Mordecai and Deku made it to the entrance gates of Kurtistown.
"Hold on," Mordecai stopped Deku and walked forward.
Two yee-yee boys, one dressed in blue camo, the other wearing green camo, blocked Mordecai's way.
"What's y'alls business here? Who sent ya?" The blue yee-yee boy stared Mordecai down as his fiddled with his rifle.
"George sent me. I mean us..." Deku walked up behind Mordecai. Mordecai shifted his hips to let the yee-yee boys know he had a humongus epic flame thrower attached to his belt.
The yee-yee boys nodded and opened the gates. Mordecai and Deku walked down the path into the old town road. The pair made it to a large building with a long red carpet that lead from the outside to the inside. The carpet was covered in mud. This place was redneck, that's for sure. Mordecai busted the doors down and walked in.
Infront of Mordecai and Deku sat Kurtis Conner, leader of Kurtistown. Kurtis, with his awesome stache and rocking mullet wasn't paying attention to the newcomers at the door, but to something else.
His eyes were focused on a bowl next to him, filled with water. A fish sat inside. Kurtis lovingly stroked the bowl.
"Gosh Dory, you amazing, I'm gonna sing a song to ya," Kurtis coughed.
"Hi, I'm Dory. I suffer from short-term memory loss," The blue fish implied.
Kurtis cleared his throat,
"Well, I just got done on my old man's farm171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw0sqO0Rfeb
And I walked on into town (alright)171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSTSgywVYQW
I saw a girl with big blue fins171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKZVRr8LmVq
And her fins right on the ground171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeRVU0CIwm0
So I grabbed a couple ice cold beers from the fridge171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7W19NnwpTS
And I opened them with my feet171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC68NbDqgrp
And let me tell you something 'bout this girl171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoZJacnobjf
She's the sweetest thing you'll ever meet
She's the yee to my yee171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV22NmhMocW
The ground to my beef171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTuM4l9kHJo
She's the girl of all my dreams (alrigtht)171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6PvlJjNDYa
But there's just one thing about her171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHZLPqaCh4j
That I just can't believe (I can't believe)171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡReKNz8G9o9
When I look in thosе eyes, it ain't no surprise171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLufVi6ID9z
Shе's the most southern girl I've dated (yee, yee)171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp69XwGycnM
But there's only one thing wrong with this woman171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnNxbxZ5uYV
We're not blood related
Oh brother, what will my daddy say about this?171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIhfu8tvv5m
We're not blood related171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8XL5nj8Vds
Yee, yee,"
"Hi, I'm Dory. Who are you, handsome man?" Dory looked at Kurtis.
Kurtis continued, still serenading the fish,
"My friends say I'm crazy for loving you171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ndcIlQMWV
But I don't know what else to do (What else can I do?)171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKTSpW2levS
You got a lip full of dip and a heart full of love171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNlNahyfB57
You're sweeter than Mountain Dew (code red)171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWG7d4FqJwx
I'd stand in a circle of fire for you171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ368sW8XpVW
And let a bull chase after me (I swear to God)171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvBQLmP8A5e
But how we're supposed to start a family if we ain't family?
She's the yee to my haw171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC51xDX6XTg
The see to my saw171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpEUypxJHlK
She's everything I need (you're everything I need)171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ68gp6VcIZX
Except she's not my sister171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiI3xCbgGu4
Or my cousin at the very least (Oh, c'mon!)171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6O9HYH3HFs
Like a fish on my daddy's fish pole171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4lCIDPpRdf
You got me hooked and my breath is baited171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJGLoeCfB2r
But there's still only one thing wrong with this girl171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRt4uw55HYc
Still not blood related
Woo!171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW0fPk2POeG
C'mon now171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG0SueOVKGN
You make me shoot lasers out of my eyes..."
Kurtis stopped. He motioned for some yee-yee boys to come over.171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5YUm4y7U9k
"Boys, give this lady a special treat. Code Red style," Kurtis smiled and nodded at Dory. The yee-yee boys pulled out a Code Red Mountain Dew and poured it into Dory's tank.171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJATcSO71j8
"Hi, I'm Dory. I suffer from short-term memory loss," Dory said.
Dory's tank filled with Code Red. She began to choke, and then died.
"Darn..." Kurtis sighed.171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkssS3ITyn3
But then Chris Mclean walked in, Dory's brother. Chris swiped his lushious locks back and flashed a smile at Kurtis. Kurtis knew what happiness finally felt like after meeting Chris's gaze,
"Well folks, we got to talking and171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡck3CRgPKRw
One thing led to another171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJDhzWsmab8
And if I want this girl to be family171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4DjC0UHl6l
I guess I just gotta marry her brother..
He's the skin to my buck171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3wsiZ8xLnz
The wheels of my truck171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfX0vHKHsZw
He's my sweet home on the range (I'm in love with him)171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDA4zOR6Mi4
And there ain't one thing about him171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPYQhmB3bMr
That I would ever change (he's the perfect man)171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtBcaGnDWig
Now honey, I know it might take a while171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9W5fS6nyv5
For you to get sitiated (I understand)171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYURpLpH56E
But I'm in love with your brother even though171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsKtbCxqJYh
We're now blood related (we're now blood related)171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlK9rDz25bE
We're now blood related (we're now blood related)"
Kurtis locked eyes with Chris intensely, his eyes becoming red from lack of water. Kurtis returned his gaze to the newcomers who had patiently waited for Kurtis's serenade to be over.
Deku applauded Kurtis and began preforming the berries and cream dance. Kurtis shooed Chris away. Kurtis hopped up and nodded at Deku's dancing.
"Woah. Darn good dance moves," He smiled at Deku, then glared at Mordecai, "I done heard George sent ya. What does he want now?" Kurtis licked the dip in his mouth.
"I think you know what.." Mordecai stared back at Kurtis unpleasantly.
The two men had beef with eachother.
