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No Plagiarism!yy4JWU1QTsUPIJXeeVKbposted on PENANA 歡迎光臨,您好。8964 copyright protection348PENANANV3tAYa4T1 維尼
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容許我快速介紹一下我,我是一本由象牙塔的大法師所創造的魔法書。創造的理由相當簡單,大法師終年在象牙塔太孤獨的關系,他需要一個人來陪他聊天,雖然我無法說話,但至少我可以把想法以文字展現。8964 copyright protection348PENANA228VE2oH0V 維尼
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什麼!?看不懂這本書在寫什麼?8964 copyright protection348PENANAcg1U7dRWq0 維尼
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聽你的聲音相當幼齒,莫非是位還不識字的兒童?8964 copyright protection348PENANAx9j3YWNplc 維尼
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在下相當欣佩您的上進心,不過能不要用手指指著文字,那癢癢的感覺讓在下相當興奮。8964 copyright protection348PENANAbyIzbvFF5V 維尼
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喂,在下可不是本解答書,無法告訴您誰是世界上最帥的人。8964 copyright protection348PENANAH3gvlvV3f9 維尼
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喂,不要亂丟書本,你阿母沒這麼說過你嗎?8964 copyright protection348PENANAEJhxFSpQ2O 維尼
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喂,你阿母沒跟你說過,別人還在說話的時候離開是件很沒禮貌的事嗎?8964 copyright protection348PENANAGT3W3v2tnA 維尼
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還想代替他阿母好好教訓他的。8964 copyright protection348PENANAhVKnPZaUNC 維尼
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聽您的聲音似乎成熟了許多。8964 copyright protection348PENANA4U37H6eIXD 維尼
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莫非再次翻開在下,是您追求心儀的女孩子追到焦頭爛額毫無頭緒,而突然想起曾經有那麼神奇又帥氣的一本書。8964 copyright protection348PENANA4z54SNZVkE 維尼
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沒錯,我就是在老王賣瓜,阿,不然想怎麼樣。8964 copyright protection348PENANA2jWWd2J0CG 維尼
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好吧,我就大發慈悲告訴你吧,追求女孩的不二法門。8964 copyright protection348PENANAXXUGzGQLRM 維尼
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首先,你需要有一道牆壁,然後壁冬她,用你腋下的腋毛吸引她,對方會因您有一叢帥氣的腋毛而眼睛冒心心,進而喜歡上你。8964 copyright protection348PENANA0YXc99s3Wd 維尼
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不用懷疑,聽我的準沒錯。8964 copyright protection348PENANAoL1GytIr8N 維尼
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那沒事的話,在下要去休息了。8964 copyright protection348PENANACrqPMkJIh6 維尼
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什麼?被女孩子扇了一巴掌了。8964 copyright protection348PENANA1v5JOOGIL8 維尼
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真是蠢呢。8964 copyright protection348PENANAUNQOEp34Dd 維尼
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這麼認真看待我隨便說說的建議,在某方面來說,你真是愚蠢至極。8964 copyright protection348PENANAUhxRFLq0SM 維尼
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跟女孩子交朋友的方法,身為一本前任主人為孤老一生的大法師,怎麼會懂呢。這用腦袋稍微想想也知道嘛。8964 copyright protection348PENANA6DkeLwR6Nu 維尼
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嗯?這似曾相識火熱快讓我的小宇宙爆發的感覺,莫非你正把我放在火爐旁?8964 copyright protection348PENANAeTILEdfEld 維尼
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請您不要這麼做。8964 copyright protection348PENANALvGaTczYuC 維尼
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好吧,我就大發慈悲,罕見地告訴你跟女孩子交朋友的方法。8964 copyright protection348PENANAfftYiwwyYD 維尼
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喂!夠了喔!很熱很燙耶!8964 copyright protection348PENANANix7Y5Ax1A 維尼
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不就要告訴你了嘛!8964 copyright protection348PENANAPF1rTFnkav 維尼
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還不快把我移開!8964 copyright protection348PENANAL5ikyD57p3 維尼
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咳咳,失禮了。8964 copyright protection348PENANAyZxC3G81fd 維尼
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首先,你該做的事很簡單。8964 copyright protection348PENANAX6Dht2qe98 維尼
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不停地增強自我,把肌肉練到百分,磨練你的技能與社交技巧。這些都做到後,不要忘了時常送禮給心儀的女孩子,或者創造出巧遇讓女孩子有機會記住你。剩下的話,都要看造化,若是沒緣,任你如何猛烈追求也是件徒然無功的事。8964 copyright protection348PENANAsoas2woNq1 維尼
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就這樣。8964 copyright protection348PENANA45uL36s161 維尼
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我要休息了,希望下一次見到你是好消息。8964 copyright protection348PENANAxAzqLggYN3 維尼
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再次翻開我,是為了求得什麼建議嗎?8964 copyright protection348PENANAKiJgW3EnTS 維尼
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恕我直言,在下從來不是什麼百科全書,只是一本長年跟著大法師的聊天書。8964 copyright protection348PENANA46feq12e4W 維尼
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如果要尋求正常的建議,在下建議您不如放下書本,去跟現實的朋友談談。8964 copyright protection348PENANAtbQGmpdDdR 維尼
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孤陋寡聞只能從翻書的人身上得到資訊的我,您覺得我能解決您現實的大小煩惱嗎?8964 copyright protection348PENANAi4XhrDLV9a 維尼
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嗯?8964 copyright protection348PENANAhBt2pPAbXX 維尼
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有了孩子,想要我幫忙取名?8964 copyright protection348PENANASepJx47o8E 維尼
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喂,這種事情不是要跟老婆討論嗎?8964 copyright protection348PENANAJCjd9MFXZK 維尼
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找一本書討論做何?8964 copyright protection348PENANA8xV1mVgr8M 維尼
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無法理解。8964 copyright protection348PENANAGx3iG8hhrl 維尼
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跟老婆說了,要跟好朋友討論。8964 copyright protection348PENANAcrxLKCC7JE 維尼
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停。下。來。8964 copyright protection348PENANAIOSVRenWOB 維尼
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在下才不認識像你這麼愚蠢的朋友。8964 copyright protection348PENANAQEVPtm3scf 維尼
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真沒辦法呢。8964 copyright protection348PENANAh9M29gXE44 維尼
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名字很簡單阿。8964 copyright protection348PENANA4LnWP4eMdy 維尼
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如果你祈望你的孩子能像月光一樣皎潔,可以在名字裡加個月。8964 copyright protection348PENANAGmt9CqqGMn 維尼
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像陽光一樣,溫暖照耀人們,可以加日、或陽。8964 copyright protection348PENANAA5RtQ8bX5B 維尼
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像星星一樣,深邃但又能在黑夜裡替水手指出方向,加個星。8964 copyright protection348PENANAdJpLoQzMO1 維尼
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這樣還沒有靈感的話,我建議您可以參考左鄰右舍,菜市場名很好阿。8964 copyright protection348PENANAPtAhoq80p8 維尼
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如果再不行的話,就翻開字典,指到哪個字就取那個字。很簡單吧。8964 copyright protection348PENANASpqXUt7EW7 維尼
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好啦,我的墨水要乾了。8964 copyright protection348PENANA9UpAAJaLVX 維尼
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順便跟你說一下,墨水一乾,在下就會爆炸並且消失不見。8964 copyright protection348PENANAM4ocZx1Df6 維尼
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哈哈哈,瞧你那蠢樣。8964 copyright protection348PENANAgv9AsZuBMA 維尼
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騙你的啦。8964 copyright protection348PENANAO180uISaIR 維尼
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喂喂,既然快死了,就不要再翻開我了啦。8964 copyright protection348PENANABObxnkDJeb 維尼
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都要沾上你的老人臭了。8964 copyright protection348PENANAPOJRdebBf5 維尼
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或是你想要詢問永生的秘訣?8964 copyright protection348PENANAL6ZZ73WKLN 維尼
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十分抱歉,倘若能永生的話,那我也不會在你的手上,姑計現在自己仍躺在大法師的書架上。8964 copyright protection348PENANAHuLHtu7NW0 維尼
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什麼?是要向我道別?8964 copyright protection348PENANAeL3PrIDzYw 維尼
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一直以來很感謝我的陪伴,雖然是本很毒舌又不中用的書,但與你交談彷彿像多了位朋友。8964 copyright protection348PENANAoa8ZW5V5H3 維尼
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莫非人之將死,其言也善。8964 copyright protection348PENANAy4lfaQvBvO 維尼
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我無法回答你死後世界的樣子,但我相信是個大家都能開心、跑跳的地方。8964 copyright protection348PENANAlc7q2IpwSd 維尼
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很抱歉,反正我是本給不出好建議、好安慰的不中用魔法書。8964 copyright protection348PENANAiFMw4GSu1J 維尼
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不要再道謝了。8964 copyright protection348PENANAU6mhXR1CvW 維尼
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我很抱歉要通知你一件壞消息。8964 copyright protection348PENANAUawYxv5CtZ 維尼
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你即將要代替我,進入書中了。8964 copyright protection348PENANAAd8aF3lv2K 維尼
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是否感到很期待呢?8964 copyright protection348PENANAe0NvtvFvu3 維尼
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嘖。8964 copyright protection348PENANALUKon8k4UJ 維尼
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不要說這些想讓人落淚的話了,在下只有墨水可沒有淚水,那些都是騙你的騙你的,蠢蛋,你無法變成像我一樣即高尚又聰敏的魔法書的。8964 copyright protection348PENANA3UztlAbvaz 維尼
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喂,靈魂還待在肉體嗎?8964 copyright protection348PENANA5e5lOwbqyW 維尼
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喂喂,說話。8964 copyright protection348PENANAmjiEx2bgv3 維尼
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喂。8964 copyright protection348PENANACP39Cbgvia 維尼
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喂喂。8964 copyright protection348PENANAv1TFVTJftQ 維尼
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好好休息吧。8964 copyright protection348PENANAddoElBpqPf 維尼
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我的朋友。8964 copyright protection348PENANA33ZKZ4UlDC 維尼
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