PENANAetbhDs188v
我:「唔準走呀,你俾我綁架緊㗎。」512Please respect copyright.PENANAYexfFZud4g
醫生:「喺街留到咁夜唔係幾好呀,一陣其他人以為我綁架妳呀。」512Please respect copyright.PENANAGy1OZN6yXM
我:「哼,咪扮嘢呀,我同你聽日都係放假㗎。」512Please respect copyright.PENANAsYORKigO2C
醫生:「唔好諗咁多無謂嘢啦,見過我,開心完咪算囉,妳呢個時期應該專心讀書準備出年考試㗎。」512Please respect copyright.PENANAci4rR9hdFU
我:「醫生,你可唔可以答我一個問題?」512Please respect copyright.PENANAzq0MQklCNa
醫生:「問囉。」512Please respect copyright.PENANAljOLK5QZY0
我:「你要發誓唔呃我㗎。」512Please respect copyright.PENANAeS5sGlZqOO
醫生:「唔呃…」512Please respect copyright.PENANAvijvOd7TUi