Mordecai and Deku made it to the entrance gates of Kurtistown.
"Hold on," Mordecai stopped Deku and walked forward.
Two yee-yee boys, one dressed in blue camo, the other wearing green camo, blocked Mordecai's way.
"What's y'alls business here? Who sent ya?" The blue yee-yee boy stared Mordecai down as his fiddled with his rifle.
"George sent me. I mean us..." Deku walked up behind Mordecai. Mordecai shifted his hips to let the yee-yee boys know he had a humongus epic flame thrower attached to his belt.
The yee-yee boys nodded and opened the gates. Mordecai and Deku walked down the path into the old town road. The pair made it to a large building with a long red carpet that lead from the outside to the inside. The carpet was covered in mud. This place was redneck, that's for sure. Mordecai busted the doors down and walked in.
Infront of Mordecai and Deku sat Kurtis Conner, leader of Kurtistown. Kurtis, with his awesome stache and rocking mullet wasn't paying attention to the newcomers at the door, but to something else.
His eyes were focused on a bowl next to him, filled with water. A fish sat inside. Kurtis lovingly stroked the bowl.
"Gosh Dory, you amazing, I'm gonna sing a song to ya," Kurtis coughed.
"Hi, I'm Dory. I suffer from short-term memory loss," The blue fish implied.
Kurtis cleared his throat,
"Well, I just got done on my old man's farm216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWldiV7FM2b
And I walked on into town (alright)216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡteQROlZB81
I saw a girl with big blue fins216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnhpMQv5Y2l
And her fins right on the ground216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUd5fepsUAX
So I grabbed a couple ice cold beers from the fridge216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBHAdeByHCX
And I opened them with my feet216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxuJ4wP8HD8
And let me tell you something 'bout this girl216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd2zJ8vtjyv
She's the sweetest thing you'll ever meet
She's the yee to my yee216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1xl044ogXv
The ground to my beef216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsmiHecL9QU
She's the girl of all my dreams (alrigtht)216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWp6s1wefHz
But there's just one thing about her216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqjubIu1fwl
That I just can't believe (I can't believe)216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLgeGTaKsBA
When I look in thosе eyes, it ain't no surprise216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWHGW5TPRsk
Shе's the most southern girl I've dated (yee, yee)216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCFBVImXK9M
But there's only one thing wrong with this woman216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHsxsBsPe3R
We're not blood related
Oh brother, what will my daddy say about this?216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRxfJ7GW9NF
We're not blood related216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsR8AQ2D301
Yee, yee,"
"Hi, I'm Dory. Who are you, handsome man?" Dory looked at Kurtis.
Kurtis continued, still serenading the fish,
"My friends say I'm crazy for loving you216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQHlRxyVZEN
But I don't know what else to do (What else can I do?)216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtLXf7FZWLl
You got a lip full of dip and a heart full of love216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSSPg4AII0I
You're sweeter than Mountain Dew (code red)216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpzGmTMgtTg
I'd stand in a circle of fire for you216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIX58faes6T
And let a bull chase after me (I swear to God)216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO5gBPjegAt
But how we're supposed to start a family if we ain't family?
She's the yee to my haw216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFKKEmLBXzE
The see to my saw216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO4A1cyPNgm
She's everything I need (you're everything I need)216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQgZpwgTdvq
Except she's not my sister216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVzwt3Zrlua
Or my cousin at the very least (Oh, c'mon!)216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ036tDV8AZA
Like a fish on my daddy's fish pole216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4mdtrFrKnU
You got me hooked and my breath is baited216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlcOsjmu6qE
But there's still only one thing wrong with this girl216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZIAt9kyJ1p
Still not blood related
Woo!216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsoHm0pxJDD
C'mon now216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMqOWCw9PpC
You make me shoot lasers out of my eyes..."
Kurtis stopped. He motioned for some yee-yee boys to come over.216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡilwBgZ2JVt
"Boys, give this lady a special treat. Code Red style," Kurtis smiled and nodded at Dory. The yee-yee boys pulled out a Code Red Mountain Dew and poured it into Dory's tank.216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKm8e3TO50i
"Hi, I'm Dory. I suffer from short-term memory loss," Dory said.
Dory's tank filled with Code Red. She began to choke, and then died.
"Darn..." Kurtis sighed.216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrAQ90ql4pa
But then Chris Mclean walked in, Dory's brother. Chris swiped his lushious locks back and flashed a smile at Kurtis. Kurtis knew what happiness finally felt like after meeting Chris's gaze,
"Well folks, we got to talking and216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO3y3SzvE0g
One thing led to another216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQHXqeWe8V3
And if I want this girl to be family216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSsRJVo4D3a
I guess I just gotta marry her brother..
He's the skin to my buck216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOskHoVmR3x
The wheels of my truck216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUvXPfD3ZeY
He's my sweet home on the range (I'm in love with him)216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4FFw4iOA41
And there ain't one thing about him216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQjIDY0erEL
That I would ever change (he's the perfect man)216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHhfYoUojL0
Now honey, I know it might take a while216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZSVSxkJ15N
For you to get sitiated (I understand)216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcM6C4CVCvX
But I'm in love with your brother even though216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdGQKU36CFU
We're now blood related (we're now blood related)216Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBpfYHYITpU
We're now blood related (we're now blood related)"
Kurtis locked eyes with Chris intensely, his eyes becoming red from lack of water. Kurtis returned his gaze to the newcomers who had patiently waited for Kurtis's serenade to be over.
Deku applauded Kurtis and began preforming the berries and cream dance. Kurtis shooed Chris away. Kurtis hopped up and nodded at Deku's dancing.
"Woah. Darn good dance moves," He smiled at Deku, then glared at Mordecai, "I done heard George sent ya. What does he want now?" Kurtis licked the dip in his mouth.
"I think you know what.." Mordecai stared back at Kurtis unpleasantly.
The two men had beef with eachother.
