是咁的，講起晚裝，曾幾何時我都擁有過一件吊帶黑色絲質晚裝裙，去到膝頭哥咁上下。我用佢應付好多次濕鳩性別reverse dress code，唔好問我拎相睇，因為我驚我忍唔住拎出來share...275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡArYXgFJ7Si
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「屌你老母垃圾dress code，又恰鳩我地呢d有賓周嘅，佢地自己頹T牛仔褲就得，迫我地要著d垃圾裙。屌，你去唔去hall個ball？」 講緊野呢條仆街仔，自己唔玩得，一開口就咆哮，仇女心態盡露，一聽就知喺個充滿怨氣嘅社會垃圾。275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQMme5m5O2Z
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冇錯，呢個就喺我。275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9m9E2ERACy
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不過其實我問嚟都多餘，因為roommate Billy year3，佢喺最後一屆3年制嘅大學生，由於佢最後一年先入到hall，無回宿需求，性格又比較靜，基本上唔會湊熱鬧參加d咩活動。順帶一提，佢好靚仔，喺屬於暖男型靚仔。275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAOx2D9A3CY
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Billy一路微笑，佢粒酒窩仔中和咗我啱啱釋放嘅戾氣，真喺好撚柒鳩cute。其實我好鍾意佢，可惜我唔敢問佢對我有咩意見，所以一直只喺單方面仰慕。 .275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCg1oHhagqH
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「今次未必會去喇。好似話之後有個聯hall嘅會正常搞，或者到時再睇下得唔得閒。275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMXnymdpTuF
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「都喺嘅，班友喺持住有聯hall果個可以著靚靚，宜家自己hall呢個嘅先會夠膽鳩搞。唉去就去啦，我單機喇，都要拎回宿分架，我件戰衣又要出場。」275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLAHfOM2amF
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如果件事咁簡單就完，我喺唔會拎出嚟講。故事真正開始有趣，喺ball前兩日，當我知道撞咗社團個饑饉24，女神Elise叫我去果個。275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIHUtwvnBPj
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一邊是溝女，一邊是住屋問題。要作出取捨，我運用咗哲佬Thought Experiment既技巧，將兩個條件推到最盡－－如果有Gal Gadot，但冇房，都只喺唔方便姐；屌但如果冇囡，就算比間山頂道1號我，又有何用武之地。咦但有山頂道1號，又點會無囡？？275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWJeUplnS75
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呢個技巧真喺好有用，計一計條數，我已經作出取捨，我全部都要。275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMTmSXFh0RJ
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饑饉24呢個活動喺關住你班人喺間muti-function room 24個鐘。不過都要痾屎痾尿架，簽名可以離開一段時間，雖然會mark番出入時間，但基本上冇人會理，便秘大家都冇辦法。即喺話，中間我行開一段長時間其實完全冇問題。275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzNaLDdE3a2
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作為一個chur盡無悔既真男人，我既計劃喺，喺場ball開始冇耐同就快結束既時候出現一段時間，盡量避開合照之餘，低調得嚟又要刷存在感。275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuPUGxgnQGz
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1800 簽名痾屎275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0XzKOBKlef
1800 - 1815 狗沖番hall275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRooU7ewMfQ
1815 - 1818 抹汗涼番個身275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqzWtS7X0jF
1818 - 1820 華麗變身275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhWMt5x7dGm
1820 - 1840 出現喺個ball，周圍hi下人275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPYfdP6gl50
1840 - 1855 換衫沖番落去，簽名表示痾完屎275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBzzvzn3GUG
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然後夜晚8點半再如法炮製多次。275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtrfXfMNSjz
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簡單，老子真聰明。
Penana
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