剛過午夜12點。541Please respect copyright.PENANAvMJB42RM5Z
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女 :「我們分手吧。」541Please respect copyright.PENANAqsFOwDHETN
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男 :「咦?等一下,為什麼啊?」541Please respect copyright.PENANAyBgS7J5AGR
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女 :「你難道還不明白嗎?相處那麼久了,我已經受夠你很多地方。」541Please respect copyright.PENANAvj6a2bh6he
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男 :「難不成是……因為我的口臭,我們一直沒辦法接吻。」541Please respect copyright.PENANA7nUYK5Hpej
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女 :「不只那個。」541Please respect copyright.PENANAovlOcdTrXI
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男 :「因為我會流手汗……所以沒辦法牽手。」541Please respect copyright.PENANA5JPA1FSo7s
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女 :「那也是其中之一。」541Please respect copyright.PENANA5LDWsQgQRq
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男 :「因為我打呼很大聲,我們一直都是分開睡。」541Please respect copyright.PENANAWv0qrqhTJS
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女 :「看來你很清楚自己的缺點嘛,但還有一件最嚴重的事。」541Please respect copyright.PENANAkljjvFNjaG
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男 :「可惡,該不會被妳發現了吧,我有一次拿妳常吹的小號去通馬桶。」541Please respect copyright.PENANAvWzinEu53u
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女 :「欸?」541Please respect copyright.PENANAz35wbTyrEf
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男 :「嗯?還是說,我把妳10萬元的LV包弄不見,換成一個一模一樣的仿貨的事。」541Please respect copyright.PENANAL078vIMJim
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女 :「等等......」541Please respect copyright.PENANAa7y2XCg8JW
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男 :「不然是,我不小心弄斷妳的口紅,然後隨便用紅色蠟筆黏上去…...」541Please respect copyright.PENANAz1PGPtYedK
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女 :「你這個混蛋原來做過這些事嗎!?」541Please respect copyright.PENANA6tZ27NMUHN
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男 :「噫!我、我不是故意的!」541Please respect copyright.PENANAU4cSTkDOuC
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女 :「今天……不,昨天是我們的交往紀念日,我一直在你身邊暗示你,結果過了12點你還是沒想起來。」541Please respect copyright.PENANAFZ75NVyEcz
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男 :「……交往紀念日?」541Please respect copyright.PENANArxyhxJSOcD
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女 :「啊啊,不過我放心了,聽完剛剛那些,總覺得就算現在殺了你,也不會有絲毫的罪惡感。」541Please respect copyright.PENANA7FQ6XSczNi
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男 :「剛剛不是說要分手嗎,恩,我們分手吧!現在,馬上。」541Please respect copyright.PENANAnhK25UPWB2
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