Mordecai and Deku made it to the entrance gates of Kurtistown.
"Hold on," Mordecai stopped Deku and walked forward.
Two yee-yee boys, one dressed in blue camo, the other wearing green camo, blocked Mordecai's way.
"What's y'alls business here? Who sent ya?" The blue yee-yee boy stared Mordecai down as his fiddled with his rifle.
"George sent me. I mean us..." Deku walked up behind Mordecai. Mordecai shifted his hips to let the yee-yee boys know he had a humongus epic flame thrower attached to his belt.
The yee-yee boys nodded and opened the gates. Mordecai and Deku walked down the path into the old town road. The pair made it to a large building with a long red carpet that lead from the outside to the inside. The carpet was covered in mud. This place was redneck, that's for sure. Mordecai busted the doors down and walked in.
Infront of Mordecai and Deku sat Kurtis Conner, leader of Kurtistown. Kurtis, with his awesome stache and rocking mullet wasn't paying attention to the newcomers at the door, but to something else.
His eyes were focused on a bowl next to him, filled with water. A fish sat inside. Kurtis lovingly stroked the bowl.
"Gosh Dory, you amazing, I'm gonna sing a song to ya," Kurtis coughed.
"Hi, I'm Dory. I suffer from short-term memory loss," The blue fish implied.
Kurtis cleared his throat,
"Well, I just got done on my old man's farm204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYBTeo9T1IZ
And I walked on into town (alright)204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe7MzLYR4Av
I saw a girl with big blue fins204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjvjUVBVXEm
And her fins right on the ground204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoQPffrXTwt
So I grabbed a couple ice cold beers from the fridge204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe4p6AnFAYB
And I opened them with my feet204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIwfhKgRTLT
And let me tell you something 'bout this girl204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHxiheW6zNr
She's the sweetest thing you'll ever meet
She's the yee to my yee204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcwLhryoKML
The ground to my beef204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfsB27vAHXM
She's the girl of all my dreams (alrigtht)204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeHrhPRDP0i
But there's just one thing about her204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNjABPwtawX
That I just can't believe (I can't believe)204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIHz6xc3gtd
When I look in thosе eyes, it ain't no surprise204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS5bMstyZRR
Shе's the most southern girl I've dated (yee, yee)204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9U0yqgqdOj
But there's only one thing wrong with this woman204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVeBoUGQL9U
We're not blood related
Oh brother, what will my daddy say about this?204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1iOGQ4Sfmy
We're not blood related204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRfZSh4eqVZ
Yee, yee,"
"Hi, I'm Dory. Who are you, handsome man?" Dory looked at Kurtis.
Kurtis continued, still serenading the fish,
"My friends say I'm crazy for loving you204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSCKwqfrbil
But I don't know what else to do (What else can I do?)204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDyVFpCmkmS
You got a lip full of dip and a heart full of love204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv04etKrDa0
You're sweeter than Mountain Dew (code red)204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNco9uYudT1
I'd stand in a circle of fire for you204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ1WIR6sLby
And let a bull chase after me (I swear to God)204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWSVVgmeDem
But how we're supposed to start a family if we ain't family?
She's the yee to my haw204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcWlxZoDKen
The see to my saw204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjoUyKp90E4
She's everything I need (you're everything I need)204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRAHr5BZjod
Except she's not my sister204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9BgI5HJmIM
Or my cousin at the very least (Oh, c'mon!)204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyCOaXzgY8C
Like a fish on my daddy's fish pole204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqoezPxEcPr
You got me hooked and my breath is baited204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ZV8c1U525
But there's still only one thing wrong with this girl204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiBNYQ8yHJu
Still not blood related
Woo!204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9mPjdoWDBD
C'mon now204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW4nr9HOcSA
You make me shoot lasers out of my eyes..."
Kurtis stopped. He motioned for some yee-yee boys to come over.204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUxUJxaoA6r
"Boys, give this lady a special treat. Code Red style," Kurtis smiled and nodded at Dory. The yee-yee boys pulled out a Code Red Mountain Dew and poured it into Dory's tank.204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj85rY5QGIL
"Hi, I'm Dory. I suffer from short-term memory loss," Dory said.
Dory's tank filled with Code Red. She began to choke, and then died.
"Darn..." Kurtis sighed.204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlB0xNsTdcF
But then Chris Mclean walked in, Dory's brother. Chris swiped his lushious locks back and flashed a smile at Kurtis. Kurtis knew what happiness finally felt like after meeting Chris's gaze,
"Well folks, we got to talking and204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmmOplCTQxE
One thing led to another204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYxw6DcUv2R
And if I want this girl to be family204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBG87ZQVlAR
I guess I just gotta marry her brother..
He's the skin to my buck204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfq4xCRd0iS
The wheels of my truck204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvzbHctb80E
He's my sweet home on the range (I'm in love with him)204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWCi2eY9Dk2
And there ain't one thing about him204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDbjhO2k56C
That I would ever change (he's the perfect man)204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6yvARxEPpx
Now honey, I know it might take a while204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSfLtUl8AZp
For you to get sitiated (I understand)204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5suxvS6jaO
But I'm in love with your brother even though204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr0pjRQ5hCO
We're now blood related (we're now blood related)204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlKeH7cJvN5
We're now blood related (we're now blood related)"
Kurtis locked eyes with Chris intensely, his eyes becoming red from lack of water. Kurtis returned his gaze to the newcomers who had patiently waited for Kurtis's serenade to be over.
Deku applauded Kurtis and began preforming the berries and cream dance. Kurtis shooed Chris away. Kurtis hopped up and nodded at Deku's dancing.
"Woah. Darn good dance moves," He smiled at Deku, then glared at Mordecai, "I done heard George sent ya. What does he want now?" Kurtis licked the dip in his mouth.
"I think you know what.." Mordecai stared back at Kurtis unpleasantly.
The two men had beef with eachother.
