晏晝四點半。完晒網課，所有細路都只有一件重要嘅事要做——打機！517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkdQPD0pgLz
「唔好再玩電話啦！」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5au9gG2jDE
「我啱啱先開始咋！」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOwfWDyY8xc
「你玩咗成日啦！」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRkYQjcZ738
老母，只要一對住電腦、電話永遠都覺得你喺度玩！但係明明佢哋自己成日都對住部電話㗎喎！
老母就係一種神又係佢，鬼又係佢，咩都佢講晒嘅生物。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9omtPsTCbu
「頭先上堂你偷偷地睇YouTube，以為我睇唔到呀？」電話咁就比人搶咗，老母一下推我起身「去戴口罩，落公園玩！」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMkckg2Z9uH
「新聞話今日係咁多年最熱嘅五月！會中暑㗎！」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKGlBfCtYP7
「我雪咗冰水，拎埋落去啦！記得唔好亂除口罩，行啦！」
錯晒，錯晒呀！
班大人永遠都唔明世界變啦！同以前唔同㗎啦！成日叫我去公園，搞笑咩！以前、以前，以前你鬼有機打？依家落堂約打機，基本啦！無人去公園玩㗎啦⋯⋯㗎啦？517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyyhQQXoP7M
晏晝四點半，曬到咩咁，點解公園會咁多人？517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzwGRqd7twk
BB仔、BB仔、小學雞⋯⋯睇嚟你老母唔肯借部電話比你哋，嗰個睇落大過我，你哋落嚟做咩？無朋友㗎？哎⋯⋯517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDWgG0QqSZw
我下意識踩住轆到腳邊嘅足球，一句「sorry！」就遠遠響起。望一望，Shit！南亞仔。未要講英文⋯⋯
「踢返個波嚟呀！唔該！」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKPXThl0z4a
等等！係曬得黑定點？唔係香港人樣嚟㗎喎！但係⋯講廣東話？
「喂！識唔識聽廣東話呀？波呀！」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQsS42JcjGI
哇！講嘢仲正過我學校班雙非！517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnjl2nMygS6
「幫緊你，幫緊你。」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ43LbouT17a
補習miss好似講過佢個外籍獸醫都識講廣東話，佢話香港有好多喺度做嘢嘅外國人，有啲甚至喺度出世，留得喺度都樂意學廣東話⋯⋯517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoznk6GWt2V
喺度出世個話仲係未外國人？佢識講廣東話喎！係未應該叫返佢哋香港人？
Anyway。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFapePmyrBN
我將個波掟返比個佢，佢好快接住咗，一腳踢返比班朋友。只係當場波準備開始時，佢又擰轉頭問我：「喂，一唔一齊踢波？」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcJ7oVYOkRI
組隊踢波同組隊打機差得幾遠，why not？517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjNvTMVLEqR
於是擺低枝水，晏晝四點半，完晒網課，我做緊所有細路都會做嘅一件事，同朋友（或者唔識嘅網友）組隊。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbnxHhZZh3N
如果天氣無咁熱，一切將會更好。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAHerBMZbfO
