是咁的,講起晚裝,曾幾何時我都擁有過一件吊帶黑色絲質晚裝裙,去到膝頭哥咁上下。我用佢應付好多次濕鳩性別reverse dress code,唔好問我拎相睇,因為我驚我忍唔住拎出來share...275Please respect copyright.PENANAArYXgFJ7Si
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「屌你老母垃圾dress code,又恰鳩我地呢d有賓周嘅,佢地自己頹T牛仔褲就得,迫我地要著d垃圾裙。屌,你去唔去hall個ball?」 講緊野呢條仆街仔,自己唔玩得,一開口就咆哮,仇女心態盡露,一聽就知喺個充滿怨氣嘅社會垃圾。275Please respect copyright.PENANAQMme5m5O2Z
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冇錯,呢個就喺我。275Please respect copyright.PENANA9m9E2ERACy
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不過其實我問嚟都多餘,因為roommate Billy year3,佢喺最後一屆3年制嘅大學生,由於佢最後一年先入到hall,無回宿需求,性格又比較靜,基本上唔會湊熱鬧參加d咩活動。順帶一提,佢好靚仔,喺屬於暖男型靚仔。275Please respect copyright.PENANAAOx2D9A3CY
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Billy一路微笑,佢粒酒窩仔中和咗我啱啱釋放嘅戾氣,真喺好撚柒鳩cute。其實我好鍾意佢,可惜我唔敢問佢對我有咩意見,所以一直只喺單方面仰慕。 .275Please respect copyright.PENANACg1oHhagqH
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「今次未必會去喇。好似話之後有個聯hall嘅會正常搞,或者到時再睇下得唔得閒。275Please respect copyright.PENANAMXnymdpTuF
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「都喺嘅,班友喺持住有聯hall果個可以著靚靚,宜家自己hall呢個嘅先會夠膽鳩搞。唉去就去啦,我單機喇,都要拎回宿分架,我件戰衣又要出場。」275Please respect copyright.PENANALAHfOM2amF
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如果件事咁簡單就完,我喺唔會拎出嚟講。故事真正開始有趣,喺ball前兩日,當我知道撞咗社團個饑饉24,女神Elise叫我去果個。275Please respect copyright.PENANAIHUtwvnBPj
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一邊是溝女,一邊是住屋問題。要作出取捨,我運用咗哲佬Thought Experiment既技巧,將兩個條件推到最盡--如果有Gal Gadot,但冇房,都只喺唔方便姐;屌但如果冇囡,就算比間山頂道1號我,又有何用武之地。咦但有山頂道1號,又點會無囡??275Please respect copyright.PENANAWJeUplnS75
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呢個技巧真喺好有用,計一計條數,我已經作出取捨,我全部都要。275Please respect copyright.PENANAMTmSXFh0RJ
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饑饉24呢個活動喺關住你班人喺間muti-function room 24個鐘。不過都要痾屎痾尿架,簽名可以離開一段時間,雖然會mark番出入時間,但基本上冇人會理,便秘大家都冇辦法。即喺話,中間我行開一段長時間其實完全冇問題。275Please respect copyright.PENANAzNaLDdE3a2
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作為一個chur盡無悔既真男人,我既計劃喺,喺場ball開始冇耐同就快結束既時候出現一段時間,盡量避開合照之餘,低調得嚟又要刷存在感。275Please respect copyright.PENANAuPUGxgnQGz
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1800 簽名痾屎275Please respect copyright.PENANA0XzKOBKlef
1800 - 1815 狗沖番hall275Please respect copyright.PENANARooU7ewMfQ
1815 - 1818 抹汗涼番個身275Please respect copyright.PENANAqzWtS7X0jF
1818 - 1820 華麗變身275Please respect copyright.PENANAhWMt5x7dGm
1820 - 1840 出現喺個ball,周圍hi下人275Please respect copyright.PENANAPYfdP6gl50
1840 - 1855 換衫沖番落去,簽名表示痾完屎275Please respect copyright.PENANABzzvzn3GUG
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然後夜晚8點半再如法炮製多次。275Please respect copyright.PENANAtrfXfMNSjz
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簡單,老子真聰明。