
088:感情不是都悶著燉
再說到當官那件事。335Please respect copyright.PENANApi6e7VaJ5u
朝廷中央負責任用官員的吏部,真的派來低層官員詢問這事。335Please respect copyright.PENANAqbWI1xq9Vv
低層官員進入蝦峰官府之後,和官府大人一起來到三合院廣場,跪問哥哥的出仕意願。335Please respect copyright.PENANAFjAl4XhDDR
結果哥哥回答……335Please respect copyright.PENANAqWbkzKlvQG
「自認才疏學淺,加上家妹年幼,請再等待幾年。」335Please respect copyright.PENANAfA5zo7od2F
低層官員一臉困惑:你當不當官,到底關妹妹什麼事?335Please respect copyright.PENANA5ytL6g2sEc
不過還是沒有多問,拿著哥哥親筆寫的回答,趕回中央稟報。335Please respect copyright.PENANAjEwqPrBUIa
再來,一整個麻煩了。335Please respect copyright.PENANAySWJpcmvKm
新任貢士不願仕官的理由,一傳回中央,大小官員都覺得奇怪。335Please respect copyright.PENANAWhTlxpxing
他們一探問,發現我們都未婚,也不管原因到底怎樣了,一堆搞不清楚狀況的立即來提親。335Please respect copyright.PENANAoFPJkOop4x
提哥哥的親,也提我的親。335Please respect copyright.PENANAoqHdWrCp2m
我真是躺著也中槍,有夠麻煩!335Please respect copyright.PENANAcF3YINgPJl
什麼部門長官的公子,什麼侄子,什麼什麼的……今天來提哥哥的,明天來提我的,麻煩死,都想和哥哥攀關係。335Please respect copyright.PENANAMem9mfajNI
連續一個月,每天都有遠方來的媒婆說親。335Please respect copyright.PENANA6LEwBlhFWj
這樣的情況,幾乎舉人那時的狀況重現。335Please respect copyright.PENANAmqZg8wEd4J
最後是由哥哥親筆寫一封簡單書信,讓提親者帶回去,才終於平息下來。335Please respect copyright.PENANAWh4fCygvon
『實不相瞞,家有童養媳妹,年方十四,正在等她長大……萬請提親的大人見諒。』335Please respect copyright.PENANAghLD2U0Ei4
到這,其實哥哥已經表示的很清楚。335Please respect copyright.PENANAqEypBOZAj0
十四歲的我,同樣看清楚了。335Please respect copyright.PENANAxSYTo4fs29
他在等我長大。335Please respect copyright.PENANAdouNA5k2E1
不願意先娶妻,辜負從小來到家裡的我。335Please respect copyright.PENANAHXKbloYFz7
只是哥哥內斂含蓄,為人正經八百,才會從不表達男女之情……
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說到這,哥哥對我的感情,不是都悶著燉,也是有熱烈燒出來的時候。335Please respect copyright.PENANAVHejF8wyTQ
高中貢士幾個月後,老家漁港的王家和吳家結親。335Please respect copyright.PENANAgdK6ao4LDI
當晚辦囍宴,哥哥一定在受邀之列。335Please respect copyright.PENANA2VqtadM7Tz
一起前往赴約,大家用餐,但是哥哥越喝越多。335Please respect copyright.PENANAKFJqhnevnf
哥哥對於酒本來都很有節制,那晚真的喝很多,好像清水那樣一杯又一杯。335Please respect copyright.PENANAIh41cl5oZJ
我發現到,要勸阻哥哥,已經來不及,有明顯醉意。335Please respect copyright.PENANAGPwe9cQPDk
雖然還能說話談笑,不過真的醉了,語無倫次。335Please respect copyright.PENANA3j6LeWBF5F
我看這樣不好,趕緊說:「哥哥,我們回家休息吧?」335Please respect copyright.PENANAy2FuCyK21G
哥哥竟然當著眾人的面,直接伸手,摟著我:「小仙,哥哥等妳好久喔……」335Please respect copyright.PENANA6X0NLjhyTJ
我愣了,問哥哥:「等我什麼?」335Please respect copyright.PENANAdLwBfzoWNt
哥哥說:「哥哥一直在等妳十六歲,才能像這樣,熱熱鬧鬧的辦場婚禮啊……」335Please respect copyright.PENANA2sYLtGVKdc
大家聽到了,開始喊著什麼郎才女貌,等著喝貢士大人的喜酒。335Please respect copyright.PENANAbz3arLTGvf
我不是很在乎人家怎麼起哄,反正夫人夫人的喊這麼多年,已經被看的很不清白了。335Please respect copyright.PENANAMLe4usIU1R
這時真的只想帶哥哥回家。335Please respect copyright.PENANAevGMAolGVB
沒想到哥哥又繼續說:「家裡只剩我們,好冷清,我不想回去……妳生幾個孩子,熱鬧家裡,好不好?」335Please respect copyright.PENANA2VjjxVHsfv
我當場糗到不行。335Please respect copyright.PENANARkv5afygwo
所有鄉親還真的努力鼓吹早生貴子之類。335Please respect copyright.PENANArmYnF8vvli
接著,哥哥越來越醉,說話也越來越沒有邏輯。335Please respect copyright.PENANAoc152vUJG1
從氣象說到海像,幾乎什麼都說上幾句。335Please respect copyright.PENANAUp1iLG0gio
我看這樣真的不行,很快就要醉成一灘爛泥,趕緊找幾名強壯大伯,一起半強硬的把哥哥扛回家。335Please respect copyright.PENANAeatXgzgNyl
進入房間之後,大伯把哥哥放到床上躺平。335Please respect copyright.PENANATfP3m9AqeY
我立刻過去幫忙脫鞋,解開上衣。335Please respect copyright.PENANAUOBnYFBFxe
沒想到哥哥伸手,把我拉到懷裡讓我趴著!335Please respect copyright.PENANAZIhZcMvKjU
幾位大伯可是還在場啊!335Please respect copyright.PENANAmQrCT3EzB0
我好尷尬,掙扎要離開!335Please respect copyright.PENANAQKXoWq4F1L
哥哥抱更緊,就是不讓我走!335Please respect copyright.PENANA0Ko5OWPrw5
甚至開口就說:「小仙……哥哥愛妳……生幾個孩子讓家裡熱鬧熱鬧吧……」335Please respect copyright.PENANAHK3uAUcc43
最慘的是,在場大伯們親眼看到我被強脫衣服,沒救我,反而趕緊離開房間,關上房門,要讓我們成全好事。335Please respect copyright.PENANAQ8yf7DxQGx
大伯們回去,這事能不到處傳開嗎?335Please respect copyright.PENANAKU6UiaKAVX
我一個十四歲女孩子,真是跳到黃河也洗不清了!335Please respect copyright.PENANAnTGX1GvQgW
那時我真的以為自己就要失身給哥哥了!335Please respect copyright.PENANA2gE9lIX7YW
結果哥哥把我的上衣脫掉,就徹底醉死,直睡到隔天中午才離房活動。335Please respect copyright.PENANAULkiVN8PpO
在家裡撞見,我小心的問:「哥哥……你記得昨晚的事嗎……」335Please respect copyright.PENANAKNKPfwo9NL
宿醉剛醒,困惑的:「昨晚?發生什麼事?」335Please respect copyright.PENANAwT7xlmEGCR
是真的醉到都不記得,所以我鬆了口大氣,可以比較放心的面對哥哥。335Please respect copyright.PENANAU07VWGeO3l
只是,那陣子依然羞的不敢出門見人!335Please respect copyright.PENANAOq85rWazo8
另外,不是只有那陣子,是徹底糗上好幾個月。335Please respect copyright.PENANAaiyv7DMDeq
走在路上,一些婆婆媽媽看到我,主動推薦我一些能幫助懷孕的偏方,都不管我才十四歲,婚禮還沒辦。335Please respect copyright.PENANAleNyfVaggc
至少我是真的知道了,哥哥心底那麼喜歡我,一直在等我長大。335Please respect copyright.PENANANMvmBrxL2I
另外,大家也都相信,我們已經是有實無名的夫妻,等著喝我十六歲的正式喜酒。335Please respect copyright.PENANAS3FJKFbG7f
我除了乖乖陪在哥哥身邊,還能怎麼樣?335Please respect copyright.PENANAEa35dzj8oX
這就是我的命吧……