晏晝四點半。完晒網課,所有細路都只有一件重要嘅事要做——打機!519Please respect copyright.PENANANJcGTIUErz
「唔好再玩電話啦!」519Please respect copyright.PENANA33PPZweIRz
「我啱啱先開始咋!」519Please respect copyright.PENANADtTQzBnQbH
「你玩咗成日啦!」519Please respect copyright.PENANADer7d9ITOY
老母,只要一對住電腦、電話永遠都覺得你喺度玩!但係明明佢哋自己成日都對住部電話㗎喎!
老母就係一種神又係佢,鬼又係佢,咩都佢講晒嘅生物。519Please respect copyright.PENANAsMWKy3u5TD
「頭先上堂你偷偷地睇YouTube,以為我睇唔到呀?」電話咁就比人搶咗,老母一下推我起身「去戴口罩,落公園玩!」519Please respect copyright.PENANALsw1wXEUZA
「新聞話今日係咁多年最熱嘅五月!會中暑㗎!」519Please respect copyright.PENANAFobTYEC2PU
「我雪咗冰水,拎埋落去啦!記得唔好亂除口罩,行啦!」
錯晒,錯晒呀!
班大人永遠都唔明世界變啦!同以前唔同㗎啦!成日叫我去公園,搞笑咩!以前、以前,以前你鬼有機打?依家落堂約打機,基本啦!無人去公園玩㗎啦⋯⋯㗎啦?519Please respect copyright.PENANAetwrbgBGPj
晏晝四點半,曬到咩咁,點解公園會咁多人?519Please respect copyright.PENANAUDzIQrVfNu
BB仔、BB仔、小學雞⋯⋯睇嚟你老母唔肯借部電話比你哋,嗰個睇落大過我,你哋落嚟做咩?無朋友㗎?哎⋯⋯519Please respect copyright.PENANA3gR2YPnhOF
我下意識踩住轆到腳邊嘅足球,一句「sorry!」就遠遠響起。望一望,Shit!南亞仔。未要講英文⋯⋯
「踢返個波嚟呀!唔該!」519Please respect copyright.PENANAVcpV2MKeeQ
等等!係曬得黑定點?唔係香港人樣嚟㗎喎!但係⋯講廣東話?
「喂!識唔識聽廣東話呀?波呀!」519Please respect copyright.PENANAyR3f7lIjIG
哇!講嘢仲正過我學校班雙非!519Please respect copyright.PENANAP9nf0BzIqK
「幫緊你,幫緊你。」519Please respect copyright.PENANAeZsuLK5DiY
補習miss好似講過佢個外籍獸醫都識講廣東話,佢話香港有好多喺度做嘢嘅外國人,有啲甚至喺度出世,留得喺度都樂意學廣東話⋯⋯519Please respect copyright.PENANAlc0HEFy7Rm
喺度出世個話仲係未外國人?佢識講廣東話喎!係未應該叫返佢哋香港人?
Anyway。519Please respect copyright.PENANAvqXNu0ZAKj
我將個波掟返比個佢,佢好快接住咗,一腳踢返比班朋友。只係當場波準備開始時,佢又擰轉頭問我:「喂,一唔一齊踢波?」519Please respect copyright.PENANA5AZ2qLbQYZ
組隊踢波同組隊打機差得幾遠,why not?519Please respect copyright.PENANAcF7GcVIss4
於是擺低枝水,晏晝四點半,完晒網課,我做緊所有細路都會做嘅一件事,同朋友(或者唔識嘅網友)組隊。519Please respect copyright.PENANAnyPT25CCOo
如果天氣無咁熱,一切將會更好。519Please respect copyright.PENANAdUOMlkUlGq