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No Plagiarism!lqFmBo1JGW4h0luk06k7posted on PENANA 歡迎光臨,您好。8964 copyright protection349PENANAdDpTQhXO9P 維尼
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容許我快速介紹一下我,我是一本由象牙塔的大法師所創造的魔法書。創造的理由相當簡單,大法師終年在象牙塔太孤獨的關系,他需要一個人來陪他聊天,雖然我無法說話,但至少我可以把想法以文字展現。8964 copyright protection349PENANAFgPAdpWNWr 維尼
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聽你的聲音相當幼齒,莫非是位還不識字的兒童?8964 copyright protection349PENANAjhXtZsq7Sy 維尼
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在下相當欣佩您的上進心,不過能不要用手指指著文字,那癢癢的感覺讓在下相當興奮。8964 copyright protection349PENANA8CL3TJvEa3 維尼
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喂,在下可不是本解答書,無法告訴您誰是世界上最帥的人。8964 copyright protection349PENANAWFkvQDa7VC 維尼
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喂,不要亂丟書本,你阿母沒這麼說過你嗎?8964 copyright protection349PENANAevyDOMo5VF 維尼
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喂,你阿母沒跟你說過,別人還在說話的時候離開是件很沒禮貌的事嗎?8964 copyright protection349PENANARGMmWFz77b 維尼
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嘖,走了。8964 copyright protection349PENANAxxFh7eAfqJ 維尼
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還想代替他阿母好好教訓他的。8964 copyright protection349PENANAmTR3PaWY0D 維尼
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聽您的聲音似乎成熟了許多。8964 copyright protection349PENANAKScBYT8tNi 維尼
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莫非再次翻開在下,是您追求心儀的女孩子追到焦頭爛額毫無頭緒,而突然想起曾經有那麼神奇又帥氣的一本書。8964 copyright protection349PENANA0w7ypTKvOe 維尼
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沒錯,我就是在老王賣瓜,阿,不然想怎麼樣。8964 copyright protection349PENANAqXc2AmFTpz 維尼
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好吧,我就大發慈悲告訴你吧,追求女孩的不二法門。8964 copyright protection349PENANAJqxSqX4cWA 維尼
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首先,你需要有一道牆壁,然後壁冬她,用你腋下的腋毛吸引她,對方會因您有一叢帥氣的腋毛而眼睛冒心心,進而喜歡上你。8964 copyright protection349PENANAnft9iASmQw 維尼
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不用懷疑,聽我的準沒錯。8964 copyright protection349PENANAsGrOnitzvp 維尼
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那沒事的話,在下要去休息了。8964 copyright protection349PENANAU3xNOoANdx 維尼
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掰。8964 copyright protection349PENANA3mSB67E3Tk 維尼
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什麼?被女孩子扇了一巴掌了。8964 copyright protection349PENANAZkfQXv2Fnk 維尼
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真是蠢呢。8964 copyright protection349PENANAL4TASZaDRe 維尼
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這麼認真看待我隨便說說的建議,在某方面來說,你真是愚蠢至極。8964 copyright protection349PENANA67QTya9Yar 維尼
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跟女孩子交朋友的方法,身為一本前任主人為孤老一生的大法師,怎麼會懂呢。這用腦袋稍微想想也知道嘛。8964 copyright protection349PENANAvISd0DpFfm 維尼
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嗯?這似曾相識火熱快讓我的小宇宙爆發的感覺,莫非你正把我放在火爐旁?8964 copyright protection349PENANAlIkuWve2x8 維尼
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請您不要這麼做。8964 copyright protection349PENANAmn8d1TaJwy 維尼
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好吧,我就大發慈悲,罕見地告訴你跟女孩子交朋友的方法。8964 copyright protection349PENANAjyWJTrOKYU 維尼
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喂!夠了喔!很熱很燙耶!8964 copyright protection349PENANA7id9qepCRY 維尼
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不就要告訴你了嘛!8964 copyright protection349PENANAuBwKgkf8NP 維尼
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還不快把我移開!8964 copyright protection349PENANAyd1UO7bq9p 維尼
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咳咳,失禮了。8964 copyright protection349PENANAn4vDUaILtm 維尼
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首先,你該做的事很簡單。8964 copyright protection349PENANA4F0tjzxMDV 維尼
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不停地增強自我,把肌肉練到百分,磨練你的技能與社交技巧。這些都做到後,不要忘了時常送禮給心儀的女孩子,或者創造出巧遇讓女孩子有機會記住你。剩下的話,都要看造化,若是沒緣,任你如何猛烈追求也是件徒然無功的事。8964 copyright protection349PENANAn6LFeqgdD8 維尼
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就這樣。8964 copyright protection349PENANAae2Ekd2Uld 維尼
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我要休息了,希望下一次見到你是好消息。8964 copyright protection349PENANAOQ5hEQKixU 維尼
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再次翻開我,是為了求得什麼建議嗎?8964 copyright protection349PENANAOlVBf8JxPS 維尼
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恕我直言,在下從來不是什麼百科全書,只是一本長年跟著大法師的聊天書。8964 copyright protection349PENANAjdjA5jJh2N 維尼
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如果要尋求正常的建議,在下建議您不如放下書本,去跟現實的朋友談談。8964 copyright protection349PENANADfUyhh8gST 維尼
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孤陋寡聞只能從翻書的人身上得到資訊的我,您覺得我能解決您現實的大小煩惱嗎?8964 copyright protection349PENANA07jsoJEoI7 維尼
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嗯?8964 copyright protection349PENANAJ8fmUprdf0 維尼
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有了孩子,想要我幫忙取名?8964 copyright protection349PENANAVSejgX1geI 維尼
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喂,這種事情不是要跟老婆討論嗎?8964 copyright protection349PENANAdSSJt3VL4W 維尼
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找一本書討論做何?8964 copyright protection349PENANAcTQKehNZSt 維尼
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無法理解。8964 copyright protection349PENANAb6nRX6gl3y 維尼
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跟老婆說了,要跟好朋友討論。8964 copyright protection349PENANAj2XrSUA8WN 維尼
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停。下。來。8964 copyright protection349PENANA1G8Tb7rcyC 維尼
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在下才不認識像你這麼愚蠢的朋友。8964 copyright protection349PENANAoQesmizG82 維尼
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真沒辦法呢。8964 copyright protection349PENANA51XJw09b1N 維尼
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名字很簡單阿。8964 copyright protection349PENANAJ1jXxI96Eh 維尼
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如果你祈望你的孩子能像月光一樣皎潔,可以在名字裡加個月。8964 copyright protection349PENANAwfV1QEOTL0 維尼
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像陽光一樣,溫暖照耀人們,可以加日、或陽。8964 copyright protection349PENANAsCeXB5BWVM 維尼
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像星星一樣,深邃但又能在黑夜裡替水手指出方向,加個星。8964 copyright protection349PENANA776cLyztP6 維尼
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這樣還沒有靈感的話,我建議您可以參考左鄰右舍,菜市場名很好阿。8964 copyright protection349PENANAgGQCR0vgSM 維尼
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如果再不行的話,就翻開字典,指到哪個字就取那個字。很簡單吧。8964 copyright protection349PENANAzDFQjnEWNN 維尼
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好啦,我的墨水要乾了。8964 copyright protection349PENANAhDKl2dCmeT 維尼
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順便跟你說一下,墨水一乾,在下就會爆炸並且消失不見。8964 copyright protection349PENANAUBmcKxXQgn 維尼
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哈哈哈,瞧你那蠢樣。8964 copyright protection349PENANAfnnKd3JkKl 維尼
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騙你的啦。8964 copyright protection349PENANA6w72LohmKW 維尼
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喂喂,既然快死了,就不要再翻開我了啦。8964 copyright protection349PENANAITnPIHhbE4 維尼
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都要沾上你的老人臭了。8964 copyright protection349PENANAerDaWrkkJS 維尼
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或是你想要詢問永生的秘訣?8964 copyright protection349PENANAt7D6bKUIFp 維尼
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十分抱歉,倘若能永生的話,那我也不會在你的手上,姑計現在自己仍躺在大法師的書架上。8964 copyright protection349PENANARkHQ1AmT9k 維尼
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什麼?是要向我道別?8964 copyright protection349PENANA3AKftYdsOg 維尼
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一直以來很感謝我的陪伴,雖然是本很毒舌又不中用的書,但與你交談彷彿像多了位朋友。8964 copyright protection349PENANAopLAZCjI3y 維尼
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莫非人之將死,其言也善。8964 copyright protection349PENANAkvheHxB8GZ 維尼
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我無法回答你死後世界的樣子,但我相信是個大家都能開心、跑跳的地方。8964 copyright protection349PENANAhynkkQ7Add 維尼
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很抱歉,反正我是本給不出好建議、好安慰的不中用魔法書。8964 copyright protection349PENANAt6mL2l2J0k 維尼
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不要再道謝了。8964 copyright protection349PENANABsFYDwYWxY 維尼
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我很抱歉要通知你一件壞消息。8964 copyright protection349PENANA1TDhCDqwaN 維尼
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你即將要代替我,進入書中了。8964 copyright protection349PENANAQBTpEWv43s 維尼
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是否感到很期待呢?8964 copyright protection349PENANAQabmP5LQWC 維尼
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嘖。8964 copyright protection349PENANAXN2J6kxgZH 維尼
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不要說這些想讓人落淚的話了,在下只有墨水可沒有淚水,那些都是騙你的騙你的,蠢蛋,你無法變成像我一樣即高尚又聰敏的魔法書的。8964 copyright protection349PENANAUu2jQiYLvg 維尼
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喂,靈魂還待在肉體嗎?8964 copyright protection349PENANA8pOmEPEkUh 維尼
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喂喂,說話。8964 copyright protection349PENANAPKFIHuUH8V 維尼
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喂。8964 copyright protection349PENANAySmUFoFbWB 維尼
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喂喂。8964 copyright protection349PENANAO8ujySJSoJ 維尼
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好好休息吧。8964 copyright protection349PENANAnUUuNnj3Xb 維尼
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我的朋友。8964 copyright protection349PENANAm1efqRjYQ9 維尼
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