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(ps.本內容與正文無關,作者寫廢的小段落,發上來博君一樂~靈感來源來自某導航語音包的段子)259Please respect copyright.PENANAEApcyUd8mc
(pps.內容接續11章中間空格,「靜默」二字之前,若是主角腦子抽了會有什麼反應)
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回到現在。259Please respect copyright.PENANA2rxWLukFTP
當boss心情煩躁時,該怎麼辦呢?259Please respect copyright.PENANAiiyLCmpvym
秦預辰牌標準答案:找出問題後,先以言語開解之。若言語無法開解,就只能解決造成問題的人了。259Please respect copyright.PENANA9g2AMaz2Vg
即做法事不成,則物理超渡之。259Please respect copyright.PENANA29isoZ8oGd
秦預辰把剛才他們的話題重新梳理一遍。259Please respect copyright.PENANAWdSsn092vk
他們剛剛說了什麼?259Please respect copyright.PENANAO1P398Mkql
上市公司、服務業、勞基法對勞工的保障及違反後雇主將受到的罰則,還有笑……259Please respect copyright.PENANAVk6iOjdKh0
對了,就是笑!259Please respect copyright.PENANAZbSFkYpxh2
秦預辰一拍大腦。259Please respect copyright.PENANAVveEdfUNOb
一切的話題就是因為微笑而引起的!259Please respect copyright.PENANAQakhEuaIb4
秦預辰猛地盯向boss。259Please respect copyright.PENANAwWVKiYx27w
boss:「???」259Please respect copyright.PENANA7Wj5HB5RBk
秦預辰沉思了兩秒。259Please respect copyright.PENANAIKf7DiIE7M
扣除掉服務業這種不得不營業的理由,能讓boss不得不保持做作微笑的原因只有一個!259Please respect copyright.PENANApH0kOwc37l
剛從「秦預辰原來不只缺乏的『特術者』常識,連『正常人常識』都一起缺乏」的大坑中回過神來,看著秦預辰陡然發亮的眼睛,封希凰頓時有了不好的預感。259Please respect copyright.PENANAnDSyfTbMKe
……媽的,這貨估計又要做妖。259Please respect copyright.PENANAMkNIYlzDPy
便見秦預辰挺身站好,一手向後一掏,不知從哪裡掏出本小冊子擺在桌上。封希凰定睛一看,黑線的發現那是一本縮小版《太上清淨經》。259Please respect copyright.PENANADbMOGtgeh5
而他的另一隻手伸到胸前,做出了個「拈花一笑」的標準動作。259Please respect copyright.PENANA2yNBT0XAVC
封希凰:「???」等等,這個串宗教了吧?259Please respect copyright.PENANA4OXzli2YTD
不過前面那個突然出現的書,倒是讓她想到了爛尾樓裡莫名出現又消失的墨鏡。259Please respect copyright.PENANAo5oXiCRHC5
……難道秦預辰除了精神力操縱,還有第二種特術效果?(這妹子到現在也沒發現自己誤會了)259Please respect copyright.PENANA4cwaXvBpnz
封希凰目光微微一閃,暗自記到了心裡。259Please respect copyright.PENANAIpVrbubsL8
而這邊,秦預辰還沒完。只見他一手拈花姿勢不變,空著的另一隻手往上,輕一彈指。259Please respect copyright.PENANAD8j1XPpvkt
一道刺眼金光剎那從他身後亮起,瞬間差點閃瞎了封希凰的眼。259Please respect copyright.PENANAwDniKF1keY
等她再睜眼,便看見秦預辰大腦後亮起的,那不大不小的一圈。259Please respect copyright.PENANABvs9mkof46
封希凰:「……」259Please respect copyright.PENANANKkWTB8PJz
封希凰秒懂,封希凰滿臉黑線。259Please respect copyright.PENANAijXWox3bnE
……所以,秦預辰用了這麼一堆特術,其目的只是為了要cos一個不拿淨瓶,改拿道經的觀世音菩薩?259Please respect copyright.PENANAuExZsVQVLH
你他媽有毒啊!259Please respect copyright.PENANAAMQa8NvU6R
便聽秦預辰莊嚴開口:「你這潑猴――」259Please respect copyright.PENANACdkjIo834X
boss:「???」259Please respect copyright.PENANAxAfDiuhHdt
封希凰:「……」259Please respect copyright.PENANA1FIcel6e69
秦預辰還在繼續:「俗話說只要臉皮夠厚,別人的想法就是浮雲。所以汝等不需在乎世俗的眼光。唯有順從自己心意者,才能達到真正的道!」259Please respect copyright.PENANAzeHGHals20
道這個字被秦預辰說的鏗鏘有力,在一片安靜的室內響起陣陣回音。259Please respect copyright.PENANAztUbkSwswB
封希凰:「……」259Please respect copyright.PENANASwhF0DtQ5N
boss:「……」259Please respect copyright.PENANA8tgUELqDoC
「當然,如果真有哪個孽障,逼得boss只能賣笑維生,看在薪水的份上,本座可以出面……唉喲!」259Please respect copyright.PENANAl1srYzYsYL
一拳打穿秦預辰腦後的,又稱裝逼圈的光環,封希凰絕望的看著boss僵硬的臉,按著秦預辰的頭90度鞠躬道歉:「非常抱歉,boss!」259Please respect copyright.PENANA4TqXnGf6dG
「這傢伙雖然神經有點問題,但實力和潛力非常可觀!」她把自己的猜測一字不落地說出來,主要凸顯秦預辰的「實力」。259Please respect copyright.PENANAUPMZNBmb1A
「……以上,我猜測是為了平衡能力,所以才給秦預辰這種智商…咳,腦迴路上的缺憾?」259Please respect copyright.PENANAXUbo8aDnHs
封希凰編不下去了。259Please respect copyright.PENANApfg7t0JYNW
她現在只期望boss看在秦預辰潛力強悍,值得投資的份上,能夠大人不記小人過,最好把剛剛砸天花板外加出言不遜的事給遺忘掉。259Please respect copyright.PENANAWrTgLWfvHv
……遇上這種隊友,她能怎麼辦?259Please respect copyright.PENANA5ZTKGgr7ih
她也很絕望啊!259Please respect copyright.PENANAQ5qiGeARo3
封希凰自覺已經做到自己能做的全部了,秦預辰還完全不領情:「希凰,你在說什麼啊?」259Please respect copyright.PENANAoLGV9XIMvW
「其實我剛剛就想說了,你誤會……」誤會我的能力了。259Please respect copyright.PENANAy812lH8K1i
封希凰一拳貫了下去:「我什麼都沒有誤會!這就是事實!」259Please respect copyright.PENANAKI4xQREkFN
秦預辰:「嗷!」259Please respect copyright.PENANAlzoyx1GM4F
boss:「……」259Please respect copyright.PENANAtAoPBDoriR
能在boss前面不改色地揍人,封希凰你其實早就被秦預辰這貨給影響了,對吧?259Please respect copyright.PENANA2Fy3wTSohO
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